Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1574 – 11.30.08 @ Mitchell's
HASH TRASH - Tale of the Trail
Chicago Hash #1574 - Nov. 30, 2008 @ MITCHELL'S (THE OLD PUFFER's)
HARES: Bloody Thighs, Lifa, Mudsucker
VIRGINS:
VISITORS: Cums in Taxi's, Just Greg, Abu Beaver
HASHERS: Happy Ass Grabber, Ez on the Ass, Chicken Stiffer, R-Tard-E, Just I Lean, Milk-My-Yak, Public Pisser, Erin Go Buff, Snatchsquatch, Horn-e
Total- 16
It was a cold Sunday on a Holiday weekend on the South side that saw the hash running thru some historical sites. Today we ran thru the old Union Stockyard Entrance and along Bubbling Creek. We also passed the Church our very own Mayor Daley attends and then finally ended up at the house of MUDSUCKER for a beer stop. The Pack saw some die-hards come out today on a rainy cold trail. ERIN GO BUFF showed up in the nick of time just before the pack was on out. The Main pack today was HAPPY, EZ, CHICKEN, P-P, ERIN GO BUFF, JUST GREG, and ABU BEAVER. We seemed to work well and find the correct trail. ERIN GO BUFF and I even find a quick short cut over a fence while the rest of the pack did a circle jerk that ended up on 35th street. R-TARD-E and JUST I LEAN were walking and running today so they were a little behind. JUST GREG tried whistling for HORN-E but he said he just climbing a tree to try a get to a short cut? The pack ran many straight a-ways today but we finally did make it back to the bar where MILK-MY-YAK and SNATCHSQUATCH were waiting for us to return. MUDSUCKER set-up free hotdogs for us and $6 pitchers, which was not a bad combo for the day. We had a quick circle and then many ran back home to watch a dismal Bears game.
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Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
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Hare(s): Lifa, Bloody Thighs & Mudsucker
Venue: Mitchells, 3356 S. Halsted (used to be Puffers)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the government's latest bailout of Citigroup!
The pitchers will be $6.25 each (normal price) but they will also put out hot dogs for us to eat.
Be prepared to run some train tracks, e.g. urban shiggy.
I will have the Bears on the big screen TV after the hash (Sunday night game), so the party can gravitate to Mudsucker’s abode after the hash to watch the Bears crush (hopefully) the Vikings!!!
Mud
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, switch to Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
or - Orange Line to Halsted, then #8 Halsted bus south for 1 mile to 33rd.
Driving 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to exit the Dan Ryan at 31st street, west to Halsted (3/4 mile), left to 3356. Or exit 35th (Sox Park), west to Halsted, right to 3356.
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