Chicago Hash House Harriers

12.15.06 - The Union Pre-Lube

The weekend of Anthrax started off well. I as the GM intended to get to The Union first to greet any visitors or virgins who may show up at 6 pm. I ran into Tri-Assalon on Halsted coming back from Home Depot with a new step stool so she could reach the top shelf of her closest and I convinced her to stop by the pre-lube which she did to the dismay of her sweater party she was supposed to go to. I got there at 5:55 pm and raised the CH3 Hash Flag for all to see. The Big-Humpers, DO MY BUTT, CLIFF BANGER, DAPPER SAPPER, LICKA GOOD NEIGHBOR, PEES LIKE A PRINCESS, and HUMMERS PARA LIBRE arrived right at 6 pm and began to increase their alcohol intake, which began earlier that day at Giordano’s Pizza. They were to joined later by PMS, POSTAGE TRAMP, VIPER SNATCH, and SEXORCIST. Slowly CH3 hashers arrived much like they would for the hash about 1/2 hour late. We were joined by SMELL THIS, DEBBIE DOES DOCTORS, EZ on the ASS, IT’S TOO SOFT, and PRINCESS LABIA. I always am amazed to see how well hashers clean up good examples are ASSFAULT and STUMPY this night. The Big-Humpers began to play dueling cameras with ITS TOO SOFT. I think many hashers went home with burnt retinas with all the flashing going on (NO NOT TITS, CAMERAS!!) The Athrax t-shirt was unveiled at 7 pm and was well liked by all, Thanks Rachel or C*** & PASTIES for the design!! DMB and HUMMERS kept buying the hares shots in the hope it would shorten the trail, guess that didn’t work!! We may have picked up a few virgins for the future in JUST CYNTHIA and JUST MARY as well. BATTERIES and CALVIN showed up around 8 pm when the group was reaching their alcohol limits but we did wait around for the last Big-Humpers to arrive and they did around 11 pm. TRI-ASSATHLON was heard talking about her good-looking ass and legs to BONER go figure?? We even had an appearance from CHEAP DATE and I thought she had been deported back to Brazil? BALLSALOTAPUS was seen jumping between the policeman’s party across the street and the hash party handcuffed to JUST CYNTHIA. It was getting late and the hare needed some sleep so I said good-bye to the group, which also included SPOTTED COCK, ROTTEN WHORE, MR. And MRS. ED.

CHICKEN STIFFER- CH3 GM