Chicago HHH Run #1779 Sunday 4/29 – 2:00PM @ Ruji’s Foofdeck

Chicago HHH Run #1779

Sunday 4/29 - 2:00 PM

Hares: It's Too Soft, Happy Ass Grabber, & Turbo Dog

Venue: Ruji's Foofdeck - 933 W. Wolfram

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It's the last Sunday run of the season, which means that Ruji's Foofdeck is officially open for business. BBQ cookout will be at the on-in so show up hungry!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram. Head around back and take the stairs up to the rooftop.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus heading East. Transfer over to the Red Line at North/Clyborn and head North, then transfer over to the Brown Line at Fullerton. Finally, get off the Brown Line at Diversey and make your way up Sheffield and around the block to 933 W. Wolfram. Head around back and take the stairs up to the rooftop.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Wolfram. Head around back and take the stairs up to the rooftop. Parking is scarce in the Green Zone, however Sheffield South of Diversey has no meters or resident permit zone parking.

Chicago HHH Run #1778 Sunday 4/22 – 2:00PM @ Ollie’s

Chicago HHH Run #1778

Sunday 4/22 - 2:00 PM

Hares: The Dark Kunt

Venue: Ollie's Lounge - 1064 W. Berwyn

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: The Dark Kunt is celebrating her birthday! She's finally legal, everybody!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that shit North to Berwyn. Come downstairs and head East to Winthrop. If you can't find the bar you're an idiot.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus heading East and ride that sucker until you get to North/Clyborn. Ignore everything in the Apple store and instead go into the subway to catch the Red Line toward Howard. Ride that shit until Berwyn. Come downstairs and head East to Winthrop. If you can't find the bar you're an idiot.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Berwyn and Winthrop - there's street parking, but you might have to park a block or more from the bar.

Chicago HHH Run #1777 Sunday 4/15 – 2:00PM @ Helen’s Two Way Lounge

Chicago HHH Run #1777

Sunday 4/15 - 2:00 PM

Hares: R Tard E & Dark Side of the Poon

Venue: Helen's Two Way Lounge - 2928 W. Fullerton

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: R Tard E returns as the hare as Chicago H3 celebrates the third annual "4/20 Hash." This will be R Tard's first trail since he won 2011 Trail of the Year for Anthrax X - here's hoping that he hasn't forgotten everything since then.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that sucker West until you get to Milwaukee. Entrance to the bar is on both Milwaukee and Fullerton.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and take that sucker North to Fullerton. Entrance to the bar is on both Milwaukee and Fullerton.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Milwaukee - there should be plenty of street parking available, so don't worry about that.

Chicago HHH Run #1776 Saturday 4/7 – 2:00PM @ Green Eye Lounge

Chicago HHH Run #1776

Saturday 4/7 - 2:00 PM

Hares: WJew-40, Little Trojan Annie, Four Score in the Back Door

Venue: Green Eye Lounge - 2403 W. Homer St

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It's Easter! The day we celebrate the Easter Bunny being snared on trail by a bunch of Romans! Right? Also, note the date change, as we're moving the run over to Saturday so that all of you religious people can spend Sunday with your families.

From da Hares: Trail will be A-to-B, starting at The Green Eye (2403 W. Homer). Circle will be outdoors, weather permitting.

TThe on-in will be at my condo (2300 W. Wabansia Ave), where we will have food. We will hang out there until 6:30 or 7, and then hop on the Damen bus up to Whirly Ball (1880 W. Fullerton) for Slippery Fingers' birthday party.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop onto the 73 Armitage Bus and ride that bad boy all the way out to Western. Exit the bus and head South - the bar is on the corner of Western and Homer, just North of the El station.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof your ass over to Homer and Western. If you're especially lazy you can take the Blue Line to Western, stumble down to the street, and fall into the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Homer and Western - there's probably more parking the further you get from Western.

Chicago HHH Run #1775 Sunday 4/1 – 2:00PM @ J&M Tap

Chicago HHH Run #1775

Sunday 4/1 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Crop Duster

Venue: J&M Tap - 957 N. Leavitt

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It's April Fools Day! Holy hell this is going to suck.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 76 Diversey Bus headed West. Ride that sucker out to Damen and transfer onto the 50 Damen Bus headed South. Hop off the bus at Augusta and hoof it West two blocks to Leavitt. Bar is just South of the corner on the East side of Leavitt.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen Bus headed South. Hop off the bus at Augusta and hoof it West two blocks to Leavitt. Bar is just South of the corner on the East side of Leavitt.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leavitt and Augusta. There should be parking, but since its April Fools Day you likey will never see your car again as the hares steal it and sell it for scrap.

Chicago HHH Run #1774 Sunday 3/25 – 2:00PM @ Joe’s On Weed

Chicago HHH Run #1774

Sunday 3/25 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Calvin Klein

Venue: Joe's on Weed

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This will be our post-Shamrock Shuffle Hash. Its a little further from the course than usual, but Joe's has typically given us a really good pitcher deal, so it'll be worth you wankers hoofing it up there after the race.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that bitch South to North & Clyborn. Hoof it a block West to Fremont, a block South to Weed, and then another half block West to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus headed East. Ride that sucker to Sheffield. Hoof it a block South on Sheffield and then a half block East on Weed.
From Grant Park/Shamrock Shuffle: Hoof it over to State St and hop on the Red Line heading North. Hop off the train at North & Clyborn and hoof it a block West to Fremont, a block South to Weed, and then another half block West to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fremont and Weed, there won't be any parking, so have fun circling the block for hours.

Chicago HHH Run #1773 Sunday 3/18 – 2:00PM @ Helen’s Two-Way

Chicago HHH Run #1773

Sunday 3/18 - 2:00 PM

Hares: EZ On The Ass

Venue: Helen's Two-Way Lounge - 2928 W. Fullerton

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It's our St. Patrick's Day Hash, so dust off your favorite Green Hash Shirt because we'll be handing the keys to the hash over to our resident drunken Irish idiot, EZ On The Ass! I've heard he's peeved that he didn't win "Hash Shit" or "Bill January" last year, so be prepared for his obnoxiousness to reach previously unheard of levels!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 74 Halsted bus and ride that sucker West to Milwaukee. The bar has entrances on both Milwaukee and Fullterson, just in case you're extra stupid.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and ride that sucker North to Fullerton. The bar has entrances on both Milwaukee and Fullterson, just in case you're extra stupid.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Milwaukee - you shouldn't have any problems finding a place to park, but you might have to fight off some hipsters.