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        <title>New topic: &#8220;Chicago HHH Hareline - 9/5/2008&#8221;</title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Official Hareline of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
www.chicagohash.com
Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to LIFA and JUST I LEAN for helping me co-hare the 4th Annual Labor Day Hash out of the Party Central SkyDeck where we set yet another new attendance record with 39 hashers showing up, including visitors from Atlanta, Madison, Big Hump and even Waukesha! While the Atlanta crew was in town for business the rest of the peeps braved $4/gallon gas to come up just for this event... now that\'s PROPS!!! Fujirazzi pix are on the website and at http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=kuxb1a3.3z2gwvwr&#38;x=0&#38;y=4446k9&#38;localeid=en_US

Don\'t forget Waukesha Beer Mile is this weekend in Lake Park at the top of Lincoln Memorial Drive right next to Milwaukee\'s scenic lakefront. Come up and help defend Chicago\'s title as two-time gold medal winner Rhotan apparently tested postive for performance-enhancing non-beer substances and was thus turned away from the Tour De France, Beijing Olympics and Waukesha Beer Mile 2008!!

And of course yet another awesome Indiana camping hash is coming up the weekend after that - Indiana Intrahash IX at Kotex\'s private wooded lot in West Lafayette, just two short hours South of Chicago. I may have a few extra seats in the Fujmobile if anyone is interested in a new adventure. http://www.indyhhh.com/intrahash.php

Finally, this week we mark the return of FOOTBALL SEASON as well as early fall hashing as JUST I LEAN and CUMS ON I LEAN hare out of THE BEAUMONT. OMG more often than not we can\'t drink all the hash cash cuz they give us so  many free pitchers!

Party on on,

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASH

Chicago #1563 Monday September 8, 7pm

Hare(s):  CUMS ON I LEAN and JUST I LEAN
Venue: The Beaumont - 2020 N Halsted just North of Armitage
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite Hurricane Gustav being the biggest flop since Heaven’s Gate. Don’t worry tho, Hannah is coming.

In case you missed it above, we go back to the GREEN ZONE and bar where more often than not we can’t drink all the hash cash!!! 

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Armitage, hoof it three short blocks East to Hasted and cut North about 50 yards to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, Armitage 73 bus to Halsted, hoof it 1/2 block to da bar.

Driving  
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Halsted. You can park in the Lincoln Park High School lot but be sure to remove your sled before 10pm or you might be paying an additional $120 hash cash to Lincoln Towing by Cabrini Green!

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HASH TRASH

Hash Trash Chicago #1562
4th Annual Labor Day Hash @ Party Central SkyDeck

Hares: The CH3 Hare Triumvirate - It\'s Too Soft (Lincoln Park Party Dude Extraordinaire), Lifa (CH3 Master Hare Level VII) and Just I Lean (CH3 Hare Rookie of the Year)

Hashers: Are They Real, Batteries Not Included, Calvin Klein, Cunt &#38; Pasties, Cums On I Lean, Enema Canal, Free VD, Ginger Snatch, Grrreat Loch Ness Cockster, Happy Ass Grabber, Hoosier Daddy, I Like Dick, Just Brad, Just Chris, Just Joel, Just Joy, Just Nate, Just Rob, Magnetic Muff, Moan On Trail, Mudsucker, Odor Eater, Packher Ass, R Tard E, Rent-a-Virgin, Snatch Squatch, Special Head, Virgin Banger 

Visitors: Davey Crochet (Atlanta), Choo Choo Caboose (Atlanta), Cookie Cumster (Waukesha), Drop Dead Hummer (Big Hump), Just Tim (Big Hump), Just Virginia (Madison), Return to Gender (Madison), Smell This (New York City)

Chicago Hashers = 31
Visitors = 8
Total = 39

OMG absolutely perfect weather conspired to almost ruin what would have been an otherwise okay hash as the expected 20-25 die-hards (we had 33 last year) swelled to 39 which like totally blew out our keg and Party Central had to dig into the backup food reserves, but I digress.

We started out with 26 die-hards who made it out to Party Central to savor the glory of a freshly-tapped half barrel of the Champagne of Beers, aka Miller High Life before the hash started. What was intended to be entertainment for our locals has apparently turned into a visitor event too as we had NINE visitors show up for this, and not just random visitors in town for something else but peeps that wanted to come to this hash!

The first to show up were my co-hares LIFA and JUST I LEAN just after 11am. After a lively discussion about where to run trail and have a beer stop they headed out to lay Labor Day IV. I stayed back at Party Central to setup for the epic partyage that was to cum as well as get the beer for the beer stop. The first non-hare to show was R TARD E who arrived just after 12:30 and helped with the keg run to Sam\'s. Then arrived our visitors from Big Hump, DROP DEAD HUMMER and JUST TIM who drove five hours to catch CH3 Labor Day IV got to help out too and witness the Party Central Keg Hoist in action.

Soon other hashers started to filter in and the keg was tapped. Just when ya thought it was gonna stay sane, more VISITORS started showing up too. We had Party Central die hard DAVEY CROCHET and his wingman CHOO CHOO CABOOSE in from Atlanta. Then my good buddy and frequent CH3 visitor @ Party Central, RETURN TO GENDER and his sidekick JUST VIRGINIA rolled in from Madison. Lastly to my great surprise one of my favorite Waukesha hashers, COOKIE CUMSTER showed up with her Chicago friend JUST JOY.

After a quick chalk talk where we once again busted out the PPC bullhorn followed by a lightning round of introductions, the pack headed out East on my alley towards the lakefront and Lincoln Park, da actual park, not da hood. Things were going well as the pack enjoyed a scenic tour down the lakefront in the park until those incorrigible scoundrels from the dreaded Thirstday Hash, namely HAPPY ASS GRABBER AND THE ENEMA CANAL (and JUST CHEESE) hijacked the trail 15 feet off of the bike path and had an impromptu vodka pink lemonade stop to promote their upcoming Pink Dress Run. On a hot summer day the lemonade was greatly appreciated however I think the \"trace levels\" of vodka that it was spiked with were well below the EPA-allowable limit for vodka in drinking water from Lake Michigan, measurable only in parts per billion.

The pack then headed back on trail and got to the official CH3 beer stop in Oz Park by Lincoln Park High School where GINGER SNATCH caught up with us to enjoy the greatness of Busch in cans. For some reason CALVIN KLEIN remained MIA despite extensive marking and sweeping by the hares. This is not good because when you lose the RA on trail you know the hares will be punished with a veritable hailstorm of down-downs!

After that it was back to the Party Central SkyDeck with a straight shot North (LIFA pretty much acknowledged that anything other than straight back will be ignored by the pack). 

Once back CALVIN led another one of his great circles where the hares had enough down downs to fell a small elephant. We were joined by a slew of unexpected nonrunners (on top of the unexpected visitors) like SMELL THIS &#38; CUNT &#38; PASTIES, MUDSUCKER, VIRGIN BANGER &#38; RENT-A-VIRGIN, and even Indiana transplant MOAN ON TRAIL and her new roomie JUST CHRIS.

After the circle, the pack was unleashed on the Party Central board of fare which included grilled lemon pepper marinade chicken breast bruchetta, barbecued marinade shrimp (yes Aussie fans, we had \"shrimp on the barbie\"), Italian pasta salad (thanks to PACKHER ASS), the infamous FUJI ultra-garlic carbo-load mostaccoli, and other snacks including BATTERIES\' spectacular artichoke dip. The pack was ravenous and all the food disappeared pretty much as soon as it was put out. Mad props to R TARD E for yet another great performance as grille master. Peterbuilt would have been proud.

Due to the unexpectedly high turnout the keg was killed right as the circle was ending and HAPPY ASS GRABBER stepped up to do a beer run coming back with four more 30 packs of the good stuff to keep the party going. After many rounds of flippy cup racing the pack consumed all the replacement beer and everyone headed back home, in good spirits.

Next year, if the weather is nice, I will learn my lesson and get TWO KEGS for 5th Annual Labor Hash in 2009!

In the meantime, Waukesha Beer Mile is next Saturday in Milwaukee and a really fun campout hash is coming in two weeks, Indiana Intrahash in West Lafayette (only two hours South of Chicago!). http://www.indyhhh.com/intrahash.php

4th Annual Labor Day Hash @ Party Central Pix
http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=kuxb1a3.3z2gwvwr&#38;x=0&#38;y=4446k9&#38;localeid=en_US  

Party on on,
Fuji
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude and Chief Sarcasm Officer
THE Chicago Hash House Harriers

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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Now that we\'re past Labor Day, 7th Anthrax planning meetings will be starting soon. If you\'re interested in joining us on stage and helping plan and/or run the CH3\'s biggest annual blowout event, please let me or Fuji know and we\'ll add you to our list when the time comes.

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

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NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1569 Anniversary Hash
Sunday October 19, 2pm

Hare(s): TBA
Venue: TBA

1569!! Need we say more?

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NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

7th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash &#38; Santa Hat Run
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hare(s): Fuji - the original Hazmat Hare and other various unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: TBA (for feck sake, it\'s still only SEPTEMBER!)

This year we\'re looking to do something really different so watch out!

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NEXT NEARBY CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

Who: You, ya dumbass!
What: 4th Anal running of the Beer Mile
When: 2 pm, Saturday, September 6th
Where: Lake Park, Picnic Area #4
Cost: ~$10-15 and a few spots on your liver!

Once again, we will be holding the infamous Beer Mile. That one day during the year when all hashers great and small can rebel against their non-competitive nature and RUN. In a RACE!

The Beer Mile is very simple. There will be a 1/4 mile course laid out in the park and you will get to run it. While drinking. That 
can\'t be hard, can it?

We\'ll have prizes for the top 5+ finishers of each sex. No, not when you\'re finished having sex, but which sex you are finished with, wait, I mean...OH NEVERMIND!!!

NEW THIS YEAR -- Fuji and 3 Ring have graciously offered to help cook some grub on their fancy, schmancy portable grills and so we\'ll have a whole cookout after the hash! Plus beer and soda and chips and all that kinda jazz.

Also, as we are raising the ante a bit in regards to the food and beer this year, please RSVP if you can make it to help me plan this shizznizz out! Spanks!!

Erections:
- Enter Lake Park at the Newberry &#38; Lake Drive intersection (south of Kenwood a few blocks)
- hang a LEFT at the fork and stay to the left again (don\'t go down the big-ass hill)
- you\'ll see Picnic Area #4 towards the end of the road on the left by the trees

We should have a keg or two of beer, some agua (that\'s Mexican for \"you are too poor to afford Corona\") and some beer alternatives for you non-beer drinkers.

Last year, Rhotan from Shitcago\'s Second Shitty H3 waltzed away with the first place prize AGAIN. Can we please make sure that doesn\'t happen for a third time?!

And, I\'ll try to bring all the old Beer Mile results.

On On to the Beer Mile !!!

Flounder
call me if you are loster than normal (414-520-8799)

Also...

Saturday, December 6 – PEARL HARBOR HASH 
Hare: TBA
Location: Gordon Park Pavilion
Early registration only $30--cheap! (See #2) 

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Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

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Other Area Hashes

Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Here\'s the info on this thirstday hash (9/4). Hares: Happy Ass Grabber &#38; Corn Star (virgin hare!). Venue: Dunn Inn 3456 N. Pulaski. this is a very fun area to hash in and another very friendly hash bar (they have a back room). Arrive at 7:00. on out 7:30ish. Hash cash is still $8.

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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude, &#38; Chief Sarcasm Officer
THE Chicago Hash House Harriers

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        <title>New topic: &#8220;Chicago HHH Hareline - 8/28/2008&#8221;</title>
        <link>http://www.chicagohash.com/forum/ch3announcements/topic-54/page-1/?recent=57#post=57</link>
        <description><![CDATA[Official Hareline of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
www.chicagohash.com
Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to Poultry F*cker and Just Shaina for a very scenic trail out of Soar Balls\' haunt, the Independence Tap! Great trail thru Old Irving and I forgot what that other hood we ran thru was. Fujirazzi pix are on the website and at http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=kuxb1a3.4ckg7jgj&#38;x=0&#38;y=blnybq&#38;localeid=en_US

Also, THE CH3 WEBSITE IS BACK UP!!! Mad props to One-Handed Typist for getting the website back up and running after hackers like totally wasted their time busting into our site only to find absolutely nothing useful nor of anything remotely resembling economic value, just a bunch of drunk runners... probably the biggest disappointment since the 2007 Chicago Bears!

Don\'t forget Waukesha Beer Mile is next weekend in Lake Park at the top of Lincoln Memorial Drive right next to Milwaukee\'s scenic lakefront. Come up and help defend Chicago\'s title as two-time gold medal winner Rhotan apparently tested postive for performance-enhancing non-beer substances and was thus turned away from the Tour De France, Beijing Olympics and Waukesha Beer Mile 2008!!

Finally, this week we mark the end of a totally awesome Summer 2008 with our 4th Annual Labor Day hash and BBQ cookout the SUNDAY (Monday the actual Labor Day is for hangover recovery!) on the Party Central SkyDeck!! Yeah cooler weather is coming but so is FOOTBALL SEASON!!!  :D

Party on on,

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASH

Chicago #1562 Sunday August 31, 2pm
4th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): It’s Too Soft, Just I Lean, Lifa and all the other background characters that help out with our special events… there would be no rock stars without the help of all the equally-great but less-celebrated stage hands too who also help pitch in where they can.
Venue: Party Central Skydeck - 933 W Wolfram St, rooftop (go up the back stairs) just Northeast of the brand spankin\' new Diversey Brown Line station
Hash Cash: Only $8 gets you more beer than you can shake a stick at, Labor Day BBQ cookout at the on in, some of the best urban shiggy trail to be found in Beverly Hills 60614, and lots Trixie/Chad sightings as you can never get enough \"eye candy\" on trail!

OMG where did Summer 2008 go? It\'s been one massive blur of sun &#38; fun, running, and more importantly, BEER but a great one! 

To mark the last days of Summer 2008 we are holding our own version of \"Closing Ceremonies\" not in Beijing but right here in THE Chicago Hash House Harrier\'s very own \"Bird\'s Nest Stadium\", the SkyDeck at Party Central!

Just like we do every year for Memorial Day and Labor Day, we move the regular hash to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!!!

Your hares promise spectacular trail and beautiful weather here in the heart of the Lincoln Park \"Green Zone\" and a blowout postparty that will involve serious grilled foodstuffs and keg(s) on the SkyDeck! While not historically as much of a \"foody affair\" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

Given that only 17 people blew out my keg at JV Hash #2 on the Skydeck this one could set more drinking World Records than Michael Phelps!

And who knows, we might even do an impromptu Summer Outdoor Movie night on the SkyDeck after the hash as the HD projector and 110\" diagonal screen just might be \"available\" and as always, out-of-towners (as well as hot local chicks) are always welcome to crash at Party Central as hotels in Chicago ain\'t cheep.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to the recently re-opened Diversey stop (woo-hoo!!!), hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the Skydeck.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield.

Driving  

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey &#38; Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.

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HASH TRASH

Checking

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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Summer is over kids, time to go back to SCHOOL!!! :(

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

___________________

NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1569 Anniversary Hash
Sunday October 19, 2pm

Hare(s): TBA
Venue: TBA

1569!! Need we say more?

______


NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

7th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash &#38; Santa Hat Run
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hare(s): Fuji - the original Hazmat Hare and other various unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: TBA (for feck sake, it\'s still only AUGUST!)

This year we\'re looking to do something really different so watch out!

______________________

NEXT NEARBY CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

Who: You, ya dumbass!
What: 4th Anal running of the Beer Mile
When: 2 pm, Saturday, September 6th
Where: Lake Park, Picnic Area #4
Cost: ~$10-15 and a few spots on your liver!

Once again, we will be holding the infamous Beer Mile. That one day during the year when all hashers great and small can rebel against their non-competitive nature and RUN. In a RACE!

The Beer Mile is very simple. There will be a 1/4 mile course laid out in the park and you will get to run it. While drinking. That 
can\'t be hard, can it?

We\'ll have prizes for the top 5+ finishers of each sex. No, not when you\'re finished having sex, but which sex you are finished with, wait, I mean...OH NEVERMIND!!!

NEW THIS YEAR -- Fuji and 3 Ring have graciously offered to help cook some grub on their fancy, schmancy portable grills and so we\'ll have a whole cookout after the hash! Plus beer and soda and chips and all that kinda jazz.

Also, as we are raising the ante a bit in regards to the food and beer this year, please RSVP if you can make it to help me plan this shizznizz out! Spanks!!

Erections:
- Enter Lake Park at the Newberry &#38; Lake Drive intersection (south of Kenwood a few blocks)
- hang a LEFT at the fork and stay to the left again (don\'t go down the big-ass hill)
- you\'ll see Picnic Area #4 towards the end of the road on the left by the trees

We should have a keg or two of beer, some agua (that\'s Mexican for \"you are too poor to afford Corona\") and some beer alternatives for you non-beer drinkers.

Last year, Rhotan from Shitcago\'s Second Shitty H3 waltzed away with the first place prize AGAIN. Can we please make sure that doesn\'t happen for a third time?!

And, I\'ll try to bring all the old Beer Mile results.

On On to the Beer Mile !!!

Flounder
call me if you are loster than normal (414-520-8799)

Also...

Saturday, December 6 – PEARL HARBOR HASH 
Hare: TBA
Location: Gordon Park Pavilion
Early registration only $30--cheap! (See #2) 

_______________

Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

___________

Other Area Hashes

Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, #249  Just I Lean will hare out of O\'Lanagan\'s 2335 W Montrose Chicago.  $8 http://www.chicagoth3.com/ 
Sun Aug 31, 2008, 2PM, The Second City Hash, #273 Dickens Cider will hare out of ????? Hash Cash $5 http://www.secondcityhhh.com/Hareline.html  
TUE Sep 2, 2008, 7PM The First Crack of the Moon Hash #128. Or G will hare from Jefferson Inn, 4874 N. Milwaukee, right across the street from the Jefferson Park El stop on the Blue Line. Hash Cash $5. Any questions, email Horn-E at H3HornEH3@aol.com 

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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude, &#38; Chief Sarcasm Officer
THE Chicago Hash House Harriers

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        <title>New topic: &#8220;Chicago HHH Hareline - 8/21/2008&#8221;</title>
        <link>http://www.chicagohash.com/forum/ch3announcements/topic-53/page-1/?recent=56#post=56</link>
        <description><![CDATA[Official Hareline of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
www.chicagohash.com
Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to Just I Lean and Cums on I Lean for a very scenic, albeit somewhat long tour of Lincoln Square out of O\'Lanagan\'s! Fujirazzi pix are on the website and at http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=kuxb1a3.19zcexr7&#38;x=0&#38;y=uogx7s&#38;localeid=en_US

This week have another two-for special as Chicken Stiffer hares out of Bar Louie on Randolph &#38; Halsted (note there are several in the City) on Saturday and Poultry F*cker and Just Shaina hare on Monday night out of Independence Tap!

And this Sunday night is (yes, I\'m late again) Fuji\'s first movie night of the summer on the SkyDeck. Doors open at 6pm we\'re showing \"Batman Begins\" (the precursor to this summer\'s mega blockbuster) and \"Reno 911: The movie\". Bring a lawn chair and something to drink!

Also we\'re just over a week away from Chicago #1462 4th Annual Labor Day Hash and last hash of the summer 2007 season on the Party Central SkyDeck. Sunday 8/31 (you have Labor Day 9/1 to recover!) and your normal $8 hash cash includes FOOD too!!!

Finally Tuesday night Grant Park movies concludes the 2008 season with \"Grease\". Check the Yahoo! group for more detailed info on where we\'ll be at! 

Party on on,

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASHES

Chicago JV Hash #3 Saturday 8/23, 2pm @ Bar Louie \"My Big Fat Greek Hash\" in Greektown

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Bar Louie - 741 W Randolph
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite like half the Russian Air Force bombing South Ossetia in Georgia back to the Stone Age.

$6 pitchers

after the hash plan to either go home or eat at the taste of Greek Town 

Maybe wear your TOGA!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Fullerton, walk a block East to Halsted, pickup the Halsted 8 bus South to Randolph, bar is 1/2 blk East of Halsted.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Grand and either hoof it five blocks South to Randolph or take the Halsted 8 bus.

Driving: Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Halsted and Randolph. Parking is generally findable West of Halsted and North of Randolph by the Metra tracks.

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Chicago Varsity Hash #1561 Monday 8/25, 7pm @ Independence Tap

Hare(s): Poultry F*cker and Just Shaina
Venue: Independence Tap - 3932 W. Irving Park Rd, Chicago IL
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the hash website seriously crashing this week!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Sheridan, take the Irving Park #80 (or X80 if you\'re lucky!) to Harding which is a block before Pulaski.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Irving Park, hoof it 1-1/2 blocks East to Harding.

Driving :( 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Irving and Harding. Parking is pleasantly findable in this neck of the hoods.

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HASH TRASH

Checking

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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Grant Park Movie Nights conclude with \"Grease\"  this coming Tuesday night. Check the Chicago Hash Yahoo! Group for latest info however we usually camp out in front of the projector truck.

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/chicagoh3/

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

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NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1562 Sunday August 31, 3pm
4th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): It\'s Too Soft, Just I Lean, and Lifa
Venue: Party Central Skydeck

Virgin Banger and Fuji bookend the Summer once again with their respective Memorial Day and Labor Day special event hashes, both moved to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!

Details still being hatched but will involve some sort of grilled foodstuffs and at least one keg on the SkyDeck! While not historically as much of a \"foody affair\" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

______


NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

7th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash &#38; Santa Hat Run
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hare(s): Fuji - the original Hazmat Hare and other various unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: TBA (for feck sake, it\'s still only AUGUST!)

This year we\'re looking to do something really different so watch out!

______________________

NEXT NEARBY CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

Checking

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Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

___________

Other Area Hashes

Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Thu, Aug 21, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, #248  Snatchsquatch and Are They Real will hare out of The Piano Man at 3801 Clark (1200 W) in Chicago. This is an A to B Hash ending @ Imperial Towers 4150 N Marine Dr. (approx 600 W) $8 http://www.chicagoth3.com/ 
Thu, Aug 28, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, #249  Just I Lean will hare out of in TBA Chicago. $8 http://www.chicagoth3.com/ 
Sun Aug 31, 2008, 2PM, The Second City Hash, #273 Dickens Cider will hare out of TBA Hash Cash $5 http://www.secondcityhhh.com/Hareline.html  
TUE Sep 2, 2008, 7PM The First Crack of the Moon Hash #128. Or G will hare from TBA Hash Cash $5. Any questions, email Horn-E at H3HornEH3@aol.com 
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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
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        <description><![CDATA[Hey friends,
 
Well the granddaddy of all our big backyard Summer house parties is just over 55 hours away and the weather forecast is looking spectacular, upper 70\'s and sunny so it should be a great night!!!
 
What: 10th Annual (OMG we\'re gettin\' old!) POST Air &#38; Water Show Party
When: Saturday, August 16 starting around 9pm till we run out of hooch
Where: Party Central SkyDeck - 933 W. Wolfram, rooftop - Just Northeast of the Diversey Brown Line station, just go up the back stairs
 
Other Info:
- Kegs of beer, some cocktails, snacks, entertaining company and some really inexpensive wine will be provided
- Bring as many friends as you like, the more the merrier!
- Additional beer, snacks, ice and of course bottles always appreciated to help keep the party going!
 
Hope to see everyone Saturday night!!
 
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        <description><![CDATA[Official Hareline of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
www.chicagohash.com
Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to Just Julia and Crop Duster for a very scenic, albeit somewhat less than ideally marked trail in the Loop out of Stocks and Blondes last Monday nigh! Fujirazzi pix are on the website and at http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=kuxb1a3.1zr3pc5f&#38;x=0&#38;y=-o1ca9e&#38;localeid=en_US .
And thanks to the roadtrip crew as well as the fine folks of the Big Hump for an awesome weekend at Bungle In the Jungle VII!! The nearly 500 Fujirazzi pix of what folks that didn\'t go to this missed are at http://www.chicagofourth.com/Homestuff/Pictures/Pictures08_hhh.htm

This week Ice Princess and Cums On I Lean set trail out of O\'Lanagan\'s in Lincoln Square!

And this Saturday night 8/16 after the Air &#38; Water Show is Fuji\'s 10th Annual Post Air &#38; Water Show party @ Party Central starting 9pm. Mutliple kegs and a fully stocked bar. 933 W. Wolfram (by the Diversey Brown Line station), come up the back stairs to the SkyDeck. Also the Saturday after that 8/23 is Chicago JV Hash #3 down in Greek Town by Greek Fest.

Finally Tuesday night Grant Park movies continues with An Affair To Remember. Check the Yahoo! group for more detailed info on where we\'ll be at! 

Party on on,

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASHES

Chicago #1559 - Monday, August 18
meet @ 7pm, out at 7:30pm

Hare(s): Ice Princess and Cums On I Lean 
Venue:  O\'Lanagan\'s - 2335 W. Montrose Ave. (Montrose &#38; Clarmont, 1 blk West of Western Ave) in Chicago (Lincoln Square)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite China \"digitally-enhancing\" their fireworks display for the Olympics’ Opening Ceremonies not to mention pulling a \"Milli Vanilli\" where the girl who actually sang the song was not pretty enough to be on stage!

The owner has given us $6 pitchers so this could be a long night!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose 78 bus East to Western, bar is about a block past Western.
Driving :( 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Montrose &#38; Western, then one block East to Claremont. On street parking on the side streets is usually very not bad.
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Chicago JV Hash #3 - Saturday, August 23
meet @ 2pm, out at 2:30pm

Hare(s): TBA
Venue: Somewhere in Greektown near the Greek Fest
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 
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HASH TRASH

HARES:  Crop Duster, Just Julia (Ginger Snatch)
VIRGINS:  Just Rankin, Just Carly,
VISITORS:  Boner Malfunction (JAX), Chip-n-Dale (Denver)
HASHERS:  Chicken Stiffer, The Porcelain God, Milk My Yak, Uploader, Barks on all Fours, Just Ashley, Just Carrie, Just Katie, Just Eileen, Magnetic Muff, Just Nick, 69-cent Man, Just Bill, Wrapper Snatcher, Just Shaina, Just Amanda (Poultry F*****), Its too Soft, Hoosier Daddy, Cums on I Lean, Just John (Free VD) Snatchsquatch, Horn-E, Odor Eater, Mudsucker, Just I Lean.

TOTAL HASHERS – 31

Last time I was at this bar was for a beer stop and we took over the bar for the 20 minutes we were there.  Today was no different!!!  The hares CROP DUSTER and JUST JULIA cleared the hash with the owner and we had $6 pitchers and they even reserved an area of the bar for us to use, Nice Job!!!    WRAPPER SNATCHER and PORECELAIN GOD played the part of bag watchers in the bar because PORCELAIN currently has a lame foot and WRAPPER needed to play nurse to him.   

Tonight the hash saw another 30+ hashers show up and even a few from the bungle in the jungle weekend showed.   JUST JULIA and CROP gave us a chalk talk and we were off!!   The trail was awesome tonight a quote from JUST AMANDA.  The hares lead us thru the scenic areas of downtown and then had a beer stop on the Chicago River.   The first part of the trail ran north and UPLOADER, CHIP-N-DALE, and HORN-E seemed to be the leaders that I followed.  The trail crossed the Chicago River and ran under Lower Whacker.   

Most of the pack seemed to be a little confused here because most did not cross the river but ran east along the river with HORN-E.   JUST JOHN and I came up from lower Whacker and were on Michigan Avenue.  The trail here ran behind a building and then back west.  The hares set a check just east of Michigan and Randolph that most of the pack missed, truthfully the pack followed JUST JOHN and I thinking we were on and JUST NICK even called on when he saw a mark but he wasn’t because it was after a check.   

The pack really got messed up and people like BONER MALFUNCTION, JUST KATIE and others gave up because of the confusion and went back to the bar.  It is unfortunate because the rest of the trail ran thru Millennium Park and over the winding bridge.   JUST JOHN and I went back to the check and found true trail going SW and found the arrows pointing into the park.   The hares did a great job sweeping,  I know because on Tuesday before movie night in Grant Park I checked the trail and it was marked well.  Just John and I soon heard HORN-E blowing in the park and he and I found trail going west on Adams and then thru the Finical district.  

Here it crossed the river again by Union Station and even ran thru the train station.   JUST JOHN almost caught an AMTRAK to St. Louis this night or so he claims.  The trail ran back over the river and the beer stop was in a park next to the river.  It was fun seeing the back half of the pack cross the river twice before the made it to the beer stop.  JUST SHAINA, JUST AMANDA, ITS TOO SOFT, MAGNETIC MUFF, MUDSUCKER, HORN-E, UPLOADER, 69-cent MAN should be commended for locating true trail tonight.  We had BUD and BUD light at the stop and waited for the other half of the pack that never showed.

Back at the BAR JUST NICK, JUST ASHLEY, JUST CARLY and others were drinking and watching Mike Phelps win his gold medals.   We got back and started the circle.  Our FRB’s were HORN-E and I.  Our DFL’s were those that never made it to the beer stop.   JUST SHAINA and Beer mistress JUST AMANDA had a down down for talking about Mr. Phelps body in the circle.  BONER and CHIP were our visitors for the day.  

JUST ASHLEY drank for finally drinking legally in our circle because last time she came and drank she was only 20 and with her mom, JUST LORI.  Our virgins JUST CARLY and JUST RANKIN had a great time and we now they shall return.  Our NRB’s were SNATCHSQUATCH, HOOSIER DADDY, JUST I LEAN, CUMS ON I LEAN, WRAPPER SNATCHER, and PORCELAIN GOD.   ITS TOO SOFT was our rep from the Bungle in the Jungle party along with BONER.  The circle was soon closed but we did reopen it to name some people.   JUST JOHN is now “FREE VD”, JUST JULIA is now “GINGER SNATCH”, and JUST AMANDA is now “POULTRY F*CKER” go figure.

The next day 10 hashers POULTRY F******, JUST I LEAN, JUST BILL, CUMS on I LEAN, SUPER STUF’HER, MOUTHFUL, CHICKEN STIFFER, ANAL ASSAULT, and W’ALL BANGHER, and JUST BELLA watcher “A TOUCH OF EVIL” at movies in the park!!!

SEE YOU NEXT MONDAY OR SATURDAY at ITS TOO SOFT roof deck party at 9 pm 933 W. WOLFRAM!!!

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Grant Park Movie Nights are back and the hash usually takes a crew down for this. Check the Chicago Hash Yahoo! Group 

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/chicagoh3/

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

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NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1562 Sunday August 31, 3pm
4th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): It\'s Too Soft, Just I Lean, and Lifa
Venue: Party Central Skydeck

Virgin Banger and Fuji bookend the Summer once again with their respective Memorial Day and Labor Day special event hashes, both moved to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!

Details still being hatched but will involve some sort of grilled foodstuffs and at least one keg on the SkyDeck! While not historically as much of a \"foody affair\" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

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NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

7th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash &#38; Santa Hat Run
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hare(s): Fuji - the original Hazmat Hare and other various unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: TBA (for feck sake, it\'s still only AUGUST!)

This year we\'re looking to do something really different so watch out!

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NEXT NEARBY CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

Checking

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Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

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Other Area Hashes

Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Thu, Aug 14, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, #247 Too Much Head, Bang Me Blow Me Get Me Off, and Bag Squeezer will hare out of W Cut Rate Liquors at 1656 W Division (1200 N) in Chicago. $8 http://www.chicagoth3.com/ 
FRI AUG 15, 2008, 7PM The Chicago Moon Hash #241. Just I Lean and Horn-E will hare from Rabbit\'s at 4945 W. Foster (5200 N) Hash Cash $5. Any questions, email Horn-E at H3HornEH3@aol.com 
SAT Aug 16, 2008, 2PM, Bushman Hash #38 Horn-E will hare from Linne Woods in Morton Grove off of Dempster. These are great woods with some interesting twists in Morton Grove. Take I 94 west/north to Dempster. Ge west about 1 mile or so to just before the railroad tracks. Entrance is on the north side of the street. Or take Metra to Morton Grove and walk two blocks north to Dempster. Contact Horn-E for more info at H3HornEH3@aol.com Hash Cash $5. Always a great variety of foreign and micro brews available. 
Sun Aug 17, 2008, 2PM, The Second City Hash, #273 Rhotan will hare out of Mapel Lake Forest Preserve in Willow Springs See Web Site for directions. Hash Cash $5 http://www.secondcityhhh.com/Hareline.html 
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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude, &#38; Chief Sarcasm Officer
THE Chicago Hash House Harriers

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        <description><![CDATA[Official Hareline of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
www.chicagohash.com
Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to Hunka Hunka Burnin\' Sh!t for haring out of Marlin\'s in Lyons for the Great Chicago Tornado Hash of 2008. I was at the Cubs game getting blasted by thunderstorms so if anyone took any pix send me the link and I\'ll post them on the website.

This week we get back in the City as Just Julia sets trail out of Stocks &#38; Blondes down in the Loop by the Washington/Wells Brown Line.

B4 dat a bunch of the CH3 roadtrip crew is heading down to Steelville MO for Big Hump\'s Bungle In the Jungle campout/float/spaghetti wrestling hash! Weather should be spectacular and never a bad time at a Big Hump major!

And next Saturday night 8/16 after the Air &#38; Water Show is Fuji\'s 10th Annual Post Air &#38; Water Show keg party @ Party Central starting 9pm. The Saturday after that 8/23 is Chicago JV Hash #3 down in Greek Town by Greek Fest.

Finally Tuesday night Grant Park movies continues with Touch of Evil. Check the Yahoo! group for more detailed info on where we\'ll be at! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052311/

Party on on,

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASHES

Chicago #1559 - Monday, August 11
meet @ 7pm, out at 7:30pm

Hare(s): Just Julia
Venue: Stocks &#38; Blondes - 40 N. Wells
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite Bennigan’s filing for Chapter 7 (Liquidation) bankruptcy and shuttering most of their stores including their flagship Lincoln Park restaurant. OMG where am I gonna take hot dates now?

Back to THE CITY! Yeah!!!! $6 pitchers, kitchen will be open ’till midnight and they’ll have a special space set aside for the hash!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Washington &#38; Wells, bar is like right by the L stop.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Washington. Hoof it like four blocks West to Wells. Bar is by the Brown Line stop.

Driving 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to da Loop and make your way to Washington &#38; Wells. Look for a 6pm meter or pay $40 to park in a ramp, ya goof.

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Chicago JV Hash #3 - Saturday, August 23
meet @ 2pm, out at 2:30pm

Hare(s): TBA
Venue: Somewhere in Greektown near the Greek Fest
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 
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HASH TRASH
Chicago #1558
August 4, 2008 Marlins at Pershing and Harlem LYONS,IL

HARES: HUNKA HUNKA BURNING SHIT, FUCKKO THE CLOWN
VIRGINS: Just Jerry, Just Terry, Just Billy, Just Tom 
VISITORS: Golden Eagle (Vegas), Davey Crotch Itch (Shit), Nappy Headed Ho (DC)
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, The Porcelain God, Happy Ass Grabber, MudSucker, Calvin Klein, Horn-e, Rhotan, Dicken Cider, Odor Eater, Rotten Whore, Milk My Yak, Barks on All Fours, 

TOTAL HASHERS – 22

This is the second time the CHICAGO HASH has used this venue. The last time was POP in “2005”, and just like that day the skies opened up upon us and the wrath of MOTHER NATURE was taken out upon the trial and hashers. The last time at POP I can remember HAPPY ASS GRABBER as a neophyte hasher and SUGAR NIPPLES dancing in the lightening and rain on Marlins patio. If you do not believe me look at the pictures.

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The Chicago hash had invaded SECOND CITY TERRITORY again and storm clouds were waiting for us!!! HUNKA and FUCKKO were blessed by CALVIN KLEIN our RA and they were off setting trail. GOLDEN EAGLE gave the chalk talk and explained to our virgins and regular Chicago hashers what the marks meant and we did a quick Father Abraham and were off. Well Some of us were off. THE PORCELAIN GOD, DICKIN CIDER, and I stayed behind the first two because of injuries the last because I was the smart one. MILK MY YAK and BARKS ON ALL FOURS went out and soon fifteen minutes later they were back. 

The Skies out west were black and rain was immient. We enjoyed steaks and burgers at the bar while those hashers tried to navigate the trail. The rains soon hit and it was “BIG FAT RAIN” as Forest Gump might say and still the hashers stayed out there. WE came to find out later that The two GM’s HORN-E and HAPPY were curled up together in a fetal position on someones porch trying to protect themselves from Mother Nature\'s fury. CALVIN’s quote of the night was that the Sky was GREEN??? HAPPY said, “ You could actually feel the air pressure change rapidly and his ears even popped!!” 

The five of us back in the bar talked about sending out a search party but decided to keep eating our food. The First one back was ROTTEN WHORE, she said “ I have never run so fast back and it wasn’t for beer!!” Slowly the pack came back after tornado Sirens sounded in the suburb of Lyons!! MUDSUCKER wished he had eyeglass wipers so he could find his way home. HORN-E and even his horn was shaking in fear. All made it back safely and we watched the weather move in on Wrigley Field. The storm did pass and we did make it back out onto the patio for a circle. Remember hashers if you hear someone chosing MARLINS bar in the future for a hash be careful of what may happen. TWO HAHSES and TWO WRATH of GOD type thunderstorms is not a good sign!!!

ON ON 

NEXT hash MONDAY at STOCKS and BLONDES @ 40 N. Wells 

Next Tuesday Movie Night @ 8:25 Touch of Evil

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM


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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Grant Park Movie Nights are back and the hash usually takes a crew down for this. Check the Chicago Hash Yahoo! Group 

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/chicagoh3/

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

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NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1562 Sunday August 31, 3pm
4th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): It\'s Too Soft, Just I Lean, and Lifa
Venue: Party Central Skydeck

Virgin Banger and Fuji bookend the Summer once again with their respective Memorial Day and Labor Day special event hashes, both moved to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!

Details still being hatched but will involve some sort of grilled foodstuffs and at least one keg on the SkyDeck! While not historically as much of a \"foody affair\" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

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NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

7th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash &#38; Santa Hat Run
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hare(s): Fuji - the original Hazmat Hare and other various unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: TBA (for feck sake, it\'s still only August!)

This year we\'re looking to do something really different so watch out!

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NEXT NEARBY CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

St. Lous Big Hump - Campout2008
Bungle in the Jungle VII 
7th Annual Big-Hump H3 Campout and FloatTrip Weekend
Friday, Saturday &#38; Sunday Aug. 8, 9 &#38; 10 
Camping / Canoeing
Float the Scenic Upper Meramec River in Steelville, MO

http://www.big-hump.com/content.php?Campout2008

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Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

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Other Area Hashes
Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Thu, Aug 7, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, #246 Just I Lean will hare out of The Atlantic - 5058 N. Lincoln  in Chicago. $8 http://www.chicagoth3.com/
Sun Aug 10, 2008, 2PM, The Big Dog Hash #53, TBA will hare out of TBA $6  http://www.chicagoth3.com/ 
FRI AUG 15, 2008, 7PM The Chicago Moon Hash #241. TBA will hare from TBA Hash Cash $5. Any questions, email Horn-E at H3HornEH3@aol.com 
SAT Aug 16, 2008, 2PM, Bushman Hash #38 Horn-E will hare from Linne Woods in Morton Grove off of Dempster. Contact Horn-E for more info at H3HornEH3@aol.com Hash Cash $5.

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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude, &#38; Chief Sarcasm Officer
THE Chicago Hash House Harriers

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        <description><![CDATA[Official Hareline of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
www.chicagohash.com
Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to Just I Lean &#38; R Tard E for setting trail on Monday up in Andersonville/Lincoln Square. The usual Fujirazzi pix are up on the website and at eventually on Kodak EasyShare Gallery if I can find myself at home on a weeknight which so far hasn\'t happened yet this week! And props to Super Stuff\'her, my co-hare for JV #2 where we enjoyed chicken and bacon-wrapped sirlion steak and probably set a record for killing a half barrel well before sundown!

This week we have Hunka Hunka Burnin\' Sh!t will be setting trail out of Marlin\'s in beautiful Lyons (just South of Cicero) as the CH3 invades the heart of Second City territory!

And St. Louis Big Hump Bungle In the Jungle is coming up next week and don\'t forget Retro on Roscoe, the last leg of the Chicago summer festival Triple Crown is this weekend @ Roscoe and Damen.

Finally Tuesday night Grant Park movies continues with The Day The Earth Stood Still. Check the Yahoo! group for more detailed info on where we\'ll be at!

Party on on,

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASHES

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Chicago #1558 - Monday, August 4
meet @ 7pm, out at 7:30pm

Hare(s): Hunka Hunka Burnin\' Sh!t
Venue: Marlin\'s - 7236 W 39th St (Pershing Rd) in Lyons
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite ongoing concerns about tainted Mexican jalapeno peppers making their way into the hash.

Note someone please bring a camera and take some pictures as the Fujirazzi just scored a ticket to the Kraft Finance Cubs game outing vs. Houston next Monday night!

Note this is also where we had PoP a couple of years ago. Great venue and good woods nearby.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Quincy and hoof it a few blocks West on Jackson to Union Station. Hop the Burlington Northern-Santa Fe to Harlem, walk 3/4 mile straight South on Harlem to Pershing. Metra is $2.35 each way on a school night, 6:20 train gets to Harlem 6:37 and 7:00 train arrives 7:17.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, hoof it a few blocks West across the river to Union Station, see Metra directions, above.

Driving :(
Hop into your hooptie and get on the Stevenson Expressway outbound (I-55) and exit at Harlem (exit 283) and drive approx 1.5 miles North on Harlem to Pershing. For reference, total distance from Party Central is 18.3 miles.

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Chicago JV Hash #3 - Saturday, August 23
meet @ 2pm, out at 2:30pm

Hare(s): TBA
Venue: Somewhere in Greektown near the Greek Fest
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 
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HASH TRASH
Chicago JV Hash #2
July 26, 2008 @ THE PARTY CENTRAL SKYDECK 933 W. Wolfram

HARES: Its Too Soft &#38; Super Stuf\'her
VIRGINS: Just Mark, 
VISITORS: I Pee Freely (CAIRO, EGYPT)
HASHERS: Batteries not Included, Just I LEAN, LIFA, THE GREAT LOCHNESS COCKSTER, 2 Tickets too a Pair of Thighs, Magnetic Muff, R They Real, Salty Gash, Just Genesis, PackHer Ass, R-Tard-E, Just Chris, Calvin Klein, Odor Eater, Snathcsquatch, Just Rob, Cums On I Lean, Chicken Stiffer, Just Tony, Just Carrie

TOTAL HASHERS= 24

The Second installment of the CHICAGO HASH on the 4th SATURDAY of the Month saw 24 hashers meander over to Party Central. Some showed up at 2 pm and didn\'t leave until 2 am on Sunday. We saw one new VIRGIN JUST MARK and a visitor all the way from EGPYT showed up, I Wanna PEE and he was a SCOTSMAN to boot. I was happy to see The COCKSTER here today because when ONE SCOT DRINKS all SCOTS DRINK!!! THE LESSON ALL HARES SHOULD LEARN TODAY IS NEVER UNDER AND CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU LAY TRAIL BY BICYCLE!!!!! ENOUGH SAID!!! [Editorial comment, except when your co-hare shows up like an hour before the hash!]

The pack was small at first but grew after they heard the keg had arrived the trail itself was uneventful we wandered around Wrigley Ville and Lakeview thru alleys and gangways. Usually Lifa was in the lead but a times 2 Tickets too a Pair Thighs was seen near the front. Even Our Visitor took a turn at the front of the pack. The trail was long and miserable with 90-degree heat and a SUPER STUF\'her trail of 6-miles the GM was tired and ORNEREY to say the least but CALVIN KLEIN gave the hares numerous down-downs so I was happy in the end. 

The Pack made it back in one piece and the circle was conducted. The hashers were allowed to sit in circle today due to the tiredness of the GM and the fact this is the JV hash. The first three down-downs went to the hares so everyone was happy. The FRB was 2 TIKS and our DFL was R-TARD-E. Since we had a keg the circle went for 1-hour and SUPER STUF’her was cooking Chicken and Bacon-wrapped sirloin steak.

Eventually the circle did close and food was served and it was good and there was much rejoicing!!! LIFA soon left to meet up with his cousin for Lake Michigan Fireworks and he got a bullhorn full of crap from us as he waited on the el-platform. Some people left for the UNDERWATER PEOPLE show at the Taste of Lincoln and others stayed back to play FLIPPY CUP. R THEY REAL played and by the end of the night she thought she was at the LA hash! Keg was killed early (always the sign of a good time and the cutting crew got some more cases from the corner liquor store for the long haul. Overall the SATURDAY HASH has been a great success and we will do it again on AUGUST 23, 2008.

NEXT SATURDAY HASH 8/23/08 NEAR TASTE OF GREEK TOWN!!!!

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
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HASH TRASH
July 28, 2008 Bar Atlantic 5200 N. Lincoln

HARES: R-tard-E, Just I Lean
VIRGINS: Just Mary, Just Tina, Just Rodney 
VISITORS: Flag No Pole “Aloha Hash”, Silver Spooge ( EveryDay is Wednesday DC
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Corn Star, Just Mark, Just Shaina, Snatchsquatch, Just Lori, Just Joan, Sir Poops A Lot, More Tail, Just Amanda, Just John, Magnetic Muff, Virtually Hung, Super Stuf\'her, Mouthful of Meat, Just Eileen, Just Brad, Just Jeff, Its Too Soft, Lower Whackoff, Horn-E, Just I Lean, Cums On I Lean, I Like Dick, Just Katy

TOTAL HASHERS= 32

The hash ran out of Bar Atlantic in the 5200 N. Block of Lincoln Ave. Again our translator of R-TARD-ESE, JUST I LEAN, did an interpretation of the chalk talk and then we were off!!! The pack was lead by VIRTUALLY HUNG and ran thru the alley behind the bar north. We came to a split at Foster and I caught trail thru the gangway of two buildings. JUST JOHN now was near the front with VIRTUALLY HUNG and I and we came to a check. I went east across Lincoln and found three marks that went between what looked to be some dilapidated public housing buildings, but no one followed. 

It turned out that VIRTUALLY HUNG found trail west which was a major short cut but trail is trail so the pack followed him. MOUTHFUL OF MEAT said she heard and saw my whistle but decided to go with the pack. I followed trail and it wound around the cemetery on Western and than cut west on Bryn Mawr. I found a false trail that ended in man\'s backyard and he was back there with a friend and a cooler of beer. I asked for a Cerveza and he obliged me. 

I continued on and soon realized that the pack had to be in front of me and I was right when I saw true trail marks on most of the marks. I guess I ran an extra 1-1.5 mile tonight but that was all right. I ran through the River Park and saw BN and turned a corner the whole pack was cheering me on to the finish, ok maybe I am exaggerating but they were happy to see me I thought? I LIKE DICK had a cold Lite Beer for me so I was on my second beer stop!!! 

We got to the bar in good shape and kicked a few bag playing people out of the backroom and started circle. SNATCHSQUATCH was the RA for today and he soon had the HARES in the circle and throughout the night we hear when one I LEAN drinks or Eileen\'s drink. Man I guess she hates her name now!!! 

We said Hello to FLAG NO POLE and SILVER SPOOGE along with SIR POOPS A LOT our visitors from parts unknown. Our Virgins JUST TINA, JUST RODNEY, and JUST MARY were shown how to do a proper down down by MORE TAIL, JUST EILEEN, and I LIKE DICK. VIRTUALLY HUNG even took a nap in the circle?? 

WE said hello to old friends that have been MIA LOWER WHACKOFF, MORE TAIL, SIR POOPS, JUST LORI, and MOUTHFUL OF MEAT!! CHICKEN was the DFL and VIRTUALLY HUNG was our FRB!!! SNATCHSQUATCH soon closed the circle and most people watched the CUBS finally beat the Brewers 6-4 Yeah CUBS!!!! Hope to see you next week!!!

NEXT MOVIE NIGHT IS 8/5/08 The Day the Earth Stood Still

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Grant Park Movie Nights are back and the hash usually takes a crew down for this. Check the Chicago Hash Yahoo! Group 

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/chicagoh3/

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

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NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1562 Sunday August 31, 3pm
4th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): It\'s Too Soft, Just I Lean, and Lifa
Venue: Party Central Skydeck

Virgin Banger and Fuji bookend the Summer once again with their respective Memorial Day and Labor Day special event hashes, both moved to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!

Details still being hatched but will involve some sort of grilled foodstuffs and at least one keg on the SkyDeck! While not historically as much of a \"foody affair\" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

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NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

7th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash &#38; Santa Hat Run
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hare(s): Fuji - the original Hazmat Hare and other various unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: TBA (for feck sake, it\'s still only JULY!)

This year we\'re lookiing to something really different so watch out!

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NEXT NEARBY CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT

St. Lous Big Hump - Campout2008
Bungle in the Jungle VII 
7th Annual Big-Hump H3 Campout and FloatTrip Weekend
Friday, Saturday &#38; Sunday Aug. 8, 9 &#38; 10 
Camping / Canoeing
Float the Scenic Upper Meramec River in Steelville, MO

http://www.big-hump.com/content.php?Campout2008

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Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

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Other Area Hashes
Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Thu, Jul 31, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, Dr. PooLittle will hare out of The Pumping Company, 6157 N. Broadway. (about 1200 W) in Chicago.  $8 http://www.chicagoth3.com/ 
SAT AUG 2, 2008, 7PM First Crack of the Moon Hash #127. ????? will hare from ????? Remember, black socks optional. Hash Cash $5. Any questions, email Horn-E at H3HornEH3@aol.com
Sun Aug 3, 2008 2:00PM, Big Dog Hash #53 A pickup hash from and as yet undetermined location. $6 Hash Cash http://www.chicagoth3.com/chicagoth3_005.htm

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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
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        <description><![CDATA[Official Hareline of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
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Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to Hoosier Daddy and Too Much Head for setting trail on Monday through some interesting new territory in the South Loop. The usual Fujirazzi pix are up on the website and at http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=kuxb1a3.4c0d8ut7&#38;x=0&#38;y=uty1bq&#38;localeid=en_US

This week we have Chicago JV Hash #2 hared by Super Stuff\'Her, Batteries Not Included and myself from the Party Central SkyDeck. Don\'t let the JV name fool you, this will be a Fuji party including more beer than you can shake a stick at and BBQ at the on in for your usual $8 hash cash. Optional post-hash outing to the 24th Annual Taste of Lincoln Ave just a couplea blocks away.

Also Tuesday night Grant Park movies are back, this week is the Blues Brothers and the CH3 contingent will be once again out in force. For those who missed this past Tuesday night with The Odd Couple it was blast on spectacular night under the Chicago downtown skyline!

Finally this coming Monday night Just I Lean and R Tard E will be setting trail out of the Atlantic. Last time we were there it was just before New Year\'s Eve so this trail\'s gonna be a lot different!

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASHES

CH3 JV #2 First Annual Taste Of Lincoln Ave Hash

Saturday, July 26, Meet @ 2pm out @ 2:30
Hare(s): Super Stuff\'Her, Batteries Not Included and It\'s Too Soft
Venue: The SkyDeck @ Party Central - 933 W. Wolfram, Rooftop
Hash Cash: $8 gets you trail, more beer than you can shake a stick at, and BBQ party at the on-in... all in the Lincoln Park Green Zone... hells bells most places in Lincoln Park on a Saturday you\'re lucky to get two beers for that!. If ya wanna go to the post-hash Taste of Lincoln Ave that\'ll be another $7 but trust me, back in the day I used to be part of that scene... with weather like this the talent will be OUT.

Even though it\'s called a JV Hash it\'s being run by another one of the CH3 Varsity team Mismanagement co-captains, It\'s Too Soft along with utility infielder, Super Stuff\'Her. Here\'s a chance to party in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone on a beautiful Saturday afternoon - weather forecast is 85 and Sunny. 

A-A from the Party Central Skydeck where we\'ll have a keg and hash cash will include BBQ tailgate party after the circle. For those interested after the hash we\'ll be heading over to the 24th Annual Taste of Lincoln Ave which is arguably Chicago\'s premier Summer street festival, just two blocks straight South from Party Central. 

Trail will run by the fest entrance so those wanting to can get hand stamps and pay the $7 early bird admission rather than the $10 prime time after 4pm cost. Headliner bands include:

6:00 pm - Underwater People
8:00 pm - Hello Dave

http://www.chicagoevents.com/event.cfm?eid=117

And as a further bonus if we don\'t kill the keg at the hash, there will be a post-festival party along with friends from the fest back at Party Central until we do kill it.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to the recently re-opened Diversey stop (woo-hoo!!!), hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the Skydeck.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield.

Driving :( 

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey &#38; Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.

Fuji

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Chicago #1557 - Monday, July 28th
meet @ 7pm, out at 7:30pm
Hare(s): Just I Lean &#38; R Tard E
Venue: The Atlantic - 5062 N. Lincoln between Foster &#38; Lawrence
Hash Cash:Still only a mere $8 despite repeated denials from Iran that their uranium-enrichment program is for \"peaceful purposes\". Yeah, right.

Like I said earlier, last time we used this bar it was just before New Year\'s Eve so this traill\'s gonna be a lot different!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it about t 2-1/2 blocks Northwest up Lincoln to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus (runs every 8-11 mins) East to Lincoln/Western, schlep 2-1/2 blocks Northwest on Lincoln to bar.

Driving :( 

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Lawrence and Winnemac (about 2 blks West of Western). Parking is generally okay in this area on Sundays on the side streets, better to west of Lincoln.
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Hash Trash: 

July 21, 2008, 7pm Weather Mark Tavern

HARES: Hoosier Daddy, Too Much Head
VIRGINS: Just Nick, Just Kyle, Just Terene
VISITORS: Corn Star (Tampa) but willing to learn the Chicago Way 
HASHERS: Cyber Bunny Pimp, R-Tard-E, Horn-e, Snatchsquatch, Chicken Stiffer, Mudsucker, Milk-My-Yak, Just Katy, Just Bill, Just I Lean, Cums On I Lean, Magnetic Muff, Just Brad, The Enema Canal, Just Eileen, Its Too Soft, Just Julia, International Virgin

TOTAL HASHERS – 24

The Hash braved the extremely bad elements tonight and ran in very cold 75-degree weather. Oh MY GOSH I almost had to wear my sweatpants tonight!!! The pack used the now familiar bar called he WEATHER MARK TAVERN as its starting point. Our hares for the evening were HOOSIER DADDY and TOO MUCH HEAD. They had some ideas for their trail and seemed to execute them well with a beer stop near the CHINATOWN area. Circle was completed and our virgins and newbie’s listened well because none got lost on trail like HORN-E usually does. The trail ran south and finally west and CHICKEN STIFFER seemed to be the FRB for the first half of the trail. JUST I LEAN caught him up and together they found a check just west of CHINATOWN on 26th street? Here the pack followed the CHICKEN under the Dan Ryan and ran through the alleys of numerous Chinese kitchens and restaurants, my oh my were the smells pleasant. The hares decided to be funny and doubled back. 

THE ENEMA CANAL and JUST KYLE were now at the front of the pack with the CHICKEN, but only for a moment. Quickly ENEMA and CHICKEN were lost on trail and needed help from some short cutters named R-TARD-E and SNATCHSQUATCH they gave us the correct coordinates and were soon of again in search of beer.

We found that the hares seemed to help the DSL’s namely MILK-My-Yak, MudSucker, and International Virgin because the miraculously got to the front of the pack? CORN STAR also was galloping along at a good pace going further west of Chinatown.

INTERNATIONAL VIRGIN was running with her buddy JUST TERENE who she brought to the hash and we are always grateful if you bring your friends to the hash. The trail turned north and I ran with JUST NICK across a bridge but it seemed we were off trail but we say JUST KYLE running across a railroad bridge over the canal so we took the next right and found the BEER STOP. JUST I LEAN was nice enough to pull the cooler off the tracks and he even threw the GM a beer!!! The rest of the pack came in with MAGNETIC MOUTH, ITS TOO SOFT and his camera, and JUST KATY. Yes we hashed from this bar a month ago but never crossed any trail from the previous time?? We sat at the beer stop for about 15 minutes and watcher AMTRAK park their trains by moving them pack and forth over the tracks, it was sorta annoying. 

We finally finished the beer and proceeded to walk or jog back to the bar. Here many hashers enjoyed the $6 burger and pint special that the place offered. The Enema Canal got the circle going and we began to hand out punishment or down-downs. FRB was JUST KYLE our DFL was CUMS ON I LEAN, and or NRB was JUST JULIA. We greeted our virgins JUST TERENE, JUST KYLE, and JUST NICK, and said hello to a new transplant CORN STAR (TAMPA). The ENEMA CANAL kept the circle going and finally stopped it with the traditional Swing LOW!!!

NEXT CHICAGO HASH IS 7/26/08 OR THIS SATURDAY!!!!

NEXT MOVIE NIGHT IS 7/29/08 GRANT PARK “BLUES BROTHERS!”

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM


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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Grant Park Movie Nights are back and the hash usually takes a crew down for this. Check the Chicago Hash Yahoo! Group 

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/chicagoh3/

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

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NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1562 Sunday August 31, 3pm
4th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): It\'s Too Soft, Just I Lean, and possibly other unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: A-B starting bar @ TBA; ending on the Party Central Skydeck

Virgin Banger and Fuji bookend the Summer with their respective Memorial Day and Labor Day special event hashes, both moved to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!

Details still being hatched but will involve some sort of grilled foodstuffs and at least one keg on the Skydeck! While not historically as much of a \"foody affair\" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

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NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT
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7th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash &#38; Santa Hat Run
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hare(s): Fuji - the original Hazmat Hare and other various unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: TBA (for feck sake, it\'s still only JULY!)

This year we\'re lookiing to something really different so watch out!

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Next Chicago Nearby Event 

St. Lous Big Hump - Campout2008
Bungle in the Jungle VII 
7th Annual Big-Hump H3 Campout and FloatTrip Weekend
Friday, Saturday &#38; Sunday Aug. 8, 9 &#38; 10 
Camping / Canoeing
Float the Scenic Upper Meramec River in Steelville, MO

http://www.big-hump.com/content.php?Campout2008

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Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

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Other Area Hashes
Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Thu, Jul 24, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, Bang Me Blow Me Get Me Off will hare her virgin trail with an able assist from Mount Schwiinga from Greektown Gyros at 239 S. Halsted (800 W) in Chicago. This is a Toga Hash. We haven\'t had one of those in about fifteen years. And at a Greek Bar. Come on out in your best togas.Hash Cash $8 http://www.chicagoth3.com/ 
Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:00PM, Big Dog Hash #53 A pickup hash from and as yet undetermined location. $6 Hash Cash http://www.chicagoth3.com/chicagoth3_005.htm. 

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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude, &#38; Chief Sarcasm Officer
THE Chicago Hash House Harriers

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        <description><![CDATA[Official Hareline of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
www.chicagohash.com
Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to the Crazy Eight Harriets (867-5309, Batteries Not Included, Likes it on the Bottom, Mount Shwiiinga, Mouthful of Meat, PackHer Ass, Rotten Whore and Salty Gash) for a simply spectcular PoP 8 \"Iron Hasher Quadrathalon\" ending with CH3\'s  #1555 @ Beaumont on Monday night. The hundreds of Fujirazzi pix are up on the website and at http://www.chicagofourth.com/Homestuff/Pictures/Pictures08_hhh.htm

As we let the afterburners cool down and downshift back to our regular schedule which is still chock full of fun as Hoosier Daddy leads the pack out of the Weather Mark in the near South Side.

Don\'t forget Mudsucker\'s Sox game party is this Saturday night, I think the ticket deadline has passed but you can still come out for the party!

Also coming up next week is Chicago JV Hash #2 next Saturday the same time as the granddaddy of the great Chicago Summer street festivals, the Taste of Lincoln Ave. We\'re gonna target to be near the fest so folks can go for some great live music after the hash but we need hares so please get ahold of one of our fine Hare Razrs, Batteries or Mouthful if you\'re interested in helping set trail on this rock star date!

Finally on a personal note I\'d like to thank everyone who showed up at and especially those either helped with setup, cleanup or who brought stuff to eat at the Party Central Skydeck hashpitality suite this past PoP weekend. Speaking of PC, I now have a copier paper box completely full of stuff drunken hashers left at my place at various events so next time you\'re by, please feel free to rummage through it for anything which might be yours (or useful to you) as I don\'t want to have start a second box of Lost &#38; Found.

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASH

Chicago #1556 - Monday, July 21th
meet @ 7pm, out at 7:30pm
Hare(s): Hoosier Daddy
Venue: The Weather Mark Tavern - 1503 S Michigan Ave
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite Anheuser-Busch being acquired by InBev. Budweiser is now a Belgian beer!! Live long enough you’ll see everything, I suppose.

Join as for another tour of the fresh territory in the Near South Side/Soldier Field area as we return to our favorite nautical-themed bar!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Roosevelt. Hoof it over to Michigan Ave like you\'re headed to a Bears game and then South on Michigan to bar just past Grace O\'Malley\'s diagonally across the street. You can also do the same from the above ground stops at Roosevelt for the Orange and Green Lines.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, cutover to Red Line to Roosevelt. Hoof it over to Michigan Ave like you\'re headed to a Bears game and then South on Michigan to bar. 

Driving :( 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to the bar on Michigan between 14th and 16th streets, directly East of Soldier Field.

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Hash Trash: 
July 12, 2008 POP the Main Event!!!

FOUR TREY’s 3333 N. Damen

Visitors: Brrr (Austin), BIG HUMPERS: Burning Asshole, Nurse Hashshit, Pees Like a Princess, PMS, Postage Tramp, Ricky’s Crab Shack, Sexorcist. CUM-BLOW-US: Broken Rubber, Sausage Stew, Pup Tent. Nice Try-DECOC, Just Carole (Denver), HOT LIPS (Grand Rapids), Scratchy (GUAM), INDYSCENT : Double Fister, Fishlips, Oral Persuasion, Moan On Trail, KCH3: Extenze for Menz, Fuck My Mom, I is EZ, Waukesha (sucks) 2 Can Slam, Palms 13:15, Creamin and Screamin, Ass Clown (Sir Walter Raleigh) Finger Picken Good (Little Rock), Return to Gender &#38; Just Virgina (Madison), Punch Drunk Beaver &#38; Shaves a hairy Ass (Panama City)

Hashers: 69-cent Man, Coppus Rejectus, Sir Poops A lot, Puke Suit Riot, 2 Tickets to a Pair Thighs, 867-5309, Bag Squeezer, Barks on All Fours, Batteries not Included, Calvin Klein, Chicken Stiffer, Crop Duster, Cuma Slutra, Cums On I Lean, Hoosier Daddy, Inernational Virgin, Its Too Soft, Just Bill, Just Cari, Just I Lean, Just Julia, Just Nettie, Just Saud, Just YK, Lifa, Likes it on the Bottom Magnetic Muff, Milk My Yak, Mount Schwiinga, Mud Sucker, Odor Eater, Packher Ass, R-Tard-E, Rotten Whore, Salty Gash, Sit-N-Pee, Snatch Squatch, Super Stuff’her, The Enema Canal, The Grrrreat Lochness Cockster, Too Much Head, Just John, Virtually Hung, W’all BangHer, Stump Humper, Virgin Banger, Renta Virgin, Uploader, Just Jaime, Just Tony, Just John, Just Amanda, Ez on the Ass, Happy Ass Grabber, The hasher formerly named “I’m Late Again”

VISITORS: 31
CHICAGO HASHERS: 57
Total: 88 HASHERS

I got to the Bar around 1:30 pm and the ladies were already well on their way to getting the hash room ready for the day. SALTY and PACKHER ASS were ready for regos and ROTTEN arrived with ODOR who brought in his DJ equipment for the evening. LIKES IT ON THE BOTTOM and 867-5309 were out setting trail and MOUNT SCHWIIINGA was sleeping off a hang over? Slowly hashers began to arrive the most important being MILK MY YAK with BARKS on all FOURS and their 3 lovely 5-gallon containers of IPA home brew!!! The kegs were tapped and IPA was around for all to try. I can barely remember it from hashball damn that stuff is potent. The weather prediction was for thunderstorms throughout the day but nothing ever developed from it. In fact it was a perfect day to run with the cloud cover blocking what could have been a blistering sun from the hashers, causing us to sweat out our alcohol. 

The POP ladies conducted the Circle. It was great to see so many familiar faces and a few new ones JUST JAIME and JUST TONY joining the CH3 hash today, but where was CALVIN, PMS, and POSTAGE??? They arrived right at the start because CALVIN missed the ADDISON el-stop? The Pack was off and I walked with CALVIN to the ADDISON stop because he saw marks there and we wanted to be short cutting bastards!!! I guess we missed the shot stop because the CTA was doing construction where the stop was going to be oh darn!!! We got to the first beer stop and there was JUST JOHN, FINGER PICKIN GOOD, JUST I LEAN, and MILK MY YAK with UPLOADER trying to get beer from a bad keg. Being hashers they tried everything. They turned the keg on its side; they turned it upside down, they even yelled at it to come out but to no avail. ROTTEN and MOUNT SCHWIIINGA ran out and got some beer replacements and the pack was happy when they got in. 

The Second beer stop was off some where in the distance but before we got there the POP ladies said we would need to pick up playing cards on trail. These would be used at the next beer stop for some games. The next stop was PUKE SUIT RIOTS former abode and to get there we ran by the LINCOLN-BELMON street festival and through CUBS TRAFFIC that was happy after the CUBS beat SF 8-7. MILK MY YAK went back and got one of his 5-gallons of beer for this stop and we had plenty of IPA or HEINEKINS around. The cards were used to give drinks (black) or take drinks (red). MOUNT SCHWIIIINGA also had some hashers tell some jokes or do a dance! HAPPY, BROKEN RUBBER and I? Told some pretty bad jokes. The other team did some dance which involved one hasher pulling down his shorts, go figure? Eventually the Hash was asked to leave by a nice young lady. We invited to join us and CALVIN was even willing to sing her NELLIE DARLING but I don’t think she thought it was funny, too bad? 

We got back to the bar around 5:30 pm and CALVIN, SCHWIIINGA, and THE ENEMA CANAL got the circle going. In typical Calvin fashion the Circle ran for about 45-minutes and everyone was nailed with a down-down. I is EZ got back her mug and PACKhER ASS got her gift from INDY. SUPER STUF’HER got the sleeve of death. I’m sure everyone was happy with the event so far no only if the food was good as well!!! The Circle ended and Hot Beef sandwiches with pasta were served. Everyone was happy with the food and ate and ate and ate!!! There still was food left at the end of the night. Our good friend ODOR got the party going with some music and the party room/ garage got hot so we went looking for a way to open the garage door. PACKhER ASS being every so resourceful conned the info out the bartender and found the garage door opener in the flower basket. The door magically lifted and cool night air floated in. This also allowed our resident smokers to step quickly outside for a puff. 

Flippy cup was played by STEWY, STUFF’HER, JUST AMANDA, CHICKEN, RETURN TO GENDER, and others. ROTTEN WHORE danced on the tabletop and we have named her newfound friends on her chest as Exhibit A and Exhibit B!!! Overall I began to lose track of time, but I do know that more kegs were sent for and they arrived in magic white chariot or maybe it was jus a white van? The end of the night found JUST I LEAN mopping the floor because liquor was spilled on the bar room floor and the shop was closed for the night.

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Grant Park Movie Nights are back and the hash usually takes a crew down for this. Check the Chicago Hash Yahoo! Group 

http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/chicagoh3/

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

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NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1562 Sunday August 31, 3pm
4th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): It\'s Too Soft, Just I Lean, and possibly other unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: A-B starting bar @ TBA; ending on the Party Central Skydeck

Virgin Banger and Fuji bookend the Summer with their respective Memorial Day and Labor Day special event hashes, both moved to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!

Details still being hatched but will involve some sort of grilled foodstuffs and at least one keg on the Skydeck! While not historically as much of a \"foody affair\" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

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NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT
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7th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash &#38; Santa Hat Run
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Hare(s): Fuji - the original Hazmat Hare and other various unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: TBA (for feck sake, it\'s still only JULY!)

This year we\'re lookiing to something really different so watch out!

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Next Chicago Nearby Event 

Indy has a new campout coming up and Big Hump\'s Bungle is coming in August too. 

IndyScent has hashed almost 300 times, but never like this.

It\'s the inaugural IndyScent campout weekend, July 18-19-20, which just happens to coincide with hashes 299-300-301, at lovely Fort Camotow near Edinburgh in Flat Rock, Ind.

This is three days of drinking, frivolity, hashing, beer pong, beer, liquor, Holler Games, a real \"Ho Down,\" beer, all your food and transportation and favors, beer, swimming, hot showers, indoor (and outdoor) toilets, beer --- for the low cost of $50.

Use *MAPQUEST* for this address for the location: 11765 S. County Road 500 W, Edinburgh, 46124. The address is Edinburgh, but it\'s a bit east of that town. Note: Google Maps doesn\'t work for it. Use this link: http://www.mapquest .com/maps? address=11765+ South+County+ Road+500+ W.&#38;zipcode= 46124

Roughly, take I-65 south out of Indy toward Edinburgh. Use exit 80 for S.R. 252, head east toward Norristown. Look for 500 West and turn right (south) and look for Fort Camo.

Here\'s the tentative schedule for the weekend:

Friday, July 18 -- Arrive in the evening (Camo\'s off all day!) but the kegs will arrive around 7 or 8 p.m. with a chili dinner by Chef Camo. Indy Hash 299 takes place midnightish and will be a \"real trail\" with multiple alcohol stops.

Saturday, July 19 -- Roll out of the tent for continental breakfast before we play some Holler Games, the opposite of Highland Games played at French Lick. There will be tug of war and other challenges of drinking, body and mind. Then there\'s lunch provided before we shuffle into the wagon trail and head to Atterbury for the 300th IndyScent hash. Then it\'s back to fort Camotow for dinner from grill, then maybe some beer pong, then an ol\' fashioned \"Ho Down\" dance party running through the night.

Sunday, July 20 -- Roll out and eat breakfast and get ready for the Hangover Hash -- it\'s not a real trail, but it\'s not a fat boy, it\'s like a husky lad hash, hared by C-Source. Then pack up and get back to civilization!

Again, all the eats, drinks, defective condoms, games, beer, frivolity, music, good times, beer, and this entire momentous occasion are yours for the low, low cost of $50.

What to bring: Camping gear, hashing gears, swimsuit, towels, bug repellent, costume for the Ho Down, outfit for the Holler Games, changes of all those clothing options, etc.

Sign up by Tuesday, July 15, in order to be guaranteed a name tag and favors, but the price remains the same even if you just show up on a bender on the 19th.

Minister of Misinformation Ballsac will be post a sign-up on the indyhhh.com web page soon including a Paypal link. Also, you can bring cash or check to any of the next two hashes (July 3 and July 9), or you can bring cash to the Camo Tow weekend. Please make checks payable to Jason Martin.

Questions: e-mail double_fister@ yahoo.com

On-300th-on!

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Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

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Other Area Hashes
Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Thu, Jul 17, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, Bank Of Spermerica will hare from the Store at 2002 N Halsted (800 W) in Chicago. Hash Cash $8 http://www.chicagoth3.com/ 
FRI JUL 18, 2008, 7PM Chicago Full Moon Hash #240. Horn-E will hare from the G &#38; L Fire Escape at 2157 W. Grace (3800 N) in Chicago. Hash Cash $5. H3HornEH3@aol.com
Sat JUL 19, 2008, 2PM, Bushman Hash #37 Horn-E will hare from St. Paul Woods in Morton Grove. Take I 94 west/north to Dempster. Go west about 1 mile or so to just before the railroad tracks. The entrance to the woods are two blocks south. We meet there. Or take Metra to Morton Grove and walk a block north west. Contact Horn-E for more info at H3HornEH3@aol.com Hash Cash $5 
Sun July 20, 2008, 2PM, The Second City Hash, #270 Sperm Diversion will hare out of Half Day Forest Preserve. I 94 to Half Day Rd Il- 22, Go west 1.5 miles and take Old Half Day Rd, North onto Il-21/Milwaukee, .7 miles and right into forest preserve. Bring a change of clothes. You will get wet. Hash Cash $5 http://www.secondcityhhh.com/Hareline.html

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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude, &#38; Chief Sarcasm Officer
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Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to Cums On I Lean and Virgin Banger for yet another fine trail through Lincoln Sqare and treating us to\"Eight Beer Stops\" and a great on in at Paddy O\'Slaine\'s! The plethora of Fujirazzi pix are up on the website and at http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=kuxb1a3.chjbx0qz&#38;x=0&#38;y=-k58rib&#38;localeid=en_US

Well the big weekend for PoP 8 \"The Ocho\" is finally here!!! And THE Chicago Hash House Harriers are proud to announce The Great 2008 CH3 PoP 8 IRON HASHER QUADRATHALON!!

Event #1: PoP8 Pre-Lube @ Kincade\'s - Friday July 11, 7-11pm
Event #2: PoP8 \"The Ocho\" @ Four Treys - Saturday, July 12, 2pm THE MAIN EVENT
Event #3: PoP8 Hangover Hash @ Justins - Sunday, July 13, 11:30am NOTE EARLIER START
Event #4: CH3 #1555 @ The Beaumont - Monday, July 14, 7pm

Anyone who does all four events will automatically qualify for the CH3 All Star Team!!!

And don\'t forget between the events, hashpitality will be at the Party Central Skydeck starting at 4pm Friday until we kill the keg!!!

And in case you missed it last week, THE Chicago Hash House Harriers total attendance in the first half of 2008 is up 43% vs the first half of 2007 (2007 we had 621 total hasher in the first half, this year it\'s 888). And that\'s excluding the new JV hash! Mad props to everyone whose continued enthusiasm for and support of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers has made this possible!!!!

Pop 8 \"The Ocho\" - It\'s On!

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASH

Hells bells we have four events this weekend as listed above and all four of the IRON HASHER QUADRATHALON events are on the website www.chicagohash.com so I will be merciful and won\'t reiterate all of that here too.

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Hash Trash: 

If I don\'t have one by noon Thursday, you get a much shorter email this week!

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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Also the Comcast Sports Net running program that visited us On Monday and interviewed hashers and taped our run will air on JULY 5, 2008 at 5 pm before the SOX game. MAYBE someone will become famous.

http://runnersultimatenet.com/

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

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NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1561 Sunday August 31, 3pm
4th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): It\'s Too Soft, Just I Lean, and possibly other unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: A-B starting bar @ TBA; ending on the Party Central Skydeck

Virgin Banger and Fuji bookend the Summer with their respective Memorial Day and Labor Day special event hashes, both moved to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!

Details still being hatched but will involve some sort of grilled foodstuffs and at least one keg on the Skydeck! While not historically as much of a \"foody affair\" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

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NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT
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Next Chicago Nearby Event 

Indy has a new campout coming up and Big Hump\'s Bungle is coming in August too. 

IndyScent has hashed almost 300 times, but never like this.

It\'s the inaugural IndyScent campout weekend, July 18-19-20, which just happens to coincide with hashes 299-300-301, at lovely Fort Camotow near Edinburgh in Flat Rock, Ind.

This is three days of drinking, frivolity, hashing, beer pong, beer, liquor, Holler Games, a real \"Ho Down,\" beer, all your food and transportation and favors, beer, swimming, hot showers, indoor (and outdoor) toilets, beer --- for the low cost of $50.

Use *MAPQUEST* for this address for the location: 11765 S. County Road 500 W, Edinburgh, 46124. The address is Edinburgh, but it\'s a bit east of that town. Note: Google Maps doesn\'t work for it. Use this link: http://www.mapquest .com/maps? address=11765+ South+County+ Road+500+ W.&#38;zipcode= 46124

Roughly, take I-65 south out of Indy toward Edinburgh. Use exit 80 for S.R. 252, head east toward Norristown. Look for 500 West and turn right (south) and look for Fort Camo.

Here\'s the tentative schedule for the weekend:

Friday, July 18 -- Arrive in the evening (Camo\'s off all day!) but the kegs will arrive around 7 or 8 p.m. with a chili dinner by Chef Camo. Indy Hash 299 takes place midnightish and will be a \"real trail\" with multiple alcohol stops.

Saturday, July 19 -- Roll out of the tent for continental breakfast before we play some Holler Games, the opposite of Highland Games played at French Lick. There will be tug of war and other challenges of drinking, body and mind. Then there\'s lunch provided before we shuffle into the wagon trail and head to Atterbury for the 300th IndyScent hash. Then it\'s back to fort Camotow for dinner from grill, then maybe some beer pong, then an ol\' fashioned \"Ho Down\" dance party running through the night.

Sunday, July 20 -- Roll out and eat breakfast and get ready for the Hangover Hash -- it\'s not a real trail, but it\'s not a fat boy, it\'s like a husky lad hash, hared by C-Source. Then pack up and get back to civilization!

Again, all the eats, drinks, defective condoms, games, beer, frivolity, music, good times, beer, and this entire momentous occasion are yours for the low, low cost of $50.

What to bring: Camping gear, hashing gears, swimsuit, towels, bug repellent, costume for the Ho Down, outfit for the Holler Games, changes of all those clothing options, etc.

Sign up by Tuesday, July 15, in order to be guaranteed a name tag and favors, but the price remains the same even if you just show up on a bender on the 19th.

Minister of Misinformation Ballsac will be post a sign-up on the indyhhh.com web page soon including a Paypal link. Also, you can bring cash or check to any of the next two hashes (July 3 and July 9), or you can bring cash to the Camo Tow weekend. Please make checks payable to Jason Martin.

Questions: e-mail double_fister@ yahoo.com

On-300th-on!


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Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

___________

Other Area Hashes
Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Thu, Jul 10, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, Just Jeff &#38; Horn-E will hare from the Hidden Shamrock. Yes, we are back here. $1 pints of PBR can hardly be beat. Hash Cash $8 http://www.chicagoth3.com/ 
Sun Jul 13, 2008 2PM, Big Dog Hash #53 EZ on the Azz  will hare at Caldwell Woods at Devon &#38; Milwaukee  $6 http://www.chicagoth3.com/

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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude, &#38; Chief Sarcasm Officer
THE UP 43% in First Half of 2008 Chicago Hash House Harriers

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The Attendance records have been Posted in the CH3 Yahoo file section in a PDF format please check them and let me know if there are any errors. 69-Cent man and Just I Lean are the only ones who have caught errors so far.

A Hasher is counted as being present at a Hash if they show up in any manner and also pay Hash cash. This was decided upon at the 11.11.08 Mismangement Meeting and to date NO ONE has asked for this to be placed on the MM AGENDA so there should be no problems. It was also decided at this meeting that a Hasher will receive one vote in the CH3 elections for each CH3 hash they attended the previous year. Again this idea can be revisited but NO ONE hash brought this up to me or placed it on the MM AGENDA. 

Currently we are averaging 34.2 Hashers per hash. Last year at this time we had 621 hashers attend runs. We currently have seen 890 hashers run with us this year an increase of 269 hashers. This past winter (Jan, Feb, March) we averaged 26.8 hashers and this spring (April, May, June) we averaged 41.7 hashers, so it looks like people are having fun and returning. 

If there is anything you feel the CHICAGO HASH or MM can do to promote and increase our hashing numbers please let us or me know.

CURRENT TOP TEN 2008 CH3 HASHERS

28 Calvin Klein
28 Its Too Soft
28 Just I LEAN
27 Chicken Stiffer
25 Batteries Not Included
24 Cums On I Lean
21 Horn-E 
21 R-Tard-E
19 The Enema Canal
18 Cumma Slutra

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        <description><![CDATA[Official Hareline of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
www.chicagohash.com
Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to Calvin &#38; Batteries for yet another fine trail through West Lakeview/Wrigleyville and treating us to those hot dogs at Piano Man, props to everyone else who brought some food to share also! The plethora of Fujirazzi pix are up on the website and at http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=kuxb1a3.aocvfpvf&#38;x=0&#38;y=-ci7z2a&#38;localeid=en_US

We\'re now just over a week away from THE Chicago Hash House Harriers\' summer flagship event, PoP8 \"The Ocho\" and we\'re kicking off the festivities Monday night with CH3 #1552 Pre-Ocho Hash hared by Virgin Banger and Just I Lean at Horner Park.

Also this just in, THE Chicago Hash House Harriers total attendance in the first half of 2008 is up 43% vs the first half of 2007 (2007 we had 621 total hasher in the first half, this year it\'s 888). And that\'s excluding the new JV hash! Mad props to everyone whose continued enthusiasm for and support of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers has made this possible!!!!

By now everyone is well aware of PoP itself so I won\'t say anymore here except that be sure to sign up for the PreLube at Kincade\'s also, it\'s almost like getting a second dose of PoP! Rego info available on the hash website or http://www.chicagohash.com/chicago-1553-saturday-712-2pm-four-treys-tavern-8th-annual-pop-hash-new/

Also this Sunday Second City is having their 7th Annual Diaper Rash Hash which I believe will end at a hashers lakefront crib in Lake Villa. Those undeterred by gas prices are encouraged to check it out. Detailed info on the CH3 Yahoo! Group CHICAGOH3 where we post alot of our stuff. http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/chicagoh3/message/3048

Finally for those looking for hashing on the 4th of July, Fuji and former Waukesha GM Three Ring Sperm Kiss will be haring their 4th Annual Waukesha Summerfest Hash out of Lakefront Brewery on Commerce St. in Milwaukee. A-B with food and a keg at the on in (no more frozen pizza at Club Brady again, this year we\'re getting REAL FOOD!!). Start with the 2pm Lakefront Brewery tour and after all is said and done we might just even make it to Summerfest as the on in is not too far from the Festival Grounds South Gate. Note however last few years the pack has been a little too loaded to make it to the Big Gig and in fact our record is 1 for 3. We might make it 1-4 this year!

Pop 8 \"The Ocho\" - It\'s On!

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASH

++&#62; MONDAY 7/7 Meet at 7:00, out at 7:30 
Chicago HHH #1552 Triple Seven &#38; Pre-Ocho Hash
Hare(s): Virgin Banger &#38; Just I Lean
Venue: A-B starting in Horner Park @ Montrose @ California
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite da Sox busting out their own broom and sweeping da Cubbies at da Cell. The series is now tied both for da year and overall. Nevertheless I must give them props for da SWEEP!!!=

Well the slot machine that is the Chicago Hash calendar very auspiciously came up with triple sevens - 7/7 @ 7pm. Will this bode well for the last Monday Hash before PoP 8 \"The Ocho\". Another haring combo of a seasoned vet and they promise us EIGHT (ocho) beer stops!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Wilson and Montrose 78 Bus West to California.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose and CTA Montrose 78 bus East to California.

Driving :( 

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Montrose &#38; California. Parking is usually pretty plentiful because no one who drives cars lives in the Chicago River.

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Hash Trash: 

Payback!
 
By The Enema Canal
Chicago Cum-Times 

Hashed Last Day of June 2008, 7PM
Piano Man 
 
CHICAGO #1551 – So what happens exactly a week after the Cubbies sweep the Sox at Wrigley?  Payback!  The Sox clean up at the Cell placing the two teams at a dead tie.  Well, for those who haven’t purchased riot gear for the potential White Sox-Cubbies World Series, you should probably plan on camping out at ODOR EATER’s or EZ ON THE ASS’s during that time.  THE ENEMA CANAL and JUST JULIA are pretty much screwed since they live in that borderland between the 35th and Addison Red Line Stops way outside of the “Green Zone.”  
 
But enough apocalyptics, the hash found itself in the fairly quiet and somber Piano Man where the residents of Wrigleyville (Are they called Wrigleys?  You know like the Whos from Whoville?) were definitely not celebrating.  Being that this was a BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED and CALVIN KLEIN trail we were all expecting a long trail full of heartbreak.  Some hashers such as HOOSIER DADDY and CROP DUSTER remember the Beer Near followed by a Beer Very Near followed by a Beer Very Very Near from the last trail those two hares laid.
 
CALVIN, ever the considerate one, brought out the virgins JUST KAWIKA and JUST MATT closer to the Chalk Talk so that they would be guaranteed to be lost later in the trail.  We also had a visit from PROSTATE PIRATE AAARRGH! who was in town for a confAAARRRence.  We also had a dog, CHEESE, who is part of the HAPPY ASS GRABBER family.  And as soon as CALVIN got tired of explaining marks we were all off to find the trail.
 
BAGSQUEEZER  and JUST JOHN set off ahead of everyone else while the virgins were warned that following ENEMA, ROTTEN WHORE, or HORN-E could result in being lost for quite a while as those three are terrible SCBs(Short Cutting Bastards).  After a couple of checks we were soon joined by THE GREAT LOCHNESS COCKSTER and TWO TICKETS TO A PAIR OF THIGHS.  When we finally arrived at the Beer Stop, ww met up with ONE HANDED TYPIST who was lounging about waiting for SUPER STUF’HER to arrive so they could feed the bottomless pits of their stomachs.  As we began to become refreshed in the oh so hot sandwich shop.  Apparently the heat was too much for some as IT’S TOO SOFT felt it necessary to take the Clark 22 bus back to Piano Man.         
 
So CALVIN and ENEMA held circle as chefs JUST I LEAN and CUMS ON I LEAN tended to grilling dogs.  So what happened other than ROTTEN WHORE never leaving the virgins alone?  Well apparently ODOR EATER mistook ROTTEN WHORE for LOWER WACKOFF which is just plain odd.  Oh yes, I almost forgot, we celebrated the loss of the Cubs with song and merriment.  We also had to call out MAGENTIC MUFF and SIR POOPS A LOT for not calling out other people.  So who wanted to win the hash this time?  Well it was JUST BILL with his triathlon shirt who had this overpowering urge to get back first.  CROP DUSTER on the other hand distracted JUST JULIA and led her into the bar ensuring that she would be the FBI(First Bimbo In), just edging out TWO TICKETS.  Of course that meant the DFL(Dead Fucking Last) was R-TARD-E that was until MUDSUCKER showed up later only to be later followed by MOUNT SCHWIIINGA.    
 
HARES (2): Calvin Klein and Batteries Not Included
VIRGINS (4): Just Matt, Just Kawika, Just Jeff, Just Zack
VISITORS (1): Prostate Pirate Aaarrgh! (Charleston, South Carolina) 
HASHERS (33): Bagsqueezer, Smelly Concha, The Enema Canal, Snatchsquatch, Just I Lean, Cums On I Lean, R-Tard-E, Crop Duster, Salty Gash, Sit-n-Pee, One Handed Typist, Magnetic Muff, Just Bill, Just Sarah, Just Julia, Just Kelly, Odor Eater, Rotten Whore, Barry O’Manilow, Horn-E, Happy Ass Grabber, Super Stuf’Her, Mouthful of Meat, 2 Tickets to a Pair of Thighs, The Great Lochness Cockster, Sir Poops A Lot, Hooked on Tonics, Just John, It’s Too Soft, Hoosier Daddy, Lifa, Lower Wackoff, Benafuckedher
WALKER (3): EZ on the Ass, Mudsucker, Mount Schwiiinga
DOG (1): Cheese (Why do we keep getting dogs? And who pays for them?)
 
CUBS – 0
W. SOX – 3

TOTAL HASHERS – 38 and 5 Walk-ins (2 of them being Virgins)
 
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Mount Schwiiinga was voted MVP of her kickball team.  
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GM ANNOUNCEMENT

Also the Comcast Sports Net running program that visited us On Monday and interviewed hashers and taped our run will air on JULY 5, 2008 at 5 pm before the SOX game. MAYBE someone will become famous.

http://runnersultimatenet.com/

Chicken Stiffer
CH3- GM

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NEXT LARGE CHICAGO THEME HASH

Chicago #1561 Sunday August 31, 3pm
4th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): It\'s Too Soft, Just I Lean, and possibly other unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: A-B starting bar @ TBA; ending on the Party Central Skydeck

Virgin Banger and Fuji bookend the Summer with their respective Memorial Day and Labor Day special event hashes, both moved to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!

Details still being hatched but will involve some sort of grilled foodstuffs and at least one keg on the Skydeck! While not historically as much of a \"foody affair\" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

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NEXT CHICAGO MAJOR EVENT
Chicago #1553 Saturday 7/12, 2pm @ Four Treys Tavern - 8th Annual PoP Hash
PoP 8 - \"The Ocho\"

Hare(s): Eight CRAZY Harrierettes… 867-5309, Batteries Not Included, Likes it on the Bottom, Mount Shwiiinga, Mouthful of Meat, PackHer Ass, Rotten Whore and Salty Gash

Venue: Four Treys Tavern -  3333 N. Damen in Roscoe Village - Yes, a CH3 Major outside of the Lincoln Park/Lakeview Green Zone!

Hash Cash: $60 for the entire weekend until June 1. Rego will include Friday night Pre-Lube party at Kincade’s, The Main Event - Saturday trail with beer, on-in party with beer and plenty of food, and the giveways which will include the official event t-shirt and any other tchotchkes we can scrounge up as well as the hangover hash on Sunday. Events also priced separately. 

The CRAZY Eight Harrierettes, 867-5309, Batteries Not Included, Likes it on the Bottom, Mount Shwiiinga, Mouthful of Meat, Packher Ass, Rotten Whore, and Salty Gash are proud to announce the CH3’s Summer 2008 flagship event, our 8th Annual Power of the Pussy Hash (PoP 8)!

If you thought Chicago 1500 last summer or 7th Anthrax took it off the hinges last year, this one will take it to the next level!!

Click here to download the PoP 8 Rego Form

Chicago Power of the Pussy Weekend: JULY 11th - 13th, 2008

CRAZY WEEKEND ACTIVITIES:

Friday night Pre-lube @ Kincade’s 950 W. Armitage at Sheffield (www.kincadesbar.com)

Start your PoP8 weekend with a \"big pop\" at this premier Lincoln Park neighborhood tavern. 
Kincade’s is conveniently located 40 feet off the Armitage Brown Line station. Straight from Megabus to bar in under 20 minutes! 
Our own private party room (separate entrance too!) with FOUR hours open bar (draft Lite/Bud Light &#38; wine) and appetizers (wings, quesadillas, chips and salsa, veggies &#38; ranch dip) 
Real live Lincoln Park trixie sightings guaranteed, at no extra cost 
Saturday MAIN EVENT Four Treys @ 3333 N. Roscoe at Damen (www.fourtreys.com)

Shift into main drive gear at this hash-friendly post-gentrification Roscoe Village classic. 
Four Treys is conveniently located four blocks South of the Addison Brown Line station. Easy to get to from the hash hotels. 
Our own private party room featuring entrees catered by the famous Buena Beef. (Dinner is both carnivore and herbivore friendly) 
Our own \"serve yourself\" kegs will include light and dark beers 
Bean bags, dart boards, pool table, and plenty of other sh!t to keep you wankers occupied. 
DJing by the famous and Chicago’s own ODOR EATER!!! 
Sunday Hangover Hash @ Justin’s - 3358 N. Southport  

Steps from the brand new Southport El stop. 
Be prepared to schmooze with drunk Cubs fans in the beer garden before the scenic Wrigleyville A-B trail. 
Time tentatively set for high Noon.  
Yes this will be a veritable celebration of the CTA’s Brown Line (http://ctabrownline.com/) as we visit four of our newest stations! Also to save $$$ on all this L riding you can consider purchasing a two or three day CTA visitor pass which allows unlimited rides while valid and can be purchased in advance at the CTA website. Click here to go to the CTA website to purchase a pass

NEW!!! - HASHPATALITY SUITE @ Party Central Skydeck

Keg tapped starting 4pm Friday afternoon and available anytime the whole weekend until the beer runs out! 
Where we go to pre-pre party, post pre-party, on-after party, and any other time you need beer in you when there isn’t an official PoP weekend event happening 
Party Central is conveniently located literally right next to the Diversey Brown line station in the adorable Lakeview/Wrigleyville neighborhood and is the residence of Chicago’s own \"It’s Too Soft\" aka \"Fuji\" - proprietor of  Party Central featuring the infamous \"Hash Keg Power Hoist\" 
Beautiful views of Chicago skyline from the Skydeck complete with Bar-z-bo, fire pit, mega-grill, and new environmentally-conscious LED deck lighting. 
Giveaways
- Special commemorative PoP 8 T-shirt, designed by the very talented and Chicago’s own Mount Shwiiinga.

PRICING
If you’re a wuss or getting old and just and can’t drink for three days straight any more, events can also be purchased ala carte. Register early tho to guarantee yourself a spot at this CRAZY event as well as our cool t-shirt.

Can’t decide?  Choose from our a la carte pricing: (PayPal fees apply; see table below)

June 2nd - July 10th

$25 - Pre-lube Party @ Kincade’s
$40 - PoP @ Four Treys
$5 Hangover Hash

Walk Up/Day of (if available; cash only)

$45 - POP @ Four Treys
$5 - Hangover Hash. Also available for redemption of 62,500 S&#38;H Green Stamps.

http://www.chicagohash.com/chicago-1553-saturday-712-2pm-four-treys-tavern-8th-annual-pop-hash-new/

Hash Hotels

Belwood Hotel 1409 W. Diversey.  $50 bucks a night no matter what day of the week or time of the year. http://chicago-hotels.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g35805-d123316-Reviews-Bellwood_Hotel-Chicago_Illinois.html

Red Roof Inn in the Loop, located at 162 E. Ontario Street.  5.5 miles from PoP bar.
- Rates:  One King Size – $129.99 per night; Two Double Beds - $139.99 per night
- Parking is not available, however the hotel does have off-site parking available at 401 N. Michigan Avenue about three blocks away.  The cost is $33 per 24-hour period.  The hotel also offers a valet service.  
- Please contact the hotel at 312-787-3580 and make reservations under the name of Chicago Hash House Harriers.

Arlington House Hotel (http://www.arlingtonhouse.com)
- A quaint hostel conveniently located 0.5 miles from Fullerton Red/Brown Line stop nestled in the heart of Lincoln Park
- Opportunity to meet \"interesting foreign travelers\"

Inn at Lincoln Park - 601 W Diversey Parkway (just East of Clark). www.innlp.com This used to be a Best Western and is on Diversey but East of the regular hash hotel.  It’s $124.00 per night. Last we checked this was booked up too but later rooms may still open up.

Days Inn Lincoln Park - \"The Rock n’ Roll Days Inn\" (www.daysinnchicago.net)
- Conveniently located 0.4 miles from the Diversey Brown Line Stop [Sometimes their website shows them full, sometimes there\'s rooms availabe so check back frequently]

As in the past, a limited amount of crash space will also be available courtesy of the usual suspects. Please contact those individuals directly for more info.

Check for your latest PoP 8 Updates and Info on this page, link: http://www.chicagohash.com/chicago-1553-saturday-712-2pm-four-treys-tavern-8th-annual-pop-hash-new/

PoP 8 - \"The Ocho\" - It\'s on!!
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Next Chicago Nearby Event 

4th Annual Waukesha Summerfest Hash
Friday, July 4th (yes this year the 4th of July is a HASHING DAY!)

Hare(s): It\'s Too Soft, Three Ring Sperm Kiss and perhaps mystery hare TBA
Venue: Location: Lakefront Brewery 1872 N. Commerce St. Milwaukee, WI
Hash Cash: $8

What started as a very silly idea to have a hash get pre-lubed for Summerfest has turned into one of the most eagerly anticipated non-major event hashes of the year as the comedy team of former GM and Waukesha Hare Razr Three Ring Sperm Kiss and Chicago Consigliere and Waukesha Web dude It\'s Too Soft conspire for what has now become a Milwaukee classic Summer tradition The Summerfest Hash!!!

Per tradition we will start at the inaptly-named Lakefront Brewery on Commerce Street by the river and will target to go on the 2:00pm \"tour\". Note tours are optional and not included in the hash cash price.

After sampling few of Lakefront\'s finest brews, the traditional mayhem will ensue including trail, a beer stop and FOOD at the on-in. A-B trail. As it is the 4th of July there just might be a few fireworks too! Nothing is more entertaining than drunk people with fireworks!

And after all of that we may try and make it to Summerfest as the on-in is not too far from the South Gate. Note our record so far for making Summerfest after the Summerfest Hash is 1 for 3.

Fujirazzi Zagat Review:

4th Annual Waukesha/Chicago Summerfest Joint Hash in Milwaukee (GEM). It\'s taken us a few years to get the formula right but I think the combo of starting at Lakefront Brewery (a great microbrewery pub that is definitely NOT on the lakefront) for one of their legendary \"tours\" and ending on Brady Street at Club Brady (this place makes Doug\'s on 41 look like Casey Moran\'s). Brought to you by the comedy team of CH3 Consigliere (and former Wisconsin resident) It\'s Too Soft and former Waukesha GM and now Hare Razr Three Ring Sperm Kiss and possibly even a few other unknowing accomplices. The theme is set around Summerfest which bills itself as \"The World\'s Largest Outdoor Music Festival\" but in reality Vegas actually lays a line every year so people can bet on whether the hash will be too drunk to actually make it to Summerfest afterwards. Right now unlike the Packers we have a losing record of 1-2.

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Other Stuff:

Drinking Practice Nights: Wednesday nights we usually have a bunch of hashers get together at Lion\'s Head Pub for free wings and Thursday nights some peeps often partake of $1 domestic bottles night at Kelsey\'s just down the block both in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone. Stay tuned for notice of upcoming Drinking Practices!

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Other Area Hashes
Please remember to check the websites of the respective hashes as the Chicago Hash House Harriers assumes no responsibility if they give us dodgy information or change their plans at the last minute. Last thing you want to do is go to the wrong Chicago airport, wrong Snuggery, wrong Treasure Island, etc. as a pack of ONE.
Thu, Jul 3, 2008, 7PM, The Thirstday Hash, Happy Ass Grabber will hare an A to B trail out of Lottie\'s at Winchester (1950 W) and Cortland (1900 N) Hash Cash $8 We will have great seats for the fireworks.
SAT Jul 5, 2008, 7PM, First Crack of the Moon Hash  #126 Horn-E will hare out of Friar Tuck\'s at 3010 N. Braodway Approx 600 W). Hash Cash, only $5 When that runs out, we pass the hat. The new Swing Low Sweet Chariot Moon Hash T-Shirts will be available. These are good. H3HornEH3@aol.com
Sun July 6, 2008, 2PM, The Second City Hash, #269 Rear Guard, Buffalo Nuts and Who\'s Your Daddy hare the annual Diaper Rash Hash from Lake House Rotisserie-Grill-Tap at 850 Tower Drive, Lake Villa, Ill. Will The Enema Canal and Virtually Hung make a surprise appearance. Their 10th anniversary is on 8/2/08. They have a camping hash listed on that weekend. Keep it in mind and help them celebrate. 

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Party on on,

It\'s Too Soft
Consigliere, Hash Flash, Web Dude, &#38; Chief Sarcasm Officer
THE UP 43% in First Half of 2008 Chicago Hash House Harriers

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www.chicagohash.com
Celebrating Our 30th Year of Hashing In Chicago 1978-2008

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Hey Hashers,

Thanks to our all-star hare lineup of Chicken Stiffer, Virtually Hung, Calvin Klein and Fuji for helping THE Chicago Hash House Harriers celebrate ITS 30th anniversary at Chicago #1550 at the Party Central Skydeck!!! Spectacular weather and great trail with one of the CH3\'s signature beer stops capped off a great event and as bonus we\'re gonna be on TV too (check below the hash trash for listings &#38; showtimes)! The plethora of Fujirazzi pix are up on the website and at http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=kuxb1a3.4q5md49f&#38;x=0&#38;y=cqg5ec&#38;localeid=en_US 

Note this week Saturday the CH3 expands to Saturdays with the inaugural Chicago JV Hash 1pm Saturday out of the Union hared by CH3 Mismanagement. Our intent is bring high-quality CH3 hashes to the last Saturday of the month during the Summer on top of our existing weekly Monday night runs! Please also note the 1pm start time to accomodate the Cubs/Sox game at 3pm and we have $6 pitchers forhte game too!

Speaking of Monday nights, this week Batteries Not Included and Calvin Klein take us to Piano Man in Wrigleyville. Great divey bar with a great outdoor patio. They usually let us use their grille so if ya wanna bring along something grillable you can!

Also coming up on Tuesday 7/1 is the CH3\'s Summer MisManageMent meeting at 7:30pm at the Hidden Shamrock (we usually go in the back room). If you\'re interested you can come out and see how your hash is run. You do not have to be a part of current MisManageMent to attend and all are welcome.

For those looking for hashing on the 4th of July, Fuji and former Waukesha GM Three Ring Sperm Kiss will be haring their 4th Annual Waukesha Summerfest Hash out of Lakefront Brewery on Commerce St. in Milwaukee. A-B with food and a keg at the on in (no more frozen pizza at Club Brady again, this year we\'re getting REAL FOOD!!). Start with the 2pm Lakefront Brewery tour and after all is said and done we might just even make it to Summerfest as the on in is not too far from the Festival Grounds South Gate. Note however last few years the pack has been a little too loaded to make it to the Big Gig and in fact our record is 1 for 3. We might make it 1-4 this year!

Finally the return of warmer weather reminds us that THE CH3\'s Summer flagship event, our 8th Annual Power of the Pussy hash on July 12 is just  a month away. A whole weekend of fun from Friday Pre-Lube to Sunday Hangover only $70!! If ya got other stuff going on you can also participate in any part as always we offer a-la-carte pricing options also, but it\'s way more fun if you can go \"wire-to-wire\". Rego info available on the hash website or http://www.chicagohash.com/chicago-1553-saturday-712-2pm-four-treys-tavern-8th-annual-pop-hash-new/

Pop 8 \"The Ocho\" - It\'s On!

Fuji

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NEXT CHICAGO HASHES &#38; MISMANAGEMENT MEETING TUESDAY

++&#62; SATURDAY 6/28 , 1pm @ The Union Tavern - Chicago #1550.5 JV Hash 

Hare(s): CH3 Mismanagement
Venue: The Union Tavern- 2858 N. Halsted St. Chicago
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the US Gov’t \"losing track of\" nearly $5.5 billion of anti-terrorism aid to Pakistan. Yeah I lose track of that kinda scratch all the time…

OK YOU ASKED FOR IT and you GOT IT!!!!

The CHICAGO HASH will be running on the last Saturday of each month in the SUMMER. Many CH3 hashers have said they can not run on Monday nights when we switched so here is your chance to stretch those legs on the weekend.

THIS HASH WILL BE THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX- CUBS HASH so wear your baseball gear!

THIS HASH WILL meet at 1 pm out at 1:30 pm!!!
Venue: The Union Tavern
2858 N Halsted St
Chicago, IL 60657
Phone: (773) 755-9870

We will hash at 1 pm and then get back to watch the SOX-CUBS game which is scheduled to start at 3:00 pm. Future Saturday hashes may begin near street festivals and try to circle at them? The options are limitless!!!

Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Fullerton or Belmont, Brown Line to Diversey. Hoof it two blocks East to Halsted and one block North to George.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Diversey 76 bus East to Halsted. Hoof it one block North to George.

Driving :( 

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey &#38; George. Parking is challenging in this area like trying to assemble a ship in a bottle blindfolded, hung upside down and while a 7.5 magnitude earthquake is in progress. Best bet is to either feed the meters on Halsted or you can ditch on the side streets without a Zone 383 permit so long as you skedaddle by 6pm. 

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++&#62; MONDAY 6/30 Meet at 7:00, out at 7:30 
Chicago HHH #1551 
Hare(s): Calvin Klein &#38; Batteries Not Included
Venue: Piano Man - 3801 N. Clark St. Chicago (Clark &#38; Grace)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the Cubbies busting out the broom and sweeping the White Sox last weekend!

Great divey bar with a great outdoor patio. They usually let us use their grille so if ya wanna bring along something grillable you can!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Addison, hoof it a block West along the Southern edge of Wrigley Field to Clark and then two blocks North to Grace.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, CTA Addison #152 bus East to Clark, hoof it two blocks North on Clark to Grace

Driving :( 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark &#38; Grace. Parking is usually findable as the Cubbies are in San Francisco that night further North along Clark by the cemeteries, or even East of Clark on Irving Park a couplea blocks el Norte.

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++&#62; Chicago Summer Mismanagement Meeting Tuesday 7/1, 7:30pm @ The Hidden Shamrock

Hare(s): CH3 Mismanagment
Venue: The Hidden Shamrock - 2723 N. Halsted
Hash Cash: Pay as you go for your drinks as this is a meeting, not a hash

Come out and see and participate in how your hash is run. You do not have to be part of current Mismanagement to attend, all are welcome.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit :)
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview \"Green Zone\": Red Line to Fullerton or Belmont, Brown Line to Diversey. Hoof it t