Note found at venue a pair of dark blue Nike warm-up pants, mens large.

For the second week in a row, yet again CH3 Mismanagement is the victim of random smooching. Seriously people, this has to stop or our bad reputations will be permanently ruined.

Trail went right next to a Chicago Police Department station. This did not go un-noticed either. Virtually Hung is my name and Russian Roulette is my game.

Hey, you dirty rats…. It`s 4706!!! Come celebrate - - - The Year of the Rat a The Fifth Annual a Chinese New Year Hash, starting @ 2pm following the parade (@12:30pm). Click here for event flyer.

We have an all-star haring crew this year with Ballsalotapus, Virtually Hung, Cum In My A$$fault (the only true ethnic celebrant) and the addition of It’s Too Soft (yeah, we know he’s like the biggest East Coast, Ivy Leage, Protestant WASP in the Upper Midwest, but he also technically Asian by ethnicity).

Hash Cash: Only $8 includes lotsa authentic Chinese Food at the on-in as the Chinese govermnemt’s ongoing refusal to let the Yuan float against the dollar ensures a continued stream of cheep Chinese stuff flooding across our borders.

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Media coverage for CH3 Chinese New Year Hash courtesy of $0.69 Man

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Chinatown/Cermak, hoof it like three blocks straight South down Wentworth to 26th and the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, switch to Red Line to Chinatown/Cermak, hoof it hoof it like three blocks straight South down Wentworth to 26th and the bar.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie thus further depleting the Earth’s limited supply of fossil fuels and cruise to 26th & Wentworth. The exit off of the Stevenson would be State St and it comes rather quickly and all of a sudden. Make a left at the first stop light, admire the housing project across the street, and head south to 26th St until you hit Wentworth.