Chicago Hash #1576 12.14.08 @ O'Lanagan's
HASH TRASH - Tale of the Trail
Chicago Hash #1576
Dec. 14, 2008 @ O'Lanagans
HARES: Ginger Snatch, Cumma Slutra, Just Amy
VIRGINS: Just Jana
VISITORS: Scam
HASHERS: Snatchsquatch, Chicken Stiffer, Bloody Thighs, Lifa, Just Shaina, Hoosier Daddy, Bang Me Blow Me, Calvin Klein, Bloody Asshole, KGB, Erin GO Buff, Assfault, It's Too Soft. R-Tard-E, Just I Lean, Cums On I Lean, Super Stufher, Snatchsquatch, Just Andy, Asscapade,
TOTAL HASHERS “ 25
This hash used the old hash bar of O'Lanagans today. Our hares set a decent trail, one that took us by the house of the Governor. I don't know why there were so many TV cameras around there did something significant happen with him the past couple of days? GINGER SNATCH, CUMMA SLUTRA, and JUST AMY were the beautiful ones who set the trail today in the 50-degree weather, and I thought the Avg. temp. for Chicago in December was 26-degrees. 25 hashers braved this unseasonably warm weather to run in the Lincoln Square neighborhood. Some like JUST SHAINA were so uncomfortable with the temp. that they had to strip off some of their clothes. The chalk talk was given and LIFA and BLOODY ASSHOLE (DRY ERASE BOARD) were off as the FRB's our visitor SCAM was in close contact. CALVIN and I crossed the park across the street and found trail on the north side of the park. We cut back south and were soon stymied by a Check on Lincoln and Montrose. LIFA I believe screwed this one up but the pack like lemmings followed his mistake. We got to sit on the corner for a while and talk with ASSFAULT who has not been to the CH3 for some time and KGB caught up to the pack after arriving late. The Trail ran west now across the four-lane highway named WESTERN. The pack with BANG ME, BLOW ME hit the Chicago River and ran along its muddy bank until Montrose where we crossed over and made our way to the HOUSE OF ROD. SUPER STUFHER, JUST I LEAN, and I were the leaders at this time and found the beer stop at the House of GINGER SNATCH. CALVIN was the DFL because he stopped to fish in the Chicago River for a few minutes in this balmy weather. I think he caught a Sucker Fish? We had our beers and made our way back to the bar.
Back at the bar the Pumpkin five some of Lifa, Snathcsquatch, Hoosier Daddy, ASsCapades, and I got down-downs for our collective color unison. Calvin would have been included but he changed before circle. CALVIN our RA kept the circle flowing and the beers were poured by Rebecca our bar keep for the day. CUMS ON I LEAN arrived late and was promptly escorted into the circle for her down-down. BLOODY THIGHS and will be happy to see the end of the week when we would be done with our teaching duties and the ANHTHRAX would begin. JUST JANA friend of SNATCHSQUATCH made her first foray into the hashing world today and she even likes beer, which is a plus for a hasher. The hash sang her a nice song and welcomed our new virgin hopefully we will see her next week at the ANTHRAX HASH. The CALVIN circle slowly came to a close but not before one for one of the Denizens of the bar came for a down-down and in his slurred speech he said something that R-TARD-E translated because this man also spoke R-Tardese. SEE YOU ALL AT THE PARTY THAT STARTS FRIDAY!!!
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM
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Hare(s): Cuma Slutra & Ginger Snatch
Venue: O'Lanagan's - 2335 W. Montrose Ave. Chicago
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite Illinois Governor Blagojevich being indicted on some of the most massive corruption charges since Watergate!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose 78 bus East to Western, bar is about a block past Western.
Driving 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Montrose & Western, then one block East to Claremont. On street parking on the side streets is usually very not bad.
The History of the Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash & Santa Hat Run
By It's Too Soft / Fuji, Chicago's Original Hazmat Hare
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Chicago Hash #1575 – 12.07.08 @ Independence Tap – Idiot's Day Hash w/Second City
Hare(s): Specklebird
Venue: Independence Tap - 3932 W. Irving Park Rd, Chicago
Hash Cash: This time we go with SC @ $4 (drink fast!) despite the NY Giants' Plaxico Burress taking a loaded handgun out with him for Christmas shopping this past week.
That's right, we don't know much, but we do know that we will be drinking beer and ambulating like Idiots from the Independence Tap located at Irving Park Rd. and Pulaski.
The great and honorable Idiot himself will be presiding over festivities. Rhotan? you innocently ask...No, hisonner, the right noble Specklebird. This is also one of many chances you have to own one of the coveted (by someone I'm sure) Idiot's Day shirts. ($10-$11.50 for idiots, $15 for proven idiots).
Walkers trail is usually provided, dogs, children and child-like behavior also welcome and expected. Bring some tasty comesteble for the On-In. Beverages will be in abundance.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Sheridan, take the Irving Park #80 (or X80 if you're lucky!) to Harding which is a block before Pulaski.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Irving Park, hoof it 1-1/2 blocks East to Harding.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Irving and Harding. Parking is pleasantly findable in this neck of the hoods.
Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1574 – 11.30.08 @ Mitchell's
HASH TRASH - Tale of the Trail
Chicago Hash #1574 - Nov. 30, 2008 @ MITCHELL'S (THE OLD PUFFER's)
HARES: Bloody Thighs, Lifa, Mudsucker
VIRGINS:
VISITORS: Cums in Taxi's, Just Greg, Abu Beaver
HASHERS: Happy Ass Grabber, Ez on the Ass, Chicken Stiffer, R-Tard-E, Just I Lean, Milk-My-Yak, Public Pisser, Erin Go Buff, Snatchsquatch, Horn-e
Total- 16
It was a cold Sunday on a Holiday weekend on the South side that saw the hash running thru some historical sites. Today we ran thru the old Union Stockyard Entrance and along Bubbling Creek. We also passed the Church our very own Mayor Daley attends and then finally ended up at the house of MUDSUCKER for a beer stop. The Pack saw some die-hards come out today on a rainy cold trail. ERIN GO BUFF showed up in the nick of time just before the pack was on out. The Main pack today was HAPPY, EZ, CHICKEN, P-P, ERIN GO BUFF, JUST GREG, and ABU BEAVER. We seemed to work well and find the correct trail. ERIN GO BUFF and I even find a quick short cut over a fence while the rest of the pack did a circle jerk that ended up on 35th street. R-TARD-E and JUST I LEAN were walking and running today so they were a little behind. JUST GREG tried whistling for HORN-E but he said he just climbing a tree to try a get to a short cut? The pack ran many straight a-ways today but we finally did make it back to the bar where MILK-MY-YAK and SNATCHSQUATCH were waiting for us to return. MUDSUCKER set-up free hotdogs for us and $6 pitchers, which was not a bad combo for the day. We had a quick circle and then many ran back home to watch a dismal Bears game.
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Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
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Hare(s): Lifa, Bloody Thighs & Mudsucker
Venue: Mitchells, 3356 S. Halsted (used to be Puffers)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the government's latest bailout of Citigroup!
The pitchers will be $6.25 each (normal price) but they will also put out hot dogs for us to eat.
Be prepared to run some train tracks, e.g. urban shiggy.
I will have the Bears on the big screen TV after the hash (Sunday night game), so the party can gravitate to Mudsucker’s abode after the hash to watch the Bears crush (hopefully) the Vikings!!!
Mud
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, switch to Red Line to 35th, hoof it four blocks East to Halsted and then two blocks South on Halsted to the bar.
or - Orange Line to Halsted, then #8 Halsted bus south for 1 mile to 33rd.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to exit the Dan Ryan at 31st street, west to Halsted (3/4 mile), left to 3356. Or exit 35th (Sox Park), west to Halsted, right to 3356.
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Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1573 – 11.23.08 @ Casa de Just Shaina – Thanksgiving Dinner Hash
HASH TRASH - Tale of the Trail
Chicago Hash #1573 - Nov. 23, 2008 @ Just Shaina's
HARES: Just Shaina, Poultry Fucker, Ginger Snatch, Chicken Stiffer
VIRGINS: Just Erica, Just Camillo
VISITORS: Cums in Taxi's
HASHERS: Snatchsquatch, Virtually Hung, Lochness Cockster, Crop Duster, Two Tickets too a Pair Thighs, Are They Real, Cumma Slutra, Just I Lean, R-Tard-E, More Tail, Super Stuffher, Mouthful of Meat, Cums on I Lean, It's Too Soft, Happy Ass Grabber & Turbo Dog, One-Handed Typist, Just Andy, Calvin Klein, Batteries not Included, Mudsucker
TOTAL HASHERS – 28
This trail was set by POULTRY F*CKER and GINGER SNATCH and ran through the Avondale neighborhood with CROP DUSTER ending up being the FRB into the beer stop with VIRTUALLY HUNG and LOCHNESS COCKSTER close behind. JUST SHAINA was at home cooking the 25 lbs turkey and many were happy later to learn that she was. The pack was happy to see a keg back at the on-in and actually did finish the 15.5 gallons by 7 pm that night. MORE TAIL's garlic potatoes went over along with ARE THEY REAL desert. JUST I LEAN and SUPER STUFFHER performed the caving duties today and CALVIN ran the circle. Circle ran for about 45 minutes and then we devoured the Turkey dinner set in front of us. Much thanks goes out to JUST SHANIA for the use of her place and a lovely place it is. Hope people had a Happy THANKSGIVING I know I did.
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Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
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Hare(s): JUST SHAINA, GINGER SNATCH, and POULTRY F*CKER
Venue: Casa de Just Shaina
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the hash not getting any of the $700 Billion Federal TARP (Troubled Assets Relief Program) for beer. Hash cash will be $5 if you bring a side dish (green beans, potato salad, sweet potatoes, corn. what ever
We have turkey, cornbread, mac & cheese, oh and beer a keg. Shaina's place has a 50 inch plamsa so the bears game will be on!!!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Belmont 77 bus West to Monticello between Monticello and Lawndale which is generally between the Kennedy and Milwaukee Ave.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it a few blocks west to Monticello.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Belmont & Monticello. I have absolutely no idea what parking is like in this area but shouldn't be too bad.
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Tale of The Trail – Chicago Hash #1572 11.16.08 @ Mad River
Nov. 16, 2008 @ Mad River Tavern
HASH TRASH - Tale of the Trail
Chicago Hash #1572
HARES: Crop Duster & R-Tard-E
VIRGINS: Just Randy, Just Jessica, Just Sarah
VISITORS: Mookie (Stockholm Hash)
HASHERS: Just Taylor, Snatchsquatch, Chicken Stiffer, Erin Go Buff, Horn-e, Hot Pants, Friend of Hot Pants, Smell This, Glory Hole, Stupid Man, One Handed Typist, Just Adam, Stab'em and Slab'em, Its Too Soft, Cumma Slutra, Super Stuffher, Milk My Yak, Barks on All Fours, Good Swallow, Virgin Banger, Mudsucker, Cunt and Pasties, Peterbilt, Calvin Klein, Batteries Not Included, Happy Ass Grabber
TOTAL HASHERS – 32
R-TARD-E and CROP DUSTER set trail from the Mad River bar and R-TARD-E redeemed himself by setting a trail that ran NW of the bar and used ever alley and gangway he could find on the NW of the Lakeview area. The Trail saw 32 hashers show up at the bar but only 13 people ran. That is what happens when Green Bay plays the Bears and the weather gets a little cold outside some would rather watch the game or stay warm oh darn.
The runners took off and I sent the walkers to ITS TOO SOFTS Place for the beer stop and I heard MILK MY YAK, BARKS ON ALL FOURS, GOOD SWALLOW, STUPIDMAN and others had a great time starting a fire but no beer was there because the hares decided to change the beer stop to another location. So NO BEER FOR YOU!!! I caught up to the pack just as it started running thru its first gangway and ERIN GO BUFF had the lead. ITS TOO SOFT and SNATCHSQUATCH were bringing up the rear must of the day and the trail wound its way thru the Lakeview neighborhood. R-TARD even managed to find a six-inch crack between two buildings to set the trail thru. I'm glad the trail was set before Thanksgiving otherwise I would have been too fat to fit my chicken legs thru the opening.
The next part of the trail saw numerous splits into condo courtyards that were false trails but eventually GLORY HOLE found the right hole to dart thru and we were racing for a beer check in the alley but some misguided resident thought he had some street person living behind his garage and decided to throw the beer away. YES I SAID HE THREW THE BEER AWAY. His address was 1356 W. Diversey if you wish to send him a letter. MOOKIE was FRB at this point and jumped over a Shell Stations fence and was back on trail that looked like it was approaching Wrigley Field but it quickly turned back south towards Belmont. JUST ADAM found trail and eventually it lead to a beer stop where CROP DUSTER only just knocked on the door of MARY ANNE and GINGER and they graciously allowed us to use their porch for a beer stop.
The sign said "Parties not allowed and tenants only!" but that does not stop the CH3. We took a few pictures with that sign and waited for the pack to show up. CUMMMA SLUTRA turned out to be the DFL and FBI. It was cold outside so we ran back to the bar and saw our beloved Bears being killed 37-3 and most of the wankers were still at Vaughn's Pub.
We quickly changed venue and rolled over to Mad River where we had $6 pitchers of beer. SMELL THIS, USDA GRADE ROTTEN WHORE, and ODOR EATER snagged two virgins JUST SARAH and JUST JESSICA to roll with us; many of the male hashers did not disapprove of this turn of events. SNATCHSQUATCH and I got the circle going and we got thru the FRB, DFL, announcements and then CALVIN AND BATTERIES walked in so CALVIN took over his RA roll with SNATCHSQUATCH as his sidekick.
ONE HANDED TYPIST was here even though the weather was below 35-degrees outside; I guess we can't put him up for the warm weather wanker award this year. JUST RANDY was welcomed to the hash and we hope to coax him out of Lombard once in a while to hash with us. Eventually the hash were the only folks left in the bar after the Eagles fans left dejected from a football tie with the Sin City Bengals, but for some reason ITS TOO SOFT stayed. I don't know how but the circle eventually closed after numerous accusations, puke, ear licking, and pitchers of beer!!!
NEXT WEEK HASH is the CH3 THANKSGIVING DAY HASH
VENUE: JUST SHAINA's house.
FOOD and BEER will be provided!!!
HARES: JUST SHAINA, GINGER SNATCH, and POULTRY F*CKER
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Hare(s): Crop Duster & R Tard E
Venue: Mad River - 2909 N. Sheffield
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite The Great Obama Landslide of 2008!
Note this will overlap the Philadelphia Eagles Club of Chicago's weekly gamewatching party so we should be able to get their specials too ($6 pitchers of Coors Light and 1/2 price Philly Cheesesteaks!!)
Note some folks will be gathering at noon for the Bears game before the hash.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, walk three blocks South on Sheffield between Oakdale & George or Brown Line to Diversey and hoof it two blocks North to George.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, Belmont 77 bus East to Sheffield, walk three blocks South between Oakdale & George.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise Kennedy to Belmont, East to Sheffield, South to Oakdale.
Tale of the Trail – Chicago #1571 11.9.08 @ Windsor Tavern
HASH TRASH - Tale of the Trail
Chicago Hash #1571
Nov. 9, 2008 @ Windsor Tavern
HARES: Cumma Slutra & Virgin Banger
VIRGINS: Just Ashley, Just Jessica
VISITORS:
HASHERS: Bang Me Blow Me Get Me Off, Bloody Thighs, Chicken Stiffer, Erin Go Bra, Hoosier Daddy, Horn-E, Just Taylor, Just Hooper, Mudsucker, One-Handed Typist, Poultry F*cker, Rent-A-Virgin (cameo), and Sir Poops Alot
TOTAL HASHERS – 17 on a cold and snowy taste of what winter will be like!
Fujirazzi pix on the CH3 website and http://www.kodakgallery.com/ShareLanding.action?c=kuxb1a3.4u21xm0b&x=0&y=lbcd0s&localeid=en_US
Let's see, the last time we were at Windsor Tavern it was for Idiot's Day in December 2006 and there was snow everywhere so today couldn't be all that bad, right? About a dozen hashers gathered outside as the hares explained the trail and the marks. When asked whether the beer stop would be indoors the hares quickly evaded answering. Yes, expect an outdoor beer check.
The weather wasn't really all that bad with the ambient temperature around 40 degrees with light overcast skies as the pack headed out to a not that bad trail which headed generally southwest towards Portage Park in roughly a saw-tooth pattern even skirting around the edge of Portage Park (the park itself) before finally plunging in towards the south and exiting the Northeast corner.
It was definitely a fast "two-pack" trail with a bunch of those of us up front running almost constantly and widening the distance between us and the slower runners & walkers. After nearly as much pavement pounding as the Bank of America Chicago Half Marathon, the welcome "Beer Near" was spotted which led to Cumma Slutra's dad's crib where we partook of such fine craft macrobrews as PBR, Old Style and Bud Light. There were a few Guinness’s buried in there too but I suspect given their odd number (not 6 or 12) were leftovers from something else. As a bonus the pack was also treated to chicken soup which Cumma Slutra's father made for us as he apparently cooks on Sunday for the entire week so it was easy to scale up a batch and felt okay about the chicken in the soup as we knew our Chicken was safe at Soldier Field watching the Bears get pounded by the Titans.
Back to the bar was minor death march of its own with long straight-aways up Central and across Montrose as Bang Me Blow Me and One-Handed Typist were essentially racing each other back to the bar because it was getting "cold". To be fair there was enough wind to make the 40 degree ambient temperature feel like we should be seeing pools of liquid nitrogen starting to form on the sidewalk.
Once back at the bar we were surprised to see the Chickens dining on their fine board of fare figuring they must have pulled off the greatest traffic miracle of all time getting all the way up from Soldier Field to beat the pack back to the bar, in reality they bailed after the third quarter. So much for Rex Grossman being the salvation of the 2008 season.
With Chicken back in action he acted as ersatz RA as for some reason (location maybe) this was almost a completely different crew than we had out last week. In the circle, our hares Cumma Slutra and Virgin Banger got their usual hare down downs, and then Bang Me Blow Me and One-Handed Typist got down downs for being FRB/FBI racing back to the bar in addition to being the only "twins" present.
Then our virgins Just Ashley and Just Jessica got the only down down they would ever have to at a hash (note Just Jessica hails from "The Other Grand Rapids" - MINNESOTA not MICHIGAN), then the usual hash attire and other silly down downs followed ending with hash religion per ritual and tradition. After the circle people continued the party longer than usual and I think we passed the hat twice, finally it was time to bag out and head for my next party, Eagles game watching at Mad River where my birds just did not have enough juice to overcome the onslaught of the defending Super Bowl champs NY Giants.
Next couple of weeks we get back-to-back R T Tard E trails the second one of which we're gonna do our annual Thanksgiving Dinner hash with Turkey and fixins' the Sunday of Thanksgiving weekend and don't forget, we're now taking regos for the CH3's biggest event of the year, our 7th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash / Santa Hat Run. Can we break our record of 114 hashers this year? We're gonna be at our favorite hash bar The Beaumont this year - talk about some real Change You Can Believe In. Price is $30 now but goes up this weekend to $35 so register today!
Party on on,
Fuji / It's Too Soft
Consigliere, Hash Flash and Web Dude
THE Chicago Hash House Harriers
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Hare(s): Cuma Slutra & Virgin Banger
Venue: Windsor Tavern - 4530 N Milwaukee Ave
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite GM's vehicle sales falling 45% in October. Have people finally figured out that huge, gas-guzzling trucks are not a good idea after all? Medium-sized, beer-guzzling hashers are much better.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Wilson, Montrose 78 bus West to Milwaukee, hoof it three blocks NW on Milwaukee to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, hoof it three blocks SE on Milwaukee to da bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Windsor which is roughly equidistant between Montrose and Lawrence. Driving coming from either south or really north west take the Kennedy, take the Lawrence exit and turn right. Turn left at Milwakee, turn right onto Windsor (ignore the contruction). There is plenty of FREE residential parking on the street!!!!
Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1570 11.2.08 @ The Atlantic (w/MisManageMent)
Chicago hash Tale of the Trail 11.2.08 and Tuesday Election Party
Nov. 2, 2008 Bar Atlantic
HARES: I Like Dick, R-Tard-E
VIRGINS: Just Jennifer, Just Damon, Just Hooper
VISITORS: Rub My Disc
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Erin Go Bra, Calvin Klein, Mouthful of Meat, It's Too Soft, Horn-e, Up Loader, Soggy Deposit, Are they Real, Cumma Slutra, Stupid Man, Stab'em and Slab'em, Hoosier Daddy, Crop Duster, Snatchsquatch, Just Kat, W'All Bang'her, Just Ira, More Tail, KGB, Just Taylor, Mudsucker, Dry Erase Board
TOTAL HASHERS – 29 yes there were 29 hashers on such a nice day!!!!!
Today the hash started early with some of us getting together to watch the Bears play and eventually win against the Lions. Stupidman, Calvin Klein, and I watched the Bears pull of the fantastic finish. 29 hashers eventually hashed today with I Like Dick playing the part of interpreter for R-Tard-E who spoke R-Tard-ese. The circle was a little different today with I like Dick bouncing around the circle asking for names but it seemed to work. The pack was off and Stupidman, Calvin Klein, and I went back inside to watch the game. After the game we walked to the beer stop and ran into Mouthful of Meat, Just Taylor, Dry Erase Board, and Erin Go Bra coming back to the bar. Mouthful of Meat perturbed because she missed the beer stop so we took them back to the parking garage and found the pack drinking on the roof. Just Jennifer and Just Damon said they had a good time and will be back in the future and Up Loader gets the award this year for bringing many virgins to the hash. His virgin Just Hooper also had a good time and he was seen later talking with a 2nd time running Just Kat in circle hopefully we will see them many times in the future months.
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CH3 Fall MisManageMent Results:
CH3 MISMANAGEMENT HIGHLIGHTS
11/2/08 at 1 pm'ish Bears on at NOON!!! Bears WIN!!!!
Bar Atlantic -5062 N. Lincoln Ave, CHICAGO, IL
We have seen 1518 hashers run with us this year about 150 more people than last year at this time. That equals about 3 more hashers per hash at each of the 45 hashes we had this year so nice job CH3 in getting virgins to cum and then having the staying power to keep them cumming!!!
WE ARE AVG.- 33 hashers per hash this year!! Avg. 3 more hashers per hash this year as compared to last year.
Hashers Present- Chicken Stiffer-Gm, Calvin Klein- RA, It's Too Soft- Web Dude, Mouthful of Meat- HareRazor, Erin Go Bra- Hasher, Horn-e- Hasher
1. Verify funds We have $1032 in hash cash.
2. Hash Tax and cash kept at $1 per person and $8 total? Keep hash tax the way it is. approved
3. Turn over $1000 for new GM in 2009.
4. Collected $356 so far this year in haberdashery $$$. We will be buying new haberdashery soon.
5. $246 in hash tax collected this year that is $5 a hash. We Have only collected $5 per hash for hash tax this year
6. Donated $50 in hash cash to TH3 PINK DRESS for the beer stop.
7. Paid $84 for CH3 flag which was stolen by 2nd city a year ago and not returned. Hash flag purchase was approved by those present.
8. $25 for CH3 photos to be easily accessed online. Ask ITS TOO SOFT This allows for easy download of hash pictures
B. ANTHRAX Hash –Quick notes
1. December 19-21st weekend is the date
2. Where do we have it? Beaumonts 2020 N. Halsted
3. Volunteers to help Mismanagement run the event.
4. Cost should be around $30
5. Hotels- Arlington house youth Hostel and Days Inn on Diversey
C. Calendar
1. POWER OF THE PUSSY (POP) July 11-13 Weekend!! What a weekend 88 hashers showed. NICE JOB!!
2. Nov. 23 is CH3 Thanksgiving Day Hash at Just Shaina's. FOOD AND BEER WILL FLOW!!!!
3. Elections are cumming up who will be CH3 GM next year nominations will be in January and Elections in February. Elections will begin in Jan. with Nominations and per HORN-E's suggestion last year each hasher will receive one vote per each hash they attended this year. Hashers will have a chance to vote in the first two weeks in February either at the hash or via e-mail. This was approved by all present.
4. Hash Ball Date Feb. or beginning of March Suggestion was made to use the 4-treys for hashball and ask milk my yak to make beer for us again.
COMMITTEE REPORTS
D. Hare Razor- Mouthful and Batteries
1. NICE JOB KEEPING US WITH HARES Looks like we have hares until Jan.
2. Have a new Bar wiki so hares can find hash friendly Bars.
3. Phone line will only carry CH3 and TH3 updates other hashes have decided not to be part of hash line. Just I LEAN nice job with phone line. Just I Lean may be moving so we may need a new hasher to run the phone line.
0E. WEB dude and Social chair- GREAT WORK IN UPDATING THE WEBSITE
1. ITS TOO SOFT now puts out the CH3 hareline.
2. If you want to be put on or taken off the CH3 Hareline tell him.
3. We have new picture site that CH3 posts web dudes photos on.
F. Haberdashery could use new Haberdashery- Schwiiinga?
1. Very Low on Haberdashery we will make new shit in the cumming weeks.
2. Tank Tops and Dri-knit? We will be looking to get tech gear with our new haberdashery purchase.
G. RA's & circle: Calvin & Enema Canal
1. New songs?
H. Misc
1. Big Hump Green dress in March
2. Indyscent prom dress last weekend in April!!!
New Business
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Can't think of anything e-mail me if you wish to add anything here??
Happy Ass Grabber asked that the TH3 info be included on the CH3 website the CH3 MM has no problem with that and IT's TOO SOFT has been posting the info on the CH3 site for the past couple of months.
A. Budget- The Budget was approved by those present.
GM REPORT-
The pack made its way back to the bar and Calvin convened the circle. Crop Duster and KGB were the FRB's I believe and Cumma Slutra, our hare next week was the FBI. Rub My Disc brought us good tidings from Ohio and this new transplant promises to be back hashing with us in the near future. Mudsucker walked in hair disheveled after spending the morning on the couch watching the Bears and he will have a chili party on Saturday night. We had many twins today with Stab'em and Slab'em, Snatchsquatch, Just Kat, Up loader, and others wearing coordinated hash gear for today's run. Eventually the circle closed but that did not end the festivities for the day. We reconvened the circle at W'All Bangher request and brought in Just Ira for her naming. Many suggestions were made but she was finally named SOUR KROTCH by a 10 to 3 vote by those hashers present. This name was suggested because she made sauerkraut for the previous hash at W'All Bangher house. We will miss her as she returns to Germany this week.
Tuesday saw about 15 people gather at Party Central for an election party. More Tail, Just Taylor, Snatchsquatch, Chicken Stiffer, Poultry Fucker, Its Too Soft, Are they Real, and others were present for this momentous occasion. Hell we should have had an impromptu hash at 7 pm and a quick circle before the O'bama speech at 10 pm. Hopefully we will see a nice turn out at the Chili party at MUDSUCKERS on Saturday and congrats to Mr. O'bama I heard he may stop by for chili on Saturday.
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM
Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1569 10.26.08 @ Pumping Company – CH3 #1569 & Halloween Hash Joint Hash w/Second City
HASH TRASH
CHICAGO TALE OF THE TRAIL 10/26/08
Oct. 26, 2008 Pumping Company
HARES: Virtually Hung, Bloody thighs
VIRGINS: Just Kat
VISITORS: Cervix so laid, Barking Sphincter from Mars (Silicon Valley)
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Ez Sunday, Just Ira, W'All Bangher, Rhotan, Super Stuff'her, Menage a Twat, R-Tard-E, Horn-e, Soar Balls, Wrapper Snatcher, Porcelain God, Just I Lean, Mudsucker, Good Swallow, Sir Poops A Lot, Stupid Man, Stab'em and Slab'em, Virgin Banger, Buffalo Nuts, Rearguard, Crop Duster, Mouthful of Meat, More Tail, Rotten Whore, Motorwhora, Hoosier Daddy, Glory Hole, Cums on I Lean, Special Head, Bush Lite, Mount Schwiiiinga, Snatchsquatch, It's Too Soft, Poultry F*cker, Chicken Stiffer, Cumma Slutra, Just Allen, Calvin Klein, Batteries not Included, Dickens Cider, KGB, Magnetic Muff, The Enema Canal, Princess Labia, 69-cent Man, 2 tickets to pair-a-thighs, The Great Lochness Cockster, International Virgin, Kunta Kinta
TOTAL HASHERS- 54
The Hash stars were in alignment and the CH3 joined with 2nd city this past weekend for the annual Halloween Hash and celebrate CHICAGO HASHES 1569 hash!!!! The Hash saw roughly 55 hashers come out and run around the Rogers Park neighborhood. Many memorable costumes were worn. Our Hares Virtually Hung and Bloody Thighs were Elvis and a witch respectively and other memorable people were Glory Hole as Quimby the Mayor from the Simpson's or Mouthful of Meat looking like a ladybug. Horn-e and Rhotan stood together and came as Jack Lemon and Walter Matheiu from the movie "Grumpy Old Men". Just Ira was cute in her German beer wench outfit maybe we will name him this week before she leaves for Germany. It's too Soft made his usually political statement and came as a government bailout plan can you get George to send us some money for beer?? Cums on I Lean and Just I Lean reversed their roles and allowed Cums on I Lean to wear the pants in the family for one hash. We got everyone together outside and our obliging hares ran the circle giving mis-directions for our lovely pack to follow. I had to put my bag in the shag wagon so when I got back the pack was gone but Mount Schwiiiinga I heard was one of our FBI's today. Ménage a Twat and 2 Tickets to Pair Thighs were pirates out scouring the trail for a little booty on trail hopeful The Great Lochness Cockster obliged them later on in the night. KGB, Crop Duster, and Just I Lean seemed to be FRB's most of the day but Crop Duster was laying his own trail with a mysterious white powder trailing from his behind. Eventually we made our way to the on in which was the house/condo of KGB? Hashers sucked down beer and ate the sweets left out by our hares. The pack put a big stink into that place and like usually hashers we left soon after that.
We got back to the bar and were thankful for the $5 pitchers of beer that we drank. Calvin Klein and The Enema Canal got the circle going and the bar even opened the downstairs bars so pitchers could be refilled quickly. International Virgin was asked to flap for us and soon More Tail and Rotten Whore showed up in from trail, but did Rotten really run the trail in High Heels? Poultry Fucker was the birthday girl today which why we left early today. We had some visitors from Silicon Valley Cervix so Laid and Barking Sphincter Monkey. Princess Labia kept yelling buy breast fest gear but couldn't be heard over the yelling from Dickens Cider. R-Tard-E rode the short bus to the hash today and forgot his costume, and Virgin Banger wrote him a ticket for lack of hash spirit. There were many more people in attendance but I had to leave for someone's Birthday dinner see you this SUNDAY at NOON for the BEARS game 1 pm'ish for the Mismanagement Meeting and 2 pm for the hash
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM
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Hare(s): Virtually Hung & Bloody Thighs
Venue: Pumping Company - 6157 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite rumours that Joe the Plumber will endorse the CH3's upcoming hash tax plan.
This is Halloween so WEAR YOUR COSTUMES! Prizes for the best costumes and candy at the on-in
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Granville, walk West on Granville 1/2 block to Broadway and then 1/2 block South on Broadway to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 bus East to Berwyn Red Line. Red Line North to Granville, walk West on Granville 1/2 block to Broadway and then 1/2 block South on Broadway to da bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Broadway between Granville and Hood. Parking is usually quite plentiful for Broadway, being so far North.
Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1568 10.12.08 @ Stocks & Blondes – You Want Me To Do WHAT After the Marathon!!?? Hash
Hash Trash - Oct. 12, 2008
Chicago #1568 @ Stocks and Blondes
HARES: Mudsucker, Magnetic Muff, Glory Hole
VIRGINS: Just Taylor, Just Tina, Just Sadie
VISITORS: Balut & GDWB (Houston), Erin Go Buff ( Honolulu) Halley's Comet (Bell Scott), Designated Driver (Lansing), Belching Semen (Whitehouse hash)
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Hoosier Daddy, Ginger Snatch, Horn-e, Super Stuf'her Just I Lean, Cums On I Lean, R-Tard-E, Santchsquatch, Uploader, Just Shaina, Just Nicole, Just Joel, Just Alexis, Virtually Hung, Princess Labia, The Enema Canal, Discharged Seamen, Ez on the Ass, Cumma Slutra, Crop Duster, It's Too Soft, Wrapper Snatcher, The Porcelain God,
TOTAL HASHERS – 37
Today 37 hashers came out to the Sunday fun and some started even earlier that usually. The Hash activities started today with a few hashers making their way to 33rd and the Dan Ryan to cheer marathoners and hand out water and beer today. The first wave of runners really went for that water but the second wave were surprised and pleased to have that beer. The hash cleaned up around 1 pm and made their way via the Red line to the downtown starting point for the hash. Stocks and Blondes informed us that the keg would not work because the CO2 was out. I got them to give us 165 bottles of beer for the same price the $160 we were to pay for the keg and all was good.
Our hares today GLORY HOLE, MAGNETIC MUFF, and MUDSUCKER laid a trail with a turkey and eagle portion to it so our marathon runners could attend and other hashers could get a run in. JUST TAYLOR just in from Orlando joined us to day after being in Chicago for no more that 4 days. WE also met virgins JUST SADIE and JUST TINA in the bar celebrating JUST TINA's marathon finish. JUST SHAINA and I decided to watch peoples bags and the Bears game that they lost along with WRAPPER SNATCHER and eventual CROP DUSTER. I am glad I decided not to run because I meet BALUT and GDWB in from the Houston Hash for a couple of days but the could not stay for circle. BALUT has an interesting name look it up on line here
http://en.wikipedia .org/wiki/ Balut
The pack was off and the small crew inside the bar was joined by EZ on the ASS and CUMMA SLUTRA and we all waited for the rest of the pack to make their way around trail and join us. The FRB's were SNATCHSQUATCH and SUPER STUF'HER soon followed by CUMS on I LEAN and JUST I LEAN with his side kick R-TARD-E. BELCHING SEMEN announced her presence in a typical loud style which was echoed by ERIN GO BUFF in from Honolulu. I heard that HALLEY's COMET and JUST NICOLE loved the smell of the Chicago alleys they ran thru and even saw a rat or 2 along the way.
Today also saw the return of JUST ALEXIS our peeing queen who has been out the last several weeks because she hurt her knees somehow? THE ENEMA CANAL played the part of the RA and his side kick PRINCESS LABIA was faithfully at his side. UPLOADER was his usually loud self screaming obscenities and mooning the whole circle at least 20 times or was that the homeless guy outside the window? Over all we had a great time and will see you next week.
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM
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Hare(s): Mudsucker, Magnetic Muff & Glory Hole
Venue: Stocks & Blondes - 40 N. Wells
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the Cubs flaming out in the postseason without the aid of Steve Bartman. Sox are checked out too now. GO BEARS!! Better yet, GO BEERS!!!!
Four our post-marathon hash we're gonna buy a whole keg from the bar so come thirsty cuz this one's gonna leave a mark!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Washington & Wells, bar is like right by the L stop..
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Washington. Hoof it like four blocks West to Wells. Bar is by the Brown Line stop.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to da Loop and make your way to Washington & Wells. Look for a 6pm meter or pay $40 to park in a ramp, ya goof..