Chicago Hash #1623 9.21.09 @ O'Lanagan's
Hare(s): Pickup Hash - Hare is randomly selected and given a 10 min head start.
Venue: O'Lanagan's - 2335 W. Montrose Ave. Chicago (Lincoln Square)
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Par.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose 78 bus East to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park.
Driving 
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Montrose & Western, then one block East to Claremont. On street parking on the side streets is usually very not bad.
Chicago Hash #1621 9.6.08 @ Party Central SkyDeck 5th Annual Labor Day Hash
Hare(s): Fuji, Lifa and Super Stuff'Her
Venue: Party Central Skydeck - 933 W Wolfram St, rooftop (go up the back stairs) just Northeast of the Diversey Brown Line station
Hash Cash: Only $8 gets you more beer than you can shake a stick at, Labor Day BBQ cookout at the on in, some of the best urban shiggy trail to be found in Beverly Hills 60614, and lots Trixie/Chad sightings as you can never get enough "eye candy" on trail!
Just like we do every year for Memorial Day and Labor Day, we move the regular hash to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!!!
Your hares promise spectacular trail and beautiful weather here in the heart of the Lincoln Park "Green Zone" and a blowout postparty that will involve serious grilled foodstuffs and keg(s) on the SkyDeck! While not historically as much of a "foody affair" as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!
As a tribute to Labor Day, for those still standing we will be holding a hash-only Summer Outdoor Movie night on the SkyDeck after the hash as the HD projector and 110" diagonal screen showing the Mike Judge classic "Office Space".
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to ogan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.
Chicago Hash #1616 8.10.09 @ Red Line Tap "Who-Me Run for Swine Flu Hash"
Hare(s): Corn Star and 69 Cent Man
Venue: Red Line Tap - 7006 N. Glenwood Chicago
Hash Cash: $8 with $6.00 pitchers of Bud Light.
A T-shirt from Y-Me or the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer may be worn in lieu of Hash attire.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Morse, hoof it a block North on Glenwood to Lunt, bar is at Lunt & Glenwood.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 Bus East to the Berwyn Red Line, North on the Red Line to Morse, hoof it a block North on Glenwood to Lunt, bar is at Lunt & Glenwood.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Lunt & Glenwood. Parking is generally pretty good as long as you don't get too close to Sheridan (East) but I wouldn't recommend bringing the "nice car".
Chicago Hash #1615 8.3.09 @ Weed's
Hare(s): Just I Lean and Super Stuff'her
Venue: Weed's - 1555 N. Dayton, Chicago
Hash Cash: $8
More hashing in the Green Zone... yeah!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to to North Clyborn. Walk one block straight South on Dayton to Weed St. Guess how the bar got its name.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Damen, North Ave #72 bus East to Dayton. Walk one block straight South on Dayton to Weed St.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dayton & Weed. Parking is usually better to the South as you get closer to Cabrini Green, for some odd reason.
Chicago Hash #1606 6.27.09 @ Moody's – Cubs/Sox Hash Bash CH3 Summer Saturdays #2
Hare(s): Wall Bang'Her, Fuji, Snatchsquatch & R Tard E
Venue: Moody's Pub - 5910 N Broadway St
Hash Cash: $8 includes a keg and more food than you can shake a stick at!
Well the same team that brought you our Hashtoberfest blowout for the final CH3 Summer Saturday Hash last Fall (Wall, Fuji & Snatch - we have replaced the lovely Sour Krotch with the somewhat less lovely R Tard!) are back again to bring you the First Annual Cub/Sox Hash Bash!!
This year worlds collide as Fuji’s annual Cubs/Sox gamewatching party on the SkyDeck becomes a hash event on the Lakefront in Rogers Park featuring a keg and lavish BBQ at Wall Bang’Her’s lakefront Casa On-In. And we also introduce the hash to a new bar, Moody’s where one of our lovely hashers works, Anal Assault.
This will be an A-B run featuring no fewer than THREE BEER STOPS, at least one KEG and a FREE FOOD SPREAD to rival your Thanksgiving dinner… all for the same $8 REGULAR HASH CASH!!! You can’t beat this with a stick!!!!
Hash attire for the day will be Cubs or Sox shirts (and of course Hash shirts) and whatever other Cubs/Sox bling you have.
After the circle - people are free to go swimming in the lake if they want to as there is a beach right next door… so bathing suits are optional.*
*Note: The Illinois Department of Natural Resources does NOT recommend swimming commando in Rainbow Trout-infested waters.
This will be an A-B run featuring no fewer than three beer stops, at least one keg and a spread to rival your Thanksgiving dinner... all for the same $8 regular hash cash!!! You can't beat this with a stick!!!!
Note also due to the Cubs/Sox game starting at 3:05 the start time of the hash will be meet at NOON, ON OUT at 12:30PM!!!
After the circle - people are free to go swimming in the lake if they want to... so bathing suits are optional.*
*Note: The Illinois Department of Natural Resources does NOT recommend swimming commando in Rainbow Trout-infested waters.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Thorndale, hoof it a half block East to Broadway, bar is a half bar South on Broadway.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 Bus East to Berwyn Red Line, Red Line North to Thorndale, hoof it a half block East to Broadway, bar is a half bar South on Broadway..
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Broadway & Thorndale. Bar is South of Thorndale just North of Rosedale.
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++>> CH3 #1607 Monday 6/29/2009 @7pm - Mt Schwiiinga @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1608 Monday 7/6/2009 @7pm - Rotten Whore & Odor Eater @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1609 Monday 7/13/2009 @7pm - Just Genesis @ TBA
++>> 9th Annual Power of the Pussy Pre-Lube @ Finn McCool's - 15 W Division
++>> CH3 #1610 Saturday 7/18/2009 @2pm - 9th Power of the Pussy Hash @ Manhattan's Bar - 415 S Dearborn St
++>> CH3 #1611 Sunday 7/19/2009 @ Noon - 9th Annual Power of the Pussy Hangover Hash @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1612 Monday 7/20/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1613 Summer Saturdays #3 Saturday 7/25/2009 @2pm - Fuji @ Party Central SkyDeck - Taste of Lincoln Ave Fest Hash
++>> CH3 #1614 Monday 7/27/29/2009 @7pm - R Tard E & White Trash @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1615 Monday 8/3/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1616 Monday 8/10/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1617 Monday 8/17/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1618 Monday 8/24/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1619 Summer Saturdays #4 Saturday 8/29/2009 @2pm - Checking - Greek Fest Hash
++>> CH3 #1620 Monday 8/31/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1621 Sunday 9/6/2009 @2pm - Fuji & TBA @ 5th Annual Labor Day Hash on the Party Central SkyDeck
Several PRIME dates are still available but won't last long so please email our hare razrs (Batteries Not Included or Mouthful of Meat) to sign up and hare! Please also get your venue info to the web dude and hotline dude well in advance of your event. Out-of-town visitors especially appreciate advance notice! Increased turnout @ your hash is another bonus!
And wanna see the really far out stuff - here's the Chicago Hash House Harriers Long Lead Calendar to 2025
Chicago Hash #1605 6.22.08, 7pm @ O'Lanagans – Fisty's Birthday and THE Chicago HHH 31st Anniversary Hash
Chicago Hash #1605 6.22.09
33 hashers in attendance
The 31st Anniversary of Hashing in Chicago rolls on with its sixth of nine consecutive days of hashing, this time with the Chicago H3 returning to O'Lanagan's in Lincoln Square. Even more exciting is the fact that this particular run represents the birthday hash for our very own Fistful of Pricks - never mind the fact that Fistful of Pricks' birthday was actually the day before, a day she spent in a car riding back from visiting Sin City, but that's neither here nor there. Apparently Fistful of Pricks' presence in Sin City was enough to convince Lexington hasher Crotch Thumper to drive up and spend several days with us here in the Windy City - hopefully we'll see some more of her this weekend, as she's in town this week before heading to the Michigan Interhash.
The pack knew the moment that Fistful of Pricks came back from laying trail that this would be an especially shitty trail, since she had left with a full tub of colors chalk and returned with only a few pieces of it missing. Great. Despite the fact that Fistful of Pricks had so much chalk, only one piece was handed out to the pack in order to sweep trail, so not only would the trail be shitty, it would also follow in the great Chicago tradition of not being swept either. Brilliant. Following the short and sweet chalk talk, trail quickly went south from the bar before hitting the first check after only a few blocks - thanks to Fistful of Pricks actually hiding marks and ducking around corners, the first check actually took the front running bastards like Bloody Asshole more than ten seconds to solve. The pack ducked down several alleyways and made their way towards Lincoln when several late arrivals made their presence known by passing the rest of the pack - despite the fact that Front Running Blonde and Glory hOle were carrying their shag along with them on trail thanks to their not being familiar with the fact that CH3 leaves at 7:30 each and every week in the summer.
Eventually the pack found the second check, and just like the first check it was actually designed to keep the pack together and not because the hare was bored and realized they hadn't laid a check in a while - unfortunately most of the pack was left standing at the check with the recently returned Super Stuff'her, who couldn't stop talking about how excited he was that his pimp Just I Lean was finally going to be returning from Spain. Yeah, telling everyone about how you're going to be camping out at Just I Lean's mom's house waiting for him to get home is a nice way to sound super creepy, Stuff'her. Eventually true trial was found heading in a general south and east direction and the pack was once again off. Eventually I found myself once again at the back of the pack along with Crotch Thumper and R Tard E (who was only slightly less excited about Just I Lean's return than Super Stuff'her). Thanks to Snatchsquatch keeping his eyes open, this mini-pack of DFLs was able to notice when Salty Gash suddenly veered off trail to the north - strange, her boy toy Shiggy Packing Half-Fag Screwnicorn Dolphin lives in the neighborhood and wasn't at chalk talk - I SMELL A SHORTCUTTING BASTARD! Sure enough, after a few short blocks, trail was once again found and the DFLs had caught up to the trio of Hoosier Daddy, More Tail, and Asscapades. The trail eventually made its way back west to Damen and north towards Lawrence, before ducking into the alleyway near the home of Hasher of a Thousand Names. Thanks to the suddenly warm weather (summer, in June? who knew?), several harriettes even decided to give the older hashers a trill by stripping down to their sports bars - Horn E would like to thank Just Kelly and Slippery Box for giving him the closest thing he's had to an erection in years!
After the beer stop the pack slowly made their way back to the bar and was greeted by Its Too Soft and Just Steve, who apparently couldn't be troubled to run trail on this find evening. Circle was called quickly called by the duo of Chicken Stiff'her and Snatchsquatch and copious amounts of alcohol were consumed (except by Horn E, who quickly ducked out of the bar, continuing his hundred-year old boycott of O'Lanagan's) - despite her late arrival and added weight of her bag, Front Running Blond managed to live up to her name and won the hash (the gazelle that is Free VD had better watch out, as it appears that he now has some competition for the biggest racist of the hash). After hearing some grumbling about the naming of sucK a nana last week, all of the unnamed hashers were pulled into the circle, with the promise that one of them was going to be named this evening - after a few rounds of eliminating hashers, the circle called out that it was officially time to name Just Shaina, and so the RAs were forced to comply (as if that wasn't Snatchsquatch's plan in the first place). Since Just Shaina was not very cooperative in offering up information about herself, the circle had very little to go on, but eventually the name Soul Taco was suggested and it quickly won approval from the crowd. Circle was then closed and Glory hOle decided to yell out that the RAs had missed his new shoes, so circle was immediately re-convened, Glory hOle's shoe was forcibly removed, but instead of drinking his beer from his shoe Glory hOle instead decided to pour it out over his head - twice. EZ On The Hash would be proud.
On-On,
Snatchsquatch
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Hare(s): Fistful of Pricks
Venue: O'Lanagan's - 2335 W. Montrose
Hash Cash: $8
This is the OFFICIAL 31st Anniversary Hash of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers who have been running and drinking in Chicago since 1978. Accept no cheap imitations, THIS is the real deal.
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Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM- Emeritus
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose 78 bus East to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park..
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Montrose & Western, then one block East to Claremont. On street parking on the side streets is usually very not bad.
++>> CH3 #1606 Summer Saturdays #2 Saturday 6/27/2009 @2pm - Wall Bang'Her and Fuji @ Moody's
++>> CH3 #1607 Monday 6/29/2009 @7pm - Mt Schwiiinga @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1608 Monday 7/6/2009 @7pm - Rotten Whore & Odor Eater @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1609 Monday 7/13/2009 @7pm - Just Genesis @ TBA
++>> 9th Annual Power of the Pussy Pre-Lube @ Finn McCool's - 15 W Division
++>> CH3 #1610 Saturday 7/18/2009 @2pm - 9th Power of the Pussy Hash @ Manhattan's Bar - 415 S Dearborn St
++>> CH3 #1611 Sunday 7/19/2009 @ Noon - 9th Annual Power of the Pussy Hangover Hash @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1612 Monday 7/20/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1613 Summer Saturdays #3 Saturday 7/25/2009 @2pm - Fuji @ Party Central SkyDeck - Taste of Lincoln Ave Fest Hash
++>> CH3 #1614 Monday 7/27/29/2009 @7pm - R Tard E & White Trash @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1615 Monday 8/3/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1616 Monday 8/10/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1617 Monday 8/17/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1618 Monday 8/24/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1619 Summer Saturdays #4 Saturday 8/29/2009 @2pm - Checking - Greek Fest Hash
++>> CH3 #1620 Monday 8/31/2009 @7pm - Checking @ TBA
++>> CH3 #1621 Sunday 9/6/2009 @2pm - Fuji & TBA @ 5th Annual Labor Day Hash on the Party Central SkyDeck
Several PRIME dates are still available but won't last long so please email our hare razrs (Batteries Not Included or Mouthful of Meat) to sign up and hare! Please also get your venue info to the web dude and hotline dude well in advance of your event. Out-of-town visitors especially appreciate advance notice! Increased turnout @ your hash is another bonus!
And wanna see the really far out stuff - here's the Chicago Hash House Harriers Long Lead Calendar to 2025
Chicago Hash #1603 Monday 6.8.09 @ Stocks & Blondes
Hare(s): R Tard E & Asscapades
Venue: Stocks & Blondes - 40 N. Wells
Hash Cash: $8
The CH3 returns to the Loop!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Washington & Wells, bar is like right by the L stop.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Washington. Hoof it like four blocks West to Wells. Bar is by the Brown Line stop.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to da Loop and make your way to Washington & Wells. Look for a 6pm meter or pay $40 to park in a ramp, ya goof.
Chicago Hash #1601 5.30.09 @ Casa de Poultry, German Maifest Hash
The Tale of the Trail
May 30, 2009
Chicago Hash #1601
VENUE: Casa de Poultry F*cker
HARES: Just Shaina, Poultry F*cker
VIRGINS: Just Jen, Just Maggie
VISITORS: Just Lehka- Sin city, Working Member- CowTown Hash
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Fistful of Pricks, Just Terri, Just Brad, Snatchsquatch, One Handed Typist, Free VD, Motor Whore-A, Lifa, Just Steve, Shiggy Piggy Gang Bang, Stupid Man, Lochness Cockster, Two Tickets to a Pair Thighs, Magnetic Muff, Its Too Soft, More Tail, Virgin Banger, Renta Virgin, Dirty Sanchez (Genesis), Salty Gash, Mouthful of Meat, Ice Princess, Just Jerome, R-Tard-E, Sperm Burb
TOTAL HASHERS – 32 Hashers a cat named Frisky and a dog named Zoe
The first Chicago Saturday hash this year was a smashing success. POULTRY F*CKER opened up her house and allowed 32 hashers to invade it for 5 hours much Like her Co-hare, JUST SHAINA did for us on Thanksgiving Day last year. The hash was greeted with a full keg of 312 Goose Island Beer on her back porch, which many enjoyed a beer or two from before the run commenced at 2:30 pm. The weather was the best the Chicago Hash has had this year. 78-degrees and partly sunny as opposed to partly cloudy. We had two visitors in this day from O-HI-O that were glad we had a weekend Chicago hash because they couldn’t come on Monday. Working Member was from the Cowtown hash and is good friends with Broken Rubber, Pup Tent, and Sausage Stew who visited us last year during POP. We also had Just Lehka in from Sin City, a place some of us will visit on June 19-21st to see the Sox and hash with our regional kennel in Cincinnati, OH. JUST LEHKA brought a Romanian virgin named JUST MAGGIE and WORKING MEMBER brought his sister, a virgin, JUST JEN to run with us too.
Our Hares gave a quick chalk talk and explained the marks to visitors and virgins and then after a 2-minute delay the pack was off. FREE VD, LIFA, and JUST STEVE quickly became the FRB’s of the pack and LOCHNESS COCKSTER quickly joined them at the front of the pack. Trail followed a southerly path meandering here and there until we got to Addison, where we crossed against heavy CUBS traffic going to the 3 pm game. Trail here went west to the corner of Addison and Western where there was a check. The FRB’s got caught in a circle jerk around Lane Tech HS while the back of the pack got the benefit of their trail knowledge allowing ONE HANDED TYPIST, JUST MAGGIE, JUST LEHKA, MAGNETIC MUFF, and JUST BRAD to short cut the circle and run north towards Irving Park thru the WGN studio area.
POULTRY had the back of the pack short cut the trail after FISTFUL of PRICKS lead them on a wild goose chase on a wrong trail but eventually we all made it to the Beer stop in Horner Park near Montrose. Zoe looked like she was dragging VB into the beer stop or was it the other way around? JUST SHAINA and JUST JEROME had beer and water ready for us when the pack came back together. We chatted and drank for about 15 minutes and then we were on out for the keg of 312 at POULTRY’s place. SPERM BURB followed me in and we got the keg re-tapped ready for the pack behind us. FREE VD again was one of the first to make it to the ON-IN where we meet STUPID MAN and MOUTHFUL of MEAT waiting for us.
The Hares were quickly back and JUST JEROME got on the grill cooking some delicious beer brats for us as CHICKEN got the circle going. Our FRB’s were TWO TIKS, LIFA, and FREE VD, or the human gazelle. Our DFL was FISTFUL of PRICKS and our NRB’s were STUPID and MOUTHUL of MEAT. The RA got a huge down-down for great weather and the hares got numerous down-downs for the shitty trail, great food, and bad beer? Obviously we introduced the virgins of today and JUST JEN and JUST MAGGIE did the down-down or in JUST MAGGIE’s case a down-down BJ? ICE PRINCESS was busy swearing of Mothers Milk for the rest of his life during the circle and MOTOR WHORE-A was the beer wench for the day. The food was finally cooked so we closed circle and ate brats, beer, chips, potato salad, and Caesar salad.
After dinner we finally killed the Keg and finally got over to Maifest around 8 pm in Lincoln Square where we exchanged 312 beer for Hofbrau beer for the night. Hopefully next year we will have as good a time as we did this year see you Monday at the B-day hash for Santchsquatch.
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM Emeritus
Hare(s): Poultry F*cker and Just Shaina
Venue: Casa De Poultry - 2241 W. Ainslie just EAST of Western
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western & East on Ainslie a couplea blocks.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, take the Lawrence 81 East to Western, hoof it North on Western and East on Ainslie.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Western & Ainslie.
Chicago Hash #1600 5.24.09, 2pm @ Claddaugh Ring – 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash
Venue: A-B starting at Claddagh Ring - 2306 W. Foster (Western Brown Line Stop)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $18 this will get you great food and lots of great GOOSE ISLAND BEER and a free #1600 shirt for the first 50 hashers to sign up!
Kick off Summer 2009 the right way with the 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Virgins’ casa. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER, tons of great food and party games to keep those whose Ritalin perscriptions have run out entertained! !
• A –B run The B will be at CASA DE VIRGIN BANGER and RENTA VIRGIN
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus East to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Foster & Oakley.
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• COST= $18 this will get you great food and lots of Beer Maybe a t-shirt?? The prepaids who hit the deadline will get shirts, after that it's a roll of the dice! But for 18 bucks where else in Chicago can you get this kind of all-day entertainment?? The defense rests.
• Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night)
http://www.lpndaysi nn.com/index2. html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/
• Also a few hashers have offered up some Crash space so lease e-mail me if you wish to go this route chickenstiffer@ gmail.com
http://www.megabus. com/us/ For vistors who wish to travel for cheap.
CHICAGO HASH #1600 $18 Until May 1st $22 until May 10th $26 Until May 23rd and Finally $30 at the DOOR!!
If you pay via Paypal, including PayPal fees the prices are $18.82 until 5/1, $22.94 until 5/10, $27.05 Until May 23rd
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Chicken Stiffer & Erin Go Buff
CH3-GM's
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to .
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to .
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to .
Chicago Hash #1598 Monday 5.11.09 @ Kelly's Pub
HASH TRASH
May 11, 2009
Chicago Hash #1598
VENUE: Kelly’s Pub- LIFA’s 1,000 Hash
HARES: LIFA, Erin GO Buff
VIRGINS: Just Pablo, Just Ashley, Just Laurel
VISITORS: Pussy in Boots and Just Norma New York
HASHERS: Just Christine, R-tard-E, Snatchsquatch, Poultry F*cker, Chicken Stiffer, Ice Princess, Just Steve, Horn-e, Fistful of Pricks, Hoosier Daddy, Mouthful of Meat, Hot Pants, Just Willow, Asscapades, Shiggy Packer/Half Fag, Lower Whackoff, Cheesus, Just Job, Ginger Snatch, Just Amy, Calvin Klein, Batteries No Included, Motor Whore-a
TOTAL HASHERS – 30
The hash was free today for those that showed up to run because LIFA was willing to cover everyone’s hash cash that showed to run his shitty trail. 30 hashers showed up for this memorable LIFA run. ERIN GO BUFF was his co-hare and he had to borrow $20 from me before the hash began to pay for the beer stop. That makes it a net loss for me before I even ran of $12!! Its funny to note that even though I put out that there was free parking under the EL next to the bar that most people choose to park on the street. GINGER SNATCH and JUST AMY two latecomers were the only ones to use the free parking that night and they were then able to catch up with the pack. The hares laid this one live and the beer stop was at the house of CHEESUS where JUST ASHLEY, a virgin, lay in wait to give the pack their beer. WE gave the hares 15 minutes cranium start and they really only needed ten-minutes. While they left we conducted a short chalk talk with our 2 virgins and at the correct time the hash was out.
I stayed behind to guard bags and point latecomers like the above-mentioned GINGER and really latecomers CALVIN and BATTERIES in the right direction on trial. Back at the bar MOTOR WHOR-a showed up and we watched the beginning of what would turn out to be an awesome BLACKHAWKS game before the pack returned to conduct circle.
When the pack did return our FRB was ICE PRINCESS followed in by GINGER SNATCH as our FBI. Kevin Kelly, the owner of the place, treated the pack to a case of Berghoff beer in the back donated to the hash. We also had pitchers of beer for down-downs, which were skillful brought to the circle by HALF FAG and MOTOR WHORE-A or beer wenches for the night. We said hello to JUST NORMA and PUSS IN BOOTS, in from NY, who said they never heard so many songs before in circle. We were kept informed of the Hawks score and knew it was 3-3 after the 2nd period. LIFA was brought in numerous times for his 1000th run and shitty trail but when one hare drank all hares drank so ERIN GO BUFF drank with him. CALVIN got angry at SNATCHSQUATCH because SNATCH accused him of screwing up a song so CALVIN made SNATCH drink but CALVIN had to drink with him because when one RA drink all RA’s drink. JUST CHRISTINE who survived Polish Constitution Day made it for her 2nd hash and even has paid for Memorial Day Hash.
Some reboots that made it out today included LOWER WHACKOFF, JUST AMY, GINGER SNATCH, HOT PANTS, and CHEESUS. BATTERIES birthday is this week and she turns 21 and can finally drink legally with the hash. Finally we did get around to JUST PABLO, JUST LAUREL, and JUST ASHLEY our virgins for the night. We welcomed them and they seemed pleased with the events that took place this night. MAKE sure you sign up for the Chicago Hash #1600!!! Eventually the circle ended and most ran inside to catch the end of the hawk’s game, which we now know, ended in a 7-5 score with the Hawks winning.
After the game, a circle was reconvened with the intention of naming JUST GENESIS, HALF FAG, SHIGGY PACKER, Shiggy Shagger (in Horn-e’s write up from red dress), so many names for one hasher. CH3 hashers for the last couple of weeks have been asking to rename him because people who didn’t even know him at a Moon Hash named him, and they wanted to be involved in the naming process. He also was named due to an incident that took place on a CH3 trail so we took a quick vote from those present like ICE PRINCESS, SALTY, MOTOR, SNATCH, ASSCAPADE, CHICKEN, FISTFUL of PRICKS, MOUTHFUL of MEAT, and HOOSIER DADDY, and the vote was unanimous in favor of renaming him. JUST GENESIS was also in favor of being renamed in the CH3 hash, why he was named at the moon hash in the first place, no one knows? Suggestions of Half Fag, velicaraptor, t-rex, sideways cocksucker were suggested but ultimately JUST GENESIS is now “SCREWUNICORN to a DOLPHIN,” Good luck with that one!
Next week the hash will be at “THE SPOT” and hared by visitors PIED PIPER and SKUNK CHASER from KC. The Spot is near the corner of Broadway and Montrose.
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM
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Hare(s): Erin Go Buff & Lifa
Venue: Kelly's Pub - 949 W. Webster Ave
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it two blocks South to Webster, Kelly’s is right next to the L tracks, like Party Central, except much closer.
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From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, hoof it a block and half North to Fullerton, take the Fullerton #74 bus East to Sheffield, hoof it two blocks South to Webster, Kelly’s is right next to the L tracks.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to whilst dodging Chicago’s ever-increasing supply of potholes and cruise to the intersection of Sheffield and Webster. Look for whatever parking you can find tho not much is good around there. Side streets are Zone 143 Permit after 6pm. If you wish to drive you are in luck Kelly's has parking next to the building under the el. Best way to access this is to use Sheffield if going north turn right in the alley right before you see Webster. Make a left under the EL and park your car. If you are cumming from the North Cross Webster and make an immediate left into the alley and park under the el on the left side. CARS MUST BE MOVED by MIDNIGHT!!!