Chicago HHH Run #1736 Monday 8/1 – 7:00 PM @ Weeds
Chicago HHH Run #1736
Monday 8/1 - 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E
Venue: Weeds - 1555 N. Dayton St
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Hash Cash: $8
Event: The 3rd Annual White Trash Hash
From da GM: R Tard E makes his triumphant return to haring to lay trail for the 3rd Annual White Trash Hash. You are encouraged to dress up as if you grew up in a trailer park, or somewhere South of the Mason-Dixon Line for this puppy.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to North/Clyborn. Head South on Dayton.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to the Loop, transfer to the Red Line heading towards Howard. Get off the Red Line at North/Clyborn. Head South on Dayton.
Driving 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to North/Clyborn and fight through the Apple Store traffic to find a parking space.
2011 Power of the Pussy Pre-Lube 7.8.11 – 8pm @ Joe’s
Chicago HHH 2011 Power of the Pussy Pre-Lube
Friday 7/8 - 8:00 PM
Venue: Joe's Bar - 940 W. Weed St
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Hash Cash: $20
The hash will have it own private section of the patio down at Joe's for our Pre-Lube - $20 gets you three hours of drinking (so show up early). Come dressed as your "alter ego." The Peter Parker to your Spider-Man or the Clark Kent to your Super Man.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to North/Clyborn. Fight through the horde outside the Apple Store and head West on North Ave, then South on Fremont, and West again on Weed.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to the Loop, transfer to the Red Line heading towards Howard, Red Line to North/Clyborn, Fight through the horde outside the Apple Store and head West on North Ave, then South on Fremont, and West again on Weed.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Weed and Fremont, then spend ten hours trying to find parking.
Chicago HHH Run #1730 Saturday 7/10 – 3:00 PM @ Sully’s House
Chicago HHH Run #1730
Saturday 7/10 - 3:00 PM
Hare: Power of the Pussy Ladies!
Venue: Sully's House - 1501 N. Dayton
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Hash Cash: $50 (Pre-Rego for cheaper here)
Event: 11th Annual Power of the Pussy!
Starting off at 3pm (on out at 3:30), the trail will have lots of great urban shiggy, multiple beer stops and themed games and challenges. The on-in will feature a summer BBQ buffet, multiple kegs of beer, and all the fun and shenangian's you'd expect.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to North/Clyborn. Fight through the horde at the Apple Store, then head South on Dayton. Walk two blocks.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Loop, transfer to Red Line and head towards Howard. Red Line to North/Clyborn. Fight through the horde at the Apple Store, then head South on Dayton. Walk two blocks.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Dayton and Blackhawk. Remember the Stanley Cup as you search for parking for three hours.
Chicago HHH Run #1731 Sunday 7/10 – 12:00 PM @ DFL Haus
Chicago HHH Run #1731
Sunday 7/10 - 12:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & Fistful of Pricks
Venue: DFL Haus - 2208 W. Diversey Ave Unit M
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Hash Cash: $8
Event: Power of the Pussy Hangover Hash!
From the hare: Foofdeck. What more do you need?
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview:Brown Line to Diversey. Hop on the #76 Diversey Bus headed West towards Harlem. Exit at Logan Blvd. Head back East to the gated community across from the bowling alley. Type in a hasher's favorite frosty beverage into the keypad.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western. Hop on the #49 Western Bus headed North. Exit at Diversey.Head back East to the gated community across from the bowling alley. Type in a hasher's favorite frosty beverage into the keypad.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Logan.
Chicago HHH Run #1729 Sunday 7/3 – 2:00 PM @ Casa de W’All Banger
Chicago HHH Run #1729
Sunday 6/3 - 2:00 PM
Hare: W'All Banger & Unnamed Co-Conspirators
Venue: Casa de W'All Banger - 1304 W. Birchwood Ave
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Hash Cash: $10
Event: 4th of July Weekend Hash
From the hare: The Chicago Hash returns to Casa de W'All Banger once again for our annual 4th of July Weekend hash - in years past we've had good shitty trails with multiple beer stops, an outdoor circle right on the lake, a raft to float on, and fireworks in the evening! Note the date change, as we'll be running on Sunday, the 3rd, just like we do for Memorial Day. Also, please note the slight price increase, as the previous raft that W'All Banger supplied was destroyed by us last year and we need to help her get a new one so that we can have hilarious photos of sunburnt Lifa and R Tard floating on it again this year!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Jarvis, hoof it East on Jarvis to Sheridan, then North on Sheridan to Birchwood, then East. If you hit a Great Lake you've gone too far.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Loop, transfer to the Red Line. Follow instructions above.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Sheridan and Birchwood.
The 11th Annual “Super” Power of the Pussy Hash
What's that up in the sky? A bird? A plane? No, its the 11th Annual "Super" Power of the Pussy Hash! Come join the Chicago Hash House Harriers on July 8th, 9th, and 10th as we hand the keys to the kingdom over to the ladies of PoP once again!
Friday, July 8th - Pre-Lube (dress as your "alter ego") - Start the weekend off right with a 3-hour (8-11pm) drink deal for $20 . We'll be at Joe's on Weed (940 W. Weed), in a reserved section in their awesome outdoor patio. Show up as your "alter-ego." The Peter Parker to your Spider Man, the "Bruce Banner" to your Hulk.
Saturday, July 9th - Main Event (Rego includes T-Shirt, beer, food) - Sully's (1501 N. Dayton). Starting off at 3pm (on out at 3:30), the trail will have lots of great urban shiggy, multiple beer stops and themed games and challenges. The on-in will feature a summer BBQ buffet, multiple kegs of beer, and all the fun and shenangian's you'd expect. Registration before June 23rd also gets you a tech t-shirt.
Sunday, July 10th - Hangover Hash: DFL Haus (2208 W. Diversey). Foofdeck. What more do you need? Regular hash cash. ($8)
May 2nd - May 9th ('til midnight) - Limited engagement early registration: $35.
May 10th - June 9th - $40.
June 10th - 20th $45 (T-shirt deadline)
June 21 - July 9 - $45. Shirt not guaranteed. In cash at the hashes or via paypal (+$2).
Who Is Coming?
Sin Calzones - CH3
Fistful of Pricks - CH3
Dark Side of the Poon - CH3
Snatchsquatch - CH3
Salty Gash - CH3
Glory Hole - CH3
Corn Star - CH3
Taste The Rainbow - CH3
Two Girls, One Cupcake - CH3
Asscapades - CH3
O'Shitty Runch - CH3
Just Ehhh - CH3
RTard E - CH3
Just Fallyn - CH3
10 Dix with Wings - CH3
Magnetic Muff - CH3
Hump Me Dump Me - CH3
Cum In My Assfault - CH3
Finger Picking Good - Little Rock H3
Just Adriana - CH3
Batteries Not Included - CH3
Calvin Klein - CH3
WJew40 - CH3/OBH3
Stab 'Em & Slab 'Em -CH3
Just Mark - homeless
Uploader - CH3
Soggy Deposits - CH3
Soul Taco - CH3
Orgy Cum Dumpster - Big Hump HHH
Stink Palm - Big Hump HHH
Dewey Sexual System - Big Hump HHH
Disco Ass - STLH3
It's too Soft - Waukesha (SUCKS!)
Rotten Whore - CH3
Mount Schwiiinga - CH3
Sandy Syphilis - CH3
Just Julie - CH3
Crop Duster - CH3
Goat Flow Opa/Just Nancy - CH3
TampOn-TampOff - CH3
Tell it to My Nipples - CH3
The Dark Kunt - CH3
Wang Chunks - CH3
Tinkle Trotsky - CH3
Half Fag - CH3
Dr. Fudge Knuckles - CH3
Beer Spill Valdez - CH3
Chicago HHH Run #1723 MEMORIAL DAY HASH Sunday 5/29 – 1:00 PM A-B @ O’Lanagan’s
Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Lifa, Calvin Klein and Rent a Virgin
Venue: O'Lanagans - 2335 W. Montrose Ave
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Hash Cash: $35 until May 23 and $40 until the Day of the Event!!!
Kick off Summer 2011 the right way with the largest Hash Memorial Day Celebration in the Midwest - the 7th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Dank Haus. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER and tons of great food. Dry Fit T-Shirts will be provided for those whose registration is RECEIVED by May 23rd, so order online to reserve your shirt! If you'd like a women's sized T-Shirt please indicate your sex when you fill in your Hash Name or e-mail snatchsquatchchicago@gmail.com
Sunday May 29 at 1 pm, on-out promptly at 1:30 pm
- Hares: Virgin Banger, Smell This, Lifa, Calvin Klein and Rent a Virgin
- LOCATION: O’Lanagan’s bar, at 2335 West Montrose Avenue, Chicago
- A –B run The B will be at DANK-HAUS 4740 N. Western Ave. Chicago Cost = $35 this will get you great food, and Metropolitan Brewing Company Beer!!! plus a T-shirt (please indicate when registering if you would like a Men's or Women's size shirt)
- Hash Hotels: Arlington House (~$50 night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/
Virgin Banger - CH3
Rent-A-Virgin - CH3
Smell This - CH3
Calvin Klein - CH3
Lifa - CH3
Crop Duster - CH3
Snatchsquatch - CH3
R Tard E - CH3
Two Girls, One Cupcake - CH3
Fistful of Pricks - CH3
Taste The Rainbow - CH3
Fishlips - IndyScent
Show Me Your Tits - IndyScent
Soul Taco - CH3
Licker Leash - TH3
Corn Star - CH3
Chicken Stiffer - CH3
Poultry Fucker - CH3
The Dark Kunt - TH3
Sin Calzones - CH3
Dark Side of the Poon - CH3
Back Door County - CH3
Salty Gash - CH3
Dicken's Cider - 2CH3
Disco Ballz - CH3
Wee Willy Nelson - Samurai H3
Wizard Sleeves - CH3
Soggy Deposits - CH3
Uploader - CH3
Thor - Gypsies SFH3
Horn E - Bushman H3
Beer Spill Valdez - CH3
Spitters R' Quitters - Homeless
WJew40 - CH3
Fuck Me On Porpoise - CH3
Ass Capades - CH3
Mt. Schwiiinga - CH3
Glory Hole - CH3
Just Miguel - Homeless
No Fucking Hash Name Melanie - C2H5OH
Bang Me, Blow Me, Get Me Off - TH3
Tinkle Trotsky - TH3
Half Fag - TH3
M'Alice - Vancouver H3
Cum In My Assfault - CH3
Just Steve - CH3
Just Fallyn - CH3
Just Mike - Homeless
TMI General - MOA2H3
Smper Pi - MOA2H3
W'All Bang Her - CH3
Whoreo - 2CH3
Bubbles, The Sad Beer Clown - 2CH3
Bloody Thighs - CH3
Are They Real - CH3
Howl At The Moon - Madrid H3
Just David - Homeless
Stab 'Em & Slab 'Em - CH3
Just Mark - Homeless
Ballsalotapus - CH3
Happy Ass Grabber - TH3
Just Reed - CH3
Uncle John - Toledo Mud Hens H3
Blue Balls - CH3
International Virgin - Big Dogs H3
Earnest Cummingway - CH3
Rhotan - 2CH3
Hoosier Daddy - CH3
Its Too Soft - CH3
Just Do Me Slowly - CH3
Just Frank - CH3
Just Nancy - CH3
Just Ben - CH3
Just Ian - TMH3
TampOn-TampOff - TH3
PlattyPussy - TH3
Just Ashley - CH3
Cum In My Nurse - CH3
SNAIL MAIL ORDERING:
HASH NAME___________________________________Kennel_____________ Shirt size ________
E-mail____________________________________________ phone ___________________________
Make checks payable to:
Kelli Brannan
1850 N. Clark St. #1906
Chicago, IL 60614
2011 Hash Ball 2.26.11 – 7pm @ Kirkwood
Hey Wanks!
Here are the details for this year's Hash Ball:
Who: CH3, et al
What: Come out and enjoy food and drink with your fellow hashers as we welcome a new GM. Dress as your favorite TV star or dress to impress. We've got a $35 package that includes ALL draft beer, well liquor, wine, soda AND some select bottomless apps.
When: February 26, 7-1o p.m.
Where: Kirkwood Bar & Grill (2934 N. Sheffield - corner of Sheffield & Oakdale)
Why: Just any old excuse to get together without having to worry about some pesky trail.
How to pay: Either in person (at a hash or at the door) or by paypal. Add $2 for paypal fees.
How (to get there)
CTA - Brown Line to Wellington, walk west to Sheffield then down a block or so or Red Line to Belmont and walk West to Sheffield and three blocks South to Oakdale. The bar is on the west side of the street at the corner of Sheffield & Oakdale. You can also take the Diversey 76 bus East to Sheffield and walk three blocks North to Oakdale.
Driving - I don't recommend it because a) you'll be drinking and b) it's Lincoln Park on Saturday night.
Chicago #1699 Sat 12/18 @ 2pm – Great Chicago Anthrax Scare and Hash IX & Santa Hat Run
Event: The 9th Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat RunFrom the organizers: Includes a Hazmat suit, souvenir nametag and a commemorative event T-shirt (if you registered by 12/11). Of course there will be an especially S-H-I-T-T-Y trail, followed by circle, great food catered by Robinson's Ribs, tons of beer, a DJ, dancing, partying.
Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Super Stuff'her
Venue: The Four Treys Bar - 3333 N. Damen Ave.
$50 if you wait until the last minute to decide ya goof, if available.
>>> Dec 18th Walk-ups (if available) cash only please
Note: shirts NOT guaranteed for walk-ups!The World's Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**
Saturday, December 18, 2010 Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1430hrs (keg will be tapped at 2pm)
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2010 Flagship Event - the 8th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year's event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the backroom of Roscoe Village favorite 4 Trey's and we have the room until MIDNIGHT!
DJ Franco returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.
Fabulous food (isn't all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).
Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.
PLEASE NOTE: In anticipation of changes in EPA rules from the Obama Administration, we ask that participants please RECYCLE your Santa Hats from previous years or show your Anthrax Pride and decorate/ accessorize you own entirely new hat for 2010!
Despite the worst recession in decades 9th Anthrax is still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.
To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger's remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump's Do My Butt's writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails
(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Paulina, hoof 3 blocks west to Damen and one south the School
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Damen Bus to School.Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Damen & School. Parking is hit or miss in the neighborhood. Though this is not a residential permit area.
Chicago HHH Run #1698
Friday 12/17 - 7:00 PMHares: It's Too Soft & Lifa
Venue: McGee's Tavern and Grille - 950 W. Webster Ave.
Hash Cash: Buy your own brew
From the hares: This year we are adding a real hash trail to the traditional pub crawl. The run/crawl will be A to B
- Runners will be rewarded with at least 2 beer stops. We will join up with our pub-crawling friends at the final pub. Your bags will be transported to the finish.
- For those who prefer to crawl between pubs, directions to the next pub will be provided once the runners have departed.
- We will be on-out at 7:30, but we have negotiated $3 domestic drafts at McGee's starting at 6:00 PM, so feel free to show up early.
- Remember to carry your photo ID with you on trail!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it two blocks South to Webster and just East.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, Fullerton #74 bus East to Sheffield, hoof it two blocks South to Webster and just East.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to the intersection of Sheffield and Webster. Look for whatever parking you can find tho not much is good around there. Side streets are Zone 143 Permit after 6pm. If you wish to drive you are in luck Kelly's has parking next to the building under the el. Best way to access this is to use Sheffield if going north turn right in the alley right before you see Webster. Make a left under the EL and park your car. If you are cumming from the North Cross Webster and make an immediate left into the alley and park under the el on the left side. CARS MUST BE MOVED by MIDNIGHT!!!
Sunday 12/19 - 11:00 AM (note early start!)Hares: International Virgin & M'Alice
Venue: Manhattan's Bar - 415 S. Dearborn St.
Hash Cash: $8
Event: The 1700th Run of the Chicago Hash House Harriers!
From the hares: Our theme will be "Lumberjacks"
Dust off that old Canadian accent, eh, because our visiting hare from British Columbia has called for a Lumberjack theme (as in Monty Python), so pull out your best flannel, your oldest CH3 hash attire and celebrate R*n 1700 at the Anthrax Hangover Hash.
We will be r*nning out of Manhattan's at 415 S. Dearborn. The bar is near CTA Blue, Red and Loop Trains, as well as approximately a 15 minute walk to Union Station for people heading home on Amtrak/MegaBus.
There will be a Walkers Trail and a "Lifa Trail" set specifically for Lifa and anyone else crazy enough to r*n it. Visitors on the Walkers Trail can expect to see around 6 Chicago sights and Lifa Trail will hit around 10, so take your camera if you're not a local.
There will be a beer/shot stop on trail and there will also be an additional/optional beer and wine stop; bring cash and ID on trail if you'd like some extra booze.
Commemorative event tags for the first 20 people to pay hash cash.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Library/Van Buren, hoof it South a block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, hoof it a block and half South on Dearborn to da bar.Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dearborn between Congress and Van Buren. Good luck with parking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n7y_j_nbBg
Doubt our street cred? Pix from 2007 can be found by clicking on Pictures in the Nav bar to the right for the CH3's official pictures as well as other peoples pix Batteries' Pix and Return 2 Gender's Pix and So So's pix Pre-Lube / Anthr@x / Hangover
Chicago Hash #1669!!! 10th Annual Power of the Pussy!!!
10th Annual Power of the Pussy Hash
July 10, 2010 / On-out at 3:30pm
Hamilton's, 6341 N Broadway St
Beer - Trail - Beer - Food - Beer - Treasure! (and more beer!)
Come for the trail... stay for the 5 kegs we plan to kill in one night.
Main Event
When: July 10, 2010 / On-out at 3:30pm
Where: Hamilton’s, 6341 N Broadway St
Who's Cumming? Corn Star, Sin Calzones,Tamp On - Tamp Off, Hot Lips, R Tard-E, Salty Gash, Tinkle Trotski, Just Mary, Cum More Often, Snatchsquatch, AssCapades, Jack MeHoff, Calvin Klein, Batteries Not Included, Fistful of Pricks, Dark Side of the Poon, Mouthful of Meat, Half-Fag, Glory Hole, Crop Duster, Rotten Whore, Cuma Slutra, Just Jesus, Just Alfred, It's Too Soft, International Virgin, $.69 Man, Ginger Snatch, Just Katie, Just Hope, Just Ian, C'em Cummin, Oral Persuasion, Just Sara, Where's the Sausages, Poultry Fucker, Chicken Stiffer, Hoosier Daddy, Beer Spill Valdez, Mount Schwiiinga, DJ Franco
Pricing
Thru June 21: $40 (cut-off date for tshirts)
June 22 - July 9: $45
Walk-up: $50
Pre-Lube
When:July 9, 7-10pm, $30
Where: Holiday Club, 4000 N Sheridan Rd
What: Appetizers & Good Beer!
Hangover Hash
When: July 11, 11am, $5
Where: Captain Morgan's Club 1060 W. Addison (Addison and Sheffield - right in front of Wrigley)
What: Trail & Beer