10th Annual Power of the Pussy Hash
July 10, 2010 / On-out at 3:30pm
Hamilton’s, 6341 N Broadway St

Beer - Trail – Beer - Food – Beer - Treasure! (and more beer!)
Come for the trail… stay for the 5 kegs we plan to kill in one night.

Main Event

When: July 10, 2010 / On-out at 3:30pm
Where: Hamilton’s, 6341 N Broadway St
Who’s Cumming? Corn Star, Sin Calzones,Tamp On – Tamp Off, Hot Lips, R Tard-E, Salty Gash, Tinkle Trotski, Just Mary, Cum More Often, Snatchsquatch, AssCapades, Jack MeHoff, Calvin Klein, Batteries Not Included, Fistful of Pricks, Dark Side of the Poon, Mouthful of Meat, Half-Fag, Glory Hole, Crop Duster, Rotten Whore, Cuma Slutra, Just Jesus, Just Alfred, It’s Too Soft, International Virgin, $.69 Man, Ginger Snatch, Just Katie, Just Hope, Just Ian, C’em Cummin, Oral Persuasion, Just Sara, Where’s the Sausages, Poultry Fucker, Chicken Stiffer, Hoosier Daddy, Beer Spill Valdez, Mount Schwiiinga, DJ Franco

Pricing

Thru June 21: $40 (cut-off date for tshirts)
June 22 – July 9: $45
Walk-up: $50

Pre-Lube

When:July 9, 7-10pm, $30
Where: Holiday Club, 4000 N Sheridan Rd
What: Appetizers & Good Beer!

Hangover Hash

When: July 11, 11am, $5
Where: Captain Morgan’s Club 1060 W. Addison (Addison and Sheffield – right in front of Wrigley)
What: Trail & Beer

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, and Rent a Virgin

 Venue: O’Lanagans

Hash Cash: $35 until May 23 and $40 from May 24  until Day of Event!!!

Kick off Summer 2010 the right way with the 6th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Dank Haus. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER and tons of great food.

Sunday May 30 at 1 pm, on-out promptly at 1:30 pm

• Hares: Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, and Rent a Virgin
• LOCATION:   O’Lanagan’s bar, at 2335 West Montrose Avenue, Chicago
• A –B run   The B will be at DANK-HAUS  4740 N. Western Ave. Chicago  Cost = $35 (or $40 depending when you rego) this will get you great food, Goose Island and Metropolitan Brewing Company Beer!!!  plus a T-shirt
• Hash Hotels: Arlington House (~$50 night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

Sponsored by 312 and Metropolitan Brewing

Mail your Rego to Batteries using the below information OR use paypal (it’ll cost you $2 extra for the paypal fees)

Hash Name
Nerd Name
Home Hash
Shirt Size (S, M, L, XL)

HASH NAME___________________________________Kennel_____________  Shirt size  ________

E-mail____________________________________________   phone ___________________________

Send check to- Kelli Brannan 1850 N. Clark st. #1906    Chicago, Il 60614  or paypal:   kab134@gmail.com

 
Hare(s): CH3 MisManageMent
Venue: Purple Haze – 3415 N Clark
Hash Cash: $40 at the DOOR!!

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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Addison, West to Sheffield and then South two blocks to Clark and Southeast on Clark about half a block.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison 162 bus East to Clark, hoof it two and a half blocks Southeast on Clark to da bar.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Clark between Newport and Roscoe. Parking is better West & South i.e. farther AWAY from Wrigley field… go figure.

CHICAGO HASH BALL a steal at only  $40 at the DOOR!!   Dress as your Hash Name!!!
Name:_______ _________ _________ _____ e-mail______ _________ _________ ____
Hash Name________ _________ _________ ________ phone_______ _________ _______

Send check to:  T. Heldmann  644 W. Arlington Pl. #2B,  Chicago, Il  60614 OR

pay pal online at   http://www.chicagohash.com   or paypal to   chickenstiffer@gmail.com     add an extra $2 for service fees.

25 paid

Tinkle Trotsky, Glory Hole, Dickens Cider, International Virgin, Ballsalotpus, Its Too Soft, snatchsquatch, crop duster, Lifa, Schwiiiinga, Beer spill valdez, Chicken Stiffer, Poultry Fucker, Fisty, Cornstar, Just Kelsey, Half-Fag, Hoosier Daddy, Ez on the Ass, R-Tard-E, Just Suetfei, Slippery Box, Cuma SLutra, Porcelain God, Wrapper Snatcher, Mouthful of Meat, Just Matt, Rotten Whore, Uploader, Soggy Sparks, Milk My Yak, Barks on All Fours, Odor Eater, Just Rich, Soul Taco

and 2 oral commitments (yes Oral) Calvin Klein, Batteries Not Included

 
Hare(s): Calvin Klein, Super Suff’Her, It’s Too Soft (the original Anthrax Scare Hare) and Numerous Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: Piano Man – 3801 N. Clark St. Chicago
Hash Cash: Starts @ $40 and up depending on how early you register.

Hare(s): Calvin Klein, Super Stuff’Her, It’s Too Soft and other Unindicted Co-Conspirators

Venue: Piano Man – 3801 N. Clark St. 

Party: Private Party Rooms, we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT and great food from Robinson’s Ribs Catering, dancing under the influence and other great entertainment you just can’t pay for!

Swag: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir Nametag, Commemorative Event T-Shirt. Please note due to environmental concerns please re-cycle your Santa Hats from previous years and/or decorate/ accessorize you own. Prize for best-decorated hat!

Accomodations: Days inn Lincoln Park (starting at $85/night) or Arlington House Youth Hostel (starting at $61/night)

Pricing/Registration: Pricing is $50 day of, if available. Click here to download the rego or go to the CH3 Yahoo Group Files to download.

 

 >>> Dec 20th Walk-ups (if available) cash only please
Note shirts NOT guaranteed as we placed the order two weeks ago
& can’t afford to get stuck with extras!

Saturday, December 19, 2009 Meet at 1500hrs CST, on out at 1530hrs (3:00pm – keg will be tapped at 2pm)

Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2009 Flagship Event – the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!

This year’s event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the two backrooms of Wrigleyville favorite Piano Man and we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT!

Odor Eater returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.

Fabulous food (isn’t all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).

This years venue will be just blocks from historic and beautiful Wrigley Field and our hares plan to lay an incredibly shitty trail and show you some new Chicago scenery.

Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.

PLEASE NOTE: In anticipation of changes in EPA rules from the Obama Administration, we ask that participants please RECYCLE your Santa Hats from previous years or show your Anthrax Pride and decorate/ accessorize you own entirely new hat for 2009!

Despite the worst recession in decades 8th Anthrax is still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.

To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here 
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger’s remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump’s Do My Butt’s writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.

(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails

(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Addison, hoof it a block West along the Southern edge of Wrigley Field to Clark and then two blocks North to Grace.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, CTA Addison #152 bus East to Clark, hoof it two blocks North on Clark to Grace

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Grace. Parking is usually findable as the Cubbies are in San Francisco that night further North along Clark by the cemeteries, or even East of Clark on Irving Park a couplea blocks el Norte.

 

Pre-Lube Party – Friday, December 18, 5pm@ Fuji’s Party Central (933 W Wolfram #3) and then Kirkwood (2934 North Sheffield Avenue) 9pm-Midnight: Keg will be tapped at Party Central and we will pad your stomachs with snacks. We will then continue on to Kirkwood (see above) and all your beer is included. $15 covers beer and food @ Party Central and 3 hours beer party at Kirkwood from 9pm-Midnight. Note there is also a Moon Hash downtown at the Lodge at 7pm (21 W Division) which those interested in running some trail are highly encouraged to attend.
Hangover Hash – Sunday, December 20@ 11am: Hared by whoever in chicago MisManageMent can still move. Start location @ Hidden Shamrock (2723 N Halsted). The usual $8 Hash cash applies but we should have leftover food! We have a special deal setup with the bar for $6 pitchers PBR, $2.50 domestic bottles, $$6.50 Reuben n Fries with cuppa soup !!!  $3.50 pints Harp, $4 Sam Winter Ale Pints! 

Whooz Cumming (as of 12/15)

Return to Gender Badgers on Bikes Bash C.P. Baltimore Film@11 Baltimore-Annapolis Battleshit Galactica Big Hump Bozo’s Wet Dream Big Hump Burning Asshole Big Hump Cliff BangHer Big Hump Dewey Sexual System Big Hump Do My Butt Big Hump GAYBLADE! Big Hump Hummers Para Libre Big Hump Just Ron Big Hump Roll-On DCH3 Butt Chug Indyscent Pissy Ditzy Indyscent Finger Picking Good Little Rock H3 Hot Lips Michigan Damn it & damn It MoA2H3 – Moan’n Road Whores SOS Panama City H3 International Virgin Second City H3 Just Got It SFH3 Beer Spill Valdez TH3 Cum in my Nurse TH3 Dark Side of the Poon TH3 Fistful of Pricks TH3 Mt. Schwiiinga TH3 $.69 man THE Chicago HHH Ball Cock Dumper THE Chicago HHH Ballsalotapus THE Chicago HHH Barks on all Fours THE Chicago HHH Batteries Not Included THE Chicago HHH Calvin Klein THE Chicago HHH Chicken Stiffer THE Chicago HHH Corn Star THE Chicago HHH Crop Duster THE Chicago HHH Cum in My Assfault THE Chicago HHH Ginger Snatch THE Chicago HHH

Glory Hole THE Chicago HHH Half-Fag THE Chicago HHH Hoosier Daddy THE Chicago HHH Horn-E THE Chicago HHH I Like Dick THE Chicago HHH Just Allison THE Chicago HHH Just Andrea THE Chicago HHH Just Andy THE Chicago HHH Just Annie THE Chicago HHH Just Colleen THE Chicago HHH Just Ingrid THE Chicago HHH Just Jonathan THE Chicago HHH Just Jordan THE Chicago HHH Just Kelsey THE Chicago HHH Just Matt THE Chicago HHH Just Nick THE Chicago HHH Just Rita THE Chicago HHH Just Valinda THE Chicago HHH KGB THE Chicago HHH Lifa THE Chicago HHH Magnetic Muff THE Chicago HHH Milk my Yak THE Chicago HHH Mouthful of Meat THE Chicago HHH Odor Eater THE Chicago HHH Poultry F*cker THE Chicago HHH Rear Aushwitz THE Chicago HHH R-TardE THE Chicago HHH Salty Gash THE Chicago HHH Snatchsquatch THE Chicago HHH Soul Taco THE Chicago HHH Super Stuff’her THE Chicago HHH Uploader THE Chicago HHH Virtually Hung THE Chicago HHH M’Alice Vancouver Cop-U-Later Waukesha It’s Too Soft Waukesha Oh My Dawg Waukesha Sphincter Grease Waukesha

Doubt our street cred? Pix from 2007 can be found by clicking on Pictures in the Nav bar to the right for the CH3′s official pictures as well as other peoples pix  Batteries’ Pix and Return 2 Gender’s Pix and So So’s pix Pre-Lube / Anthr@x / Hangover

 

THE MAIN EVENT
Hare(s): The PoP9 Harrierettes
Venue: A-B Starting at Manhattan’s Bar, 415 S Dearborn
Hash Cash: $40 June 2 – July 17; $45 walk-up

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Library/Van Buren, hoof it South a block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, hoof it a block and half South on Dearborn to da bar.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dearborn between Congress and Van Buren. Good luck with parking.

Registration forms available: Click Here To Download

For our visitors, we have secured 15 rooms at the Red Roof Inn  (Downtown.). The standard double room rate is $84.99 (plus tax). 15 Rooms are guaranteed until July 7th. When booking, mention "Chicago Hash House Harriers – Group Code # B281CHIHAS"

Call hotel directly at (312)787-3580 to make the reservation.
162 E. Ontario
Chicago, IL
www.redroof-chicago-downtown.com

Also, parking is available for $36/day with in/out access.

Commorative event t-shirt is now included in the rego price!!! PLEASE NOTE WE NEED TO HAVE YOUR REGO IN HAND JULY 1ST SO WE CAN PLACE THE SHIRT ORDER, NON OF THIS POSTMARK B.S.! (sorry, ordering logistics!)

Hashpitality Suite at the Party Central Skydeck
Friday Afternoon, July 17, 2009 – Sunday July 19, 2009
starting around 3pm, $5 VIP Backstage pass gets you all the beer you can drink (until we kill the keg) and a grille out Saturday at Noon before the PoP main event (get some food in ya before some serious drinkin’!).
Party Central SkyDeck (a.k.a. Ruji’s Foofdeck)
933 W Wolfram St., Rooftop (come up stairs in the back)

Hashpitality Suite is Back For PoP 9!

Fuji

Dangling Dick Pub Crawl
Friday night, July 17, 2009
7pm start, $10 wristband gets you great drink specials all night. Proceeds will be donated to National Cervical Cancer Coalition

6-8 McFadden’s, 1206 N. State $1 Dos Equis, 1/2 price nachos

8-9PM Bootlegger’s, 13 W. Division. Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $3 SV Supreme vodka cocktails, $.50 off all other drinks! $8 domestic pitchers

9-10 Pippin’s Tavern, 806 N. Rush: Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $4 Jim Beam Black Cocktails, $.50 off all other drinks! $8 domestic pitchers

10-12am (or perhaps later), Streeter’s – 50 E. Chicago. Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $4 Jim Beam Black Cocktails; $8 domestic pitchers, $.50 off all other drinks!

Please note that pitchers are limited at Bootlegger’s and Pippen’s since that’s not something they normally do.

PoP 9 Hangover Hash
Sunday, July 19 2009
12:00pm NOON, $5
Location Kasey’s – 701 S. Dearborn A-B!!!

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Whooz Cumming, So Far:

On-On to PoP!

Salty Gash
PoP 9 Treasurer
"I don’t need more cowbell… I need more Pussy!"

Kick off Summer 2009 the right way with the 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Virgins’ casa. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER, tons of great food and party games to keep those whose Ritalin perscriptions have run out entertained! !

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus East to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Foster & Oakley.

CHICAGO HASH #1600 $18 Until May 1st $22 until May 10th $26 Until May 23rd and Finally $30 at the DOOR!!

If you pay via Paypal, including PayPal fees the prices are $18.82 until 5/1, $22.94 until 5/10, $27.05 Until May 23rd

–
Chicken Stiffer & Erin Go Buff
CH3-GM’s

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to .
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to .

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to .

2008/2009 Hash Election Results as announced at CH3 Hash Ball:

For those who were too drunk to remember, here’s the official results:

GM’s-  Erin Go Buff and Chicken Stiffer

–
Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM

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Hare(s): Chicago MisManageMent
Venue: Four Treys – 3333 N. Damen Ave. (Damen & Roscoe)
Hash Cash: $37-$40 bucks depending on when you register

• Good food and more beer than you can shake a stick at will be included in the price. 7:30pm-11:30pm
• Hash GM Election winner as well as 2008 Hash Awards Presented.
• Dress as a famous felon or come dressed to impress!!

Name:_______ _________ _________ _____ e-mail______ _________ _____
Hash Name________ _________ _________ phone_______ _________ ____

Send check to: T. Heldmann 644 W. Arlington Pl. #2B, Chicago, Il 60614

Prices: Feb 23-27 $37 ($38.37 PayPal), and $40 at the door, if available.

Click Here for rego PDF

Whooz Cuming?

Chicken Stiffer
Poultry F*cker
Asscapade
69-cent man
Erin Go Buff
Lifa
Lower Whack Off
Mouthful of meat
Superstuf’her
Mouth Schiiiinga
Just Drew
Its Too Soft
Glory Hole
Odor Eater
Ballsalotpus
R-tard-E
Snatchsquatch
Fistful of Pricks
Hoosier Daddy
Mudsucker
Bloody Thighs
Ice Princess
Cuma Slutra
I Like Dick
Calvin Klein
Batteries Not Inculded
Milk My Yak
Just Shania
International Virgin
Oh Sh!t!
Cuma Slutra
I <3 Dick
Just Tina
Rotten Whore

Total= 34

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to the newly re-opened Addison stop, hoof it two blocks West to Damen and two blocks South to Roscoe. Note the Paulina Brown Line stop just closed so don’t even think about it..
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison #152 Bus East to Damen, hoof it two blocks South on Damen to Roscoe..

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Roscoe & Damen. Parking is usually quite findable for a yuppie ‘hood as there’s lotsa single family homes in the area but watch out for new resident permit zones which infest Lakeview like 17-year cicadas did last spring.

Hash Election Info

Voting ended as of the 2/22 Hash. Results will be announced at hash ball. Good Luck!!!

Hash Trash:

Eight CRAZY Harrierettes… 867-5309, Batteries Not Included, Likes it on the Bottom, Mount Shwiiinga, Mouthful of Meat, PackHer Ass, Rotten Whore and Salty Gash.
Venue: Four Treys Tavern -  3333 N. Damen in Roscoe Village – Yes, a CH3 Major outside of the Lincoln Park/Lakeview Green Zone!
Hash Cash: $70 for the entire weekend until day of the event. Rego will include Friday night Pre-Lube party at Kincade’s, The Main Event – Saturday trail with beer, on-in party with beer and plenty of food, and the giveways which will include the official event t-shirt and any other tchotchkes we can scrounge up as well as the hangover hash on Sunday. Events also priced separately. Event #2 of the Great 2008 CH3 PoP 8 "Quadrathalon"!

The CRAZY Eight Harrierettes, 867-5309, Batteries Not Included, Likes it on the Bottom, Mount Shwiiinga, Mouthful of Meat, Packher Ass, Rotten Whore, and Salty Gash are proud to announce the CH3′s Summer 2008 flagship event, our 8th Annual Power of the Pussy Hash (PoP 8)!

Click here to download the PoP 8 Rego Form

Chicago Power of the Pussy Weekend: JULY 11th – 13th, 2008

CRAZY WEEKEND ACTIVITIES:

Friday night Pre-lube @ Kincade’s 950 W. Armitage at Sheffield (www.kincadesbar.com) 7pm-11pm

• Start your PoP8 weekend with a "big pop" at this premier Lincoln Park neighborhood tavern.
• Kincade’s is conveniently located 40 feet off the Armitage Brown Line station. Straight from Megabus to bar in under 20 minutes!
• Our own private party room (separate entrance too!) with FOUR hours open bar (draft Lite/Bud Light & wine) and appetizers (wings, quesadillas, chips and salsa, veggies & ranch dip)
• Real live Lincoln Park trixie sightings guaranteed, at no extra cost

Saturday MAIN EVENT Four Treys @ 3333 N. Damen at Roscoe (www.fourtreys.com) Meet at 2pm, pack out at 2:30 or so. Post-hash PoP Bash @ Four Treys starts 7pm

• Shift into main drive gear at this hash-friendly post-gentrification Roscoe Village classic.
• Four Treys is conveniently located four blocks South of the Addison Brown Line station. Easy to get to from the hash hotels.
• Our own private party room featuring entrees catered by the famous Buena Beef. (Dinner is both carnivore and herbivore friendly)
• Our own "serve yourself" kegs will include light and dark beers
• Bean bags, dart boards, pool table, and plenty of other sh!t to keep you wankers occupied.

• DJing by the famous and Chicago’s own ODOR EATER!!!

  Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
  From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Addison, hoof it four blocks South and two blocks West to Damen. Bar is at Roscoe & Damen
  From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison #152 bus East to Damen, hoof it four blocks South to Roscoe.

  Driving  
  Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Roscoe & Damen. Cubs play the Giants @ Wrigley 12:05. Think again… do you really want to drive?

Sunday Hangover Hash @ Justin’s – 3358 N. Southport, Meet 11:30am, pack out at Noon!! NOTE EARLIER START AS IT’S A CUBS GAME DAY!!!

• Steps from the brand new Southport El stop.
• Be prepared to schmooze with drunk Cubs fans in the beer garden before the scenic Wrigleyville A-B trail.

Yes this will be a veritable celebration of the CTA’s Brown Line (http://ctabrownline.com/) as we visit four of our newest stations! Also to save $$$ on all this L riding you can consider purchasing a two or three day CTA visitor pass which allows unlimited rides while valid and can be purchased in advance at the CTA website. Click here to go to the CTA website to purchase a pass

NEW!!! – HASHPATALITY SUITE @ Party Central Skydeck

• Keg tapped starting 4pm Friday afternoon and available anytime the whole weekend until the beer runs out!
• Where we go to pre-pre party, post pre-party, on-after party, and any other time you need beer in you when there isn’t an official PoP weekend event happening
• Party Central is conveniently located literally right next to the Diversey Brown line station in the adorable Lakeview/Wrigleyville neighborhood and is the residence of Chicago’s own "It’s Too Soft" aka "Fuji" – proprietor of  Party Central featuring the infamous "Hash Keg Power Hoist"
• Beautiful views of Chicago skyline from the Skydeck complete with Bar-z-bo, fire pit, mega-grill, and new environmentally-conscious LED deck lighting.

Giveaways
- Special commemorative PoP 8 T-shirt, designed by the very talented and Chicago’s own Mount Shwiiinga.

Who’s Coming (Yes, it’s still real early but momentum is really starting to build). Links to Hashspace provided to prove their street cred – these people are all ACTIVE DUTY HASHERS!

PRICING
If you’re a wuss or getting old and just and can’t drink for three days straight any more, events can also be purchased ala carte. Register early tho to guarantee yourself a spot at this CRAZY event as well as our cool t-shirt.

Pregistration Special Package!!  Register June 2 – July 10 for The Whole "She-Bang" $70 (PayPal=$72.35) (includes pre-lube, main event & hangover hash)

Can’t decide?  Choose from our a la carte pricing: (PayPal fees apply; see table below)

 June 2nd – July 10th

$25 – Pre-lube Party @ Kincade’s
$40 – PoP @ Four Treys
$5 Hangover Hash

 Walk Up/Day of (if available; cash only)

$45 – POP @ Four Treys
$5 – Hangover Hash. Also available for redemption of 62,500 S&H Green Stamps.

 

Click here to download the PoP 8 Rego Form

 

PayPal Below for the WHOLE SHE-BANG!

Hash Name / Home Hash

PayPal Below for the Saturday PoP 8 Only

Hash Name / Home Hash

Cash/Check		PayPal
$    35.00	=	$36.35
$    40.00	=	$41.50
$    45.00	=	$46.60
$    60.00	=	$62.05
$    65.00	=	$67.20
$    70.00	=	$72.33

Direct Paypal payments can be sent to kelly.mcgreevey@gmail.com

*Please register no later than July 1st to guarantee a T-Shirt. Regos received after the t-shirt order is submitted will fund more beer.

Map 2 Kincade’s

 
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Map 2 Four Treys

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Map 2 Justin’s 

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Map 2 Party Central Skydeck Hashpitality

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Hash Hotels

Belwood Hotel 1409 W. Diversey.  $50 bucks a night no matter what day of the week or time of the year. http://chicago-hotels.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g35805-d123316-Reviews-Bellwood_Hotel-Chicago_Illinois.html

Red Roof Inn in the Loop, located at 162 E. Ontario Street.  5.5 miles from PoP bar.
- Rates:  One King Size – $129.99 per night; Two Double Beds – $139.99 per night
- Parking is not available, however the hotel does have off-site parking available at 401 N. Michigan Avenue about three blocks away.  The cost is $33 per 24-hour period.  The hotel also offers a valet service. 
- Please contact the hotel at 312-787-3580 and make reservations under the name of Chicago Hash House Harriers.

Arlington House Hotel (http://www.arlingtonhouse.com)
- A quaint hostel conveniently located 0.5 miles from Fullerton Red/Brown Line stop nestled in the heart of Lincoln Park
- Opportunity to meet "interesting foreign travelers"

Inn at Lincoln Park – 601 W Diversey Parkway (just East of Clark). www.innlp.com This used to be a Best Western and is on Diversey but East of the regular hash hotel.  It’s $124.00 per night. Last we checked this was booked up too but later rooms may still open up.

Days Inn Lincoln Park – "The Rock n’ Roll Days Inn" (www.daysinnchicago.net)
- Conveniently located 0.4 miles from the Diversey Brown Line Stop. Rooms apparently open up from time to time so check back frequently. 

As in the past, a limited amount of crash space will also be available courtesy of the usual suspects. Please contact those individuals directly for more info.

Check for your latest PoP 8 Updates and Info on this page, link: http://www.chicagohash.com/chicago-1553-saturday-712-2pm-four-treys-tavern-8th-annual-pop-hash-new/

 PoP 8 – "The Ocho"

 

 Hare(s):Pop8 Harriets
 Venue: Kincade’s – 950 W. Armitage
  Hash Cash: Only $25 for our four-hour beer & food package – it’s like getting another PoP sans the run, Official Opening Ceremonies of PoP 8 "The Ocho" and Event #1 of the Great 2008 CH3 PoP8 "Quadrathalon"!

While RSVP’s are always helpful for the planners, it’s cool to just show up and pay at the door. There’s plenty of space in the room so feel free to bring friends. 

And for those who are curious, this event takes the place of the infamous "Sheffield Garden Crawl" which I had about this time last year.

Weather should be absolutely spectacular Friday so hope to see you cats there. I plan on being there at 6:59!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Armitage, the bar is right next to the L station.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, hoof it a couplea blocks North to Armitage, then jump on the Armitage #73 bus to Sheffield.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Sheffield. Good luck finding on street parking in this hood on a Friday night… may The Force be with you, young Skywalker.

 
Here’s GM Chicken Stiffer being interviewed for a segment on the hash for Runner’s Ultimate Network on Comcast Sports Net which is scheduled to air on July 5. More Fujirazzi pix on the nav bar to the right or here and to see the video on YouTube click here.

Nellie Darling, You Suck!
By The Enema Canal
Chicago Cum-Times

Hashed 16+7=23 June 2008, 7PM
Party Central Skydeck

CHICAGO #1550 – It took the hashers a little while to get use to the camera, after all you never know when you are going to show up on COPS! According to CHICKEN STIFFER the camera was just there for some sort of Comcast Sports show (Runner’s Ultimate Network), although it is my personal belief that they were anthropologists, sort of like Jane Goodall. After some prodding, people began to open up and talk to the camera like BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.

There were quite a few people that hadn’t been around lately that finally showed up after apparently learning how to use the internet once again. CUM IN MY ASSFAULT had been missing since Easter as well as JUST NORA, showing up for her second time (hopefully she understands that she is not going to get fed at every hash). ONE HANDED TYPIST and HOOKED ON TONICS also made an appearance to prove to the rest of the hash that they have not died or moved to Kathmandu. While those mentioned came fashionably late, others just came fashionable. Many had on their 30 Years of Hashing shirts from the weekend to include THE ENEMA CANAL, BLOODY THIGHS, PRINCESS LABIA, and JUST BRETT. JUST EMILY had the most interesting shirt of all with the words “Sludge Muffins” on it.

After some brief pre-intoxication the hashers were finally herded down to the alley behind Party Central so there could be discussions of marks. VIRTUALLY HUNG had already departed by that time and left the Chalk Talk to CHICKEN as the Brown Line roared past to drown out our introductions. With CHICKEN having no idea which way VIRTUAL went to, our Chalk Talk turned into our first Check. CROP DUSTER and MOLDY MAN SAC went north to look for trail while ENEMA decided to head south to look for trail only to stop dead in their tracks and head back. SUPER STUFF’HER, CUMS ON I LEAN, R-TARD-E, and JUST I LEAN slowly brought up the rear as they took turn wearing the manly doggie backpack and walking Beulah the non-drinking dog.

But what we all really care about is what happened afterwards under the guidance of CALVIN KLEIN and ENEMA. Due to all the virgins that had arrived, it became necessary to show them how to do a proper down-down, so we called out MORE TAIL and another hasher (who will remain nameless because he lost his Trial by Down-Down) to show the Virgins how to empty their vessels. You would think that people would learn not to wear new shoes but JUST ED noticed that ANAL ASSAULT had picked up a bright new pair of Asics. To thank him for his keen sense of sight we had him drink from the left as she drank from the right (now that’s teamwork). With all the hashers there it wasn’t unusual for there to be a lot of side conversations and we called out a few for being disruptive. It came to the RA’s notice that W’ALL BANGHER couldn’t keep quiet while HORN-E was reading a letter to the kennel so she was asked to keep quiet by Down-Down. Of course nobody learns so we also had to pull in ROTTEN WHORE for the same reason (surprise, surprise!) and then JUST BRETT who apparently defeated our arm-straightening pipe (the guy is just too big).

UPLOADER also received the fabled 10th run whistle so now he can tell the rest of us where true trail is. Finally, we had a very interesting take on Nellie Darling as we returned her book which was lost last week and chanted “You Suck” in between every line. So set your TIVOs to record on the 5th of July because that’s all the info you’re getting from me.

HARES (4): Chicken Stiffer, Virtually Hung, Calvin Klein, It’s Too Soft
VIRGINS (7): Just Brad, Just Ira, Just Leah, Just Ines, Just Kelly, Just Adam, Just Cari,
VISITORS (2): Hot Lips (Grand Rapids), Fuck Me til I Turn Brown (Boston),
HASHERS (52): Anal Assault, The Enema Canal, Just Brett, Just Amanda, Just I Lean, Risky Business, Cumma Slutra, Cums On I Lean, Batteries Not Included, R-Tard-E, Crop Duster, Salty Gash, Sit-n-Pee (Just Ed), Just Allie, One Handed Typist, Just Jenn, Just Eva, Moldy Man Sac, 867-5309, More Tail, Odor Eater, Rotten Whore, Bang Me Blow Me Get Me Off, Barry-o-man Loan, Just Bill, Dr. Poolittle, Bloody Thighs, Horn-E, Just Nora, Super Stuf’Her, Mouthful of Meat, Just Nettie, International Virgin, Princess Labia, W’all Bangher, Porcelain God, 2 Tickets to a Pair of Thighs, The Great Lochness Cockster, Stupidman (Kenosha Sucks), Cum in My Assfault, Just Emily, Sir Poops A Lot, Moan On Trail, Hooked on Tonics, Just John, Just Shari, Just Emily, Mount Schwiiinga, Carpet Shagger, Just Allison, Uploader

CUBS – 3
W. SOX – 0

TOTAL HASHERS – 65
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Odor Eater cries everytime he watches “Little Women.”
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From the Chicken:

Also the Comcast Sports Net running program that visited us On Monday and interviewed hashers and taped our run will air on JULY 5, 2008 at 5 pm before the SOX game.  MAYBE someone will become famous.

http://runnersultimatenet.com/

Nice job everyone helping out for the CHICAGO HASH’s 30th Celebration. CALVIN and VIRTUAL laid a great trail.  ONE HANDED TYPIST for the awesome beer stop.  JUST I LEAN and CUMS on I LEAN for cooking.  BATTERIES AND JUST AMANDA for beer wenching.  IT was just a plus to have the TV CAMERA CREW around the whole night and hopefully we will see some new hashers join from the TV coverage.  MOUTHFUL of MEAT for hare raising and finally ITS TOO SOFT for the use of the deck.  Glad to see we had such a great turn out and DON"T FORGET we hash SATURADY and MONDAY this week.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM

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Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer, Calvin Klein, Fuji & Virtually Hung
Venue: The Party Central Skydeck – 933 W Wolfram, Rooftop (just NE of the Diversey Brown Line stop)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 as we re-invest our savings from buying bushels of fresh tomatoes which for some odd reason are unusually cheap at the local market. Normal hash cash of eight bucks includes catered food and at least one keg on the Skydeck!!!!

THE Chicago Hash House Harriers will be celebrating our 30th Anniversary with Chicken Stiffer, Calvin Klein, Fuji and Virtually Hung takeing the pack on a scenic romp through the Lincoln Park "Green Zone". This one’s at our doorsteps!

Join the Chicago Hash House Harriers as we celebrate THE Chicago Hash House Harriers’ 30th Anniversary this year with the CH3′s special 30th Anniversary Hash.!!

To help celebrate this great milestone we will be providing FOOD catered in and have a keg on the Skydeck too so you know we’re not gonna run out of beer. Don’t forget to call in sick from work on Tuesday! As a bonus we’re even gonna throw in a couple bushels of fresh tomatoes which for some strange reason were unusually cheap at the market this week…

ALL FOR ONLY $8 USUAL HASH CASH!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to the recently re-opened Diversey stop (woo-hoo!!!), hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the Skydeck.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.

Empowered by renewable solar wind energy and: 

Other events celebrating the Chicago Hash House Harriers 30th Anniversary:

30 Years of Hashing in Chicago – Fri 6/20-Sun 6/22Hare(s): Lead Organizers – Horn-E (Moon Hashes & Bushman Hash), Assflac (Second City HHH) & Rear Loader (Thirstday HHH)
Venue: Various – mostly woods runs and a hotel out by O’Hare airport

Hash Cash: $99.69. There are lots of other options as well as ala carte prices so please check their website for the latest details.

Check out their web site at http://www.30yearshashinginchicago.com/ 

The Event Package includes:
Friday Night Hash in Downtown Chicago with Beer and Food
Saturday R/T Bus from Hash Hotel to Woods Hash, Beer and Food in the Woods
Saturday Night Dirtieth Anniversary Banquet & Ball(ing) Food and Open Bar
Sunday Woods Hash from Hash Hotel with Beer and Food