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In first place we had the “People Hate Us On Yelp” design submitted by Taste the Rainbow. This one was based off of an old Yelp review that everyone seems to like so much – Mt. Schwiiinga was even able to incorporate some of the review into the back of the shirt. Congrats to Taste the Rainbow on winning a free rego to Memorial Day (yes, he still have to pay for the event enough though he’s the RA), and this shirt will be available in a few short weeks.
In second place we have the “We Were All FRBs At Least Once” design submitted by Just Mike (seriously, can we name this guy already?) Something about sperm swimming towards beer is just inherently funny, but that’s just me. We slapped a spiffy new tagline on the back of the shirt as well, and Just Mike will get a voucher for four free weekly hashes that he can use going forward – not a bad haul for somebody we haven’t name yet (SERIOUSLY!?). This shirt should be available some time later this summer.
In third place we have the “Chicago Theatre Marquee” design submitted by Fire in the Hole – several other hashers had a similar idea to this, but she’s the one who fleshed it out the best and submitted it the earliest, so she’s getting credit. We also included an homage to everyone favorite Asian Drunk It’s Too Soft, but he’s not getting anything as a prize. We should have these shirts available for you guys some time this fall or perhaps early winter depending on how quickly the first two designs sell out.
We had a lot of designs to choose from and a number of them could have been printed and made for very, very good shirts. If your design didn’t get printed, don’t feel discouraged, there are plenty of hashes in Chicago and I know for a fact that they’re always looking for good haberdashery designs! We’d like to thank each of you who submitted a design once again below (in alphabetical order):
Dewey Sexual System (Big Hump H3)
EZ on the Ass
Fire in the Hole
Gay Ping Panda, Hidden Homo
Taste the Rainbow
Chicago HHH Haberdashery Design Contest
Deadline: March 24th, 2013
Details: Okay wankers, another hash year is upon us, which means that it is time for some hot new haberdashery. After consulting with our new Haberdasher Chunder Pussy, it has been decided to have a contest for designing our next shirt.
The rules are pretty simple, you have until the end of the hash on March 24th to submit a hot new shirt design – this can be in any format you’re most comfortable with, but it must either be in the GM’s inbox (if its digital) or in his physical possession (if you’re going old-school) by the deadline. All of the designs will judged by a panel based on originality, hashiness (ie. relevance), and feasibility (ie. how easy will they be for us to actually produce). Winners will be announced at the hash on April 7th.
Now for the interesting stuff, the prizes. We’ll select three winners and each of the three will have a chance to see their design printed. First place will get their design printed first, just in time for Memorial Day 2013 – additionally, first place will receive a shirt in their size of each of the three shirts plus a free rego for Memorial Day 2013 Weekend. Second place will see their design printed some time over the Summer or Fall of 2013 and will receive a free shirt of their design in their size as well as a voucher for four free weekly hashes (the $8 kind, not valid for big events). Third place will see their design printed sometime during the Fall or Winter of 2013 and will receive one free shirt of their design in their size when they are printed.
There you have it, I’ve included some basic technical info below so that you know what you’re working with, but get out there and design some shirts people.
Technical Rules Stuff:
- Designs can be submitted in any format (physical or digital), but must be received no later than March 24th, 2013. Please submit all digital entries to Snatchsquatch and hand in all physical entries to Snatchsquatch or Chunder Pussy.
- Designs may use both sides of the shirt as well as any number of ink colors, though excessive colors will raise the printing cost and will affect the feasibility of any design submitted.
- One-sided designs should designate whether the design should be on the front or the back of the shirt. Two-sided designs should include contact information for the hash (website, phone line, etc.)
- Multiple entries per person are allowed, but only one entry per person will win (ie. one person can’t win all three prizes).
- Judges reserve the right to scrap the contest if not enough entries are received.
- Participants need not hash with Chicago H3 to win, but must collect their prizes in person.
- Free weekend rego for Memorial Day 2013 is non-transferable and cannot be exchanged for a future Chicago H3 event.
- Voucher for free hash cash has no resale value and can only be used in person by the winner.
- Contest deadline and announcement of winners subject to change.
- No purchase necessary to win and all that other legal mumbo jumbo.
And don’t forget that we’ve also still got a handful of the “Tebow > Waukesha” shirts available for only $5, and our usual assortment of patches for $2 and bottle openers for $3.
The shirt comes in one color (black) and has the same “Horn Logo” on the back that the CH3 Flag shirts had.
Hare(s): Happy Ass Grabber & Rhotan
Venue: DANK Haus - 4747 N. Western
Hash Cash: $25 (gets you a T-shirt); $100 (gets you a dry fit T-shirt and prestige in donating to a great cause
Thirstday H3 – 2008 PINK DRESS RUN – "Help Save Second Base"
All proceeds to benefit The Avon Walk For Breast Cancer
September 25, 2008 Thirstday Night 7:00pm
Dank Haus located at 4747 N. Western in Chicago
Chief Breast – "Princess Labia"
Beer on Breasts – "Rhotan"
Hares on Breasts – "Happy Ass Grabber & Rhotan"
Likes Breasts – "No Penetration"
The Thirstday Pink Dress Run gives us a unique opportunity to support Breast Cancer awareness; this year, it also provides you the opportunity to invite others to support a good cause by making a tax deductible donation to the event in your honor. Please invite friends, family, co-workers and everyone you know to make a donation in your honor.
All donations made in your honor will be compiled to qualify you for a dry-fit t-shirt ($100) and get you closer to winning the "Likes Breasts The Best" highest fundraising award!…show me yours and I’ll show you mine. Contest and Prizes for:
Best Dressed – male and female
REGO IS NOW UP AT: http://www.30yearshashinginchicago.com/home.htm
There are two options for Rego this year:
Rego Fee of $25
Includes T-Shirt, Hasher Tag, Minimal Donation to Breast Cancer Awareness and a possible flashing of flesh
Sponsor – $100
Includes Dry Fit T-Shirt, Hasher Tag, Substantial Donation to Breast Cancer Awareness and a definite flashing of flesh
"Likes Breast the Best" – highest fundraising/donation overall