Haberdashery Esplosion!

What's that? Even more new Haberdashery for CH3? That's right! We've got all kind of new and exciting ideas lined up. Let's start at the top, shall we, with our next shirt, as seen at right. Pretty snazzy, right? Don't get the reference? Just remember one thing, no matter how much something sucks, its still better than Waukesha. Seriously. It isn't even close. And if you need more info than that, well, you're probably not a big enough sports fan. This is going to be an extremely limited run of shirts and we'll have them for sale for just $10. Get them while they last.
 
Next up are  brand new CH3 patches. CH3 hasn't done patches in quite some time, so I figured that now was as good of a time as any to bust them out again. These are based on an old patch design that was found over at Half-Mind, so I figured it was a good place to start. They're available now for the ultra-low price of $2 a pop. We don't have Happi Coats just yet, but you can still slap this sucker on a bag, a winter cap, a pair of shorts, you name it, and then you've got instant haberdashery! Who doesn't like that? Nobody. Nobody doesn't like that.
 
Last, but certainly not least, we have the ever popular bottle openers - these little suckers will be available in an assortment of colors (Red, Blue, Purple, Black, Green, & Orange), come with the CH3 foot logo... printed on another foot (doesn't that just blow your mind?) Slap this little guy on your lanyard next to your whistle and you'll never have to worry about being unable to open a bottle at a beer stop again. These little guys are available for only $3.