Hare(s): CH3 MisManageMent
Venue: Purple Haze – 3415 N Clark
Hash Cash: $40 at the DOOR!!

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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Addison, West to Sheffield and then South two blocks to Clark and Southeast on Clark about half a block.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison 162 bus East to Clark, hoof it two and a half blocks Southeast on Clark to da bar.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Clark between Newport and Roscoe. Parking is better West & South i.e. farther AWAY from Wrigley field… go figure.

CHICAGO HASH BALL a steal at only  $40 at the DOOR!!   Dress as your Hash Name!!!
Name:_______ _________ _________ _____ e-mail______ _________ _________ ____
Hash Name________ _________ _________ ________ phone_______ _________ _______

Send check to:  T. Heldmann  644 W. Arlington Pl. #2B,  Chicago, Il  60614 OR

pay pal online at   http://www.chicagohash.com   or paypal to   chickenstiffer@gmail.com     add an extra $2 for service fees.

25 paid

Tinkle Trotsky, Glory Hole, Dickens Cider, International Virgin, Ballsalotpus, Its Too Soft, snatchsquatch, crop duster, Lifa, Schwiiiinga, Beer spill valdez, Chicken Stiffer, Poultry Fucker, Fisty, Cornstar, Just Kelsey, Half-Fag, Hoosier Daddy, Ez on the Ass, R-Tard-E, Just Suetfei, Slippery Box, Cuma SLutra, Porcelain God, Wrapper Snatcher, Mouthful of Meat, Just Matt, Rotten Whore, Uploader, Soggy Sparks, Milk My Yak, Barks on All Fours, Odor Eater, Just Rich, Soul Taco

and 2 oral commitments (yes Oral) Calvin Klein, Batteries Not Included

 
Hare(s): Mudsucker
Venue: 3520 S. Wallace St.  (3500 south, 600 west) – a yellow two flat.  Mud’s Cell:  312.505.2856
Hash Cash: A few bucks to cover costs if you can’t bring something, but it is voluntary. 

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to 35th.  Hoof it four blocks West past Comisky to Wallace and head 1/2 block South
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to anywhere you can catch the Red Line. Red Line to 35th.  Hoof it four blocks West past Comisky to Wallace and head 1/2 block South

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Saturday, Nov 8th, 7:30 until ???

Bring? Yourself, chili, snacks, pop, hot dogs, whatever, etc.  If you want to drink wine, bring some.

All are encouraged to bring their creations to challenge the Infamous Mudsucker Texas Chili.  Mud has all the fixin’s for both Texas chili and a milder (relatively) Yankee chili.  Can we talk Peterbilt into bringing his famous brisket?  Too Soft to bring his camera!  If someone makes a veggie chili, I am sure that it will be appreciated. 

Mud will get beer.  Will ask for a few bucks to cover costs if you can’t bring something, but it is voluntary.  No sleepovers except sexy women with no common sense nor morals to sleep with Mudsucker!  I would appreciate an Email if you are coming – not mandatory, but helps to plan the amount of beer needed – isn’t one keg per six hashers the guideline???

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to 35th & Wallace. Parking is usually pretty okay as now that the Sox have flamed out in the postseason.

Here’s a pic of Rent a Virgin and Virgin Banger showing the two sides of Chicago. Pix are on nav bar to the left!

Hare(s): CH3 MisManageMent & the 2008 Hash Ball Special Events Committee
Venue: Janina’s Gin Mill & Saloon – 3457 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: A measly $35 at the door, if available. 

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Doors open 7:30pm!

It’s real simple, dinner, drinking and debauchery!

Come dressed as anything to do with Chicago – Let your imagination run wild!!! Or just dress to impress.

Registration includes grub, beer, (Milk My Yak will be supplementing our kegs of Macrobrew with his own homebrew recipes, and as a bonus you are allowed to bring your own wine) plenty of drunk dancing and general hash fun.

Whooz cuming so far?

Dr. Poolittle – TH3
Just Tracie – TH3
Just Carole – Somewhere in Colorado
Just Nettie – CH3
Just Angelle – CH3
Hot Lips- GRH3 GM
Just Mike- GRH3
Calvin Klein- CH3
Batteries not Included- CH3
Odor Eater- CH3
Rotten Whore- CH3
Mount Schwiinga- CH3
Chicken Stiffer- CH3
Just Martin- ???
Spotted Cock- CH3
Magnetic Muff-CH3
Virtually Hung- CH3
Horn-E- CH3
Milk My Yak- CH3
Barks on all Fours- CH3
LIfa- CH3
SUper Stuffer- Ch3
Mouthful of meat- CH3
Ballsalotpus- CH3
R-Tard-E – CH3
Just Rob- CH3
Just Stef- CH3
Just I LEAN- CH3
PACKhER ARSE- CH3
Mudsucker- CH3
Its Too Soft- CH3
Ez on the ASS- CH3
Just Tom- CH3
Flying Hooters- CH3
Are they Real- CH3
One Handed Typist-CH3
Just Jenn- CH3
No Penetration- CH3
Wrapper Snatcher- SDH3—–> CH3 good trade
Virgin banger- CH3
Renta Virgin- CH3

Click here to download the rego form in PDF format

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Addison, Addison #152 bus West to Kedvale (2 blks East of Milwaukee and 1 blk East of Keeler), hoof it two blocks South to the bar which is at the corner of Kedvale and Milwaukee.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, hoof it West to Kedvale (2 blks East of Milwaukee and 1 blk East of Keeler), hoof it two blocks South to the bar which is at the corner of Kedvale and Milwaukee, or just take the Milwaukee #56 bus to Milwaukee & Kedvale.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie whist contributing to increased desertiziation of Sub-Saharan Africa and cruise to the corner of Milwaukee & Kedvale. On-street parking is about as plentiful as intoxicated snowmobilers in Wisconsin this time of the year.

We rented out their backroom so we can bring in all the food and beer we want and trust me we will avail ourselves admirably of that privilege and it will be GLORIOUS. There will be a DJ and plenty of drunk dancing by the end of the night. Anyone caught taking pictures of It’s Too Soft dancing or smooching will join Jimmy Hoffa under the North end zone of Giants Stadium.

This is what happens when you mix too much beer, too much food and too much good times with the Chicago Hash House Harriers. BTW – Chicken Stiffer was re-enlisted for yet another tour of duty as GM!

HASH BALL 3/1/08

ATTENDEES=49

Just Carole, Just Nettie-, Just Angelle- CH3, Hot Lips- GRH3 GM, Just Mike- CH3??, Calvin Klein- CH3 ,Batteries not Included- CH3 , Odor Eater- CH3, Rotten Whore- CH3, Mount Schwiinga- CH3, Chicken Stiffer- CH3, Just Martin- ???, Spotted Cock- CH3, Magnetic Muff-CH3, Virtually Hung- CH3, Horn-E- CH3, Milk My Yak= CH3, Barks on all Fours- CH3, Lifa- CH3, Super Stuffer-Ch3, Mouthful of meat- CH3, Ballsalotpus-CH3, R-Tard-E – CH3, Just Rob- CH3, Just Stef- CH3, Just I LEAN- CH3, PACKhER ARSE- CH3, Mudsucker- CH3, Its Too Soft- CH3, Ez on the ASS- CH3, Just Tom- CH3, Flying Hooters- CH3, Are they Real- CH3, One Handed Typist-CH3, Just Jenn- CH3, No Penetration- CH3, Wrapper Snatcher, Virgin banger- CH3, Renta Virgin- CH3, Just Ken- KCH3, Just Tyrone And Just Tyrone II, Dr. Poolittle- TH3, Mrs. Poolittle-TH3, Just Rob, W’All Bangher, Anal Assault, Just Ed, Shiggy Piggy

I was very happy to see all of you make it to hash ball this year at Jania’s, if you missed it you missed one hell of a time. I would first like to thank ROTTEN WHORE and MOUNT SCHWIIINGA who helped to plan or set-up this event. ODOR EATER as always played the part of our awesome DJ. I would like to say one of my first moves, as the CH3 GM is that I am firing MILK MY YAK from haberdashery. I am relieving him of his duty because he is lazy good for nothing hasher that has not been doing his job by bringing and selling haberdashery to the CH3 hash.

On the flip side MILK MY YAK has been hired as the CH3 Brew master. Those of you present for hash ball witnessed LIFA jumping over the bar to get the last drop of IPA from the keg of beer that MILK made. I have never seen LIFA react this way to beer unless it was good beer like Sam Adams so this beer must have been something and my hangover proves it. I would like to also thank CALVIN for announcing the winners of the hash

awards.

Many thanks go to BATTERIES for taking the time to careful count well over 55 ballots from hashers. Word on the street is BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED is now cross-eyed.

The best costume would have to go to NP for his Oprah impression or EZ ON THE ASS for his Tamales impersonation. WRAPPER SNATCHER and JUST STEPH played the part of two sexy playboy bunnies with JUST I LEAN their pimp Hugh Hefner. VIRTUALLY HUNG was a representative of the fine German ethnic group with his lederhosen on.

Everyone looked great and was ready to have a good time. I had to laugh though because so many people thought there was not enough food or beer. Well I still have left over food if anyone wants it and the MGD keg was left over for the next days hash. We basically had 45 gallons of beer for 45 hashers or one gallon per hasher and at least 7 bottles of wine.

MAGNETIC MUFF brought her good friend HOT LIPS in from Grand Rapids to have some fun with us tonight and I think they did. JUST NETTIE and JUST ANGELLE looked like images from the White city worlds fair and later in the evening we were invaded by SHIGGY PIGGY who gave away all of her haberdashery maybe I got some and maybe I didn’t I just do not remember.

The party broke up around midnight for me but rumors abound that the party lasted until morning for some. Next time I need to remember that MILKS beer is at least double the alcohol content of regular beer, and thanks for electing me CH3- GM for another year.

CHCKEN STIFFER

CH3- GM

 
 Hare(s): It’s Too Soft & Chicken Stiffer
 Venue: Starting Bar - Wrightwood Tap – 1059 W. Wrightwood (same place as PoP7 Pre-Lube except this time it’s a PUB CRAWL!!) Click here to download PDF of route map & schedule
  Hash Cash: None. Drink specials @ Every bar pay-as-you-go

The first ever Anthrax Pub Crawl started auspiciously with an appearance by my good friend Andrea and her crew @ Wrightwood Tap. With a start like this you know it’s gonna be a great weekend!

Last year so many people from Big Hump came ready to rock they blew out our party at The Union so this year we’ve brought friends to the fight and are unleashing a full-blown Fuji pub crawl instead. Will Big Hump have GAME? Can Indyscent REPRESENT? Will Madison swear off drinking alcohol forever after HITTING THIS WALL? Come find out!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line or Brown Line to Fullerton, hoof it two blocks North to Wrightwood and West 1 block to Seminary.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, Fullerton #74 Bus East to Sheffield, hoof it two block North on Sheffield to Wrightwood and 1 block West to Seminary.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to the Wrightwood/Lincoln/Sheffield six-way intersection and try and find parking. Good luck as it’s Lincoln Park on a Friday night. Best bet is by adjacent Jonquil Park between Wrightwood and Lill just West of Sheffield. Watch out for the side streets as most are Zone 143 Resident Permit Parking only ($85 ticket fine!). Driving to pub crawls is like looking for a gas leak with a cigarette lighter. Just say no.

OMG for those who braved the wintery ice storm and the fact there was so much going on we couldn’t get into either Kelsey’s or Kendall’s because both bars were completely full it was still an awesome time. Mad props to my good friend Andrea (top center) whose crew outdid themselves with their outfits this year as well as those peeps who roadtripped in from Los Angeles, San Francisco and Phoenix as well as my friends Renee, Erin and Keely from my intern class of 2001 – you guys rock!!! Wow!!