Tale of the Non-Trail: Chicago 2008 Hash Ball – 3.1.2008 @ Janina’s Gin Mill & Saloon

Here’s a pic of Rent a Virgin and Virgin Banger showing the two sides of Chicago. Pix are on nav bar to the left!

Hare(s): CH3 MisManageMent & the 2008 Hash Ball Special Events Committee
Venue: Janina’s Gin Mill & Saloon – 3457 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: A measly $35 at the door, if available. 

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Doors open 7:30pm!

It’s real simple, dinner, drinking and debauchery!

Come dressed as anything to do with Chicago – Let your imagination run wild!!! Or just dress to impress.

Registration includes grub, beer, (Milk My Yak will be supplementing our kegs of Macrobrew with his own homebrew recipes, and as a bonus you are allowed to bring your own wine) plenty of drunk dancing and general hash fun.

Whooz cuming so far?

Dr. Poolittle – TH3
Just Tracie – TH3
Just Carole – Somewhere in Colorado
Just Nettie – CH3
Just Angelle – CH3
Hot Lips- GRH3 GM
Just Mike- GRH3
Calvin Klein- CH3
Batteries not Included- CH3
Odor Eater- CH3
Rotten Whore- CH3
Mount Schwiinga- CH3
Chicken Stiffer- CH3
Just Martin- ???
Spotted Cock- CH3
Magnetic Muff-CH3
Virtually Hung- CH3
Horn-E- CH3
Milk My Yak- CH3
Barks on all Fours- CH3
LIfa- CH3
SUper Stuffer- Ch3
Mouthful of meat- CH3
Ballsalotpus- CH3
R-Tard-E – CH3
Just Rob- CH3
Just Stef- CH3
Just I LEAN- CH3
PACKhER ARSE- CH3
Mudsucker- CH3
Its Too Soft- CH3
Ez on the ASS- CH3
Just Tom- CH3
Flying Hooters- CH3
Are they Real- CH3
One Handed Typist-CH3
Just Jenn- CH3
No Penetration- CH3
Wrapper Snatcher- SDH3—–> CH3 good trade
Virgin banger- CH3
Renta Virgin- CH3

Click here to download the rego form in PDF format

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Addison, Addison #152 bus West to Kedvale (2 blks East of Milwaukee and 1 blk East of Keeler), hoof it two blocks South to the bar which is at the corner of Kedvale and Milwaukee.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, hoof it West to Kedvale (2 blks East of Milwaukee and 1 blk East of Keeler), hoof it two blocks South to the bar which is at the corner of Kedvale and Milwaukee, or just take the Milwaukee #56 bus to Milwaukee & Kedvale.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie whist contributing to increased desertiziation of Sub-Saharan Africa and cruise to the corner of Milwaukee & Kedvale. On-street parking is about as plentiful as intoxicated snowmobilers in Wisconsin this time of the year.

We rented out their backroom so we can bring in all the food and beer we want and trust me we will avail ourselves admirably of that privilege and it will be GLORIOUS. There will be a DJ and plenty of drunk dancing by the end of the night. Anyone caught taking pictures of It’s Too Soft dancing or smooching will join Jimmy Hoffa under the North end zone of Giants Stadium.

This is what happens when you mix too much beer, too much food and too much good times with the Chicago Hash House Harriers. BTW – Chicken Stiffer was re-enlisted for yet another tour of duty as GM!

HASH BALL 3/1/08

ATTENDEES=49

Just Carole, Just Nettie-, Just Angelle- CH3, Hot Lips- GRH3 GM, Just Mike- CH3??, Calvin Klein- CH3 ,Batteries not Included- CH3 , Odor Eater- CH3, Rotten Whore- CH3, Mount Schwiinga- CH3, Chicken Stiffer- CH3, Just Martin- ???, Spotted Cock- CH3, Magnetic Muff-CH3, Virtually Hung- CH3, Horn-E- CH3, Milk My Yak= CH3, Barks on all Fours- CH3, Lifa- CH3, Super Stuffer-Ch3, Mouthful of meat- CH3, Ballsalotpus-CH3, R-Tard-E – CH3, Just Rob- CH3, Just Stef- CH3, Just I LEAN- CH3, PACKhER ARSE- CH3, Mudsucker- CH3, Its Too Soft- CH3, Ez on the ASS- CH3, Just Tom- CH3, Flying Hooters- CH3, Are they Real- CH3, One Handed Typist-CH3, Just Jenn- CH3, No Penetration- CH3, Wrapper Snatcher, Virgin banger- CH3, Renta Virgin- CH3, Just Ken- KCH3, Just Tyrone And Just Tyrone II, Dr. Poolittle- TH3, Mrs. Poolittle-TH3, Just Rob, W’All Bangher, Anal Assault, Just Ed, Shiggy Piggy

I was very happy to see all of you make it to hash ball this year at Jania’s, if you missed it you missed one hell of a time. I would first like to thank ROTTEN WHORE and MOUNT SCHWIIINGA who helped to plan or set-up this event. ODOR EATER as always played the part of our awesome DJ. I would like to say one of my first moves, as the CH3 GM is that I am firing MILK MY YAK from haberdashery. I am relieving him of his duty because he is lazy good for nothing hasher that has not been doing his job by bringing and selling haberdashery to the CH3 hash.

On the flip side MILK MY YAK has been hired as the CH3 Brew master. Those of you present for hash ball witnessed LIFA jumping over the bar to get the last drop of IPA from the keg of beer that MILK made. I have never seen LIFA react this way to beer unless it was good beer like Sam Adams so this beer must have been something and my hangover proves it. I would like to also thank CALVIN for announcing the winners of the hash

awards.

Many thanks go to BATTERIES for taking the time to careful count well over 55 ballots from hashers. Word on the street is BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED is now cross-eyed.

The best costume would have to go to NP for his Oprah impression or EZ ON THE ASS for his Tamales impersonation. WRAPPER SNATCHER and JUST STEPH played the part of two sexy playboy bunnies with JUST I LEAN their pimp Hugh Hefner. VIRTUALLY HUNG was a representative of the fine German ethnic group with his lederhosen on.

Everyone looked great and was ready to have a good time. I had to laugh though because so many people thought there was not enough food or beer. Well I still have left over food if anyone wants it and the MGD keg was left over for the next days hash. We basically had 45 gallons of beer for 45 hashers or one gallon per hasher and at least 7 bottles of wine.

MAGNETIC MUFF brought her good friend HOT LIPS in from Grand Rapids to have some fun with us tonight and I think they did. JUST NETTIE and JUST ANGELLE looked like images from the White city worlds fair and later in the evening we were invaded by SHIGGY PIGGY who gave away all of her haberdashery maybe I got some and maybe I didn’t I just do not remember.

The party broke up around midnight for me but rumors abound that the party lasted until morning for some. Next time I need to remember that MILKS beer is at least double the alcohol content of regular beer, and thanks for electing me CH3- GM for another year.

CHCKEN STIFFER

CH3- GM

Tale of the Trail – 6th Anthrax Pre-Pre Lube aka the PPC’s 11th Annual 12 Bars of Christmas Lincoln Park Neighborhood Pub Crawl

OMG for those who braved the wintery ice storm and the fact there was so much going on we couldn’t get into either Kelsey’s or Kendall’s because both bars were completely full it was still an awesome time. Mad props to my good friend Andrea (top center) whose crew outdid themselves with their outfits this year as well as those peeps who roadtripped in from Los Angeles, San Francisco and Phoenix as well as my friends Renee, Erin and Keely from my intern class of 2001 – you guys rock!!! Wow!!