Chicago HHH Run #1711 Sunday 3/6 – 2:00 PM @ Brendan’s Too
Hares: International Virgin & Salty Gash
Venue: Brendan's Too - 3135 W. Montrose Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Mardi Gras! Dress in your finest Mardi Gras gear ( green, purple, gold ).
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Brown Line to Kedzie, hoof it several blocks South to Montrose and a block and a half East to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose 78 bus East to da bar a block and a half past Kedzie.
Driving 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Montrose and Troy (between Kedzie and Troy)
Chicago HHH Run #1710 Sunday 2/27 – 2:00 PM @ Hidden Shamrock
Chicago HHH Run #1710
Sunday 2/27 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Fistful of Pricks & The newly elected GM
Venue: Hidden Shamrock - 2723 N. Halsted St.
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it two blocks East on Diversey to the bar which is on Halsted just South of Diversey.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square, Diversey 76 bus East to Halsted, South on Halsted 1/2 block to da bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Halsted & Diversey. Most meters in the area are 9pm and side streets are Zone 143 & 383 so good luck with that.
2011 Hash Ball 2.26.11 – 7pm @ Kirkwood
Hey Wanks!
Here are the details for this year's Hash Ball:
Who: CH3, et al
What: Come out and enjoy food and drink with your fellow hashers as we welcome a new GM. Dress as your favorite TV star or dress to impress. We've got a $35 package that includes ALL draft beer, well liquor, wine, soda AND some select bottomless apps.
When: February 26, 7-1o p.m.
Where: Kirkwood Bar & Grill (2934 N. Sheffield - corner of Sheffield & Oakdale)
Why: Just any old excuse to get together without having to worry about some pesky trail.
How to pay: Either in person (at a hash or at the door) or by paypal. Add $2 for paypal fees.
How (to get there)
CTA - Brown Line to Wellington, walk west to Sheffield then down a block or so or Red Line to Belmont and walk West to Sheffield and three blocks South to Oakdale. The bar is on the west side of the street at the corner of Sheffield & Oakdale. You can also take the Diversey 76 bus East to Sheffield and walk three blocks North to Oakdale.
Driving - I don't recommend it because a) you'll be drinking and b) it's Lincoln Park on Saturday night.
Chicago HHH Run #1708 Sunday 2/13 – 2:00 PM @ Burton Place
Hares: Mt. Schwiiinga & Sandy Syphylis
Venue: Burton Place - 1447 N. Wells St.
Hash Cash: $8
Event: St. Valentine's Day Run
From the hares: We have a private room on the 2nd floor. Please dress up for Valentine's Day. There will be prizes!
Environmentally-friendly public transportation:
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview - Red Line to Division, hoof it a couple blocks West on Division to Wells and then North on Wells or the Brown Line to Sedgwick and hoof it East on North Ave from Sedgwick to Wells and then South on Wells.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown - Blue Line to Division, take the Division 70 Bus East to Wells, hoof it a couplea blocks North to the bar.
Driving:
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to basically North Ave and Wells. Parking in Old Town sucks worse than warm Icehouse. Best bet is to look South of North Ave and West of Wells as Lincoln Park and the Gold Coast are NOT the places to look for parking on the Near North Side.
Chicago HHH Run #1706 Sunday 1/30 – 2:00 PM @ Joe's on Weed
Batteries Not Included & Calvin Klein
Venue: Joe's Bar - 940 W. Weed. St.
Hash Cash: $8
Event: Calvin's Birthday Hash
From the hares:
Top 10 Reasons to go to Calvin Klein's Birthday Hash This Sunday
10. More beer is the best way to get rid of your "Beer Olympics" hangover
9. $3.75 pitchers - no passing the hat!
8. You can finally get CK back for all the down downs he's given you in the past.
7. Joe's has good grub!
6. A guaranteed shitty trail laid by one of Chicago's best - Calvin Klein
5. A room to ourselves with our own bartender, anything can happen...
4. Cupcakes!
3. It's the fourth annual, don't fuck with tradition people!
2. Football is over, what else are you going to do on a Sunday?
AAaannnddd the number one reason you should go to Sunday's hash is....
1. A Calvin Klein circle which will probably last three hours or until he passes out. Enjoy it now before he leaves the country again!
On On!
Batteries Not Included
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to North Clyborn, hoof it two blocks West to Fremont, a block South to Weed and a 1/2 block West to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line Damen, hoof it a 1/2 block North to the North Ave #72 bus which runs about every 10 minutes that time of the day on Sundays to Sheffield, hoof it 1 block South on Sheffield to Weed and East on Weed to da bar.
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Weed St. between Sheffield & Fremont. Parking is usually kinda scarce on Weed by da bar but can usually be found to the South in the ‘hood like on Blackhawk or Eastman st.
Chicago HHH Run #1705 Sunday 1/23 – Noon @ Stab 'Em's House of Hashing – 6530 S. University Ave.
Hares: Stab 'Em & Slab 'Em & Lifa
Venue: Stab 'Em's House of Hashing - 6530 S. University Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Theme: The Snow Hash (if we're lucky). Bring some extra shoes and socks just in case.
From the hares: The NFC Championship game starts at 2:00. You will be back at the on-in by that time, where football viewing will be available! The hares will provide food (probably Italian Beef sandwiches), but please feel free to contribute additional snacks and side dishes.
Transport: Parking is readily available. By CTA, take green line to Cottage Grove then zig-zag east and south a few blocks to the start. There are also bus possibilities but please check the CTA website. By Metra, from Millennium Station (Michigan & Randolph), train leaves at 11:00 and arrives at 63rd St. Station at 11:18. Buy your ticket before boarding and tell the conductor you want off at 63rd (it's a flag stop only). Go out the 64th St. exit and zig-zag south and west to the start. (map)
Chicago HHH Run #1703 Packers/Eagles Playoff Hash
Sunday 1/9/11 - 2:00 PM
Hare(s): It’s Too Soft & Back Door County
Venue: Paddy Long’s Beer & Bacon Pub – 1028 W Diversey
Hash Cash: $8 Wear your favorite team's bling, even if it's the BEARS! A-B with the game at the on-in in HD!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it a half block West to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square, Diversey 76 bus East to da bar (between Seminary & Sheffield).
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey & Sheffield. Parking is free on zone permit streets until 6pm.
Chicago HHH Run #1702 Sunday 1/2/11 – 12:00 PM @ Claddaugh Ring
Chicago HHH Run #1702
Sunday 1/2/11 - 12:00 PM PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE START TIME!!!!!!
Hare: SOUL TACO and POULTRY FUCKER
Venue: Claddaugh Ring at 2306 W Foster
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus East to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Foster & Oakley.
Chicago HHH Run #1701 Sunday 12/26 – 2:00 PM @ O'Langan's
Chicago HHH Run #1701
Sunday 12/26 - 2:00 PM
Hare: Chicken Stiffer
Venue: O'Lanagan's - 2337 W. Montrose Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose 78 bus East to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park..
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Montrose & Western, then one block East to Claremont. On street parking on the side streets is usually very not bad.
Chicago #1699 Sat 12/18 @ 2pm – Great Chicago Anthrax Scare and Hash IX & Santa Hat Run
Event: The 9th Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat RunFrom the organizers: Includes a Hazmat suit, souvenir nametag and a commemorative event T-shirt (if you registered by 12/11). Of course there will be an especially S-H-I-T-T-Y trail, followed by circle, great food catered by Robinson's Ribs, tons of beer, a DJ, dancing, partying.
Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Super Stuff'her
Venue: The Four Treys Bar - 3333 N. Damen Ave.
$50 if you wait until the last minute to decide ya goof, if available.
>>> Dec 18th Walk-ups (if available) cash only please
Note: shirts NOT guaranteed for walk-ups!The World's Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**
Saturday, December 18, 2010 Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1430hrs (keg will be tapped at 2pm)
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2010 Flagship Event - the 8th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year's event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the backroom of Roscoe Village favorite 4 Trey's and we have the room until MIDNIGHT!
DJ Franco returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.
Fabulous food (isn't all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).
Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.
PLEASE NOTE: In anticipation of changes in EPA rules from the Obama Administration, we ask that participants please RECYCLE your Santa Hats from previous years or show your Anthrax Pride and decorate/ accessorize you own entirely new hat for 2010!
Despite the worst recession in decades 9th Anthrax is still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.
To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger's remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump's Do My Butt's writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails
(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Paulina, hoof 3 blocks west to Damen and one south the School
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Damen Bus to School.Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Damen & School. Parking is hit or miss in the neighborhood. Though this is not a residential permit area.
Chicago HHH Run #1698
Friday 12/17 - 7:00 PMHares: It's Too Soft & Lifa
Venue: McGee's Tavern and Grille - 950 W. Webster Ave.
Hash Cash: Buy your own brew
From the hares: This year we are adding a real hash trail to the traditional pub crawl. The run/crawl will be A to B
- Runners will be rewarded with at least 2 beer stops. We will join up with our pub-crawling friends at the final pub. Your bags will be transported to the finish.
- For those who prefer to crawl between pubs, directions to the next pub will be provided once the runners have departed.
- We will be on-out at 7:30, but we have negotiated $3 domestic drafts at McGee's starting at 6:00 PM, so feel free to show up early.
- Remember to carry your photo ID with you on trail!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it two blocks South to Webster and just East.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, Fullerton #74 bus East to Sheffield, hoof it two blocks South to Webster and just East.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to the intersection of Sheffield and Webster. Look for whatever parking you can find tho not much is good around there. Side streets are Zone 143 Permit after 6pm. If you wish to drive you are in luck Kelly's has parking next to the building under the el. Best way to access this is to use Sheffield if going north turn right in the alley right before you see Webster. Make a left under the EL and park your car. If you are cumming from the North Cross Webster and make an immediate left into the alley and park under the el on the left side. CARS MUST BE MOVED by MIDNIGHT!!!
Sunday 12/19 - 11:00 AM (note early start!)Hares: International Virgin & M'Alice
Venue: Manhattan's Bar - 415 S. Dearborn St.
Hash Cash: $8
Event: The 1700th Run of the Chicago Hash House Harriers!
From the hares: Our theme will be "Lumberjacks"
Dust off that old Canadian accent, eh, because our visiting hare from British Columbia has called for a Lumberjack theme (as in Monty Python), so pull out your best flannel, your oldest CH3 hash attire and celebrate R*n 1700 at the Anthrax Hangover Hash.
We will be r*nning out of Manhattan's at 415 S. Dearborn. The bar is near CTA Blue, Red and Loop Trains, as well as approximately a 15 minute walk to Union Station for people heading home on Amtrak/MegaBus.
There will be a Walkers Trail and a "Lifa Trail" set specifically for Lifa and anyone else crazy enough to r*n it. Visitors on the Walkers Trail can expect to see around 6 Chicago sights and Lifa Trail will hit around 10, so take your camera if you're not a local.
There will be a beer/shot stop on trail and there will also be an additional/optional beer and wine stop; bring cash and ID on trail if you'd like some extra booze.
Commemorative event tags for the first 20 people to pay hash cash.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Library/Van Buren, hoof it South a block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, hoof it a block and half South on Dearborn to da bar.Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dearborn between Congress and Van Buren. Good luck with parking.
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