Chicago HHH Run #1801
Sunday 8/26 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Bloody Thighs and Stab ‘em & Slab ‘em
Venue: Holiday Club – 4000 N. Sheridan Rd
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12th Annual
Power of the Pussy
CH3 #1800
| Main Event Pricing: $40 through July 4th $45 July 5th-August 25th $50 day of the event Sign up for the whole weekend and save: $60 through July 4th $65 July 5th though August 25th | Hares: Back Door County Fistful of Pricks Ginger Snatch Glitter Spitter Salty Gash The Dark Kunt Two Girls, One Cupcake That Thing That Vibrates |
| Payment Options: (1) Fill out the paypal form at left. (2) Print out the paper rego form, fill it out, and pay Salty Gash at your next Chicago H3 Hash. (3) Print out the paper rego form, fill it out, and mail a check payable to “K. McGreevey” to the following address: K. McGreevey 4546 N. Spaulding Chicago, IL 60625 Checks made out to anyone else, including “Chicago Hash House Harriers” will not be honored and your rego won’t go through. (4) Show up the day of the event with cash and have everyone pissed off at you. |
| Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #1799 Friday, August 24, 2012 – 7PM: Hidden Shamrock – 2723 N Halsted St Pre-Lube & Late Night Trail Start your Power of the Pussy Weekend off in style with a visit to one of our favorite Chicago bars, the Hidden Shamrock. We’ll be meeting and drinking beginning at 7PM, but that’s only the half of it, as we’ll be leaving for trail at the ridiculous hour of 10PM. Don’t get too messed up or you’re likely to miss out on all of the fun! $20 hash cash. Food available for purchase. | View CH3 Bar Map in a larger map |
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| Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #1800 Saturday, August 25 – Noon: LaBagh Woods, Grove #2 (near Foster & Cicero) Main Event! This is it, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Kegs will be tapped promptly at 12 noon with chalk talk set to take place at 1PM. The ladies have assured me that they’ve planned an immaculately shitty trial with multiple beer stops, a dazzling array of games, & delicious food to stuff your faces with! We had to move the start time up because we’ve only got the park until sunset, but once the sun goes down, the party will continue at O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston Ave), just a short walk from the park and another one of our favorite bars here in Chicago. |
| View CH3 Bar Map in a larger map | Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #1801 Sunday, August 26 – NOON: Hangover Hash Holiday Club – 4000 N. Sheridan Rd If you’re still alive after this disaster of a weekend be sure to drag your ass out of bed and join us for a hangover trail. We promise that trail will be short and shitty and that circle will be long and drunken. Other than that, we make no promises. $5 hash cash. |
| Hash Name | Home Hash | Hash Name | Home Hash |
| Back Door County | Chicago H3 | Fistful of Pricks | Chicago H3 |
| Ginger Snatch | Chicago H3 | Glitter Spitter | Rag Time H3 |
| Salty Gash | Chicago H3 | The Dark Kunt | Chicago H3 |
| Two Girls, One Cupcake | Chicago H3 | That Thing That Vibrates | Rag Time H3 |
| Snatchsquatch | Chicago H3 | Taste the Rainbow | Chicago H3 |
| Disco Ballz | Chicago H3 | Just Roger | Chicago H3 |
| 69 Cent Man | Chicago H3 | Lifa | Chicago H3 |
| R Tard E | Chicago H3 | Slippery Fingers | Thirstday H3 |
| Just Ericka | Chicago H3 | Cum In My AssFault | Chicago H3 |
| Two Hair Nets | Chicago H3 | Lock Nut Cockster | Big Hump H3 |
| Genital Tort | Big Hump H3 | Three Inch King | Big Hump H3 |
| Sandy Syphyllis | Chicago H3 | Roofie Ragu | Chicago H3 |
| It’s Too Soft | Chicago H3 | Corn Star | Chicago H3 |
| Monkey Semen, Monkey Do | Chicago H3 | Weird Al Spankabitch | Blooming Fools H3 |
| Double Fister | Chicago H3 | Hoosier Daddy | Chicago H3 |
| Rusty Grundle | Chicago H3 | Momma Strangelove | Chicago H3 |
| Sorry I Swallowed | Chicago H3 | Drill In My Box | Chicago H3 |
| Gay Ping Panda, Hidden Homo | Chicago H3 | How Do You Like My Headlights NOW | Big Hump H3 |
| Dark Side of the Poon | Chicago H3 | Sin Calzones | Chicago H3 |
| Uploader | Chicago H3 | WJew40 | Thirstday H3 |
| Little Trojan Annie | Thirstday H3 | Bang Me, Blow Me, Get Me Off! | Thirstday H3 |
| Eevel Weezel | Orphan | Pool Job | Chicago H3 |
| Mr. Ed | Minneapolis H3 | Mrs. Ed | Minneapolis H3 |
| Chunder Pussy | Chicago H3 | Bubbles | CoMotion H3 |
| Mt. Schwiiinga | Chicago H3 | Chicken Stiffer | Chicago H3 |
| Poultry Fucker | Chicago H3 | Money $hot | IndyScent H3 |
| Ass Capades | Chicago H3 | Jizzzzzz | H3 of Sant’o Barbara |
| Feather | Chicago H3 | Jack MeHoff | Cleveland H3 |
| Just Jeff | VIRGN! | Just Julie | VIRGN! |
| Soul Taco | Chicago H3 | Pecker-Mache | Madison H3 |
| Just Lori | Chicago H3 | Ice Princess | Chicago H3 |
| String Theory | Chicago H3 | Return to Gender | Madison H3 |
| Just Dave | Chicago H3 | Just Sarah | ChicagoH3 |
| Suck the Dick | IndyScent H3 | This Feels Wrong | Rag Time H3 |
| Just Matt | Chicago H3 | TampOn TampOff | Thirstday H3 |
| Sax-a-ma-bone | Waukesha H3 | Mothers Against Cougars (MAC) | Hoosier H3 |
What’s that up in the sky? A bird? A plane? No, its the 11th Annual “Super” Power of the Pussy Hash! Come join the Chicago Hash House Harriers on July 8th, 9th, and 10th as we hand the keys to the kingdom over to the ladies of PoP once again!
Friday, July 8th – Pre-Lube (dress as your “alter ego”) - Start the weekend off right with a 3-hour (8-11pm) drink deal for $20 . We’ll be at Joe’s on Weed (940 W. Weed), in a reserved section in their awesome outdoor patio. Show up as your “alter-ego.” The Peter Parker to your Spider Man, the “Bruce Banner” to your Hulk.
Saturday, July 9th – Main Event (Rego includes T-Shirt, beer, food) – Sully’s (1501 N. Dayton). Starting off at 3pm (on out at 3:30), the trail will have lots of great urban shiggy, multiple beer stops and themed games and challenges. The on-in will feature a summer BBQ buffet, multiple kegs of beer, and all the fun and shenangian’s you’d expect. Registration before June 23rd also gets you a tech t-shirt.
Sunday, July 10th – Hangover Hash: DFL Haus (2208 W. Diversey). Foofdeck. What more do you need? Regular hash cash. ($8)
Who Is Coming? Sin Calzones – CH3 Fistful of Pricks – CH3 Dark Side of the Poon – CH3 Snatchsquatch – CH3 Salty Gash – CH3 Glory Hole – CH3 Corn Star – CH3 Taste The Rainbow – CH3 Two Girls, One Cupcake – CH3 Asscapades – CH3 O’Shitty Runch – CH3 Just Ehhh – CH3 RTard E – CH3 Just Fallyn – CH3 10 Dix with Wings – CH3 Magnetic Muff – CH3 Hump Me Dump Me – CH3 Cum In My Assfault – CH3 Finger Picking Good – Little Rock H3 Just Adriana – CH3 Batteries Not Included – CH3 Calvin Klein – CH3 WJew40 – CH3/OBH3 Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em -CH3 Just Mark – homeless Uploader – CH3 Soggy Deposits – CH3 Soul Taco – CH3 Orgy Cum Dumpster – Big Hump HHH Stink Palm – Big Hump HHH Dewey Sexual System – Big Hump HHH Disco Ass – STLH3 It’s too Soft – Waukesha (SUCKS!) Rotten Whore – CH3 Mount Schwiiinga – CH3 Sandy Syphilis – CH3 Just Julie – CH3 Crop Duster – CH3 Goat Flow Opa/Just Nancy – CH3 TampOn-TampOff – CH3 Tell it to My Nipples – CH3 The Dark Kunt – CH3 Wang Chunks – CH3 Tinkle Trotsky – CH3 Half Fag – CH3 Dr. Fudge Knuckles – CH3 Beer Spill Valdez – CH3


THE MAIN EVENT
Hare(s): The PoP9 Harrierettes
Venue: A-B Starting at Manhattan’s Bar, 415 S Dearborn
Hash Cash: $40 June 2 – July 17; $45 walk-up

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Library/Van Buren, hoof it South a block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, hoof it a block and half South on Dearborn to da bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dearborn between Congress and Van Buren. Good luck with parking.
Registration forms available: Click Here To Download
For our visitors, we have secured 15 rooms at the Red Roof Inn (Downtown.). The standard double room rate is $84.99 (plus tax). 15 Rooms are guaranteed until July 7th. When booking, mention "Chicago Hash House Harriers – Group Code # B281CHIHAS"
Call hotel directly at (312)787-3580 to make the reservation.
162 E. Ontario
Chicago, IL
www.redroof-chicago-downtown.com
Also, parking is available for $36/day with in/out access.
Commorative event t-shirt is now included in the rego price!!! PLEASE NOTE WE NEED TO HAVE YOUR REGO IN HAND JULY 1ST SO WE CAN PLACE THE SHIRT ORDER, NON OF THIS POSTMARK B.S.! (sorry, ordering logistics!)
Other purrrrfect activities planned for the weekend:
Hashpitality Suite at the Party Central Skydeck
Friday Afternoon, July 17, 2009 – Sunday July 19, 2009
starting around 3pm, $5 VIP Backstage pass gets you all the beer you can drink (until we kill the keg) and a grille out Saturday at Noon before the PoP main event (get some food in ya before some serious drinkin’!).
Party Central SkyDeck (a.k.a. Ruji’s Foofdeck)
933 W Wolfram St., Rooftop (come up stairs in the back)
Hashpitality Suite is Back For PoP 9!
Just like I did last year for PoP I will once again be opening up the Party Central SkyDeck for use as Hashpitality where people can hang out and have a beer or two during downtimes before/after the PoP events themselves.
This year for Hashpitality we will be selling $5 "VIP Backstage Passes" which will get you a special tag (you will need to display your backstage pass while at Hashpitality so that Security does not escort you off the premises), all the beer you can drink (until we kill the keg) and a BBQ luncheon at Noon Saturday (food is on a first-come basis as there’s a limit to what we can do here for five bucks!).
Doors open 3pm (or so) Friday afternoon and close a half hour before the next PoP event to allow for travel time. Doors open Saturday and Sunday depending on when we can drag our hungover butts out of bed.
For the one or two people who don’t know this yet, the Party Central SkyDeck (aka "Ruji’s Foofdeck) is at 933 W. Wolfram St right next to the Diversey Brown Line station. Parking should be a little less horrific than normal as the Cubs are out of town, however public transit is still HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. Hit my cell 312-925-6386 if lost or to verify we’re awake (hopefully I should be getting a new battery this week so it will work by then!)
Party on on to PoP 9!!!
Fuji
Dangling Dick Pub Crawl
Friday night, July 17, 2009
7pm start, $10 wristband gets you great drink specials all night. Proceeds will be donated to National Cervical Cancer Coalition
6-8 McFadden’s, 1206 N. State $1 Dos Equis, 1/2 price nachos
8-9PM Bootlegger’s, 13 W. Division. Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $3 SV Supreme vodka cocktails, $.50 off all other drinks! $8 domestic pitchers
9-10 Pippin’s Tavern, 806 N. Rush: Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $4 Jim Beam Black Cocktails, $.50 off all other drinks! $8 domestic pitchers
10-12am (or perhaps later), Streeter’s – 50 E. Chicago. Specials: $3 MGD 64 and Highlife; $4 Jim Beam Black Cocktails; $8 domestic pitchers, $.50 off all other drinks!
Please note that pitchers are limited at Bootlegger’s and Pippen’s since that’s not something they normally do.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Clark & Division and hoof it a couple a blocks East. Bar is on Division between Dearborn and State.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Division, Division 70 bus East to da bar. Bar is on Division between Dearborn and State.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Division between Dearborn and State. Good luck finding parking around here!
PoP 9 Hangover Hash
Sunday, July 19 2009
12:00pm NOON, $5
Location Kasey’s – 701 S. Dearborn A-B!!!
Whooz Cumming, So Far:
| 69 Cent Man | Chicago H3 |
| Anal Assault | Chicago H3 |
| Anal Puker | Chicago H3 |
| Asscapades | Chicago H3 |
| Ballcock Dumper | Chicago H3 |
| Burning Asshole | Big Hump |
| Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey | TH3 |
| Chicken Stiffer | Chicago H3 |
| Corn Star | TH3 |
| Crop Duster | Chicago H3 |
| Double Fister | IndyScent |
| Erin Go Buff | Chicago H3 |
| Finger Picking Good | Little Rock H3 |
| Fish Lips | IndyScent |
| Fistful of Pricks | Chicago H3 |
| Front Running Blond | |
| Gay Blade | Big Hump |
| Ginger Snatch | Chicago H3 |
| Glory Hole | Chicago H3 |
| Hasher of a Thousand Names | Chicago H3 |
| Hoosier Daddy | Chicago H3 |
| Horn-E | Bushman |
| Hot Lips | Grand Rapids H3 |
| Ice Princess | Chicago H3 |
| International Virgin | 2CH3 |
| It’s Too Soft | Chicago H3 |
| Just Allie | Chicago H3 |
| Just Daniel | Chicago H3 |
| Just Drew | TH3 |
| Just Job | Chicago H3 |
| Just Jordan | TH3 |
| Just Julie | TH3 |
| Just Kestrel | TH3 |
| Just Mike | TH3 |
| Just Nettie | Chicago H3 |
| Lawrence of the Labia | IndyScent |
| Lifa | Chicago H3 |
| Likes it on the Bottom | Chicago H3 |
| MotorWhoreA | Chicago H3 |
| Mount Schwiiinga | TH3 |
| Mouthful of Meat | Chicago H3 |
| Odor Eater | Chicago H3 |
| Oral Persuasion | IndyScent |
| Poke His Anus | TH3 |
| Poultry Fucker | Chicago H3 |
| R Tard E | Chicago H3 |
| Return to Gender | MadisonH3 |
| Ricky’s Crab Shack | Big Hump |
| Rotten Whore | Chicago H3 |
| Salty Gash | Chicago H3 |
| Show Me Your Tits | IndyScent |
| Snatchsquatch | Chicago H3 |
| Soul Taco | Chicago H3 |
| Spread’em Bitch | Long Beach H3 |
| Stairmaster | MadisonH3 |
| Super Stuff’er | Chicago H3 |
| Tit Mouse | Big Hump |
On-On to PoP!
Salty Gash
PoP 9 Treasurer
"I don’t need more cowbell… I need more Pussy!"