Chicago HHH Run #1748 Sunday 10/09 – 2:00PM @ Hamilton’s Bar & Grill
Chicago HHH Run #1748
Sunday 10/09 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Virtually Hung
Venue: Hamilton's Bar & Grill - 6341 N. Broadway
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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hare This will be an A to B trail, with the B within a mile of the A.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head toward Howard - get off at Loyola and walk South on Sheridan. Continue South on Broadway after Sheridan turns back East, and the bar will be half a block down on the East side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line and head toward Howard - get off at Loyola and walk South on Sheridan. Continue South on Broadway after Sheridan turns back East, and the bar will be half a block down on the East side of the street.
Driving 
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway, Devon, and Sheridan.
Anthrax X
Anthrax X
The Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat Run
Dec 15th-18th, 2011
Because once every so often a hare does something so stupid that the entirety of Lincoln Park gets shut down.
This year the Chicago Hash House Harriers are pulling out all of the stops in order to provide you with a truly memorable hashing experience in celebration of the Tenth Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat Run. Working in conjunction with Thirstday H3, Bushman H3, and Second City H3, the Chicago Hash House Harriers are proud to present four days, six trails, and one great city.
| Wednesday - Dec 14th, 6pm - Wingsday & Chicago H3 Drinking Practice - Pay As You Go Wednesday is the roughest day of the week, right? Not with $0.25 wings and $1 cans of PBR it isn't. We'll be meeting up at 6pm at our usual haunt of O'Malley's West (2249 N. Lincoln Ave), but it won't be just any other Wingsday - our old friend Beer Spill Valdez will be back in town for one last night of debauchery before he continues on his way to California. Everyone come on out to say goodbye (again) to our former RA, and if you're lucky there will be a few karaoke ballads sung your way. |
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Thurday - Dec 15th, 7pm - Thirstday H3 #421 - $8 -
Start your weekend early and join the Thirstday Hash House Harriers for their regularly scheduled run. An enjoyable hashing experience is guaranteed, as Thirstday is known for their pursuit of "Urban Shiggy" an discovering great destinations just off of the beaten path, and you'll have two veteran hares in Snatchsquatch and Taste the Rainbow taking you through the historic Hyde Park. Participants are suggested to catch up on their Chicago history by reading Devil In The White City, as that'll help familiarize you with the mythology of the neighborhood. |
| Friday - Dec 16th, 7pm - Chicago H3 #1758 - Anthrax Pre-Lube/Pub Crawl Trail - Pay As You Go -
Lifa & O'Shitty Runch will be your hares for this romp through the historic Logan Square neighborhood (and current "it" neighborhood for Chicago's hipster population) - for the walkers of the group this will be a traditional Pub Crawl, but for those who wants to witness the Winter Wonderland that is Chicago, Lifa & O'Shitty Runch are assured to provide a trail with multiple beer stops (not just at the bars). Participants are expected to pay as you go, but we are working with local bars to get the best drink specials possible for all of you. We'll be starting the whole thing off at Green Eye Lounge (2403 W. Homer St), which is right underneath the Western Blue Line stop, so it is especially easy to get to. |
| Saturday - Dec 17th, Noon - Bushman H3 #77 - $5 -
Think Chicago is just streets, alleys, and city parks? Think again! The Cook County Forest Preserves offer an excellent opportunity for shiggy and most are within reach of Chicago's excellent public transit system. Horn E will be your hare for this trail, and the super-cheap $5 hash cash will get you a unique perspective on hashing in Chicago. Transportation to Anthrax's main event will be provided for all of those who wish to run both trails.
Here are the exact directions to this trail (according to Horn E): Take the blue line to Jefferson Park or the red line to Berwyn and then take the foster bus. Go to Cicero and then walk north about one block. The entrance to the woods is on the right/east side of the street and is a road into the woods and over the expressway. Then go into the north parking lot. Driving, take I 94 north to Foster and take it west bound to Cicero, just over the expressway. Turn right and go north one block and take the first right into the woods and over the bridge and then go north. Coming from the north, take I 94 south to Edens, a gently slopping road down to Cicero. Go about one block and there will be a entrance into the woods on the left, over a bridge and then go to your left at the fork. Taking Metra, get off at Forest Glen and walk directly east to Cicero. This should be just about at the entrance to the woods. Follow above directions. |
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Saturday - Dec 17th, 3pm - Chicago H3 #1759 - Anthrax X - $30-$50 - This is it, the main event. Join us in donning Hazmat suits and Santa hats as we run around the Lincoln Park and Old Town neighborhoods of Chicago. We'll have trails for both runners and walkers as veteran Chicago hare R Tard E is joined by Licker Leash and WJew40 for what will certainly be a especially shitty trail (rumor has it that they've been planning this trail for months, so you wankers better try extra hard to spoil it for them). Your rego gets you a Hazmat suit, an event tag, an event bag, hours of unlimited booze at Burton's Place in a private room, and an epic circle RAed by Chicago Legend Calvin Klein. Rego early to save yourself some cash
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As an added bonus, we'll have Anthrax hoodies for sale for the low price of $20 (image at right). These are not included in your rego, as we decided to give away bags but then found out there was a huge demand for another, more traditional, give away. There may be other shirts, and the new patches and keychains may be in by then as well, so bring your wallets and stock up on Haberdashery - they make great stocking stuffers for your Hash Mistress.| Sunday - Dec 18th, 11am - Chicago H3 #1760 - Anthrax Hangover - $8 - From a the classic hash bar Hidden Shamrock (2723 N. Halsted) we have a group of super-secret hares planning a trail that is sure to wake you up, work off your hangover, and make you thirsty for more booze. Trail is probably going to be especially shitty and circle will probably be especially long, so bring all of your favorite songs. I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to kill you. | View Larger Map |
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Sunday - Dec 18th, 2pm - Second City H3 #367 - Christmas Party Hash - $10 - We turn the keys over to our friends at Second City for the final hash of the weekend. This will be an exceptionally long trail, which will be all the better for your lingering hangovers. A white elephant gift exchange and pot luck dinner are expected to follow afterwards. An excellent way for you to wind down after a hectic weekend. |
| Wednesday - Dec 21st, 6pm - HO Hash - 8 Bars of Hanukkah / Festivus Pub Crawl - Pay As You Go - Anthrax officially closes up shop on Sunday, but that doesn't mean that the fun has to end. Our buddies EZ On The Ass and International Virgin at the HO Hash (Holiday Orphans) are putting together a second pub crawl to close out the week and get you ramped up for the holidays. Things will kick off early at The Atlantic Bar & Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Ave) and will run late into the night, so if your liver hasn't taken enough punishment already be sure to come out for a night to remember. | View Larger Map |
Coming in from out of town? Not to worry. There are plenty of options for getting to and from Chicago. You can always fly in O'Hare (ORD) or Midway (MDW), take the Amtrack in to Union Station, take the Mega Bus, or you could even carpool up with your closest hash friends.
Need crash space? Don't worry about that either - shoot the Chicago H3 a message either in the comments, in our Yahoo! Group, on our Facebook page, via e-mail, or over our twitter, and we'll do our best to set you up with a welcoming hasher. If you don't want to stay with hasher, that's cool too - the Chicago H3 suggests finding a room at the Days Inn Lincoln Park or at the Chicago Getaway Hostel, but be advised that no group rate has been procured from these institutions.
Still not convinced? Let's see who else is coming:
| Hash Name | Home Hash | Hash Name | Home Hash |
| Snatchsquatch | Chicago H3 | Fistful of Pricks | Chicago H3 |
| Lifa | Chicago H3 | Chicken Stiffer | Chicago H3 |
| Salty Gash | Chicago H3 | Mt. Schwiiinga | Chicago H3 |
| R Tard E | Chicago H3 | Lick'er Leash | Chicago H3 |
| WJew40 | Chicago H3 | Glory Hole | Chicago H3 |
| Hoosier Daddy | Chicago H3 | Creamin' And Screamin' | Chicago H3 |
| Four Score In The Back Door | Chicago H3 | Uploader | Chicago H3 |
| AssCapades | Chicago H3 | Dark Side of the Poon | Chicago H3 |
| Sin Calzones | Chicago H3 | Just Lauren | Chicago H3 |
| Free Mustache Rides | Big Hump H3 | It's Too Soft | Waukesha H3 |
| Crop Duster | Chicago H3 | Goat Flow, Opa! | Chicago H3 |
| Taste The Rainbow | Chicago H3 | Way Too Much Jism | Thirstday H3 |
| Plattypussy | Thirstday H3 | Mad Hatter | St. Louis H3 |
| 10 Dix With Wings | Chicago H3 | Horn E | Chicago H3 |
| Drill In My Box | Chicago H3 | Finger Pricking Good | Little Rock H3 |
| Significant Udders | Sacremento H3 | Two Hair Nets | Chicago H3 |
| Just Jon | Chicago H3 | Malört My Anus | Chicago H3 |
| W'All Bang'er | Chicago H3 | Just Ehhhh | Chicago H3 |
| Double Fister | IndyScent H3 | Kuntfidential Source | IndyScent H3 |
| Corn Star | Chicago H3 | Just Jessica | Thirstday H3 |
| Just Jordan | Chicago H3 | Just Tim | Chicago H3 |
| Soggy Deposits | Chicago H3 | Pool Job | Chicago H3 |
| 69 Cent Man | Chicago H3 | Return to Gender | Madison H3 |
| Rotten | DC Road Whores H3 | Down On Your Knees | Blooming Fools H3 |
| O'Shitty Runch | Chicago H3 | Shitalian Stallion | Chicago H3 |
| Just Mike | Thirstday H3 | The Dark Kunt | Chicago H3 |
| Stab 'em & Slab 'em | Chicago H3 | Just Mark | Chicago H3 |
| Mudsucker | Chicago H3 | Dr. Fudgeknuckles | Chicago H3 |
| 2:19 from Chicago | Big Hump H3 | Fuck Me On Porpoise | Chicago H3 |
| Back Door County | Chicago H3 | Ginger Snatch | Chicago H3 |
| Tumbleweed of Pubes | Chicago H3 | Ballsalotopus | Chicago H3 |
| Poultry Fucker | Chicago H3 | Soul Taco | Chicago H3 |
| International Virgin | Big Dogs H3 | M'Alice | Vancouver H3 |
| Bad Decisions | DC Road Whores H3 | Malort My Anus | Chicago H3 |
| Just Russ | VIRGIN RUN! | Little Trojan Annie | Chicago H3 |
| String Theory | Thirstday H3 | Furry Spice | Chicago H3 |
| Roll On | DCH4 | Every Other Dick | Hillbilly H3 |
| Just Hattie | Chicago H3 | Just Louis | Chicago H3 |
| Just Dave | Chicago H3 | Just Janet | Chicago H3 |
| That Thing That Vibrates | Chicago H3 | Fag Whore | Sin City H3 |
| Smell This | Thirstday H3 | Just Deepak | VIRGIN RUN! |
| Calvin Klein | Chicago H3 | Ice Princess | Chicago H3 |
| Just Bonnie | Chicago H3 | Prick of the Litter | Music City H3 |
| Elmo's Fuck Buddy | Music City H3 | Prick of the Litter | Music City H3 |
| Smell This | Thirstday H3 | Just Deppak | VIRGIN RUN! |
| Hood Whorenament | Chicago H3 | Mr. Poopy Pants | Cleveland H3 |
| Just Preston | Chicago H3 | Man-O-Whore | Thirstday H3 |
| Chipendale | Chicago H3 | 5 Hole Failure | Thirstday H3 |
Chicago HHH Run #1747 Sunday 10/02 – 2:00PM @ Cork & Kerry at the Park
Chicago HHH Run #1747
Sunday 10/02 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Calvin Klein & Batteries Not Included
Venue: Cork & Kerry at the Park - 3258 S. Princeton Ave
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Summer is officially over, so we're switching back to Sundays. Calvin and Batteries are our hares, so the trail will likely be long and shitty. We'll be running out of Cork & Kerry at the Park, which is down on the South Side, so be sure to - wait, South Side? Awe, crap, now I don't know all the streets and won't be able to shortcut everything. Oh yeah, the streets down there are numbered, nevermind.
From da Hares: This will be an A-B trail, but don't worry as the B will be walking distance from the A. You're advised to prepare your livers, as this will be the return of Yucca yucca yucca motherfuckers.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head toward 95th/Dan Ryan - get off at 35th/Sox Park and head West. Turn North and walk along Wentworth Ave up to 33rd. Turn back West and walk to Princeton, bar should be on the corner.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line and head toward 95th/Dan Ryan - get off at 35th/Sox Park and head West. Turn North and walk along Wentworth Ave up to 33rd. Turn back West and walk to Princeton, bar should be on the corner.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Princeton - there should be plenty of parking, as the White Sox are not in the playoffs this year.
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head toward 95th/Dan Ryan - get off at 35th/Sox Park and head West. Turn North and walk along Wentworth Ave up to 33rd. Turn back West and walk to Princeton, bar should be on the corner.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line and head toward 95th/Dan Ryan - get off at 35th/Sox Park and head West. Turn North and walk along Wentworth Ave up to 33rd. Turn back West and walk to Princeton, bar should be on the corner.
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Princeton - there should be plenty of parking, as the White Sox are not in the playoffs this year.
Chicago HHH Run #1745 Saturday 9/24 – 2:00PM @ Four Trey’s
Chicago HHH Run #1745
Saturday 9/24 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Cum In My AssFault, Hump Me Dump Me, & EZ On The Ass
Venue: Four Trey's - 3333 N. Damen Ave
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Three hares who are all turning thirty-something. Huh. I wonder if they'll do a trail with only three-way splits that makes a 3 on a map. Wait, Wang Chunks and Ass 2 Mouth did that last week at TH3
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Paulina. Walk West along Racine until you get to Damen, turn South and walk a block and you're there.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Seriously? The bar is on Damen, just take the damn 50 Damen Bus to Racine you wanker.
Driving
Cruise to Damen and Henderson - marvel at how much parking is available here in Costco Village.
Chicago HHH Run #1746 Monday 9/26 – 7:00PM @ Shoe’s Pub
Chicago HHH Run #1746
Monday 9/26 - 7:00 PM
Hares: Mt. Schwiiinga & Artie Pickles
Venue: Shoe's Pub - 1134 W. Armitage
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This is it, ladies and gentlemen - the final Chicago Hash on Monday in 2011. Last chance for a "Drunkover Tuesday," so let's close this one out in style. Mt. Schwiiinga has put together a fund-raising hash for PAWS, so be sure to bring some extra cash with you so that other dogs and cats don't go without a loving home.
From da Hare: As some of you already know, I'm running my FIRST marathon in Chicago on October 9th, and I'm doing it on behalf of PAWS (the organization where I adopted Artie from).
So, I'm doing a special, dog-friendly hash to help with my fund-raising efforts and I hope you'll join me. The bar is really awesome and they've agreed that for every pitcher we buy, $2 will go to PAWS, so even more reason to drink up! (Not that we need any). And here's another one: I'm bar tending! (So please be prepared to tip generously)
Plus, I'll be selling a hash-centered marathon T-Shirt for anybody that's interested. If you'd like to buy one, please log in to my fund-raising page and donate at least $20, then let me know your name and size!
On-On, and thanks for the support!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride it down to Armitage. Turn West and walk down the street.From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it up to Armitage (or Cortland) and hop on the 73 Armitage bus going East. Hop off the bus at Seminary and head back West a block.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Nelson - park in one of the shopping center parking lots along Clyborn and kiss your car goodbye as it gets towed.
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Nelson - park in one of the shopping center parking lots along Clyborn and kiss your car goodbye as it gets towed.
Chicago HHH Run#1744 Monday 9/19 – 7:00PM @ Carol’s Pub
Chicago HHH Run #1744
Monday 9/19 - 7:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy
Venue: Carol's Pub - 4659 N. Clark St
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Tired of the North Side yet? Too bad! We're back off the Red Line again this week, this time we're venturing a bit further South so that we can see the beauty that is Uptown. Did I say beauty? Meant to say ghetto.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Wilson stop and notice how it smells like pee. Head West along Wilson past the crackwhores and then North when you get to Clark.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus North to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus heading East, noticing how the neighborhood gets worse with every passing block. Hop off the bus at Clark and head South a block, hoping that you don't get stabbed along the way.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland - park your car and wave goodbye to it, as it will probably get jacked while you're on trail.
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland - park your car and wave goodbye to it, as it will probably get jacked while you're on trail.
Chicago HHH Run #1743 Monday 9/12 – 7:00 PM @ Red Line Tap
Chicago HHH Run #1742
Monday 9/12 - 7:00 PM
Hares: Hoosier Daddy & Just Jeff
Venue: Red Line Tap - 7000 N. Glenwood Ave
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Back to Mondays for another month's worth of trails. And what's this, another virgin hare? As if Hoosier Daddy laying trail wasn't going to be shitty enough, he's out there trying to teach a virgin hare as well? We're double fucked.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Morse stop and head North along Glenwood.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Morse stop and head North along Glenwood.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Glenwood and Lunt.
Chicago HHH Run #1742 Sunday 9/4 – 2:00 PM @ Ollie’s Lounge
Chicago HHH Run #1742
Sunday 9/4 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer, That Thing That Vibrates, & Just Annie
Venue: Ollie's Lounge - 1064 W. Berwyn Ave
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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: This is A ---> B. There will be food and beer. Shag wagon for bags. There is a pool at the end so bring Swimwear. If you drive you will have to get your car after the trail. The B will be posted on the hash line after we start if you wish to make the ON-IN and it is CTA accessible.
From da GM: Labor Day? Already? Where the hell did the Summer go? Oh well, at least we've got one more big blow-out party planned for you - why else would you need three hares for a trail? Nevermind that two of them have never set trail before and that they're being taught by the biggest free-ranging bastard in existence. Nope, this one is going to be a good one.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Berwyn stop and head East along Berwyn. If you can't find the bar, you're stupid.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Berwyn stop and head East along Berwyn. If you can't find the bar, you're stupid.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Berwyn and Winthrop. If you can find parking then you're lucky because this neighborhood is as bad or worse than Lincoln Park for that shit. Also, this is an A ---> B, so what the hell you driving for any way, stupid?
Chicago HHH Run #1740 Saturday 8/27 – 2:00 PM @ Paulie’s
Chicago HHH Run #1740
Saturday 8/27 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Glory Hole
Venue: Paulie's - 1750 S. Union St
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Traditionally this is our Greek Town run, but it looks like another great hash bar is closing on us, so we'll be running out of Paulie's and maybe working out way up to Greek Town instead.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop onto the 8 Halsted Bus going South and head down to 18th St. Hoof it East over to Union.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Grand. Head out of the subway and transfer onto the 8 Halsted heading South. Stay on the bus until 18th St, then hoof it East over to Union.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Union and 18th.
Chicago HHH Run #1741 Monday 8/29 – 7:00 PM @ Rocking Horse
Chicago HHH Run #1741
Monday 8/29 - 7:00 PM
Hares: O'Shitty Runch
Venue: Rocking Horse - 2535 N. Milwaukee Ave
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