Chicago HHH Run #1778 Sunday 4/22 – 2:00PM @ Ollie’s

Chicago HHH Run #1778

Sunday 4/22 - 2:00 PM

Hares: The Dark Kunt

Venue: Ollie's Lounge - 1064 W. Berwyn

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: The Dark Kunt is celebrating her birthday! She's finally legal, everybody!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that shit North to Berwyn. Come downstairs and head East to Winthrop. If you can't find the bar you're an idiot.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus heading East and ride that sucker until you get to North/Clyborn. Ignore everything in the Apple store and instead go into the subway to catch the Red Line toward Howard. Ride that shit until Berwyn. Come downstairs and head East to Winthrop. If you can't find the bar you're an idiot.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Berwyn and Winthrop - there's street parking, but you might have to park a block or more from the bar.

Chicago HHH Run #1777 Sunday 4/15 – 2:00PM @ Helen’s Two Way Lounge

Chicago HHH Run #1777

Sunday 4/15 - 2:00 PM

Hares: R Tard E & Dark Side of the Poon

Venue: Helen's Two Way Lounge - 2928 W. Fullerton

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: R Tard E returns as the hare as Chicago H3 celebrates the third annual "4/20 Hash." This will be R Tard's first trail since he won 2011 Trail of the Year for Anthrax X - here's hoping that he hasn't forgotten everything since then.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that sucker West until you get to Milwaukee. Entrance to the bar is on both Milwaukee and Fullerton.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and take that sucker North to Fullerton. Entrance to the bar is on both Milwaukee and Fullerton.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Milwaukee - there should be plenty of street parking available, so don't worry about that.

Chicago HHH Run #1776 Saturday 4/7 – 2:00PM @ Green Eye Lounge

Chicago HHH Run #1776

Saturday 4/7 - 2:00 PM

Hares: WJew-40, Little Trojan Annie, Four Score in the Back Door

Venue: Green Eye Lounge - 2403 W. Homer St

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It's Easter! The day we celebrate the Easter Bunny being snared on trail by a bunch of Romans! Right? Also, note the date change, as we're moving the run over to Saturday so that all of you religious people can spend Sunday with your families.

From da Hares: Trail will be A-to-B, starting at The Green Eye (2403 W. Homer). Circle will be outdoors, weather permitting.

TThe on-in will be at my condo (2300 W. Wabansia Ave), where we will have food. We will hang out there until 6:30 or 7, and then hop on the Damen bus up to Whirly Ball (1880 W. Fullerton) for Slippery Fingers' birthday party.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop onto the 73 Armitage Bus and ride that bad boy all the way out to Western. Exit the bus and head South - the bar is on the corner of Western and Homer, just North of the El station.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof your ass over to Homer and Western. If you're especially lazy you can take the Blue Line to Western, stumble down to the street, and fall into the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Homer and Western - there's probably more parking the further you get from Western.

Chicago HHH Run #1775 Sunday 4/1 – 2:00PM @ J&M Tap

Chicago HHH Run #1775

Sunday 4/1 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Crop Duster

Venue: J&M Tap - 957 N. Leavitt

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It's April Fools Day! Holy hell this is going to suck.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 76 Diversey Bus headed West. Ride that sucker out to Damen and transfer onto the 50 Damen Bus headed South. Hop off the bus at Augusta and hoof it West two blocks to Leavitt. Bar is just South of the corner on the East side of Leavitt.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen Bus headed South. Hop off the bus at Augusta and hoof it West two blocks to Leavitt. Bar is just South of the corner on the East side of Leavitt.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leavitt and Augusta. There should be parking, but since its April Fools Day you likey will never see your car again as the hares steal it and sell it for scrap.

Chicago HHH Run #1774 Sunday 3/25 – 2:00PM @ Joe’s On Weed

Chicago HHH Run #1774

Sunday 3/25 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Calvin Klein

Venue: Joe's on Weed

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This will be our post-Shamrock Shuffle Hash. Its a little further from the course than usual, but Joe's has typically given us a really good pitcher deal, so it'll be worth you wankers hoofing it up there after the race.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that bitch South to North & Clyborn. Hoof it a block West to Fremont, a block South to Weed, and then another half block West to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus headed East. Ride that sucker to Sheffield. Hoof it a block South on Sheffield and then a half block East on Weed.
From Grant Park/Shamrock Shuffle: Hoof it over to State St and hop on the Red Line heading North. Hop off the train at North & Clyborn and hoof it a block West to Fremont, a block South to Weed, and then another half block West to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fremont and Weed, there won't be any parking, so have fun circling the block for hours.

Chicago HHH Run #1773 Sunday 3/18 – 2:00PM @ Helen’s Two-Way

Chicago HHH Run #1773

Sunday 3/18 - 2:00 PM

Hares: EZ On The Ass

Venue: Helen's Two-Way Lounge - 2928 W. Fullerton

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It's our St. Patrick's Day Hash, so dust off your favorite Green Hash Shirt because we'll be handing the keys to the hash over to our resident drunken Irish idiot, EZ On The Ass! I've heard he's peeved that he didn't win "Hash Shit" or "Bill January" last year, so be prepared for his obnoxiousness to reach previously unheard of levels!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 74 Halsted bus and ride that sucker West to Milwaukee. The bar has entrances on both Milwaukee and Fullterson, just in case you're extra stupid.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and ride that sucker North to Fullerton. The bar has entrances on both Milwaukee and Fullterson, just in case you're extra stupid.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Milwaukee - you shouldn't have any problems finding a place to park, but you might have to fight off some hipsters.

Chicago HHH Run #1772 Sunday 3/11 – 2:00PM @ The Cove

Chicago HHH Run #1772

Sunday 3/11 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Ball Cock Dumper & Snatchsquatch

Venue: Cove Lounge - 1755 E. 55th

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Don't forget that Daylight Savings Time starts on Sunday at 2AM - adjust your clocks (and drinking) accordingly.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and head upstairs. Transfer onto the 6 Jackson Park Express. Ride that sucker down to 55th St. Hop off the bus and head East a block and a half over to The Cove. Bar is on the North side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and head upstairs. Walk a block East to State St and transfer onto the 6 Jackson Park Express. Ride that sucker down to 55th St. Hop off the bus and head East a block and a half over to The Cove. Bar is on the North side of the street.
Via Metra Train: Take the Metra Electric District Line to 56th St. Head East along 56th St to Hyde Park Blvd. Walk a block North along Hyde Park Blvd to 55th St. Go another block and a half East on 55th to The Cove. Bar is on the North side of the street.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 55th and Hyde Park Blvd. Marvel at how there's actually less parking that you expected on the South Side.

Chicago HHH Run #1771 Sunday 3/4 – 2:00PM @ Wellington’s

Chicago HHH Run #1771

Sunday 3/4 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Glitter Spitter & That Thing That Vibrates

Venue: Wellington's - 1300 W. Wellington

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Thank god, finally a hash without a theme.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that sucker up to Wellington. Head downstairs and walk West three blocks and you're there.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 9 Ashland Bus heading North. Ride that sucker to Wellington and then walk East three blocks to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wellington and Lakewood. Marvel at how little parking there is in the Green Zone.

Chicago HHH Run #1770 Sunday 2/26 – 2:00PM @ Ollie’s Lounge

Chicago HHH Run #1770

Sunday 2/26 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD

Venue: Ollie's Lounge - 1064 W. Berwyn Ave

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Time to work off that hangover you got by drinking too much at Hash Ball. In a show of solidarity, the Old and New GMs of the Chicago Hash will be joining together to lay trail once again. As of right now we know that Snatchsquatch will be one of the hares, who will be the other? Better vote before Feb 19th and have at least some input on the whole thing.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Berwyn. Walk downstairs and make a right - if you can't see the bar within the first two minutes of exiting the station you're either blind or you turned left instead of right.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave Bus headed East. Ride that bus until you get to the North/Clyborn Red Line station. Transfer downstairs and jump on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Berwyn. Walk downstairs and make a right - if you can't see the bar within the first two minutes of exiting the station you're either blind or you turned left instead of right.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Winthrop. There should be parking, but you may have to circle the block a few times to find it.

Chicago HHH Run #1769 Sunday 2/19 – 2:00PM @ O’Donnell’s

Chicago HHH Run #1769

Sunday 2/19 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Fistful of Pricks & International Virgin

Venue: O'Donnell's - 4500 N. Elston

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Who is ready for Mardi Gras, bitches? Free hash cash for whoever shows me their tits! Bring your beads and leave your inhibitions at home!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Wilson. Walk downstairs past several homeless people urinating to transfer onto the 78 Montrose Bus. Ride that sucker until you get to Montrose & Elston. After exiting the bus walk a block up Elston to the bar, which is on the Northwester corner.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and go towards O'Hare. At Montross transfer from the train to the 78 Montrose Bus heading East. Ride that sucker to Keeler, exit the bus, and take Keeler North up to Elston. Bar will be on the corner of Keeler and Elston.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Keeler - there's plenty of parking out here, so you shouldn't have to worry about that.