Chicago HHH Run #1770 Sunday 2/26 – 2:00PM @ Ollie’s Lounge

Chicago HHH Run #1770

Sunday 2/26 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD

Venue: Ollie's Lounge - 1064 W. Berwyn Ave

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Time to work off that hangover you got by drinking too much at Hash Ball. In a show of solidarity, the Old and New GMs of the Chicago Hash will be joining together to lay trail once again. As of right now we know that Snatchsquatch will be one of the hares, who will be the other? Better vote before Feb 19th and have at least some input on the whole thing.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Berwyn. Walk downstairs and make a right - if you can't see the bar within the first two minutes of exiting the station you're either blind or you turned left instead of right.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave Bus headed East. Ride that bus until you get to the North/Clyborn Red Line station. Transfer downstairs and jump on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Berwyn. Walk downstairs and make a right - if you can't see the bar within the first two minutes of exiting the station you're either blind or you turned left instead of right.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Winthrop. There should be parking, but you may have to circle the block a few times to find it.

Chicago HHH Run #1771 Sunday 3/4 – 2:00PM @ ???

Chicago HHH Run #1771

Sunday 3/4 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Glitter Spitter & That Thing That Vibrates

Venue: ???

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Thank god, finally a hash without a theme. Check back soon and we'll have a location for you guys.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Check Back Later.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Check Back Later

Driving
Check Back Later

Chicago HHH Run #1772 Sunday 3/11 – 2:00PM @ The Cove

Chicago HHH Run #1772

Sunday 3/11 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Ball Cock Dumper & Snatchsquatch

Venue: Cove Lounge - 1755 E. 55th

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and head upstairs. Transfer onto the 6 Jackson Park Express. Ride that sucker down to 55th St. Hop off the bus and head East a block and a half over to The Cove. Bar is on the North side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and head upstairs. Walk a block East to State St and transfer onto the 6 Jackson Park Express. Ride that sucker down to 55th St. Hop off the bus and head East a block and a half over to The Cove. Bar is on the North side of the street.
Via Metra Train: Take the Metra Electric District Line to 56th St. Head East along 56th St to Hyde Park Blvd. Walk a block North along Hyde Park Blvd to 55th St. Go another block and a half East on 55th to The Cove. Bar is on the North side of the street.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 55th and Hyde Park Blvd. Marvel at how there's actually less parking that you expected on the South Side.

Chicago HHH Run #1769 Sunday 2/19 – 2:00PM @ O’Donnell’s

Chicago HHH Run #1769

Sunday 2/19 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Fistful of Pricks & International Virgin

Venue: O'Donnell's - 4500 N. Elston

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Who is ready for Mardi Gras, bitches? Free hash cash for whoever shows me their tits! Bring your beads and leave your inhibitions at home!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Wilson. Walk downstairs past several homeless people urinating to transfer onto the 78 Montrose Bus. Ride that sucker until you get to Montrose & Elston. After exiting the bus walk a block up Elston to the bar, which is on the Northwester corner.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and go towards O'Hare. At Montross transfer from the train to the 78 Montrose Bus heading East. Ride that sucker to Keeler, exit the bus, and take Keeler North up to Elston. Bar will be on the corner of Keeler and Elston.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Keeler - there's plenty of parking out here, so you shouldn't have to worry about that.

Chicago HHH Run #1766 Sunday 1/29 – 2:00PM @ 260 Sports Bar

Chicago HHH Run #1766

Sunday 1/29 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Ballsalotapus, Virtually Hung, Cum in my AssFault, Just Do Me Slowly

Venue: 260 Sports Bar - 260 W. 26th St

Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Celebrate 4710 - The Year of the Dragon!
All this for only $8 bucks:
Pre-lube: 11:00 AM
Parade: 1:00 PM - Wentworth Street - less than 1/2 mile away!
Hash: 2:00 PM
We will have food. Bar also has full menu - and Ricobene's Pizza next door!
Chinese New Year Raffle!
Harriettes:Be trendy! Get a massive dragon tattoo (you still have time)!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Cermack/Chinatown. Head South along Wentworth Ave until you get to 26th St. Head West along 26th St and the bar is on the North side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that to Cermack/Chinatown. Head South along Wentworth Ave until you get to 26th St. Head West along 26th St and the bar is on the North side of the street.

Driving
There's going to be a huge parade, don't drive to this one. If you do, cruise to 26th and Princeton.

Chicago HHH Run #1765 Sunday 1/22 – 2:00PM @ Casa de Stab ‘em

Chicago HHH Run #1765

Sunday 1/22 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Lifa & Stab 'em and Slab 'em

Venue: Casa de Stab 'em - 6530 S. University

Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The annual "Snow Hash" returns! Since we haven't seen much of that white powdery stuff yet this year we'll dub this one the "Snow (not fucking likely) Hash!" We will have good beer and food (Italian Beef Sandwiches). There are 2 NFL playoff games that day but since the Bears are out of the playoffs you have no excuse not to show. This is also the Hashiversary of WJew40, so there's extra incentive to come and give him extra down-downs.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South - you'll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you'll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab 'em will be on your right as you're heading South.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South - you'll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you'll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab 'em will be on your right as you're heading South.

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) a...t 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (65th St.?) zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University - marvel at how much parking there is. Don't be a wank and be sure to carpool.

Chicago HHH Run #1764 Sunday 1/15 – 2:00PM @ Trinity

Chicago HHH Run #1764

Sunday 1/15 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Soul Taco & String Theory

Venue: Trinity Bar - 2721 North Halsted

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: The hares haven't been returning our phone calls (always a good sign), so we're going with the last place they said the hash might be out of. Check back later in the week, as this might change.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Diversey and Halsted, hoof it there, you lazy wanker.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to Halsted. Transfer over to the 8 Halsted bus going North. Stay on that until you get to Diversey.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Halsted - enjoy paying for parking, sucker.

Chicago HHH Run #1763 Sunday 1/8 – 2:00PM @ Cork Lounge

Chicago HHH Run #1763

Sunday 1/8 - 2:00 PM

Hares: Little Trojan Annie & Cock Whisperer

Venue: Cork Lounge - 1822 W. Addison

Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The hash will be the “F Your New Years Resolutions” hash. We are asking that everyone bring a $1 bill along with them on trail for a special surprise.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride it to Addison. Exit the station on the North side of the street, head West a door or two and you're there.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus North up to Addison. Walk East a block and a half over to the Brown Line station. Bar is on the North side of the street, just West of the station.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolcott and Addison. Search endlessly for parking before realizing that you should have learned to take the CTA to the hash by now.