20Feb/12Off
Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2012 Saturday 2/25 – 7:00PM @ The Scout
Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2012
Saturday 2/25 - 7:00 PM
Venue: The Scout - 1301 S. Wabash Ave
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Hash Cash: $30 until 2/19, $35 at the door
From da GM: As another hash year draws to a close it is time to look back and reflect on all of the good times that we had in 2011. Our theme this year will be "Roaring Twenties" so come in your best gangster or flapper outfit and take advantage of a reserved space, an excellent drink package, and even some appetizers to stuff your face with. We'll be announcing the winners of the CH3 elections and handing out all of the year-end awards that you've come to know and love, so be sure to be there. You can pay either Snatchsquatch, Two Girls, One Cupcake, or Hood Whorenament in person or rego online via paypal with the link above.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Roosevelt. Walk East a block and then South along Wabash. Bar is on the corner of 13th and Wabash.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that to Roosevelt. Walk East a block and then South along Wabash. Bar is on the corner of 13th and Wabash.
Driving 
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 13th and Wabash. There's likely to be more parking the further South you go.
20Feb/12Off
Chicago HHH Run #1770 Sunday 2/26 – 2:00PM @ Ollie’s Lounge
Chicago HHH Run #1770
Sunday 2/26 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD
Venue: Ollie's Lounge - 1064 W. Berwyn Ave
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Time to work off that hangover you got by drinking too much at Hash Ball. In a show of solidarity, the Old and New GMs of the Chicago Hash will be joining together to lay trail once again. As of right now we know that Snatchsquatch will be one of the hares, who will be the other? Better vote before Feb 19th and have at least some input on the whole thing.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Berwyn. Walk downstairs and make a right - if you can't see the bar within the first two minutes of exiting the station you're either blind or you turned left instead of right.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave Bus headed East. Ride that bus until you get to the North/Clyborn Red Line station. Transfer downstairs and jump on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Berwyn. Walk downstairs and make a right - if you can't see the bar within the first two minutes of exiting the station you're either blind or you turned left instead of right.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Winthrop. There should be parking, but you may have to circle the block a few times to find it.
20Feb/12Off
Chicago HHH Run #1771 Sunday 3/4 – 2:00PM @ ???
Chicago HHH Run #1771
Sunday 3/4 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Glitter Spitter & That Thing That Vibrates
Venue: ???
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Thank god, finally a hash without a theme. Check back soon and we'll have a location for you guys.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Check Back Later.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Check Back Later
Driving
Check Back Later
20Feb/12Off
Chicago HHH Run #1772 Sunday 3/11 – 2:00PM @ The Cove
Chicago HHH Run #1772
Sunday 3/11 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Ball Cock Dumper & Snatchsquatch
Venue: Cove Lounge - 1755 E. 55th
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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and head upstairs. Transfer onto the 6 Jackson Park Express. Ride that sucker down to 55th St. Hop off the bus and head East a block and a half over to The Cove. Bar is on the North side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and head upstairs. Walk a block East to State St and transfer onto the 6 Jackson Park Express. Ride that sucker down to 55th St. Hop off the bus and head East a block and a half over to The Cove. Bar is on the North side of the street.
Via Metra Train: Take the Metra Electric District Line to 56th St. Head East along 56th St to Hyde Park Blvd. Walk a block North along Hyde Park Blvd to 55th St. Go another block and a half East on 55th to The Cove. Bar is on the North side of the street.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 55th and Hyde Park Blvd. Marvel at how there's actually less parking that you expected on the South Side.
13Feb/12Off
Chicago HHH Run #1769 Sunday 2/19 – 2:00PM @ O’Donnell’s
Chicago HHH Run #1769
Sunday 2/19 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Fistful of Pricks & International Virgin
Venue: O'Donnell's - 4500 N. Elston
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Who is ready for Mardi Gras, bitches? Free hash cash for whoever shows me their tits! Bring your beads and leave your inhibitions at home!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Wilson. Walk downstairs past several homeless people urinating to transfer onto the 78 Montrose Bus. Ride that sucker until you get to Montrose & Elston. After exiting the bus walk a block up Elston to the bar, which is on the Northwester corner.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and go towards O'Hare. At Montross transfer from the train to the 78 Montrose Bus heading East. Ride that sucker to Keeler, exit the bus, and take Keeler North up to Elston. Bar will be on the corner of Keeler and Elston.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Keeler - there's plenty of parking out here, so you shouldn't have to worry about that.
2Feb/12Off
Chicago HHH Run #1768 Sunday 2/12 – 2:00PM @ Ravens
Chicago HHH Run #1768
Sunday 2/12 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Ass Capades & That Thing That Vibrates
Venue: Ravens - 2326 N. Clark St
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Its our St. Valentine's Day Massacre Hash! Something about love, or getting killed by the mob, perhaps. Who knows!?
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 22 Clark Bus or 36 Broadway Bus and ride it South until you get to Fullerton. Hop out and continue South less than a block and the bar will be on the West side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Bus and head East. Transfer over to the 22 Clark or 36 Broadway Bus heading North at North & Clark. Exit the bus at Belden and walk a half a block North and the bar will be on the West side of the street.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Clark. Pay out the ass for metered parking and think about how much you'll enjoy when the 2016 Olympics come to town.
29Jan/12Off
Chicago HHH Run #1767 Sunday 2/5 – 2:00PM @ Cardinal Wine & Spirits
Chicago HHH Run #1767
Sunday 2/5 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Virgin Banger
Venue: Cardinal Wine & Spirits - 4905 N. Lincoln Ave
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Apparently there's some American football game that's being played that night. So come hash beforehand and maybe there'll be a place for you to stay and watch the game.
From da Hares: This will be A------>B with B at a surprise location. LOL. The B will have viewing of the super bowl at 5:30 pm or when every game starts. There will be food and beer.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Venture North along Western Ave until you get to Lincoln Ave/Ainslie. Head West along Lincoln and the bar is just around the bend on the East side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western Bus to the Ainslie. Head West along Lincoln and the bar is just around the bend on the East side of the street.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western, Lincoln, and Ainslie. You'll probably have to find parking along one of the side streets, especially if you're staying for the game.
22Jan/12Off
Chicago HHH Run #1766 Sunday 1/29 – 2:00PM @ 260 Sports Bar
Chicago HHH Run #1766
Sunday 1/29 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Ballsalotapus, Virtually Hung, Cum in my AssFault, Just Do Me Slowly
Venue: 260 Sports Bar - 260 W. 26th St
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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: Celebrate 4710 - The Year of the Dragon!
All this for only $8 bucks:
Pre-lube: 11:00 AM
Parade: 1:00 PM - Wentworth Street - less than 1/2 mile away!
Hash: 2:00 PM
We will have food. Bar also has full menu - and Ricobene's Pizza next door!
Chinese New Year Raffle!
Harriettes:Be trendy! Get a massive dragon tattoo (you still have time)!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Cermack/Chinatown. Head South along Wentworth Ave until you get to 26th St. Head West along 26th St and the bar is on the North side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that to Cermack/Chinatown. Head South along Wentworth Ave until you get to 26th St. Head West along 26th St and the bar is on the North side of the street.
Driving
There's going to be a huge parade, don't drive to this one. If you do, cruise to 26th and Princeton.
10Jan/12Off
Chicago HHH Run #1765 Sunday 1/22 – 2:00PM @ Casa de Stab ‘em
Chicago HHH Run #1765
Sunday 1/22 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Stab 'em and Slab 'em
Venue: Casa de Stab 'em - 6530 S. University
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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: The annual "Snow Hash" returns! Since we haven't seen much of that white powdery stuff yet this year we'll dub this one the "Snow (not fucking likely) Hash!" We will have good beer and food (Italian Beef Sandwiches). There are 2 NFL playoff games that day but since the Bears are out of the playoffs you have no excuse not to show. This is also the Hashiversary of WJew40, so there's extra incentive to come and give him extra down-downs.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South - you'll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you'll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab 'em will be on your right as you're heading South.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South - you'll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you'll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab 'em will be on your right as you're heading South.
Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) a...t 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (65th St.?) zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University - marvel at how much parking there is. Don't be a wank and be sure to carpool.
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University - marvel at how much parking there is. Don't be a wank and be sure to carpool.
9Jan/12Off
Chicago HHH Run #1764 Sunday 1/15 – 2:00PM @ Trinity
Chicago HHH Run #1764
Sunday 1/15 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & String Theory
Venue: Trinity Bar - 2721 North Halsted
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