Mismanagement Meeting – Wed 3/9 7pm @ Cinner’s (not a run)
Message from Your Friendly Neighborhood GM
Greeting everybody! As you've all heard by now the Chicago Hash House Harriers have made one giant mistake and elected me to be the role of your new GM. You fools, do you not realize what you have done!? Of course not.
The good news is that the Chicago Hash House Harriers aren't going anywhere (especially not Waukesha) – the bad news is that we need to have a mismanagement meeting and go over a few things. So, we're going to be having a mismanagement meeting next Wednesday (3/9) at Cinner's (4757 N. Talman – Rockwell Brown Line) – they have cheap beers and excellent Cincinnati-style chili to eat.
Here are some of the things that we need to talk about:
State of the Hash (finances, attendance, etc)
Mismanagement Positions (hare razors, RA, etc)
Haberdashery (inventory and new ideas)
Public Affairs (business cards, twitter, website, etc)
Upcoming Events (Polish Constitution Day, Memorial Day, PoP)
If you anything SPECIFIC that you want to see added to this list, please email me (snatchsquatchchicago@gmail.com) at least 24 hours in advance so that I can let everyone know that we'll be talking about it.
-Snatchsquatch
Chicago HHH Run #1711 Sunday 3/6 – 2:00 PM @ Brendan’s Too
Hares: International Virgin & Salty Gash
Venue: Brendan's Too - 3135 W. Montrose Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Mardi Gras! Dress in your finest Mardi Gras gear ( green, purple, gold ).
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Brown Line to Kedzie, hoof it several blocks South to Montrose and a block and a half East to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose 78 bus East to da bar a block and a half past Kedzie.
Driving 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Montrose and Troy (between Kedzie and Troy)
Chicago HHH Run #1710 Sunday 2/27 – 2:00 PM @ Hidden Shamrock
Chicago HHH Run #1710
Sunday 2/27 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Fistful of Pricks & The newly elected GM
Venue: Hidden Shamrock - 2723 N. Halsted St.
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it two blocks East on Diversey to the bar which is on Halsted just South of Diversey.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square, Diversey 76 bus East to Halsted, South on Halsted 1/2 block to da bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Halsted & Diversey. Most meters in the area are 9pm and side streets are Zone 143 & 383 so good luck with that.
Chicago HHH Run #1709 Sunday 2/20 – 2:00 PM @ Shenanigans’ House of Beer
Chicago HHH Run #1709
Sunday 2/20 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Wizard Sleeves & R Tard E
Venue: Shenanigans' House of Beer - 16 W. Division St.
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Clark/Division, hoof it 1 1/2 blocks East to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to to Division, Division #70 bus East to Dearborn, bar is between Dearborn and State.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to your nearest Red Line stop and take the L. Cheep parking is about as easy to find as Jager bombs in Mecca. If you must drive, your best bet is West towards Cabrini Green where it thins out a bit, for obvious reasons.
Chicago HHH Run #1708 Sunday 2/13 – 2:00 PM @ Burton Place
Hares: Mt. Schwiiinga & Sandy Syphylis
Venue: Burton Place - 1447 N. Wells St.
Hash Cash: $8
Event: St. Valentine's Day Run
From the hares: We have a private room on the 2nd floor. Please dress up for Valentine's Day. There will be prizes!
Environmentally-friendly public transportation:
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview - Red Line to Division, hoof it a couple blocks West on Division to Wells and then North on Wells or the Brown Line to Sedgwick and hoof it East on North Ave from Sedgwick to Wells and then South on Wells.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown - Blue Line to Division, take the Division 70 Bus East to Wells, hoof it a couplea blocks North to the bar.
Driving:
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to basically North Ave and Wells. Parking in Old Town sucks worse than warm Icehouse. Best bet is to look South of North Ave and West of Wells as Lincoln Park and the Gold Coast are NOT the places to look for parking on the Near North Side.
Chicago HHH Run #1706 Sunday 1/30 – 2:00 PM @ Joe's on Weed
Batteries Not Included & Calvin Klein
Venue: Joe's Bar - 940 W. Weed. St.
Hash Cash: $8
Event: Calvin's Birthday Hash
From the hares:
Top 10 Reasons to go to Calvin Klein's Birthday Hash This Sunday
10. More beer is the best way to get rid of your "Beer Olympics" hangover
9. $3.75 pitchers - no passing the hat!
8. You can finally get CK back for all the down downs he's given you in the past.
7. Joe's has good grub!
6. A guaranteed shitty trail laid by one of Chicago's best - Calvin Klein
5. A room to ourselves with our own bartender, anything can happen...
4. Cupcakes!
3. It's the fourth annual, don't fuck with tradition people!
2. Football is over, what else are you going to do on a Sunday?
AAaannnddd the number one reason you should go to Sunday's hash is....
1. A Calvin Klein circle which will probably last three hours or until he passes out. Enjoy it now before he leaves the country again!
On On!
Batteries Not Included
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to North Clyborn, hoof it two blocks West to Fremont, a block South to Weed and a 1/2 block West to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line Damen, hoof it a 1/2 block North to the North Ave #72 bus which runs about every 10 minutes that time of the day on Sundays to Sheffield, hoof it 1 block South on Sheffield to Weed and East on Weed to da bar.
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Weed St. between Sheffield & Fremont. Parking is usually kinda scarce on Weed by da bar but can usually be found to the South in the ‘hood like on Blackhawk or Eastman st.
Chicago HHH Run #1705 Sunday 1/23 – Noon @ Stab 'Em's House of Hashing – 6530 S. University Ave.
Hares: Stab 'Em & Slab 'Em & Lifa
Venue: Stab 'Em's House of Hashing - 6530 S. University Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Theme: The Snow Hash (if we're lucky). Bring some extra shoes and socks just in case.
From the hares: The NFC Championship game starts at 2:00. You will be back at the on-in by that time, where football viewing will be available! The hares will provide food (probably Italian Beef sandwiches), but please feel free to contribute additional snacks and side dishes.
Transport: Parking is readily available. By CTA, take green line to Cottage Grove then zig-zag east and south a few blocks to the start. There are also bus possibilities but please check the CTA website. By Metra, from Millennium Station (Michigan & Randolph), train leaves at 11:00 and arrives at 63rd St. Station at 11:18. Buy your ticket before boarding and tell the conductor you want off at 63rd (it's a flag stop only). Go out the 64th St. exit and zig-zag south and west to the start. (map)
Chicago HHH Run #1704 @ Four Kitten Tavern, Sunday 1/16 – 2:00 PM
Hashers can arrive earlier at NOON or a little before to watch the Bears Playoff game until the hash.
Hares: Virgin Banger, Poultry F*cker, and Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Four Kitten Tavern 2241 W. Ainslie #1
Easy to find parking or take Brown line to Western walk three blocks north to Ainslie and turn east (right) two blocks to the address. Also You can take Western Bus to Ainslie or Lawrence bus to Oakley and walk north to Ainslie
Hash Cash: $8
From the hares: The hash is invited to arrive at NOON for the Bears vs Seahawks playoff game. There are two 40+ inch HD TV's to watch the game on. After the Hash there will be food. Rumors say something about White BeanChicken Chili. Oh and there will be beer.
Chicago HHH Run #1703 Packers/Eagles Playoff Hash
Sunday 1/9/11 - 2:00 PM
Hare(s): It’s Too Soft & Back Door County
Venue: Paddy Long’s Beer & Bacon Pub – 1028 W Diversey
Hash Cash: $8 Wear your favorite team's bling, even if it's the BEARS! A-B with the game at the on-in in HD!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it a half block West to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square, Diversey 76 bus East to da bar (between Seminary & Sheffield).
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey & Sheffield. Parking is free on zone permit streets until 6pm.
Chicago HHH Run #1702 Sunday 1/2/11 – 12:00 PM @ Claddaugh Ring
Chicago HHH Run #1702
Sunday 1/2/11 - 12:00 PM PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE START TIME!!!!!!
Hare: SOUL TACO and POULTRY FUCKER
Venue: Claddaugh Ring at 2306 W Foster
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus East to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Foster & Oakley.