The 11th Annual “Super” Power of the Pussy Hash
What's that up in the sky? A bird? A plane? No, its the 11th Annual "Super" Power of the Pussy Hash! Come join the Chicago Hash House Harriers on July 8th, 9th, and 10th as we hand the keys to the kingdom over to the ladies of PoP once again!
Friday, July 8th - Pre-Lube (dress as your "alter ego") - Start the weekend off right with a 3-hour (8-11pm) drink deal for $20 . We'll be at Joe's on Weed (940 W. Weed), in a reserved section in their awesome outdoor patio. Show up as your "alter-ego." The Peter Parker to your Spider Man, the "Bruce Banner" to your Hulk.
Saturday, July 9th - Main Event (Rego includes T-Shirt, beer, food) - Sully's (1501 N. Dayton). Starting off at 3pm (on out at 3:30), the trail will have lots of great urban shiggy, multiple beer stops and themed games and challenges. The on-in will feature a summer BBQ buffet, multiple kegs of beer, and all the fun and shenangian's you'd expect. Registration before June 23rd also gets you a tech t-shirt.
Sunday, July 10th - Hangover Hash: DFL Haus (2208 W. Diversey). Foofdeck. What more do you need? Regular hash cash. ($8)
May 2nd - May 9th ('til midnight) - Limited engagement early registration: $35.
May 10th - June 9th - $40.
June 10th - 20th $45 (T-shirt deadline)
June 21 - July 9 - $45. Shirt not guaranteed. In cash at the hashes or via paypal (+$2).
Who Is Coming?
Sin Calzones - CH3
Fistful of Pricks - CH3
Dark Side of the Poon - CH3
Snatchsquatch - CH3
Salty Gash - CH3
Glory Hole - CH3
Corn Star - CH3
Taste The Rainbow - CH3
Two Girls, One Cupcake - CH3
Asscapades - CH3
O'Shitty Runch - CH3
Just Ehhh - CH3
RTard E - CH3
Just Fallyn - CH3
10 Dix with Wings - CH3
Magnetic Muff - CH3
Hump Me Dump Me - CH3
Cum In My Assfault - CH3
Finger Picking Good - Little Rock H3
Just Adriana - CH3
Batteries Not Included - CH3
Calvin Klein - CH3
WJew40 - CH3/OBH3
Stab 'Em & Slab 'Em -CH3
Just Mark - homeless
Uploader - CH3
Soggy Deposits - CH3
Soul Taco - CH3
Orgy Cum Dumpster - Big Hump HHH
Stink Palm - Big Hump HHH
Dewey Sexual System - Big Hump HHH
Disco Ass - STLH3
It's too Soft - Waukesha (SUCKS!)
Rotten Whore - CH3
Mount Schwiiinga - CH3
Sandy Syphilis - CH3
Just Julie - CH3
Crop Duster - CH3
Goat Flow Opa/Just Nancy - CH3
TampOn-TampOff - CH3
Tell it to My Nipples - CH3
The Dark Kunt - CH3
Wang Chunks - CH3
Tinkle Trotsky - CH3
Half Fag - CH3
Dr. Fudge Knuckles - CH3
Beer Spill Valdez - CH3
Chicago HHH Run #1722 Monday 5/23 – 7:00 PM @ Independence Tap
Hares: Specklebird & Just Do Me Slowly
Venue: Independence Tap - 3932 W. Irving Park Rd.
Hash Cash: $8
Event: Speckie's turning 40!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Sheridan or Brown Line to Irving Park, hop on the #80 Irving Park bus headed West towards Harlem. Get off the Irving Park bus at Springfield, continue West one block to Harding. Bar is on the corner.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Irving Park. Walk East 2-3 blocks to Harding.
Driving 
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Harding and Irving Park, one block East of Pulaski.
Chicago HHH Run #1719 Monday 5/2 – 7:00 PM @ Four Treys
Hares: 69-Cent Man & Virgin Banger
Venue: The Four Treys Bar - 3333 N. Damen Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Theme: Polish Constitution Day
From the Hares: A keg of Stawski Beer will be provided by the Stanley Stawski Distributing Co. Just remember that this beer has a high alcohol content, so if you guzzle this like Miller Lite or water, you will get drunk.
Wear a Polish shirt (provided that it's not from a Polish beer company, as our sponsor, the Stawski Distributing Co., is brewing a relatively new Polish beer under their own name).
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to the newly re-opened Addison stop, hoof it two blocks West to Damen and two blocks South to Roscoe. Note the Paulina Brown Line stop just closed so don’t even think about it.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison #152 Bus East to Damen, hoof it two blocks South on Damen to Roscoe.Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Roscoe & Damen. Parking is usually quite findable for a yuppie ‘hood as there’s lotsa single family homes in the area but watch out for new resident permit zones which infest Lakeview like 17-year cicadas did last spring.
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Event: Run to Remember 5K. Benefits the Chicago Police Memorial Foundation
Date: Saturday, April 30th
Assignment: Beverage Station at "halfway" point on course
Location: Lakefront Running Path, at Monroe Street
The Beverage Station will be located on the concrete path that runs along the Lakefront, south of the Chicago Yacht Club at Monroe Harbor.on Lakefront. Remember - this is the Chicago Yacht Club - not the Columbia Yacht Club (the big "ship").....
All materials will be at the Site when we arrive.
Timeline:
- Plan to be "On Site" at the Beverage Station by 6:30 a.m.
- We will start pouring 5,000 cups of water and other hydration fluids upon arrival.
- Race starts at 8:00 a.m. sharp
- Last Participants pass Beverage Station by approximately 9:00 a.m.
- Clean up discarded cups, etc. as soon as "pack" thins out....
Parking: If you are planning on driving, there is no parking at Monroe Harbor. The East Monroe Underground Parking lot would be the closest Park District lot. There will be free parking for all Run to Remember volunteers at the Waldron Parking Structure (south of Soldier Field). However, keep in mind that this lot is about 2 miles away from the Beverage Station. So, if you use this lot, allow for time to walk 2 miles to our location.
Post-race party: At Finish Line Area, Soldier Field, Gold Star Families Memorial and Park.
Post-Post-race party (if you want to get hammered with the cops after we all leave Soldier Field.....): TBA, but probably someplace like Stanley's
SWAG: All Volunteers get a Run to Remember Volunteer T-shirt (great apparel to be wearing if you are spotted weaving in traffic in the middle of the night). If you can confirm to me before Friday that you are coming, and give me your shirt size, I'll bring shirts with me to the Beverage Station.
I will sign-off on community service hours, for any of you who need them......
Although I'm sure we could pull it off with fewer, I would really like to have about 20 volunteers, so we can do it comfortably. Please let me know as soon as you can if you are in.
Thank you and on-on,
Ballsalotapus
Chicago HHH Run #1718 EASTER HASH SATURDAY 4/23 – 2:00 PM @ Party Central SkyDeck
Hares: Dark Kunt and Its Too Soft/Fuji
Venue: 933 W. Wolfram, Penthouse. Climb the stairs in back to the original hash party foof deck!
Theme: Easter Hash ON SATURDAY enjoy Easter with your families!!! Wear you best bunny outfit or gaga vessel.
Hash Cash: $8 includes lots of beer, AND Easter ham dinner & side dish. Please bring a side dish to share also if you can. There will be an Easter Egg hunt at the beer stop too!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck..
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm so check your meter before parking your precious sled.
Chicago HHH Run #1717 Sunday 4/17 – 2:00 PM @ Two-Way Lounge
Hares: Dark Side of the Poon & R Tard E Venue: Two Way Lounge - 2928 W. Fullerton Ave. Hash Cash: $8 Theme: 2nd Annual Four-Two-Oh! Hash
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Fullerton #74 bus West to Milwaukee Ave.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California and hoof it a couplea blocks Northwest to Fullerton.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton & Milwaukee. Parking is pretty okay in Logan Square.
Chicago HHH Run #1716 Sunday 4/10 – 2:00 PM @ Casa de Ice Princess
Hare(s): Ten Dix with Wings & Yes I can! Venue: Ice Princess House- 621 S. Plymouth Court Unit 707 Chicago Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Harrison, hoof it a block East to Plymouth Ct and 1/2 block South.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to LaSalle hoof it three blocks East on Congress Parkway to Plymouth Ct and 1/2 block South.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Harrison & Plymouth Ct. Parking is gonna really suck that day downtown however you might find something in the industrial areas to the West and South.
Chicago HHH Run #1715 Sunday 4/3 – 2:00 PM @ Cleo’s Bar & Grill
Hare: O'Shitty Runch
Venue: Cleo's Bar & Grill - 1935 W. Chicago Ave.
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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Brown Line to Chicago, Chicago #66 bus West to Winchester, just before Damen.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to to Chicago, Chicago #66 bus West to Winchester, just before Damen.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Chicago & Winchester, a block East of Damen.
Chicago HHH Run #1714 Sunday 3/27 – 2:00 PM @ Chris’ North Land
Hares: Uploader & Soggy Deposits
Venue: Chris's North Land bar - 1610 W. North Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Transport: Ashland or North Avenue bus!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line North/Clyborn/Apple and hop the North Ave 72 bus West to Ashland or take the Ashland 9 bus to North Avenue.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Damen, then take the North Ave 72 bus East to Ashland.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Ashland & North Ave. There is free street parking on the west side of Ashland, just north of North.
Chicago HHH Run #1713 Sunday 3/20 – 2:00 PM @ Ollie’s Lounge
Chicago HHH Run #1713
Sunday 3/20 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Glory Hole & The Dark Kunt
Venue: Ollie's Lounge - 1064 W. Berwyn Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Transport: Red Line to Berwyn Station, then 1 block east.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line Berwyn & hoof it a ½ block East between Winthrop & Kenmore
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster #92 bus East to Winthrop and a block North and half block East.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Berwyn & Winthrop.
Chicago HHH Run #1712 Sunday 3/13 – 2:00 PM @ Claddagh Ring
Chicago HHH Run #1712
Sunday 3/13 - 2:00 PM
Hares: EZ on the Ass
Venue: Claddagh Ring - 2306 W. Foster Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Theme: St. Paddy's Day
Transport: Blue line to Jefferson Park, then Pace bus 270 (runs every 20 minutes).
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Berwyn, Foster 92 West to Jefferson Park. Pace 270 to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park. Pace 270 to the bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise Milwaukee & Mason (between Bryn Mawr and Peterson). Parking is ample in that area.