2011 Hash Ball 2.26.11 – 7pm @ Kirkwood
Hey Wanks!
Here are the details for this year's Hash Ball:
Who: CH3, et al
What: Come out and enjoy food and drink with your fellow hashers as we welcome a new GM. Dress as your favorite TV star or dress to impress. We've got a $35 package that includes ALL draft beer, well liquor, wine, soda AND some select bottomless apps.
When: February 26, 7-1o p.m.
Where: Kirkwood Bar & Grill (2934 N. Sheffield - corner of Sheffield & Oakdale)
Why: Just any old excuse to get together without having to worry about some pesky trail.
How to pay: Either in person (at a hash or at the door) or by paypal. Add $2 for paypal fees.
How (to get there)
CTA - Brown Line to Wellington, walk west to Sheffield then down a block or so or Red Line to Belmont and walk West to Sheffield and three blocks South to Oakdale. The bar is on the west side of the street at the corner of Sheffield & Oakdale. You can also take the Diversey 76 bus East to Sheffield and walk three blocks North to Oakdale.
Driving - I don't recommend it because a) you'll be drinking and b) it's Lincoln Park on Saturday night.
Chicago #1699 Sat 12/18 @ 2pm – Great Chicago Anthrax Scare and Hash IX & Santa Hat Run
Event: The 9th Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat RunFrom the organizers: Includes a Hazmat suit, souvenir nametag and a commemorative event T-shirt (if you registered by 12/11). Of course there will be an especially S-H-I-T-T-Y trail, followed by circle, great food catered by Robinson's Ribs, tons of beer, a DJ, dancing, partying.
Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Super Stuff'her
Venue: The Four Treys Bar - 3333 N. Damen Ave.
Party: Private Party Room, we have the room until MIDNIGHT and great food from Robinson's Ribs Catering, dancing under the influence and other great entertainment you just can't pay for!
Swag: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir Nametag, Commemorative Event T-Shirt. Please note due to environmental concerns please recycle your Santa Hats from previous years and/or decorate/ accessorize you own. Prize for best-decorated hat!
Accomodations: Days inn Lincoln Park (starting at $85/night) or Arlington House Youth Hostel (starting at $61/night)
Hash Cash: $40 until 12/17 or $50 at the door (register here)
$50 if you wait until the last minute to decide ya goof, if available.
>>> Dec 18th Walk-ups (if available) cash only please
Note: shirts NOT guaranteed for walk-ups!The World's Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**
Saturday, December 18, 2010 Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1430hrs (keg will be tapped at 2pm)
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2010 Flagship Event - the 8th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year's event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the backroom of Roscoe Village favorite 4 Trey's and we have the room until MIDNIGHT!
DJ Franco returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.
Fabulous food (isn't all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).
Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.
PLEASE NOTE: In anticipation of changes in EPA rules from the Obama Administration, we ask that participants please RECYCLE your Santa Hats from previous years or show your Anthrax Pride and decorate/ accessorize you own entirely new hat for 2010!
Despite the worst recession in decades 9th Anthrax is still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.
To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger's remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump's Do My Butt's writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails
(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Paulina, hoof 3 blocks west to Damen and one south the School
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Damen Bus to School.Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Damen & School. Parking is hit or miss in the neighborhood. Though this is not a residential permit area.Chicago HHH Run #1698
Friday 12/17 - 7:00 PMHares: It's Too Soft & Lifa
Venue: McGee's Tavern and Grille - 950 W. Webster Ave.
Hash Cash: Buy your own brew
From the hares: This year we are adding a real hash trail to the traditional pub crawl. The run/crawl will be A to B
- Runners will be rewarded with at least 2 beer stops. We will join up with our pub-crawling friends at the final pub. Your bags will be transported to the finish.
- For those who prefer to crawl between pubs, directions to the next pub will be provided once the runners have departed.
- We will be on-out at 7:30, but we have negotiated $3 domestic drafts at McGee's starting at 6:00 PM, so feel free to show up early.
- Remember to carry your photo ID with you on trail!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
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From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it two blocks South to Webster and just East.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, Fullerton #74 bus East to Sheffield, hoof it two blocks South to Webster and just East.
Driving
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Hop into your hooptie and cruise to the intersection of Sheffield and Webster. Look for whatever parking you can find tho not much is good around there. Side streets are Zone 143 Permit after 6pm. If you wish to drive you are in luck Kelly's has parking next to the building under the el. Best way to access this is to use Sheffield if going north turn right in the alley right before you see Webster. Make a left under the EL and park your car. If you are cumming from the North Cross Webster and make an immediate left into the alley and park under the el on the left side. CARS MUST BE MOVED by MIDNIGHT!!!
Chicago HHH Run #1700
Sunday 12/19 - 11:00 AM (note early start!)Hares: International Virgin & M'Alice
Venue: Manhattan's Bar - 415 S. Dearborn St.
Hash Cash: $8
Event: The 1700th Run of the Chicago Hash House Harriers!
From the hares: Our theme will be "Lumberjacks"
Dust off that old Canadian accent, eh, because our visiting hare from British Columbia has called for a Lumberjack theme (as in Monty Python), so pull out your best flannel, your oldest CH3 hash attire and celebrate R*n 1700 at the Anthrax Hangover Hash.
We will be r*nning out of Manhattan's at 415 S. Dearborn. The bar is near CTA Blue, Red and Loop Trains, as well as approximately a 15 minute walk to Union Station for people heading home on Amtrak/MegaBus.
There will be a Walkers Trail and a "Lifa Trail" set specifically for Lifa and anyone else crazy enough to r*n it. Visitors on the Walkers Trail can expect to see around 6 Chicago sights and Lifa Trail will hit around 10, so take your camera if you're not a local.
There will be a beer/shot stop on trail and there will also be an additional/optional beer and wine stop; bring cash and ID on trail if you'd like some extra booze.
Commemorative event tags for the first 20 people to pay hash cash.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Library/Van Buren, hoof it South a block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, hoof it a block and half South on Dearborn to da bar.Driving
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Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dearborn between Congress and Van Buren. Good luck with parking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n7y_j_nbBg
Doubt our street cred? Pix from 2007 can be found by clicking on Pictures in the Nav bar to the right for the CH3's official pictures as well as other peoples pix Batteries' Pix and Return 2 Gender's Pix and So So's pix Pre-Lube / Anthr@x / Hangover
CH3 MM Meeting 7/21- 7pm @ Lion Head
Hey ya wanks,
It's been a while since we've had a MisManagement meeting, so I figure tomorrow is as good a time as any to have one.
The meeting will be at Lion Head Pub (2251 N. Lincoln) at 7pm on July 21.
Here are a few things I have in mind for the agenda so far:
- State of Hash Funds
- Habadashery
- I still have Anthrax shirts for some reason. If you or someone you know HAS NOT picked theirs up, I'll be selling it.
- We bought extra PoP mugs in honor of the 10th anniversary. The left over ones will be sold for $5 each.
- CH3 and TH3 teamed up to create a new moisture wicking shirt. These are currently on sale for $18.
- Open dates for upcoming hashes.
- We need a back up RA.
This is all I have so far as no one has brought any other issues to my attention. If you have anything you'd like me to consider discussing shoot me an email and we'll figure something out.
Note our usual drinking practice specials - free food buffet 4-7pm, $2 domestic bottles and $2.75 beer of the month will be available also.
Questions? Comments? Email me at fistfulofpricks@gmail.com
On On,
Fisty
Chicago Hash #1672 Monday 7/19 @ Montrose Saloon
Chicago HHH #1671 7/12 @ Simpson’s Tavern
Chicago #1662 Sunday 5/30 – Memorial Day Hash
Chicago HHH Run #1662
Sunday 5/30 - 1:00 PM
Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, and Rent a Virgin
Venue: O'Lanagans
Hash Cash: $35 until May 23 and $40 from May 24 until Day of Event!!!
Kick off Summer 2010 the right way with the 6th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Dank Haus. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER and tons of great food.
Sunday May 30 at 1 pm, on-out promptly at 1:30 pm
- Hares: Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, and Rent a Virgin
- LOCATION: O’Lanagan’s bar, at 2335 West Montrose Avenue, Chicago
- A –B run The B will be at DANK-HAUS 4740 N. Western Ave. Chicago Cost = $35 (or $40 depending when you rego) this will get you great food, Goose Island and Metropolitan Brewing Company Beer!!! plus a T-shirt
- Hash Hotels: Arlington House (~$50 night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/
Sponsored by 312 and Metropolitan Brewing
Mail your Rego to Batteries using the below information OR use paypal (it'll cost you $2 extra for the paypal fees)
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HASH NAME___________________________________Kennel_____________ Shirt size ________
E-mail____________________________________________ phone ___________________________
Send check to- Kelli Brannan 1850 N. Clark st. #1906 Chicago, Il 60614 or paypal: kab134@gmail.com
Chicago #1658 MONDAY 5/10 @ Four Treys
Chicago HHH Run #1658
Monday, 5/10 Meet at 7:00 p.m. on out at 7:30 p.m. (normal summer Monday hash time)
Hare(s): Fistful of Pricks and Sin Calzones (her virgin trail!)
Venue: Four Treys - 3333 N. Damen
Hash cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ![]()
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Addison. If you can find the illusive 152, take that west to Damen. The bar is a couple blocks south of Addison. OR you can take the Brown line to Addison. The bar is a few blocks west and south of that.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Damen Bus north to School and walk a block and a half to the bar.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Damen and Henderson. Parking is kinda difficult in this neighborhood, but you might get luck and find a spot.
Chicago #1657 MONDAY 5/3 @ Red Apple – Polish Constitution Day Hash
Chicago HHH Run #1657
Monday, 5/3 - 6:30 PM, on out at 7:00 PM SHARP!
NOTE THE EARLY START TIME! We'll start early due to the restaurant's closing time.
Hare(s): $.69 Man, Virgin Banger, Cuma Slutra
Venue: Red Apple 3121 N. Milwaukee
Hash cash: $13 (this will get you buffet food as the beer is donated by Stanley Stawski Distributing Co.)
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From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont. Take the #77 Belmont bus west to Milwaukee. The bar is just south of that.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, Head west toward Milwaukee. The bar is just south of Belmont.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Milwaukee. Parking is plentiful. You might even get lucky and escape Da Mare's revenue stream and park on a side street.
Chicago #1656 Sunday 4/25 @ Party Central SkyDeck Opening Day & Odor Farewell Hash
Chicago HHH Run #1656
Sunday 4/25 - 2:00 PM
Hare(s): Its Too Soft, Lifa, & Other Unindicted Co-conspirators
Venue: Party Central SkyDeck (THE Original Foofdeck!) 933 W. Wolfram, Rooftop
Hash Cash: $8
$8 will get you a keg of beer, a shitty ass trail and more food than you can shake a stick at! There will also be the 2010 re-appearance of a classic CH3 relic, special event giveaways, and some bonus food items courtesy of Crazy Rita Catering! Call in sick on Monday!
And as you may have heard, our good friend Odor Eater will soon be leaving us for the tropical paradise of Kansas City. If you've ever been to one of our big hash events in Chicago (Anthrax, PoP, etc.), then you know Odor Eater as the friendly DJ cranking out that great dance music.
Odor Eater will be at the Chicago Hash run on 4/25, so please come out to bid him farewell, kiss his ass goodbye, or just to praise/deride him for being the huge Cubs fan that he is.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ![]()
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Brown Line to Diversey. Listen for the drunks. Follow that sound.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Personally, I'll be taking the Diversey Bus over, but you can take your east/west bus of choice to the Brown Line, then Brown Line to Diversey. Listen for the drunks. Follow that sound.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise Diversey and Sheffield. I think the meters are 3 hour parking but I could be wrong. Good luck finding parking though as it is Lincoln Park and Cubs season has started. Address is 933 W. Wolfram
Chicago #1655 Sunday 4/18 @ Green Eye Lounge
Chicago HHH Run #1655
Sunday 4/18 - 2:00 PM
Hare(s): PokeHisAnus & R-TardE
Venue: Green Eye Lounge 2403 W. Homer
Hash Cash: $8
This is Poke's last hare on American soil for about a year and the 3rd anniversary of the 54 back check trail. Should be a terrible trail. Come out and join us!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ![]()
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Brown Line to Armitage, Armitage 73 bus West to Western. The bar is just west and south of Western.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western. The bar is right off the auxiliary entrance/exit if you're coming in on a north bound Blue Line. Or you can just walk from home to Western & Homer. The hash is not responsible for any WUI tickets on the way home tho.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Western and Homer.

