Chicago #1637 Sat 12/19 @3pm – Great Chicago Anthrax Scare and Hash VIII & Santa Hat Run
Hare(s): Calvin Klein, Super Suff'Her, It's Too Soft (the original Anthrax Scare Hare) and Numerous Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: Piano Man - 3801 N. Clark St. Chicago
Hash Cash: Starts @ $40 and up depending on how early you register.
Hare(s): Calvin Klein, Super Stuff'Her, It’s Too Soft and other Unindicted Co-Conspirators
>>> Dec 20th Walk-ups (if available) cash only please
Note shirts NOT guaranteed as we placed the order two weeks ago
& can't afford to get stuck with extras!
The World's Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**
Saturday, December 19, 2009 Meet at 1500hrs CST, on out at 1530hrs (3:00pm - keg will be tapped at 2pm)
Join THE Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2009 Flagship Event - the 7th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
This year's event is once again ALL NEW as we have rented out the two backrooms of Wrigleyville favorite Piano Man and we have the rooms until MIDNIGHT!
Odor Eater returns to DJ and will keep us dancing under the influence all night long.
Fabulous food (isn't all food in Chicago fabulous?) and vegetarian/vegan options will be your choice of silverware, napkins or plates. (kidding, but please do warn us of any special dietary preferences).
This years venue will be just blocks from historic and beautiful Wrigley Field and our hares plan to lay an incredibly shitty trail and show you some new Chicago scenery.
Swag included in rego: Hazmat Suit, Souvenir nametag, and Commemorative Event T-Shirt.
PLEASE NOTE: In anticipation of changes in EPA rules from the Obama Administration, we ask that participants please RECYCLE your Santa Hats from previous years or show your Anthrax Pride and decorate/ accessorize you own entirely new hat for 2009!
Despite the worst recession in decades 8th Anthrax is still be one of the BEST VALUES IN HASHING.
To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger's remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here and also see the 2007 Anthrax web page as well as Big Hump's Do My Butt's writeup about the Great Megabus of Shame incident that followed 6th Anthrax after they hit our hangover and had a few more on the bus.(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails
(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Addison, hoof it a block West along the Southern edge of Wrigley Field to Clark and then two blocks North to Grace.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, CTA Addison #152 bus East to Clark, hoof it two blocks North on Clark to GraceDriving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Grace. Parking is usually findable as the Cubbies are in San Francisco that night further North along Clark by the cemeteries, or even East of Clark on Irving Park a couplea blocks el Norte.
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Burning Asshole Big Hump
Cliff BangHer Big Hump
Dewey Sexual System Big Hump
Do My Butt Big Hump
GAYBLADE! Big Hump
Hummers Para Libre Big Hump
Just Ron Big Hump
Roll-On DCH3
Butt Chug Indyscent
Pissy Ditzy Indyscent
Finger Picking Good Little Rock H3
Hot Lips Michigan
Damn it & damn It MoA2H3 - Moan'n Road Whores
SOS Panama City H3
International Virgin Second City H3
Just Got It SFH3
Beer Spill Valdez TH3
Cum in my Nurse TH3
Dark Side of the Poon TH3
Fistful of Pricks TH3
Mt. Schwiiinga TH3
$.69 man THE Chicago HHH
Ball Cock Dumper THE Chicago HHH
Ballsalotapus THE Chicago HHH
Barks on all Fours THE Chicago HHH
Batteries Not Included THE Chicago HHH
Calvin Klein THE Chicago HHH
Chicken Stiffer THE Chicago HHH
Corn Star THE Chicago HHH
Crop Duster THE Chicago HHH
Cum in My Assfault THE Chicago HHH
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Hoosier Daddy THE Chicago HHH
Horn-E THE Chicago HHH
I Like Dick THE Chicago HHH
Just Allison THE Chicago HHH
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Uploader THE Chicago HHH
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It's Too Soft Waukesha
Oh My Dawg Waukesha
Sphincter Grease WaukeshaDoubt our street cred? Pix from 2007 can be found by clicking on Pictures in the Nav bar to the right for the CH3's official pictures as well as other peoples pix Batteries' Pix and Return 2 Gender's Pix and So So's pix Pre-Lube / Anthr@x / Hangover
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of Chicago's Great Anthrax Scare Hash
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Addison, hoof it a block West along the Southern edge of Wrigley Field to Clark and then two blocks North to Grace
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, CTA Addison #152 bus East to Clark, hoof it two blocks North on Clark to GraceDriving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Grace. Parking is usually findable as the Cubbies are in San Francisco that night further North along Clark by the cemeteries, or even East of Clark on Irving Park a couplea blocks el Norte.
Tale of the Trail – Chicago Hash #1573 – 11.23.08 @ Casa de Just Shaina – Thanksgiving Dinner Hash
HASH TRASH - Tale of the Trail
Chicago Hash #1573 - Nov. 23, 2008 @ Just Shaina's
HARES: Just Shaina, Poultry Fucker, Ginger Snatch, Chicken Stiffer
VIRGINS: Just Erica, Just Camillo
VISITORS: Cums in Taxi's
HASHERS: Snatchsquatch, Virtually Hung, Lochness Cockster, Crop Duster, Two Tickets too a Pair Thighs, Are They Real, Cumma Slutra, Just I Lean, R-Tard-E, More Tail, Super Stuffher, Mouthful of Meat, Cums on I Lean, It's Too Soft, Happy Ass Grabber & Turbo Dog, One-Handed Typist, Just Andy, Calvin Klein, Batteries not Included, Mudsucker
TOTAL HASHERS – 28
This trail was set by POULTRY F*CKER and GINGER SNATCH and ran through the Avondale neighborhood with CROP DUSTER ending up being the FRB into the beer stop with VIRTUALLY HUNG and LOCHNESS COCKSTER close behind. JUST SHAINA was at home cooking the 25 lbs turkey and many were happy later to learn that she was. The pack was happy to see a keg back at the on-in and actually did finish the 15.5 gallons by 7 pm that night. MORE TAIL's garlic potatoes went over along with ARE THEY REAL desert. JUST I LEAN and SUPER STUFFHER performed the caving duties today and CALVIN ran the circle. Circle ran for about 45 minutes and then we devoured the Turkey dinner set in front of us. Much thanks goes out to JUST SHANIA for the use of her place and a lovely place it is. Hope people had a Happy THANKSGIVING I know I did.
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Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
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Hare(s): JUST SHAINA, GINGER SNATCH, and POULTRY F*CKER
Venue: Casa de Just Shaina
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 despite the hash not getting any of the $700 Billion Federal TARP (Troubled Assets Relief Program) for beer. Hash cash will be $5 if you bring a side dish (green beans, potato salad, sweet potatoes, corn. what ever
We have turkey, cornbread, mac & cheese, oh and beer a keg. Shaina's place has a 50 inch plamsa so the bears game will be on!!!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont, Belmont 77 bus West to Monticello between Monticello and Lawndale which is generally between the Kennedy and Milwaukee Ave.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it a few blocks west to Monticello.
Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Belmont & Monticello. I have absolutely no idea what parking is like in this area but shouldn't be too bad.
Click here for info and regos for Chicago's 7th Annual Great Anthrax Scare Hash & Santa Hat Run
Post PoP Hangover Hash "Kegs & Eggs on the Skydeck"
Sunday 10/14/2007 Meet @11am, Out @ 1130am
Chicago HHH #1513.5 Post PoP Hangover Hash "Kegs & Eggs on the Skydeck"
Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Party Central Skydeck - 933 W Wolfram rooftop
Hash Cash: $9 Includes a mercifully short trail, lotsa beer and FOOD!!!
We're currently planning another visitor-friendly Sunday "kegs & eggs" hangover hash at Fuji's on the Party Central Skydeck similar to Post 1500. Note mid-October is NOT the same as mid-July in Chicago so it might devolve into a NFL gamewatching beerfest indoors after the run which is fine as I can setup the multiple HDTV's into the "sports bar configuration" I use for Bears games and the Super Bowl. Note Bears play Vikings at Noon so parts of the game might get viewed on trail!
As there will be a keg involved, the early birds can see in person the now-legendary Party Central "keg hoist" in action!
Public Transit -
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Fullerton & truck it four blocks North to Wolfram up Sheffield.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square, hoof it three blocks North to Diversey, and Diversey 76 bus East to Sheffield, 1 blk North to Wolfram.
7th Annual Power of the Pussy
7th Annual Power of the Pussy - The Main Event
Saturday 10/13/2007 Meet @ 2:00pm, Out @ 2:30pm
Chicago HHH #1513
The Tale of the Trail Chicago #1413 PoP 7 @ Chi-Town Tap
Hash Trash: 10/13/07 POP HASH The 7th YEAR ITCH
Hares: Likes it on the Bottom, PACKhER Ass, Mount Schwiiinga, Salty Gash, Just Lauren, and Rotten Whore
Venue: Chi-town Tap
VIRGINS: Just Ernst, Just Kristen, Just Savitia, Just Jonathon
VISITORS: Hand Solo, #2, Toilet Eclipse, Just Mary, Ricky’s Crab Shack, Exorcist, Hot Lips, Suck Me Dry, OPP, Gagging Me Softly, 2 f*** Cannuck
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Virtually Hung, W’all Bangher, Virgin Banger, Renta Virgin, Just Katherine, Just Kristen, Just Steve, 69-Cent Man, Anal Assault, Bank of Spermamerica, Boner Malfunction, Batteries Not Included, Just Corrine, Grizzly ?, I’m Late Again, It’s too Soft, Just Allen, Just Julia, Magnetic Muff, Just Lisa, Just Mary, Just Molly, Just Peter, Sperm Diversion, Just Saud, One Handed Typist, Mouthful Of Meat, Mud Sucker, Odor Eater, Too Much Head, Just Patrick, Moan on Trail, Just Ed, CP, Just Jamica, Just Rick, Man O Whore, Just Tom,
VIRGINS= 4
VISTORS=9
TOTAL HASHERS= 60+
Last weekend five ladies (PACKhER ASS, LIKES IT ON THE BOTTOM, MOUNT SCHWIIINGA, JUST LAUREN, and SALTY GASH plus one rotten WHORE put on the yearly POP (POWER of the PUSSY) hash. The turn out was high with over 60 hashers showing up for the event and the laughs and fun will last forever. Nice job ladies!!! The Planning for the event began in the beginning of JULY when the ladies asked me if they could run POP. A date was picked for the hash in mid-JULY when the Chicago October hash calendar was empty of hashes for the Oct. 12-14 weekend. The T-shirt design was done by our own MOUNT SCHWIIINGA with the trail being devised by LIKES IT ON THE BOTTOM. The other 3 pussies, PACKhER ASS, SALTY GASH, and JUST LAUREN, provided logistical support.
The weekend kicked off with a pre-lube party where the CH3 raised around $200 for Breast Cancer Research, this brings the CH3 donations to charity well over $1000 for the whole year. The Flagship event began at 2 p.m. Oct. 13 with the weather being most cooperative. The hash ran under cloudy skies with a temperature of 65 degrees or perfect running weather. I wish we could have had this weather for the Chicago Marathon!!! The ladies greeted us at the door adorned in their Marilyn Monroe outfits so blondes were everywhere. The hash greeted our visitors in from BIG-HUMP, 2 F*** CANNUCK, SEXORCIST, and RICKYS CRAB SHACK.
We also had Waukesha hashers in the form of #2, TOILET ECLIPSE, JUST MARY, and HAND SOLO. Later in the evening the INDY SCENT hashers showed up in the form of OPP, SUCK ME DRY, and GAGGING ME SOFTLY. The hash lubricated itself with beer and around 2:45 pm the hash did chalk talk. VIRTUALLY HUNG was stuck carrying the flag today and JUST ALLEN and I were stuck wearing schoolgirl skirts and football jersey’s due to a lost bet a couple weeks ago.
The hash took off Northeast and found its first problem around the Illinois Masonic Hospital. The trail went up through the parking lot and back down. Numerous hashers like JUST PATRICK, JUST MOLLY, JUST ALLEN, and others decided to short cut the trail because what goes up must come down, the problem was where would the trail come down? Eventually the trail did run up to Halsted and then North to the Belmont El line stop.
This was the shot stop on the trail and TOO MUCH HEAD seemed to love giving blow job?!?
SHOTS to the hashers cumming in for the quick rest. ROTTEN WHORE looked she had just blown a whole battleship full of sailors with all of the leftover whip cream around her mouth!! SEXORCIST had the inverted whip cream treat as well. After the brief rest and shots the pack was back on trail angling northwest. JUST ALLEN, SPERM DIVERSION, VIRTULLY HUNG and I seemed to be leading the pack at this point and about two miles down trail we ran into the backyard of MOUNT SCHWIINGA. I took a seat but soon had to get up because JUST CORINNE, TOO MUCH HEAD, HOT LIPS, and others kept trying to see up my skirt!!!
The pack was treated to some fine beer, but the piece de resistance was the penis piñata. CP had first crack at the big dick but missed it completely. Next up was MOUTHFUL OF MEAT who seemed to need batting practice as well. MUDSUCKER took a whack at it and started the eventual down fall of the massive prick. Finally and mercifully ODOR eater like Chris Farley in the great white ninja blindfolded himself and put a huge wallop into that phallic that it spit out its finally death blows. Out of said phallic came Chocolate, sweet tarts and other prizes which will be given out this Sunday to the no shows.
The pack hit the pavement and was running along until 69-CENT MAN found a bus playpen in the garbage. He put the costume on but soon tired of it and gave it to JUST SAUD and I. We ran with it on until we got to the finally beer stop at Wrightwood Park. Along the way we must have given out 50-60 hash cards to interested onlookers and when we got to the park the Kick ball game stopped to give us a funny salute. ROTTEN WHORE womaned this stop and was very self-conscious of her appearance because numerous innocent bystanders were giving her strange looks. The bus finally arrived and the Ladies had games ready for us. I was on a team of JUST SAUD, TOO MUCH HEAD, JUST SAVITIA, and JUST KRISTEN. We played izzy dizzy and many hashers were soon on the ground from a lost sense of balance and direction. I believe the winning team had 69-CENT MAN, JUST PETER, #2, JUST MOLLY, and JUST KATHERINE on their team.
The pack played in the park for about ½ and then staggered back into the ON-IN at the Chi-town tap around 5:45 pm, but not before SALTY and PACKhER jumped into a pair of granny panties together.
Back at the On-In we had a short delay until the circle was started by PACKhER ASS and MOUNT SCHWIIINGA. They did a masterful job in running the circle and received the cooperation of the circle in general and if they didn’t ROTTEN WHORE spoke up for them with RESPECT!!! The hares were publicly pissed upon and our visitors were acknowledged and thanked for making the trip. Our virgins, Just Ernst, Just Kristen, Just Savitia, and Just Jonathon were in shock of what they had done today and what they had seen. The FRB’s were SPERM DIVERSION and JUST JULIA. SPERM DIVERSION on a side note could barely stand at the end of the night. The POP celebrated the past POP members in MOUTHFUL OF MEAT, ROTTEN WHORE and MAGNETIC MUFF. They even punished the NRB’s JUST TOM, MOAN, OPP, GAGGING ME SOFTLY and SUCK ME DRY. The BUS drivers and passengers made a second appearance and drank for garbage picking. RENTA VIRGIN and VIRGIN BANGER were called on for something but I can’t remember by this time I was getting drunk. JUST ALLEN got the sleeve today and somehow managed to drink from it with out spilling?? Food was served and the circle went through the motions of hash religion and ate.
Afterwards the hash decided to play a few games of Flippy cup with MOAN ON TRAIL leading the game. Participants included BATTERIES, JUST ALLEN, JUST MOLLY, ODOR EATER, ROTTEN WHORE, SPERM DIVERSION, JUST SAUD and others. The games lasted long and kicked SPERM DIVERSIONS butt because he threw up the game pieces after it was long over. From here I am at a loss for words but I do remember that the POP committee got some free shots by flashing the bar tender!!!! Overall the ladies did a nice job and the hash waits in anticipation for the 8th ANNUAL POP. We also like to thank the ladies for making us a new hashshit award, which is now a 2 foot pink penis. Towards the end of the night we did name JUST LAUREN. The suggestions were JANE DOE, MY ASS IS UP FOR GRABS, TURN AND COUGH, and ON MY KNEES AGAIN. After great deliberation amongst the hashers JUST LAUREN is now “MY ASS IS UP FOR GRABS!!!” Congrats!!!
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM
Harrierettes: Just Lauren, Mount Schwiiinga, PACKhER Ass, Salty Gash, and Likes it on the Bottom
Venue: Chi-Town Tap - 2642 N Lincoln
Hash Cash: $30 in advance, which is before 10/1 ($35 day of)
The tradition continues for 2007 as Chicago's flagship all-women run major hash event brings game to Beverly Hills 60614 in Lincoln Park for the first time I can recall with a highly enthusiastic and entirely new crew of hares. More buzz about "Top Secret" stuff on trail than I've ever heard - I'm really looking forward to this! Or should I be scared?
Pay by Oct 1st guarantees a shirt.
Pay by paypal to h3pop@yahoo.com or cash at the hash to Just Lauren, Mount Schwiiinga, PACKhER Ass, Salty Gash, or Likes it on the Bottom.
Questions? Email h3pop@yahoo.com
Download PoP7 Rego Form Here!!!
Public Transit -
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it a block East to Lincoln and two blocks Northwest, just past Wrightwood.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square, Fullerton #74 bus East to Lincoln, hoof it a block East to Lincoln and two blocks Northwest, just past Wrightwood.
Previous Events – Chicago HHH PoP 7 Pre-Lube Party @ Wrightwood Tap
Friday 10/13/2007
Meet @ 6 Out at bar close
Harrierettes: Just Lauren, Mount Schwiiinga, PACKhER Ass, Salty Gash, and Likes it on the Bottom.
Venue: Wrightwood Tap - 1059 W. Wrightwood
8pm-11pm, $20/person. A portion of the proceeds will be added to Thirstday's Pink Dress Breast Fest funds. The package includes beer, house wine, and well drinks.
Same directions as PoP7 itself as the Wrightwood Tap is on Wrightwood literally 1 block East of the Wrightwood/ Sheffield/ Lincoln six-way intersection that Chi-Town tap is 1/2 block Northwest of.
The Tale of the Trail Chicago PoP PreLube @ Wrightwood Tap
POP PRELUBE 40+ attendees
ATTENDEES (that I can Remember); Mouthful of Meat, Batteries not included, One handed typist, Its too Soft, Chicken Stiffer, Salty Gash, Packher Ass, likes it on the bottom, Just Lauren, Mount Schwiiinga, Just Steve, Just Allen, Just Carol, Too Much Head, Just Corinne, Just Julia, Man O whore, Rickys Crab Schack, Sexorcist, Two F*** Cannuck, Dicken Cider, Mud Sucker, Just Tom, Just Tony, Just Sarah, Just Gary and Numerous other friends of the ladies. In all we had just over 40 people in a little room in the back enjoying all you can drink from 8-11 pm for only $20. Nice start to the weekend ladies, if last night was any indication of what is to come today then we are in for a fun time!!!
Chicken Stiffer
Tale of the Trail – Chicago #1512 @ Sliante – You want me to do WHAT after the Marathon? Hash
Chicago HHH #1512
You want me to do WHAT after the Marathon!!!?? HASH
Hare(s): Two Tickets & Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Slainte - 2138 N. Halsted St. in Lincoln Park
Okay, so maybe not everyone who just ran a 26.2 mile race may not be up for several more miles of hash trail. Totally understand. But I bet y'all could use a cold beer. Or several. Ergo da hash. See this link for additional volunteer opportunity for the traditional Chicago HHH Marathon Beer Stop this year in cooperation with the Chicago Police Memorial Foundation Marathon Team.
First Sunday Hash of Fall/Winter 2007/Spring 2008 Hashing Season! No more Mondays until MAY!!
$5 pitchers of PBR
Easy access via the Red and Brown lines.
Also you should be able to park in the Lincoln Park High School parking lot
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview -: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it 1 blk East to Halsted, and two blocks South just past Webster
From Wicker Park/Bucktown -: Blue Line to Logan Square, hoof it Southeast on Milwaukee to Fullerton, take Fullerton 74 Bus East to Halsted, walk South on Halsted 2 blocks just past Webster ton 74 Bus East to Halsted, walk South on Halsted 2 blocks just past Webster
The Tale of the Trail Chicago #1510 @ Big Joe's
Hash Trash: 9/24/07
Hares: Virgin Banger & Ez on the Ass
Venue: Joe’s Bar
VIRGINS: Just John, Just Mandy, Just Amanda, Just Marc, Just Dusty
VISITORS: Davey Crochet (Pinelake), Flavio (San Diego)
HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Stupid Man, Bloody Thighs, Just Chris, Just Jenn, Rotten Whore, Mount Me Puh’lzee, Virtually Hung, Just Patrick, Just Joseph, Cums in My Assfault, Or-G, Anal Assault, Just Tom, Just Marc, Asspocket, Ernest Cummingway, Just Molly, Just Katherine, Salted Gash, Its too Soft, Packher Arse, MudSucker, Spotted Cock, Renta Virgin, Just Mark, Man A Whore, 69-Cent Man,
VIRGINS= 5
TOTAL HASHERS= 38
This hash was billed as a birthday hash for EZ, VIRGIN BANGER, and STUMP HUMPER. 38 hashers showed up for this birthday hash. The venue was set as the turtle racing capital of the world, Joe’s on Foster. STUPID MAN was the first to arrive and he talked about his two high school boys that play football. I have never seen them play but they are supposed to be top players in the state. One is a quarterback and one a wide out. I would love to one day hear the call STUPID MAN JR. to STUPID MAN JR. for a touchdown. More hashers began to arrive and Chicago welcomed FLAVIO and JUST DUSTY in from San Diego via Lambeau where their beloved Chargers lost to the Packers over the weekend. Who said hashers don’t watch football? We also welcomed 4 virgins that showed up early to run with us JUST JOHN, MARC, MANDY, and AMANDA.
The hash began around 7:30 pm with a chalk talk from the hares and the pack was off. VIRTUALLY HUNG was the early pace setter down an alley followed closely by old man HORN-E. The trail wound its way towards Lawrence but not before the pack went through a park and climbed over a fence. JUST MARC was really getting the hang of the hash because he was the FRB tonight. 69-CENT MAN with his reconstructed knees kept plodding along. The trail went through the usually hospital area where JUST KATHERINE spotted trail come through the large parking lot and called the pack to follow. It was in this area where the unfortunate JUST MANDY lost her car key? Virtually Hung again found himself up front with ROTTEN WHORE and they worked their way through Welles Park, and on under to the el-train. All along the trail MOUNT ME PUH’LZEE’s cranium reflect the full moon that was out in force throughout the night. The pack found the trail making its way to casa de VIRGIN BANGER where the pack was met by a short cutting STUPID MAN and the beautiful RENTA VIRGIN. Heinekens for all!!! The Pack enjoyed the friendly confines of the VIRGINS backyard. OR-G, JUST PATRICK, JUST JOE, and CUMS IN MY ASSFAULT all sat back and popped a beer.
The pack stayed for 20 minutes plus at the beer stop and then went back to the bar. VIRTUALLY HUNG ran the circle and punished STUPID MAN for being the FRB. JUST MOLLY and JUST KATHERINE were the FBI’s. The GM even remembered to give ASSPOCKET her lanyard and whistle she rightly deserved, of course the birthday people got their birthday down down too.
Back at the bar we also ran into ITS TOO SOFT and his small harem of PACKhER ARSE and SALTED GASH. They were the NRB’s along with DAVEY CORCHET and MUDSUCKER who showed up late. Even the MAN O WHORE rolled in drunk and disorderly. ANAL ASSAULT and JUST TOM acknowledge they are setting trail next week at 5200 N. Clark. It was too bad that BLOODY THIGHS had to leave early because I don’t think she got a down down. It was also different to see JUST JENN out with out the big MOLDY MAN SACK she carries around. It was nice to see about 40 hashers stuffing their collective faces with B-day cake brought by RENTA VIRGIN. The circle ended and the hashers went on their way. Hope to see all of you next week at the virgin trail of ANAL ASSAULT and JUST TOM.
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM
Don't believe the GM? Fujirazzi pix here
The Tale of the Trail Chicago #1509 @ Relax Sports Bar
Hash Trash: 9/17/07
Hares: Too Much Head & Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Relax Sports Bar
VIRGINS: Just Ciara, Just Aaron, Just Gina
HASHERS: Just Chris, Horn-e, Mount Schwiinga, Whack On Whack Off, Too Much Head, Just Katherine, Just Molly, Just Amanda, Its too Soft, Calvin Klein, Mudsucker, Virtually Hung, Just Julie, Just Allen, Smell This, Virgin Banger, At Your Cervix, 69-cent Man, Mouthful of Meat, Org-E, Just Peter, Just Corinne, Rhotan, I’m Late Again, Assflack,
Virgins= 3
Total Hashers= 30
The Hare TOO MUCH HEAD was so well prepared for this trail she had a google map with the trail outlined and a beer stop already planned. Future hares should take note that scouting your trail before hand like TOO MUCH HEAD did can be a good thing. She even talked to Ray the owner of the bar and explained our need for singing and $5 pitchers which helped the night run well.
Overall you have to say that TOO MUCH HEAD did everything a hare needed to do. The pack formed outside of the bar around 7:30 pm and I gave the chalk talk for the benefit of our 3 virgins and relatively new hashers. The talk was short and the pack was off. The trail was picked up by VIRTUALLY HUNG and CALVIN KLEIN going north but is soon doubled back towards a familiar Polish-Catholic Church in the neighborhood. A check was laid in its parking lot with true trail again doubling back on itself. I believe JUST MOLLY or JUST JULIE found the trail going west which soon cut through the only alley in Chicago. The HEAD trail went south and crossed Diversey. The pack ran into a check and one of the littlest dogs every seen on trail here. HORN-E went east and JUST KATHERINE west with numerous others running south. The pack was stumped and HORN-E came running back thinking he was on the false trail but he finally figured out that he had the true trail called ON-ON!!! The pack wound its way back to the east where MUDSUCKER became confused by the split in the park and many ladies like JUST CIARA and JUST JULIE got drinks of water or used the bathroom. JUST CORINNE looked like she found true trail going towards Wrightwood and the pack was smiling again. They soon were frowning though when they came to the next check and VIRGIN BANGER and RHOTAN called on-on leading the pack on a long false trail. The pack rejoined the hare, CHICKEN STIFFER, at the check and found true trail quickly. The pack with ORG-E leading ran into the short back check that ran into a dead end before they came out to the Logan Boulevard Circle and monument. Here ORG-E called on-on but didn’t realize that he had missed the check and was really on a false trail. JUST MOLLY found true trail running south and called for JUST CHRIS to join her in the search for more marks. MOUTHFUL OF MEAT was accidentally spat on by a spitting RHOTAN who was trying to clear his nasal passages. CALVIN was somewhere lost out on trail and eventual ran backwards on marks to find the beer stop. The pack was closing in on the beer and needed a little more help from some rangers to find true trail crossing back across Logan to the north. AT YOUR CERVIX kicked it into high gear when she detected the faint smell of barley and hops wafting through the air. The pack ran back towards Diversey and one of virgins, JUST GINA, seemed to be stripping on trail?? ITS TOO SOFT refused to jump the short fence to the beer stop complaining; “ I DO NOT HOP OVER THINGS WHEN I CAN’T SEE THE LANDING ZONE!!!” SMELL THIS and TOO MUCH HEAD had set up the beer stop behind some storefronts and we waved numerous times to the neighbor who kept popping his cranium out the window to see what the hell was going on!! The pack devoured the two cases of beer and meandered back the bar.
CALVIN ran the circle and it is comical to see people try to interrupt him week after week, it doesn’t work he just does the RA job too well for the hash to faze him. We were soon giving down-downs to the HARES. The virgins JUST CIARA, JUST AARON, and JUST GINA were taught how to perform a correct down-down by MUDSUCKER. CALVIN brought 69-cent man into the circle for setting of the metal detector, and VIRTUALLY HUNG was named the FRB. I’M LATE AGAIN showed up fashionably late and even later was ASSFLACK who decided to join the CH3 party. JUST PETER and JUST JULIE drank for being reboots and the circle continued. After 20 minutes of accusations CALVIN had the circle singing swing low and the circle closed. Most of us watched the CUBS come back against the REDS this night scoring three runs in the bottom of the ninth for a victory, and ITS TOO SOFT cried over his losing Eagles. Overall the trail was an excellent effort by the Virgin Hare TOO MUCH HEAD and we hope she
volunteers to hare in the near future.
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM
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The Tale of the Trail Chicago #1508 @ The Beaumont
Hash Trash: 9/10/07
Hares: Just Lauren
Venue: Beaumonts
VIRGINS: none
HASHERS: Just Chris, Chicken Stiffer, Triple D, Just Garth, Horn-e, Moldy Man Sac, Just Jenn, Packher Azz, Mount Schwiinga, Whack On Whack Off, Too Much Head, Just Katherine, Anal Assault, Just Tom, Just Molly, Just Amanda, Rotten Whore, Its too Soft, Salted Gash, Calvin Klien
Virgins= 0
Total Hashers= 21
This hash was JUST LAUREN's virgin trail and she said she wanted to do it all by herself and she did, but she did get a little help from PACKhER AZZ. What can you say the rain started coming down but we still had 21 hashers show? Don't you people have homes? Don't you know you can catch cold? If the weather was nice I guess we would have had our usual 35-40 hashers out on trail?
JUST LAUREN gave us a quick chalk talk and then we were off to the North. JUST CHRIS and I stayed back because we had seen trail already coming from my house to the hash. The pack made a left on Webster by Glascotts and was going towards McGee's, but the pack missed the right turn towards the DePaul campus that JUST MOLLY caught. The FRB spot was taken over by JUST JENN and MOLDY MAN SAC and they went back to the corner of Fullerton and Halsted. The pack found trail going back to the OZ park area and soon lost trail completely in the park.
I don't know whom but my Guess was JUST KATERINE found trail in the blackness going towards the Halsted and Armitage corner where we ran into a check. I found trail that went west with our BIG-HUMP visitor WHACK ON WHACK OFF but we quickly ran into a three way split he choose correctly and was soon leading the pack towards the industrial area south of North Avenue. The trail ended at a construction site near Joe's on Weed Street and JUST LARUEN had a case of beer waiting for us. Some unknown hashers supposedly ran down ROTTEN WHORE? Was it JUST LAUREN? HORN-E? Who was this hasher? The hash had to crawl under the fence and drink their beer but because of the rain we were off in a few minutes. The FBI's were JUST MOLLY and TRIPLE D back into Beaumont's where JUST NICK began pouring pitcher after pitcher of beer for us.
CALVIN KLEIN convened the circle and the down-downs were on. JUST LAUREN was punished numerous times for the trail, followed closely by CALVIN for his shitty weather. ITS TOO SOFT arrived and was the NRB. SALTED GASH and PACKhER AZZ announced that POP VII was going to take place on OCT. 13, 2007. We also punished CALVIN, ROTTEN, WHACK ON WHACK OFF, and ITS TOO SOFT for visiting other hashes. JUST AMANDA gave us a good lawyer joke along with ROTTEN WHOERE so they got out of their down-downs but not so for JUST GARTH who couldn't come up with one?? Are not lawyers supposed to be able to think on their feet?? TOO MUSH HEAD has volunteered to set trail next week so we will see what she comes up with.
On a side note gentlemen the ratio of girls to guys tonight was 12:9 these are numbers that would even make BONER giggle!! I can't remember many hashes were the ratio is right around 50:50 and its had been this way for the last several weeks at the CH3. See you all at TH3 or next MONDAY!!!
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM
The Tale of the Trail Chicago #1507 @ Party Central Skydeck
Hares: Its Too Soft
Venue: The Skydeck @ Party Central
VIRGINS: Just Scott, Just Ed, Just Mark, Just Kristen
HASHERS: Just Amanda, Bloody Thighs, Just Chris, At Your Cervix, Just Chris II, Just Allen, Just Molly, Just Jenn, Cums in MyAssfault, Flying Hooters, Just Tom, Just Patrick, Special Ed Giver, Sirs Poops A lot, Just Julie, Just John, Just Luis, Just Dave, Just Jenn, Moldy Man Sac, Magnetic Muff, Mudsucker, Lifa, Sex Luthor, Just Stephane. Just Lauren, Packher Arse,
Virgins= 4
Total Hashers= 33
Those of us that couldn't get out of town for the Holiday weekend had a great day to hash and long trail to run. ITS TOO SOFT laid a long trail that went north to Wrigley field before it turned west to the corner of Western and Irving Park. We started off with four new virgins joining our band of hashers on their trek for beer. The hash went north under the el tracks and popped out near Illinois Masonic Hospital with a major check, but the marks were closely clustered together and the pack got confused until JUST MOLLY found marks with JUST JOHN going north. The pack was now being lead by JUST CHRIS squared. They also had AT YOUR CERVIX in tow finding trail going towards the Belmont and Clark corner. Here the trail went thru an alley that I found with the help of JUST ALLEN. The trail seemed to die here but went back east thru Boys Town.
The pack went north to the Addison Police station and continued around Wrigley Field. JUST KRISTEN a new virgin was in the lead group with MOLDY MAN SAC and FLYING HOOTERS. The pack kept going east and could have used a wagon to cart some of the walking wounded west much like our pioneers of old, but most made it to the corner of Western and Irving Park. Here we found our BN but soon found the trail gone, wiped out by some dude washing his car and watering his grass.
I guess **** happens as they do on all trails with this being no exception. The FRB's enjoyed water and LIFA joined JUST JENN, JUST PATRICK, and others waiting for the back of the pack to join us. I went back to relay marks to the beer stop that had been washed away. JUST ED, JUST DAVE, and JUST LUIS soon joined us. SIR POOPS came in with his special lady SPECIAL ED GIVER. The first beer stop had been found and the second was nearby but the pack had to use the el to find it.
The pack ran to the Western brown line stop and took the el to Fullerton where we ran 20 yards to old party central for the second beer stop. LIFA and I stopped at Dominick's for needed provisions, TOLIET PAPER for the old party central. We also got the hash some chips and pretzels, which went over well. We finished off most of the beer and ran back to the roof deck.
ITS TOO SOFT used the keg winch to get the beer up and the hash was enjoying the familiar flavor of GOLD and COLD. The hash circled up and punished the FRB CHICKEN STIFFER and we also punished MAGENTIC MUFF for excessive whining. SEX LUTHOR and JUST STEPHANE showed up saying they saw the flag on trail and followed it to FUJI's place so the got punished for being NRB's. JUST JENN and JUST PATRICK need to keep their racing attire at home so they got a down-down as well.
WE finally brought in our virgins in the circle, JUST ED, JUST MARK, JUST SCOTT, and JUST KRISTEN, theygot their demo down – down before they were initiated to our happy hash. The POP ladies of JUST LAUREN, SALTED GASH, PACKhER ARSE, and LIKES IT ON DA BOTTOM announced their hash on OCT. 13 in the Lincoln Park Area. The circle was closed and the food was served. Afterwards we did finally come up with a name for JUST CHRIS who will be known as "OPEN WIDE". The party lasted late into the evening with a free screening of Old School being played for the hashers that were left. See you all next week for JUST LAURENS trail.
CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM