1500 Lost Property
All this stuff was found at Party Central after 1500 and the Hangover Hash! Most likely Indyscent stuff as they comprised most of the crashers there. From lower left going clockwise:
- Size 68DDD bikini bra found Sunday morning hoisted atop the flagpole, overlooking the L which was alleged in the circle to DMB's but still pending the results of
forensic DNA testing- Size Large Big Hump "Perfect Storm Tour 2006" black t-shirt (Cliff Bangher?)
- Black nylon shell camping mattress (this one is way better than the one I have so if it isn't claimed it's going into the Permanent Collection);
- Pair of designer-imitation shades (no labeling whatsoever present so if you paid more than five bucks for these you got had)
- Pair of Asics size 10 running shoes (how did this person run the hangover trail??)
- LG cell phone charger which I believe is C No's
- [not shown] is what I believe to be Return to Gender (Madison HHH) pillow and green pillowcase
The Tuesday, July 24 Financial Times of London is shown behind these items to prove they are still alive and well. Now people please claim your crap which is cluttering up Party Central. You people are killing me!!