From da GM:Its Just Preston’s virgin lay, and he’s learning from somebody who has no idea what he’s doing, so this one is going to suck!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 73 Armitage Bus and cruise West to Hoyne. Just off and hoof it back East to 2048 W. Armitage.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to 2048 W. Armitage, you fattie fat fattie.
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Hoyne. Check out all the hipsters in skinny jeans who judge you for killing the planet by not biking to the hash on your fixed-gear bicycle.