MisManageMent

 

Like in any other hash, generally rather thankless unpaid jobs helping keep the wheels from coming off and in the meantime getting to drink from the fire hydrant of Chicago area hash drama & politics as a bonus. You really haven’t lived until you find out the highlight of someone’s day is sticking a hat pin into a voodoo doll of you. Chicago Hash drama is not for the faint of heart and Mismanagement is the lighting rod of it all.

If you have fun @ one of our hashes feel free to buy one of these cats a beer as at the end of the day, they truly need it.

Effective until the 2011 Hash Ball is

YOUR FISCAL 2010 CHICAGO HASH HOUSE HARRIERS MISMANAGEMENT TEAM:

Da GM - Fistful of Pricks

Hare Razrs (one of the toughest jobz in da hash, pleeze support them) - Chicken Stiffer & Lifa

Religious Advisor(s) - Virtually Hung (when we can draft him) & Calvin Klein

Acting Habadasher & Hash Graphic Artist - Mt Schwiiinga

Consigliere, Web Dude, Hash Flash & Chief Sarcasm Officer (CSO) - It’s Too Soft

Utility Infielders (peeps who are not badged officers, but step it up over and above to help out the hash where needed) - Milk My Yak (also Hash Brewmeister), Assfault & Ballsalotapus

The position of Chicago GM is elected annually by the kennel in the month prior to our Annual Hash Ball (usually February), the rest of the positions are pretty much open to anyone drunk enough to volunteer for them, or at least to not say "no" when asked.