Like in any other hash, generally rather thankless unpaid jobs helping keep the wheels from coming off and in the meantime getting to drink from the fire hydrant of Chicago area hash drama & politics as a bonus. You really haven’t lived until you find out the highlight of someone’s day is sticking a hat pin into a voodoo doll of you. Chicago Hash drama is not for the faint of heart and Mismanagement is the lighting rod of it all.
If you have fun @ one of our hashes feel free to buy one of these cats a beer as at the end of the day, they truly need it.
Effective until the 2009 Hash Ball is
YOUR FISCAL 2008 CHICAGO HASH HOUSE HARRIERS MISMANAGEMENT TEAM:
Da GM - Chicken Stiffer
Hare Razrs (one of the toughest jobz in da hash, pleeze support them) -Batteries Not Included & Mouthful of Meat
Religious Advisor(s) - Virtually Hung (when we can draft him) & Calvin Klein
Acting Habadasher & Hash Graphic Artist - Mt Schwiiinga
Consigliere, Web Dude, Hash Flash & Chief Sarcasm Officer (CSO) - It’s Too Soft
Utility Infielders (peeps who are not badged officers, but step it up over and above to help out the hash where needed) - Milk My Yak (also Hash Brewmeister), Assfault & Ballsalotapus
The position of Chicago GM is elected annually by the kennel in the months prior to our Annual Hash Ball, the rest of the positions are pretty much open to anyone drunk enough to volunteer for them, at least not say no when asked.
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