25Apr/10Off

Chicago #1657 MONDAY 5/3 @ Red Apple – Polish Constitution Day Hash

Chicago HHH Run #1657
Monday, 5/3 - 6:30 PM, on out at 7:00 PM SHARP!

NOTE THE EARLY START TIME! We'll start early due to the restaurant's closing time.

Hare(s): $.69 Man, Virgin Banger, Cuma Slutra
Venue: Red Apple 3121 N. Milwaukee

Hash cash: $13 (this will get you buffet food as the beer is donated by Stanley Stawski Distributing Co.)

After they throw us out, if there is still beer in the keg, we will continue to drink it in their parking lot in the back.

Once we finish that beer, those who are still thirsty can go to the Bialystok Pub, 3653 W. Diversey Ave., where they have large pitchers for $5 (U. S.). We were there a few years ago for the San Jacinto Day Hash (Cum to think of it, today is San Jacinto Day.), and all hashers present liked the place.

HARES: 69 Cent Man, Virgin Banger, Cuma Slutra.

BEER: Keg of Stawski Beer, will be provided by the Stanley Stawski Distributing Co., www.stawskidistribu ting.com . Just remember that this beer has a high alcohol content, so if you guzzle this like Miller Lite or water, you will get drunk.

PRICE: $13 US

DRESS: Wear a Polish shirt (provided that it is not from a Polish beer company, as our sponsor, the Stawski Distributing Co., is brewing a relatively new Polish beer under their own name).

If you want to buy any Polish flags or articles of clothing, go to the Polish Store (What a clever and original name!!!), 3069 N. Milwaukee Ave., very close to our venue.

DIRECTIONS: By car: From Warsaw, ND: Head east on 61st St NE toward 157th Ave NE; Turn right to merge onto I-29 S; Take exit 63A-B to merge onto I-94 E toward Minneapolis, Entering Minnesota; Take the exit on the left onto I-694 E; Take exit 58B for I-94 E toward Madison; Slight right at I-94 E

Entering Wisconsin; Continue on I-90 E, Partial toll road, Entering Illinois; Take Keeler exit; Turn left onto W. Irving Park Rd., Turn right onto N. Pulaski Rd.; Turn left onto N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.

From Panna Maria, TX: Head southwest on FM-81 toward Highway 380; Turn right at TX-123; Turn left at Farm Rd 81; Turn right at US-181; Take the ramp onto I-37 N; Take exit 133 to merge onto I-410 N; Continue on I-35 N; Slight right at I-35E N (signs for Fort Worth/ I 35W N); Take exit 428A for I-30 E toward Griffin St/ Texarkana; Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-30 E and merge onto I-30 E, Entering Arkansas; ke exit 143B to merge onto I-40 E/ US-167 N/ US-67 N toward Memphis

Continue to follow I-40 E; Take exit 277 to merge onto I-55 N toward Blytheville/ St Louis, Entering Missouri; Take exit 66A to merge onto I-57 N toward Chicago, Entering Illinois; Merge onto I-94 W; Take exit 45C for Belmont Ave toward 3200 N; Slight left at W Belmont Ave; Turn left at N. Hamlin Ave., Turn left at N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.

By CTA: Milwaukee Ave. bus (#56); or Belmont bus (#77), exit at Hamlin Ave., walk south on Hamlin Ave., then southeast on Milwaukee Ave. to restaurant.

FMI: 773-234-BEER (2337), www.chicagohash. com

On-On!

69 Cent Man

773-772-2633

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Belmont. Take the #77 Belmont bus west to Milwaukee. The bar is just south of that.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, Head west toward Milwaukee. The bar is just south of Belmont.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Milwaukee. Parking is plentiful. You might even get lucky and escape Da Mare's revenue stream and park on a side street.

19Apr/10Off

Chicago #1656 Sunday 4/25 @ Party Central SkyDeck Opening Day & Odor Farewell Hash

Chicago HHH Run #1656
Sunday 4/25 - 2:00 PM

Hare(s): Its Too Soft, Lifa, & Other Unindicted Co-conspirators
Venue: Party Central SkyDeck (THE Original Foofdeck!) 933 W. Wolfram, Rooftop
Hash Cash: $8

$8 will get you a keg of beer, a shitty ass trail and more food than you can shake a stick at! There will also be the 2010 re-appearance of a classic CH3 relic, special event giveaways, and some bonus food items courtesy of Crazy Rita Catering! Call in sick on Monday!

And as you may have heard, our good friend Odor Eater will soon be leaving us for the tropical paradise of Kansas City. If you've ever been to one of our big hash events in Chicago (Anthrax, PoP, etc.), then you know Odor Eater as the friendly DJ cranking out that great dance music.

Odor Eater will be at the Chicago Hash run on 4/25, so please come out to bid him farewell, kiss his ass goodbye, or just to praise/deride him for being the huge Cubs fan that he is.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Brown Line to Diversey. Listen for the drunks. Follow that sound.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Personally, I'll be taking the Diversey Bus over, but you can take your east/west bus of choice to the Brown Line, then Brown Line to Diversey. Listen for the drunks. Follow that sound.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and cruise Diversey and Sheffield. I think the meters are 3 hour parking but I could be wrong. Good luck finding parking though as it is Lincoln Park and Cubs season has started. Address is 933 W. Wolfram

12Apr/10Off

Chicago #1655 Sunday 4/18 @ Green Eye Lounge

Chicago HHH Run #1655
Sunday 4/18 - 2:00 PM

Hare(s): PokeHisAnus & R-TardE
Venue: Green Eye Lounge 2403 W. Homer
Hash Cash: $8

This is Poke's last hare on American soil for about a year and the 3rd anniversary of the 54 back check trail. Should be a terrible trail. Come out and join us!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Brown Line to Armitage, Armitage 73 bus West to Western. The bar is just west and south of Western.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western. The bar is right off the auxiliary entrance/exit if you're coming in on a north bound Blue Line. Or you can just walk from home to Western & Homer. The hash is not responsible for any WUI tickets on the way home tho.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Western and Homer.

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6Apr/10Off

Chicago #1654 Sunday 4/11 @ Corner Bar

Chicago HHH Run #1654
Sunday 4/11 - 2:00 PM

Hare(s): Magnetic Muff & Just Do Me Slowly
Venue: Corner Bar - 2224 N. Leavitt
Hash Cash: $8

NOTE POSSIBLE HAWKS GAMEWATCHING AT NOON BEFORE THE HASH - STAY TUNED!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview "Green Zone": Red Line to Fullerton, Fullerton 74 bus West to Oakley, hoof it a couplea blocks East and South to Leavitt & Palmer
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, hoof it a block North to Armitage, three blocks East to Leavitt and four blocks North to Palmer.

Driving

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Leavitt & Palmer. Parking should be okay as long as it's not Resident Zone Permit.

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CH3 2012 Hash Ball

2012 Hash Ball

Sat, Feb 25th

7-10pm

$30 online

$35 at the door

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