Tale of the Trail – Chicago JV Hash #2 – 7.26.08 @ Party Central SkyDeck
This ain’t no portable mini-grille in the woods but the Party Central SkyDeck 65,000 BTU four-burner all-stainless steel mega grille with bacon-wrapped sirlion and marinated chicken!
HASH TRASH
July 26, 2008 @ THE PARTY CENTRAL SKYDECK 933 W. Wolfram
HARES: Its Too Soft & Super Stuf’her
VIRGINS: Just Mark,
VISITORS: I Pee Freely (CAIRO, EGYPT)
HASHERS: Batteries not Included, Just I LEAN, LIFA, THE GREAT LOCHNESS COCKSTER, 2 Tickets too a Pair of Thighs, Magnetic Muff, R They Real, Salty Gash, Just Genesis, PackHer Ass, R-Tard-E, Just Chris, Calvin Klein, Odor Eater, Snathcsquatch, Just Rob, Cums On I Lean, Chicken Stiffer, Just Tony, Just Carrie
TOTAL HASHERS= 24
The Second installment of the CHICAGO HASH on the 4th SATURDAY of the Month saw 24 hashers meander over to Party Central. Some showed up at 2 pm and didn’t leave until 2 am on Sunday. We saw one new VIRGIN JUST MARK and a visitor all the way from EGPYT showed up, I Wanna PEE and he was a SCOTSMAN to boot. I was happy to see The COCKSTER here today because when ONE SCOT DRINKS all SCOTS DRINK!!! THE LESSON ALL HARES SHOULD LEARN TODAY IS NEVER UNDER AND CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU LAY TRAIL BY BICYCLE!!!!! ENOUGH SAID!!! [Editorial comment, except when your co-hare shows up like an hour before the hash!]
The pack was small at first but grew after they heard the keg had arrived the trail itself was uneventful we wandered around Wrigley Ville and Lakeview thru alleys and gangways. Usually Lifa was in the lead but a times 2 Tickets too a Pair Thighs was seen near the front. Even Our Visitor took a turn at the front of the pack. The trail was long and miserable with 90-degree heat and a SUPER STUF’her trail of 6-miles the GM was tired and ORNEREY to say the least but CALVIN KLEIN gave the hares numerous down-downs so I was happy in the end.
The Pack made it back in one piece and the circle was conducted. The hashers were allowed to sit in circle today due to the tiredness of the GM and the fact this is the JV hash. The first three down-downs went to the hares so everyone was happy. The FRB was 2 TIKS and our DFL was R-TARD-E. Since we had a keg the circle went for 1-hour and SUPER STUF’her was cooking Chicken and Bacon-wrapped sirloin steak.
Eventually the circle did close and food was served and it was good and there was much rejoicing!!! LIFA soon left to meet up with his cousin for Lake Michigan Fireworks and he got a bullhorn full of crap from us as he waited on the el-platform. Some people left for the UNDERWATER PEOPLE show at the Taste of Lincoln and others stayed back to play FLIPPY CUP. R THEY REAL played and by the end of the night she thought she was at the LA hash! Keg was killed early (always the sign of a good time and the cutting crew got some more cases from the corner liquor store for the long haul. Overall the SATURDAY HASH has been a great success and we will do it again on AUGUST 23, 2008.
NEXT MOVIE NIGHT IS 7/29/08 GRANT PARK BLUES BROTHERS!
NEXT SATURDAY HASH 8/23/08 NEAR TASTE OF GREEK TOWN!!!!
Chicken Stiffer
CH3-GM
Hare(s): Super Stuff’Her, Batteries Not Included and It’s Too Soft
Venue: The SkyDeck @ Party Central – 933 W. Wolfram, Rooftop
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $8 gets you trail, more beer than you can shake a stick at, and BBQ party at the on-in. Hells bells for that price you’re lucky to get 1-1/2 beers in the Lincoln Park Green Zone on a Saturday…
Even though it’s called a JV Hash it’s being run by another one of the CH3 Varsity team Mismanagement co-captains, It’s Too Soft along with utility infielder, Super Stuff’Her. Here’s a chance to party in the heart of the Lincoln Park Green Zone on a beautiful Saturday afternoon – weather forecast is 85 and Sunny.
A-A from the Party Central Skydeck where we’ll have a keg and hash cash will include BBQ tailgate party after the circle. For those interested after the hash we’ll be heading over to the 24th Annual Taste of Lincoln Ave which is arguably Chicago’s premier Summer street festival, just two blocks straight South from Party Central.
Trail will run by the fest entrance so those wanting to can get hand stamps and pay the $7 early bird admission rather than the $10 prime time after 4pm cost. Headliner bands include:
6:00 pm – Underwater People
8:00 pm – Hello Dave
http://www.chicagoevents.com/event.cfm?eid=117
And as a further bonus if we don’t kill the keg at the hash, there will be a post-festival party along with friends from the fest back at Party Central until we do kill it.
The CHICAGO HASH will be running on the last Saturday of each month in the SUMMER (except August which is a week earlier due to the proximity to Labor Day Hash on Sunday). Many CH3 hashers have said they can not run on Monday nights when we switched so here is your chance to stretch those legs on the weekend.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to the recently re-opened Diversey stop (woo-hoo!!!), hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the Skydeck.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield.
Driving 
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.
