Chicago HHH Run #1766 Sunday 1/29 – 2:00PM @ 260 Sports Bar
Chicago HHH Run #1766
Sunday 1/29 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Ballsalotapus, Virtually Hung, Cum in my AssFault, Just Do Me Slowly
Venue: 260 Sports Bar - 260 W. 26th St
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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: Celebrate 4710 - The Year of the Dragon!
All this for only $8 bucks:
Pre-lube: 11:00 AM
Parade: 1:00 PM - Wentworth Street - less than 1/2 mile away!
Hash: 2:00 PM
We will have food. Bar also has full menu - and Ricobene's Pizza next door!
Chinese New Year Raffle!
Harriettes:Be trendy! Get a massive dragon tattoo (you still have time)!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Cermack/Chinatown. Head South along Wentworth Ave until you get to 26th St. Head West along 26th St and the bar is on the North side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that to Cermack/Chinatown. Head South along Wentworth Ave until you get to 26th St. Head West along 26th St and the bar is on the North side of the street.
Driving 
There's going to be a huge parade, don't drive to this one. If you do, cruise to 26th and Princeton.
Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2012 Saturday 2/25 – 7:00PM @ The Scout
Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2012
Saturday 2/25 - 7:00 PM
Venue: The Scout - 1301 S. Wabash Ave
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Hash Cash: $30 until 2/24, $35 at the door
From da GM: As another hash year draws to a close it is time to look back and reflect on all of the good times that we had in 2011. Our theme this year will be "Roaring Twenties" so come in your best gangster or flapper outfit and take advantage of a reserved space, an excellent drink package, and even some appetizers to stuff your face with. We'll be announcing the winners of the CH3 elections and handing out all of the year-end awards that you've come to know and love, so be sure to be there. You can pay either Snatchsquatch, Two Girls, One Cupcake, or Hood Whorenament in person or rego online via paypal with the link above.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Roosevelt. Walk East a block and then South along Wabash. Bar is on the corner of 13th and Wabash.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that to Roosevelt. Walk East a block and then South along Wabash. Bar is on the corner of 13th and Wabash.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 13th and Wabash. There's likely to be more parking the further South you go.
Chicago HHH Run #1767 Sunday 2/5 – 2:00PM @ Cardinal Wine & Spirits
Chicago HHH Run #1767
Sunday 2/5 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Virgin Banger
Venue: Cardinal Wine & Spirits
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Apparently there's some American football game that's being played that night. So come hash beforehand and maybe there'll be a place for you to stay and watch the game.
From da Hares: This will be A------>B with B at a surprise location. LOL. The B will have viewing of the super bowl at 5:30 pm or when every game starts. There will be food and beer.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Venture North along Western Ave until you get to Lincoln Ave/Ainslie. Head West along Lincoln and the bar is just around the bend on the East side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western Bus to the Ainslie. Head West along Lincoln and the bar is just around the bend on the East side of the street.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western, Lincoln, and Ainslie. You'll probably have to find parking along one of the side streets, especially if you're staying for the game.
Chicago HHH Roadtrip – Big Hump Green Dress Run – Friday 3/16 – Sunday 3/18
Chicago HHH Roadtrip
Friday 3/16 - Sunday 3/18
Event: Big Hump HHH - Green Dress Run 2012
Destination: St. Louis, MO
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Hash Cash: $50 - $100
From da GM: Chicago is looking to invade St. Louis again here in 2012 as we hop on the Amtrak and head down for their 12th Anal Green Dress Run. We'll be heading down the morning of the 16th (if you can't get off work, don't worry, there's usually a group that goes down later in the day) and then catching an afternoon train back on the 18th. Unfortunately this means you'll likely miss the CH3 run that day, the Bushman Hash that weekend, and the Second City Hash, but the trip is well worth it.
Necessary Info
Registration: Big Hump's website - Rego before Jan 15th for the best deal. Prices increase on Jan 16th, Feb 15th, March 4th, and March 11th.
Transportation: Amtrak out of Union Station is the preferred method. A group will be on the 9:25AM train to St. Louis on Friday, and we'll return on the 3:00PM train on Sunday.
Lodging: Red Roof Inn - St. Louis is the official hash hotel.
Chicago HHH Run #1768 Sunday 2/12 – 2:00PM @ Ravens
Chicago HHH Run #1768
Sunday 2/12 - 2:00 PM
Hares: Ass Capades & That Thing That Vibrates
Venue: Ravens - 2326 N. Clark St
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Its our St. Valentine's Day Massacre Hash! Something about love, or getting killed by the mob, perhaps. Who knows!?
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 22 Clark Bus or 36 Broadway Bus and ride it South until you get to Fullerton. Hop out and continue South less than a block and the bar will be on the West side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Bus and head East. Transfer over to the 22 Clark or 36 Broadway Bus heading North at North & Clark. Exit the bus at Belden and walk a half a block North and the bar will be on the West side of the street.
Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Clark. Pay out the ass for metered parking and think about how much you'll enjoy when the 2016 Olympics come to town.
Haberdashery Esplosion!
What's that? Even more new Haberdashery for CH3? That's right! We've got all kind of new and exciting ideas lined up. Let's start at the top, shall we, with our next shirt, as seen at right. Pretty snazzy, right? Don't get the reference? Just remember one thing, no matter how much something sucks, its still better than Waukesha. Seriously. It isn't even close. And if you need more info than that, well, you're probably not a big enough sports fan. This is going to be an extremely limited run of shirts and we'll have them for sale for just $10. Get them while they last.
Next up are brand new CH3 patches. CH3 hasn't done patches in quite some time, so I figured that now was as good of a time as any to bust them out again. These are based on an old patch design that was found over at Half-Mind, so I figured it was a good place to start. They're available now for the ultra-low price of $2 a pop. We don't have Happi Coats just yet, but you can still slap this sucker on a bag, a winter cap, a pair of shorts, you name it, and then you've got instant haberdashery! Who doesn't like that? Nobody. Nobody doesn't like that.
Last, but certainly not least, we have the ever popular bottle openers - these little suckers will be available in an assortment of colors (Red, Blue, Purple, Black, Green, & Orange), come with the CH3 foot logo... printed on another foot (doesn't that just blow your mind?) Slap this little guy on your lanyard next to your whistle and you'll never have to worry about being unable to open a bottle at a beer stop again. These little guys are available for only $3.